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Title: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: Prehistoric Gastropod on September 25, 2003, 02:16:08 AM
A lot of people will give the nod to Plan 9 From Outer Space, but Ed`s other film "Night of the Ghouls" is even more hilarious.  Ghouls has an idiotic fake occultists story, Kelton the cop from Plan 9 and..................The White Ghost! He He He.....BOO!  But even these films should not qualify as the worst movies ever made because they have redeeming value; they are hilariously funny.  No, the worst movies deemed to have ever been made are those that have absolutely no redeeming value, movies so bad they have nothing, not even comedic value. In my opinion, it`s a toss up between "The Creeping Terror" and "The Beast of Yucca Flats".
Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: The Burgomaster on September 25, 2003, 09:12:18 AM
I find it hard to categorize movies like PLAN 9, BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS, ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES, etc., as being "the worst ever made." They are very funny and have stood the test of time and multiple viewings. Therefore, they are entertaining.

As I have said a few times in this forum, my nominee for the worst movie of all time is CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN. It is just BAD, BAD, BAD in every conceivable way. It is not funny or amusing, and after you watch it once (if you can even stay awake through it), you will probably NEVER want to see it again. It is dull, crummy, awful, BAD, BAD, BAD . . . a complete waste of time and effort. I urge everyone to watch about 5 minutes of it to see what I mean. I sat through the entire movie and I wouldn't expect any other human being to even try to do this.

When I am on my death bed, I will be BEGGING the lord to give me back the 80 to 90 minutes of my life that I wasted watching this movie.



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Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: kriegerg69 on September 25, 2003, 09:53:04 AM
I actually find some of the movies people have mentioned in this thread to be ENTERTAINING. My vote would go to TROLL 2.....I shut my DVD off only 47 minutes into the film. Hated it so much I couldn't even finish it. Dreadful waste of celluloid!

Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: Bernie on September 26, 2003, 03:12:54 PM
As a big fan of EARLY Mel Brooks, I am sorry to say that Robin Hood - Men In Tights has to be the lamest, unfunniest, most boring attempt at a comedy I've ever seen.  Have yet to ever get past the 1/2 hour mark.
Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: Flangepart on September 26, 2003, 04:11:55 PM
If it doth not entertain, and doth reek, and  yea, it doth lead one to sleep, then verily, it must be cast into the lake of fire, reserved for all such horrors.
Such is the saying of Jabootu.

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Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: Brock on September 26, 2003, 04:20:17 PM
As far as Mel Brooks goes, I'd like to cast my vote for "History of the World Part One" as one of the most unwatchable, boring, unfunny movies evar.  I'd rather watch "Men in Tights" any day.
Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: Dunners on September 26, 2003, 04:25:28 PM
the absolute worst film ever? theres  a hole with no bottom. heres my list...

werewolf
manos
resident evil
payback
beast of yucca flats( anything coleman francis)
the day the earth froze
the violent years
the viking women vs the sea serpent
invasion of the neptune men
Ecks Vs Sever
mortal kombat annhiliation
soldier
leonard part 6( was amusing, but I couldnt get into it)

Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: Evil Matt on September 27, 2003, 12:26:18 AM
Simply Irresistable.

Sarah Michelle Gellar played a cook with a magic crab (I think it was a magic crab.  It rode around in her purse and managed to put on a top hat at one point) who makes people love her with her amazing cooking.  I've seen a lot of stupid movies, and I've seen a lot that have insulted my intelligence, but none of them has ever really made me angry enough to want to harm the person responsible for making them.  "Simply Irresistable" crossed that line.

Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: ErikJ on September 27, 2003, 09:56:31 AM
Satan's Storybook

Enough said

Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: B-grade on September 29, 2003, 11:28:26 PM
Dunners wrote:

> the absolute worst film ever? theres  a hole with no bottom.
> heres my list...
>
> werewolf
> manos
> resident evil
> payback
> beast of yucca flats( anything coleman francis)
> the day the earth froze
> the violent years
> the viking women vs the sea serpent
> invasion of the neptune men
> Ecks Vs Sever
> mortal kombat annhiliation
> soldier
> leonard part 6( was amusing, but I couldnt get into it)
>

Some true bad ones here. (Werewolf is way bad) However, I really like Soldier

My short list of bad bad films includes.
Legends of the roller blade 7.
Invincible Barbarian
Nemsis 4  (2 and 3 are bad but not even in the same class of bad)
and Mac and Me.

I like almost everything else. (I actually like several Albert  Pyun movies)
Title: Supergirl maybe.
Post by: Captain Ludd on September 30, 2003, 01:42:20 AM
Like everyone here I guess I watched vidoes non-stop as a child. And I always watched them to the end no matter how bad they were...if I started it I might as well finish it...just so I could know. Supergirl was the very first movie I ever started and turned off. I just couldn't sit through it. And I've never forgiven the movie for breaking my streak.
Stupid movie.
Title: Re: Supergirl maybe.
Post by: Scott on September 30, 2003, 03:16:22 PM
Battlefield Earth (in a bad as in boring way)

Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: Blair on September 30, 2003, 09:19:40 PM

The worst...

Blood Spell
Bleed
Boarding House
Escape from El Diablo
Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: JohnL on October 01, 2003, 08:12:56 PM
>Boarding House

Someone else who's suffered through Boarding House!
Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: G-man on October 02, 2003, 10:56:18 AM
I posted the exact same question....And in my opinion......Gumbo....Worst movie ever made...AND should never have made.... It's to painful to go into again... I can't even think about scenes from this movie or I start having seizures....
I don't mind a good skull F**K now and then, but it should at least feel good.
Movie that have a Pythonesk quality about them are usually good for that.....
Movies that don't take themselves seriously.....
Gumbo was nothing more than a expensive home movie, it had NO redeeming quality at all, and I've only watched it ONCE (so I'll never have to again)....






"My brain hurts!" - Gumby brain surgeon  (Monty Python)
Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: Evan3 on October 04, 2003, 04:41:55 PM
If you all havent seen these steal them (they don't deserve any more money), for these two truly are the worst movies ever.

American Psycho
Darkness Falls.

Thank you for your time.

Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: Kory on October 08, 2003, 05:14:38 AM
I know it's a popular commercial movie, but I recently watched "House of 1000 Corpses".   If I EVER see Rob Zombie, I'm going to kick his ass for causing me to waste 1.5 hours of my life on this piece of crap.  The ONLY redeeming quality is the clown guy at the main menu (DVD version).

Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: the feen on October 08, 2003, 07:15:24 AM
i read the 'three star' review in the paper about how Sarah Michelle Gellar makes Sean Patrick Flannery fall in love with her by way of a magical crab, so i watched it to see if they were taking the p**s. They werent. Truly, truly awful film. Why was this made, why did actors appear in it, why did it get released? Didnt see the crab put on a hat coz i turned off approx 32 mins into film. s**te.
Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 08, 2003, 05:31:16 PM
she freak av from Something Weird video.  I think the guy who made it worked on "1,000" maniacs.  It is like the retarded 10th cousin of that movie.  The lead actress is ugly, nothing happens, this horrible dixie cup lounge music plays whilst you watch extended shots of people setting up carnival tents.
Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: Dropo on October 08, 2003, 07:58:47 PM
The Exorcist 2: The Heretic ! My vote for worst sequel, and worst movie!
Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: tralalog on October 11, 2003, 04:38:26 AM
you guys are all wrong

manos: the hands of fate

some of you, in your ignorance, listed movies with plots, movies that didn't have dialogue dubbed in the same language it was filmed in, movies that the director didn't decide to point the camera out the car window for FIFTEEN f**kING MINUTES, movies that weren't manos: the hands of fate.  shame on you people, SHAME!!!!
Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: jmc on October 11, 2003, 03:11:04 PM
If MANOS had been made by a major studio, it would have my vote.  But I think it's worse when people who have made good movies all get together and make a terrible piece of crap....like EXORCIST II.
Title: Re: The absolute worst film ever made?
Post by: G-man on October 20, 2003, 12:13:46 PM
Sorry guys.... But my vote still stands...
But I'm sorry that I misspelled it...
It's ......... Gummo
I still can't think about that movie without wanting to cleanse my brain.... maybe some hypnosis....Anything to forget that I actually sat through that putrid waste of film.