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Title: Alms for the obsessive compulsive!
Post by: Neon Noodle on July 21, 2003, 09:15:29 PM
Okay, so we've all talked about organizing movies by title, year of production, dating relevance, and so forth. Now it's time for another obsession.

I have found that consolidating my DVDs in Case Logic (tm) folders has one gaping flaw - every 2 disc movie I own now has one slot with the movie poster, and another one with just...a blank space. How rude!

Of course, I decided to scan the pages and put in my own catch phrases to tell the difference (because what fun would it be to put in the same cover?)

Here are a few examples: for Fight Club, I scanned the "How to start a Fight" cover and spliced in "The ninth rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about the special features disc".
For Star Trek 2 the Directors Cut, I scanned the picture and put below the title: "Dammit Jim, I'm the special features disc, not the feature film!!!"

Any ideas for the following would be greatly appreciated from the gurus who frequent this Phorum board:

Forrest Gump
Minority Report
Army of Darkness, Boomstick Edition
Harry Potter 1 and Harry Potter 2
Spider Man
Daredevil (once it comes out)

Thanks in Advance

Neon Noodle
Title: Re: Alms for the obsessive compulsive!
Post by: wuggles451 on July 21, 2003, 11:39:48 PM
Army of Darkness disc could say "Good,bad,I'm the Director's cut"

Title: Re: Alms for the obsessive compulsive!
Post by: JohnL on July 21, 2003, 11:48:32 PM
>Forrest Gump

"Life is like a DVD release, you never know what special features you're gonna get."
Title: Re: Alms for the obsessive compulsive!
Post by: dean on July 22, 2003, 01:29:38 PM

for spider man: 'i'm just your friendly neighbourhood special features disk'

for harry potter, you could just use some mumbo jumbo spell-talk [i don't know much about it, but i'm sure theres tons you could use]

minority report has a few you could use but they are all too long i'd think.

have fun!
Title: Re: Alms for the obsessive compulsive!
Post by: AndyC on July 22, 2003, 01:51:47 PM
Spider-Man: With special features come special responsibilities

Title: Re: Alms for the obsessive compulsive!
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 23, 2003, 10:23:59 PM
Daredevil:

"Are you blind? This isn't the movie. It's the special features disk."

Title: Re: Alms for the obsessive compulsive!
Post by: Neon Noodle on July 26, 2003, 09:53:57 AM
THESE ARE AWESOME!!!!

Thanks so much for the help! I am still struggling with the Minority Report set, but Forrest and Spidey are good to go....

Anyone else out there got any ideas for the following?

Beauty and the Beast
Memento
Se7en
T2
Tombstone
Title: Re: Alms for the obsessive compulsive!
Post by: wuggles451 on July 26, 2003, 11:29:59 AM
for memento just spell special features back words like    - Serutaef Laiceps

se7en you could call the second disc like the glutony disc or greed disc

and T2 "I'll be back...with special features