Awhile ago, I had a topic on favorite guns, so I thought I start another on everyone's favorite line from their favorite B-movie.
I like word plays, which seem to be too rare these days, such as this one from 1956's "The Court Jester."
Hawkins (Danny Kaye): " The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true. Right?"
Griselda (Mildred Natwick): "No! The pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with with the pestle has the brew that is true!"
Thus, one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite B-movies is this bit of dialogue from "Lair of the White Worm."
Kevin (Chris Pitt): "I'm not really into headbanging."
Lady Sylvia (Amanda Donohoe): "Are you into any sort of banging?"
What is yours?
I'm not sure i can't think about s**t on the spot but ones that come to mind are...
Primal Speices - 'She's not just strong, she's f**kin' strong!'
Evil Dead - 'That's truly amazing'
Death Wish 4 - 'Death'
Ninja Terminator - 'Hey man, you Jaguar Wong?' (Zoom In)
Story of Ricky/Ricky-Oh - 'Oh i forgot - you're not afraid of bullets!'
Bad Taste - 'The old magic still there.'
Touch of Evil (not really a B-movie but good line) - 'He was a great detective' 'But a lousy cop!'
"Limbs...do they have missing limbs?" -
Sean Connery in Meteor----What do you want me to do? Stick a broom up my arse and sweep the floor on my way out?
Bad Taste - "I'm a Derek...Dereks don't run"
Dead Alive - "I kick ass for the LORD!!!"
Army of Darkness - "Lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store"
Evil Dead 2 - "HEY! I'll swallow your soul!" and "You BASTARDS! Give me back my HAND!"
Flash Gordon - "Flash Gordon, congratulations. You have saved your Earth....Have a nice day".
And just about every single line of ridiculous dialouge from "Reefer Madness".
From Split Second:
Dick Dirken: "If I was a religious man and not the reasoning person I think I am, I wouldn't say this thing thinks it's Satan, I'd say it IS Satan."
Harley Stone: "Well, Satan is in deep s**t."
Brother R
From Goldfinger:
"You'll kill 60,000 people uselessly!"
"American motorists kill that many every 2 years."
And another quote from Fletch:
"Can I bring you anything?"
"Yes, do you have the Beatles' White album? Just get me a glass of hog fat, and bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia."
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As far as lines from "Fletch"go, my favorite has got to be the following exchange:
"Name?"
"Fletch..."
"Full name!"
"Fletch F. Fletch"
"Occupation?"
"I'm a shepherd".
Man, remember when Chevy Chase was actually COOL?
Evil Matt wrote:
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Yep - once upon a time before he made the mistake of having his own talk show that barely lasted 1/2 a season...
"After you fix that step, why don't you jump down, turn around, and pick a bale of cotton?"
- yet another one from Fletch
Chevy Chase had a talk show?!! Damn, I miss the best things...
wat's he been up to anyways?
Chevy is looking old, fat, and tired on a few television commercials these days.
"Future Events such as these will affect YOU in the Future!"- Criswell, stating the obvious and slightly absurd in "Plan Nine From Outer Space"
taken out of context it's not as funny but i always liked "could you pass the ketchup?" from attack of the killer tomatoes
BoyScoutKevin wrote:> Awhile ago, I had a topic on favorite guns, so I thought I'd start another on everyone's favorite line from their favorite B-movie.
My favorite dialog exchange is from KING DINOSAUR (1955)
Nora: What time would you say it is?
Dick: Say it's about 3 o'clock Earth time here.
Nora: 'Cept that we don't know how many hours are in the daily cycle here. You know this place could move around faster than our Earth!
Dick: Well let's figure it for 3 o'clock anyway! That gives us 3 or 4 hours before dark.
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Favorite single line from an old B-movie comes from Ed Wood's PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1959)
Detective[b/]: But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible.
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Favorite single line from a modern B-movie comes from Ted V. Mikels' MARK OF THE ASTRO-ZOMBIES
Dr. Neidermeyer:: Certainly, their intelligence has probably evolved to a point which is even beyond our comprehension. By comparison, we are mentally retarded children.
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Well, last year he was in four films: "Bad Meat, "Great Goose Caper," "Karate Dog," and "Rent-a-husband," which may show the depths to which he has apparently sunk. He doesn't seem to have anything coming up this year.
I saw a Friar's Club Roast of Chevy on Comedy Central once. Terribly unfunny, and if the media is to be believed, there wasn't much of a good natured subtext to go with it.
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Speaking of funny lines,
A friend brought over Road House the other night and I remembered one of the most bizarre moments in this movie. When Patrick Swazye was getting his butt kicked near the end, the guy whispered into Patrick's ear while getting him in a head lock. I believe the exact quote was:
"I used to F**k guys like you in prison!"
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't most guys laugh themselves silly upon hearing something like this?!?!?!
I wouldn't be able to fight anymore, being doubled over with laughter.....
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deja-vu
"warriors come out to play" comes to mind