Has anyone caught this absolute gem of filmwrong? It ought to be on film courses for how not to make a movie - EVERYTHING is wrong with it, from the boom mike waving in and out of shot to people forgetting their cues and lines to the sound, editing - everything. It arrived out of that wellspring of shat film-making - the 80s ninja movie. It is on the right side of bad though - very watchable and very funny, not the exhasperating, tiring kind of bad. Recommended.
You must be new here, you've mentioned everything about the movie but the movie itself, :P
I'd just be spoiling the experience. Seek it out. Trust me.