Y'know, I won a date with Tad Hamilton once. I stood him up. When the contest providers got in touch with me to figure out why I didn't show, I said "Hell, he should feel lucky to have won a date with Evil Matt!".
And before anyone gets any crazy ideas, I was just in a really big "contest entering" phase at that point. I was even second runner up in the Miss Arkansas pageant. If I'd have taped my butt cheeks to my swimsuit, I think I could've taken the whole thing home.