Each of these "Abominations" should have been put to a slow death, but i was wondering...which of these movies sucked the most? Anyone...?
None of them should be put to a slow death and here is why. When my children begin to speak about who is "hot" in movies and on TV, I will need a point of reference when I argue with them that Jessica Alba, Britney Spears and Mariah Carey were some of the hottest women alive. By that time, I'm sure they will have fallen into disrepair and I will need the ammo thus the old films.
As for which sucked the most......does it really matter? I mean a turd that doesn't stink is still a turd, right?
Interesting point--but women such as them broke the one cardinal rule. Everything was fine until they opened thier mouth.
still haven't seen any of them. althought Gigli was playing on base like a few weeks ago. i just couldn't bring myself to waste 3 dollars on it though.
You mean they subject military personnel to it? What are the alternatives: Iraq, Afghanistan or Gigli?
LOL--that would be a tough choice.
True......very true.
wait, arent they all the same movie?
I haven't seen them, but it sounds like it would be quite a challenge to sit thru 4 1/2 to 5 hours of it. Not sure if I'll be doing that one anytime soon.
this is one of those situations where you can actually earn a purple heart just by watching a movie.
it goes in this order exactly
1.gigli
ben +jlo= evil X2
2. crossroads
britney = evil
3. honey
it thankfully died in obscurity
LoL, I'll take israel instead! nah, they just have a theatre here on base that plays second run movies, kinda like a dollar theatre. A lot of the time they get good movies in too, it's kind of a hit and miss. Which reminds me I need to get off my ass and see what's playing this weekend, I think they have Master & Commander, can't beat it for only 3$.
HAHA! yeah, i have better things to do with my time, like watching fulfilling movies in my room.
That should be an annual award Dunners for us at this messageboard. Image that a recipient of the B-Movie Purple Heart. Here are the ones that were extremely painful for me:
They Saved Hitlers Brain
King of the Zombies
Bloodthristy Butchers
The Rats are Coming ! The Werewolves are Here !
The Dungeon of Harrow
They Came from Outer Space
I haven't seen any of the three, but my vote would go to Honey simply for the fact that it centers around rap.
LOL I once asked for a pureple heart in this board, I think it was after watching "Coyote Moon", a crappy "Yojimbo" remake starring, of all people, Jean Claude Van Damme.
I think we have overlook the possible entry of the latest Madonna film. Though I haven't seen it I know it didn't get received well.
Probably "Gigli," at least from the critic's stand point. Though, I see you forgot to mention "The Cat in the Hat." That seems to be shaping up as the worst movie of 2003. At least, there again, from the critic's stand point. I would say enjoy all three, but, I won't.
I'd say just come to a general consensus that they're all crap and should be destroyed.
Damn, that's like saying what's worse.... AIDS, Ebola, or SARS?
Anyhow, to answer your question...maybe Gigli. ; ) Honey stars Jessica Alba and at least she gives me a Red neck boner.
>Honey stars Jessica Alba and at least she gives me a Red neck boner.
Jessica Alba should be on network TV, dressed in leather and kicking ass with her transgenic brothers and sisters.
Just as long as they get better dialog to speak.
I hear Gigli was considered the Worst movie EVER!! Even worse than "Plan 9 from outer space"!!
But..but..J-Lo and Britney aren't hot. Like, at all.
And, despite myself, I can't help wishing for Jessica Alba to have a string of failures and just buckle down and do a nude scene.
I dont know...Jessica is pretty flat chested.
Size matters little?
Crossroads is the only one of the three that has been inflicted upon me. It was as lousy as one would expect from a thinly disguised advocation of premarital celibacy starring an utter skank. I refuse to see the other two. Hell, I refused to see Crossroads, but it was on, and it was bad enough to hypnotize me into watching most of it.
All three of them: period!!!!