Saturday mornings used to be so much better. When I was a kid there were four freaking networks worth of cartoons to choose from, and wrestling came on at noon, and you could always count on seeing Koko B. Ware. And his bird. Now the only network with cartoons on Saturdays is Fox, and those cartoons suck. And Koko B. Ware lives in a box somewhere. And I think he probably had to eat his bird to keep from starving. f**king nineties...
Koko! Frankie! OLD-SCHOOL~!
Actually, 2 cartoons on the Fox Box (Fox's cartoon hours) are worth watching. Ultimate Muscle and the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Ultimate Muscle is just great. The animation is very good (and I usually hate anime), the matches are actually designed very well (which shouldn't be a surprise, since it's a Japanese cartoon, and Japan takes wrestling seriously), and the humor is actually humorous.
And the new Ninja Turtles is better than the old one. Sure, it's not nearly as funny, but you know what? The drama of the series is 100x better. While the original TMNT cartoon was played for humor, this one is played for action and drama. And it works.