This category should prove to be interesting, seeing how every B-Film usually has at least one memorable quote.
I have to go with the classic quote from that lovable Kung-Fu Man Of The Cloth Father McGruder:
"I kick ass for the Lord!"
Also high on my list is the bible salesman from Beware: Children At Play:
"Oh, Hell Yeah!" Of course you can hear that quote every Monday night if you are a wrestling fan.
Of course Bruce Campbell has millions of quotes...what are some of your all time favorites?
Are you talking to me, Cloudio? Well I'm the only one here. "What's in the basket?" (Basket Case) is a poke in the eye for nosey buggers everywhere. "Have a drink - Al" (Warren Oates to a severed head in Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia - a rather fine B-movie).
Best quote:
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Roddy Piper had so many good lines in They Live.
To alien shopper: "You look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in '57"
To human: "You, you're ok. This one, real f**kin' ugly."
and who can forget
"Life's a b***h, and she's back in heat."
"This 'silly pistol' could put a hole in you the size of a medium grapefruit!"
-- Vincent Price, _The Tingler_
Reporter: Are they slow-moving, chief?
Chief: Yeah, they're dead, they're... ALL messed up.
--Night of the Living Dead
"Ya see? Ya see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!"
-- Eros the "advanced" alien, Plan 9 from Outer Space
"Poison Clan rocks the world!"- 5 deadly Venoms (got it from some book)
I'm with you there!
Also:
"Ma'am, that's like pouring perfume on a pig!"
"You don't need the police, you need a Brazilian plastic surgeon!" (Why Brazilian, for crying out loud?!)
"You see, I take the glasses off, she looks like a regular woman; I put 'em back on: formaldehyde face!"
"WHERE'S MY CAKE?!"
-Creepshow
"Meteor s**t!"
uttered by Sthephen King
"Heinekin? f**k that s**t, Pabst Blu Ribbon!"-Blue Velvet
"Time for Go to Bed!" Tor Johnson the Unearthly
Um for a Horror b-movie
"Swollow this" - Ash, evil dead 2
From a B-movie in General
"I'm not even suppose to be here today" - Dante, Clerks
"Bunch of Savages in this town" - Randal, Clerks
Nethead: If I were you, I'd Run!
Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good looking
"They're coming to get you Barbera" - Night of the living Dead
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges" - Treasure of the Sierra Madre
"I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die" - Mr. Garrison from South Park BLU
"Awk" - Kiss meets the Phantom of the Park
"This is seventies porn. You know how I can tell? The guys dick has sideburns" - Bulletproof
"Now squel like a pig" - Deliverence
"Here's a nice piece of s**t" - Billy Madison
"I could have been somebody. I coulda been a contender" - On the Waterfront
"Now that's a damn shame when white folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." - Better off Dead
My favorite from Six-String Samurai:
"Nice tuxedo... Nice tuxedo to DIE in!!"
"Hey, we're going to make babies!" - a sperm, running down the "corridor."
Andrew
"If my head wasn't hurting so much I'd a sworn I was in heaven, heaven for guys who like big tits."
-Jack, HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS
THANKS FOR THE RIDE LADY
"Better call a press conference, tell them it's Godzilla!" - GODZILLA 1985
"We've gotta find someone, somewhere, who knows something about what the hell we're dealing with!" - G' '85
"You were standing with 'Oscar'. Is he your main 'weiner man' ?" - BETTER OFF DEAD
"That's bizZARE! But if 'The Ronster's' doing it it must be new!" - CAN'T BUY ME LOVE
"Yo shut the f**k up chico man!" -Wild Style
the best quote of all time has to be from everyone's favorite camp classic, Killer Klowns from Outer Space. The scene has Sgt. Mooney talking to a frantic caller.
"What? You say Clowns came and took your wife away in a balloon?"
of course, for sheer baddness, you can't go wrong with Troll 2 quotes
" Nilbog! It's Goblin spelled backwords!" or "Look, it's the stone hedge magic stone!"