Have you ever heard a movie title and thought it could double as a porno? Having worked in a video store I saw alot of "titles" that could. Here is a partial list:
1. Not without my Daughter
2. Project X
3. Theres something about Mary
4. Bad Boys
5. A Family thing
6. Hard Eight
7. The Waterboy
8. The Iron Giant
9. Kids in the hall
10. What lies beneath
Can you all think of any more LESS obvious titles (movies like "snatch" and "blow" are way too obvious.
1. Cool Hand Luke
2. Raising Cain
3. The Big Red One
4. The French Connection
5. The Fire Down Below
6. Shaft
7. The Truth about Cats and Dogs
8. Toy Story
9. Big Jake
LOL!!!Cool hand Luke---never thought of that one!! :)
Bend it Like Beckham
What Dreams May Come (When pronounced out loud, it sounds like, "Wet Dreams May Cum")
Dick
Can't forget:
Unlawful Entry
Little Big Man
Whoooha
Three Men and a Little Lady (I wouldn't even go there with the original)
Dirty Harry
The Dirty Dozen
Any Which Way but Loose
For a Few Dollars More
Lean on Me
Hannah and her Sisters
Little Nikita
Much ado about Nothing (harsh!)
Man Thing (coming to a theater near you..heh)
the best little whorehouse in texas (yep, it coulda been)
Fire Down Below (worth a re-mention)
Roger and Me
But let's get down to the nitty gritty:
1.Stand and Deliver
2.Deep Impact
3.Blow
4.Easy Rider (or Whale Rider)
5.Bring it On
6.Master and Commander
7.The African Queen
8. Igby Goes Down
and with that i bid you adieu slightly embarassed i got caught up in a thread like this
Post Edited (01-14-04 22:31)
Bah...I forgot one!
Dante's Peak
The Long Kiss Goodnight
Men At Work
Blown Away
Weekend At Bernies
Herbie Goes Bananas
can't think of anymore off the top of my head.
one more.....
From Dusk til Dawn
Here are a few more...
1. O Brother..where art thou?
2. Superfly
3. Bring it on
4. The Day after
5. She's all that
I am now officially caught up in this posting:
Shaft
Free Willy
Blow
Big
How about Umberto Lenzi's God awful horror film WELCOME TO SPRING BREAK? Now that title could pass as a porno flick. It even has Lenzi's trademark fake name 'Humphery Humbert', which could also come across as a strange porno name as well.
Depending on where your _mind's_ at, couldn't most of 'em be...even The Wizard of Oz?
no..it has to be secretly dirty. Like "whats eating Gilbert Grape"
Maybe I should clarify the spelling - Wizard of Ahs
There was one I've seen was about The Adams Family, I couldn't stop laughing when they got to Uncle Fester. Yes, I watch porn but it's usually because some of them are pretty funny to watch.
Stand and Deliver
Use your imagination here:
The fellowship of the ring
The two towers
Return of the king
Honey
Fast And The Furious
Biker Boyz
Shaft Goes To Africa
Jaws
James Bond in Goldfinger
Bowfinger
Roxanne
The New Adventures Of Pinnochio
Eaten Alive
Idle Hands
Terror Firmer (well, not too far off, really)
Deep Rising
Deep Six Blue
The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai
Swordfish
Kull The Conqueror
LOL on Idle Hands and Fast & Furious!!
TWO MULES FOR SISTER SARA!
Holes! Great movie too, kinda like "The Goonies" for a new generation.
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Post Edited (01-16-04 19:31)
You are sick jmc!!! But I like that in you. :o)
Great balls of fire?
Eating Raul (gay porn)
In and Out
Cannonball Run
XXX (cheap one I know)
Fing Nemo
Hard Days Night
Star Whores
Yellow submarine (asian porn)
Eight heads in a Duffle bag
Eight Legged Freaks
Fist(ing)s of the North Star
Manos, the Hands of Fate (sorry that's a cheap one too)
The Hand the Rocks the Cradle
Tequila Sunrise (a name of a porn star)
Grease
Gross Point Blank
Spaceballs
Gleaming the Cube
9 to 5
Broken Arrow
12 Angry Men
Moby Dick (TOO EASY!!!!!!!)
Star Trek the Final Frontier (TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN'S GONE BEFORE!!!!!!)
Like Mike
Training Day
Nessary Roughness
Blast From the Past
The Ring
A mighty Wind
A river Runs Through It
Catch Me if you Can
From Justin to Kelly
League of Extrodinary Gentlemen
A Boy and His Dog
"The serpent and the rainbow".
Don't know if anyone mentioned this one yet...
Its a Roger Corman movie about the Russian mafia.
Fright Night
My Bloody Valentine
Stroker Ace
Stick
Little Women
Hardbodies
She's Out of Control
Lambada, The Forbidden Dance
Last of the Red Hot Lovers
The Lover (hey, wasn't this porn already? :)
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Valley Girl
Tremors
Bridget Jones's Diary
Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle
Romancing the Stone
Lair of the White Worm
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
For a Few Dollars More
The Mating Habits of an Earthbound Human
Heartbreakers
Minority Report [I'm 'small' minded, but hey, it would be damn funny!]
Chasing Amy
Clerks
Young and Dangerous
Hmmm, not many that haven't been done.
How about:
Quigley Down Under
Lord of the Flies
Cold Turkey conjures up some pretty sick imagery.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH--"For a few dollars more". HAHAHAH good one! LOL!!
I Come in Peace
Dick
Come Blow Your Horn
Dr. Strangelove
Manhunter
Naked Lunch
Hot Shots
Well there was that canceled tv show NYPD 2069.
Thunderball
As Good as It Gets
Awakenings
Backdraft
The Banger Sisters
The Barbarian and the Geisha
The Big Lebowski
Booty Call
Broken Arrow
Cheats
Days of Thunder
Double Bang
Dr. Dolittle
Flaming Star
Full Frontal
A Girl in every Port
Groundhog Day
Happy Gilmore
Hope Floats
Joy Ride
Jaws
Sister Act
Octop***y
Three Men and a Baby (Sorry..that was my husband)
King Kong
Keeper of the Flame
Pale Rider
The Naked and the Dead
The Princess and the Barrio Boy
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Sex
woody allen did this one
Top Gun
haha...
oh yeah..
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
and..
Top Gun
haha
The Mummy/Mummy Returns
Enter The Dragon
Glen or Glenda?
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid
Hulk
28 Days Later
Actually, almost any movie sounds like a porno when you think about it...