Akiraturbo's post got me thinking again....
What films can you think of where someone gets shot in the nuts or otherwise sustains some kind of horrible trauma down in that region?
Pulp Fiction is one. Zed takes a shotgun blast in his groin.
Robocop is another. Robocop shoots through the lady's dress & takes the bad guy down.
Can you think of anymore?
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I haven't seen this movie in years, but i remember the scrotum slicing in "I spit on your grave".
Hmm...have they made the "Loreena Bobbit Story" yet?
"The Serpent And The Rainbow"
In Carrie2:The Rage, the blonde kid from Home Improvement gets it in the stones with a spear gun, the unlucky huevos then(apparently) are forced out the backdoor and fly into the pool. Painful.
"Battle Royale": A girl stabs a boy repeatedly in the groin with a scythe.
"Evil Clutch": A monster rips off genitals.
There's the scene in "Sleepers" where Kevin Bacon gets shot in the nads, Bruce Lee grabs a guy by the scrote in "Fists of Fury" and my personal favorite, the sword splitting of Screwface in "Marked for Death".
House by the Edge of the Park...David Hess gets shot in the gonads.
Also Last House in the Left...Fred Lincoln gets his schwanz bitten off by the angry mom.
Night of the Demon - Bigfoot rips off a biker's schlong.
Killing Machine - Sonny Chiba cuts off a rapist's schlong with some scissors.
Brother R
In "The Granny" , while in disguise as the hot, greedy niece babe about to go down on a guy, the Granny cuts his manhood off.
In "The Big Red One", one of the replacements steps on mine, when the other members of the squad check on him, they find one of his balls on the ground. The Sgt.'s comforting words, "Don't worry, kid, that's why God gave you two."
I remember another one...
In "Dead Presidents" that soldier goes to take a dump and the Viet Cong disembowel him, cut his pecker off and stuff it in his mouth.
OUCH!!!
After he dies, Cleon says, "Better to check out than to go home all f**ked up."
I love that line!
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Sudden Impact - Sondra Locke shoots one of her rapists in the crotch.
The Running Man - Arnold gets Buzzsaw in the groin with his own saw.
The World According to Garp - Robin William's wife is giving a guy a blowjob in a car when Williams slams into the back of it, causing her to bite off the guy's penis.
The Evil that Men Do - Charles Bronson uses a pair of pliers to grab a guy by the groin.
The Faculty - In a couple background scenes near the start and end, you see guys in the background carrying a younger kid and slamming them groin-first into the flagpole.
There is also another movie, which I can't think of at the moment, where one guy grabs another guy's crotch with both hands and twists.
In "Airborne" Jack Black's character wipes out in the downhill rollerblade race and smacks into a tree crotch first at at least 20 mph.
OUCH!!!!!
If that happened for real, I doubt a person would be able to bear children after that!
> There is also another movie, which I can't think of at the
> moment, where one guy grabs another guy's crotch with both
> hands and twists.
That would be Christine - ouchie!
I can't believe nobody mentioned PIECES.
I can't believe nobody's mentioned the Clint Eastwood/Dirty Harry film where he accomplishes removal-of-genitals-by-.44-Magnum.
Then in Peter Jackson's Braindead, while a NZ punk is peeing on poor dead grandmama's grave, she comes back to hideous unlife and - drags him down by the short arm.
>That would be Christine - ouchie!
I don't think so. As I recall, the scene in Christine has the guy coming up from behind, reaching around and giving them a squeeze. The one I'm thinking of, they're face to face, the guy grabs it with both hands and twists.
I also forgot to mention;
There's Something About Mary - Ben Stiller zips up a little too fast and gets his "frank & beans" caught, with the zipper all the way up.
I would think that it would be physically impossible to bring the zipper up all the way without severing the schlong in two.
It (the zipper)would either have to come off its regular track and take the left or right mini track and then be re-joined above the dick. The only other option is to continue zipping...bringing the little handle up straight through the cock! OUCH!!
Right??
(Now I've put some disturbing mental images into your mind haven't I?)
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>I would think that it would be physically impossible to bring the zipper up all the
>way without severing the schlong in two.
I agree. In fact, Mary's stepfather asks him "How the hell'd you get the zipper all the way up?"
Margaux Hemingway blasts a guy's crotch apart with a shotgun in the movie LIPSTICK.
Al Letteiri shoots Bo Hopkins in the crotch in Sam Peckinpah's THE GETAWAY.
I believe there is a scene in THE VALACHI PAPERS where a guy gets castrated with a knife.
In CANNIBAL FEROX (aka MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY), a cannibal cuts off a guy's willie and eats it.
In I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, a guy gets castrated in the bathtub.
In THE JERK, Steve Martin kicks "Iron Balls" McGinty in the nuts.
In the movie THE EVIL THAT MEN DO, I believe there is a discussion about a guy who gets nails hammered through his testicles (but they don't show it).
And, isn't there a scene in THE BIG RED ONE, where a guy steps on a land mine and Lee Marvin picks up one of his nuts off the ground, tosses it away, and says, "It's okay . . . that's why God gave you two of them." ????
Wow . . . this is making me queasy.
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Not up to the same quality, but in the last part of Taken, Heather Donahue wants to get past a police barricade and she comes to the conclusion that it will only happen if she gets arrested. So she smiles and grabs the cop by the crotch.
In 10 Things I Hate About You, one of the main themes is how Julia Stiles kicked a guy in the groin so hard that he had to be taken to the hospital.
In Blood Beach, a guy gets his bitten off by the monster.
In Sonny Chiba's Street Fighter, he rips a rapists balls off. Ouch.
I forget what number victim he was: the guy in Friday the 13th the final chapter gets a speargun in the nads - extra pain because he got hoisted out of the water with the gun on his scrote!
So many films, so many shots to the groin.
In "Veronica Guerin," a great film, by the way, one of the gangsters in it, threatens to shoot one of his underlings in the groin.
In "Tales from the Hood," a white policeman is urinating onto one of the graves in the black cemetery, a hand reaches up from the grave, grabs his crotch, and drags the policeman below the ground.
And, there is that classic scene from "Lair of the White Worm," where the 15-year-old boy scout is emasculated by the villainess, as she gives him a blowjob, while he stands there naked in the tub.
Ill try to think of some more.
Here are some more shots to the groin.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Paul Newman kicks Ted Cassidy in the groin and creates the most controversial scene in the film.
George of the Jungle. Brendan Fraiser lands astride a tree branch, as does Rick Moranis (?) in "Little Giants."
Princess Diaries. Eric von Detten gets hit in the groin by a baseball, as does one of the villains in "Blank Check."
"Dog Soldiers" One of the soldiers is bitten in the groin area by one of the werewolves.
Relatively speaking, there are so many in films now days, they hardly register anymore.