Ever been surfing the net and come across a really...really bad site. This one actually had me laughing..don't ask how i got here:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Idiot (http://www.realultimatepower.net/)
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Did you see the counter at the bottom of the page?
It had over 1 million hits!
I
have finally found
someone
sadder than me.
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Thank you God...
>I
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>have finally found
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>someone
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>sadder than me.
It's a joke.
Thanks alot Susan... I just killed some more brain cells having looked at that pathetic site. ; )
Even as a joke one simply has to wonder about this individual.
You wanna know what's sadder than that? As the page from that link opened, I said "Oh yeah...it's the ninja site". We've been laughing at that jackass here on the mid shift at work for months now.
Hey, when you've read EVERYTHING the B-Master's Cabal has put on the web, you have to find SOMETHING to do at 4 am.
I need a social life on saturday. I used to have one, i don't know what happened. Probably that when they started monitoring our internet usage at work It bottled up and now i'm wasting my life. And time is ticking, according to sparklit's death test i'm going to die at age 69.
25% chance of cancer, 12% chance 3rd degree burns and a slight chance of alien abduction.
Maybe the latter..that sounds exciting
Are you insane too? (http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/insane.html)
Um Wow.That is pretty lame.But then again ask your self "How long do I spend on this website a day reading through posts and responding to them"
The hatemail is hilarious!
"Trust no one son. Trust NOOOOOOO ONE!" -the Street Fighter
I actually own a realultimatepower t-shirt. On the back are three facts about ninjas.
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
That site is awesome, and by awesome, I mean totally sweet.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present A Ninja Pays Half My Rent (http://www.sundanceonlinefilmfestival.org/showcase01_04.html).
This is hilarious!!
MUTTON, SOUTH CAROLINA, October 15, 2002 â€" A single mother leads a coalition calling for more responsibility in controlling the information produced from the internet. Her first targetâ€"a website about ninjas. Margerie Evans, a single mother of three, filed charges on Monday against Robert Hamburger, a 10-year-old Los Angelean, for his portrayal of ninjas in a popular website.
"This young man is encouraging the youth to physically act out violence. Doesn't [Robert] remember Columbine? Where was he on September 11th?" said Ms. Evans in a statement to Reuters. In a preliminary trial, Ms. Evans stated that because of realultimatepower.net, her children have been climbing on the furniture, beating on cats, and "spitting up all over the damn place."
http://home.1asphost.com/msnbcnews/
have a look at the kid doing his "moves:
http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~loco/bowstaffdemo.wmv
I sent this link to my son and daughter and college. They are seriously into Japanese culture and will probably get a real kick out of it.
Phaelon:
Check this out:
MOVIE CLIP (http://movies.flabber.nl/starwars.kid.reloaded/)
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Wow. Suing over this? I don't know what the story means by "preliminary trial," but why the hell doesn't the judge just throw the case out on, among other reasons, a little ol' thing called the First Amendment!
Oy