Vileus Cinemus Leigonus! Hummmm...what might we make out of the names of actors/actresses and films if we went to ersatz latin? If it worked for Warner Brothers and Wile E. Coyote.......Why not us? Heck, even real latin is cool. Surprise us.
"Et Tu Flangus" - the epic tale of a latin loon betrayed by his chums!
Starring: Burtus Wiggus. Railway Terminus. Clayus Cassius. Julius Robertus. Directed by Johnus Milius. - coming soon, to a theatre near you! (might be time to move).
In "Escaping From the Declining Fall of the Roaming Umpire", Phil Proctor & Peter Bergman have Centurion Flatus Prolongo, with his servants Clitora, Urethra and Diahrreah. His pal is Mucous Bruto.