Over at fark.com I saw this article (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0312/031218booze.html). I know there's b-movie gold in there. Reference this book (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1565049152/qid=1071897795/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_3/102-6294910-3447331?v=glance&s=books).
Put your own news articles to be b-movified!
Good to know I'm not the only Farker on here.