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Title: Bruce Campbell. In my Dreams!
Post by: Flangepart on January 26, 2004, 01:18:35 PM
This happened in my head last night....
I was dreaming about, well, stuff, and for some reason...does reason apply to dreams?...the following occured.

Cut to : The scene in ARMY OF DARKNESS where the Bruce says "Honey, you got real ugly real fast."
Does the line, then it continues, and he says "Aw, man, i can't hit that face. Whats the point?"
And the actress laughs and says"What?"
Bruce : "I mean, if i hit a face, i want it to mean something!"
Laughter, as on a movie set.
"I mean, if i hit that face, who's gonna know? If i kick someone in the teeth, i want it to show."
Yep. My dream turns into a blooper real.
Then Bruce says "I know about ugly makeup. Hell, i helped right the book on it!"
Then "I" lean into the shot, and reach for a copy of Bruce's book, and say "Bruce Campbell, My life as a chin. No! If chins could talk! $19.95 at the bargin bin!"
Then Bruce laughs, and says, "$19.95, i wish! I'd be happy with $9.95. Ah, hell, $1.99 at Dollar General!"
Thats when i woke up....and remembered buying P.J.R'ourke's "All the trouble in the world" for $1.99

So.....anyone else have a celebrity related dream lately?



Post Edited (01-26-04 12:19)
Title: Re: Bruce Campbell. In my Dreams!
Post by: FearlessFreep on January 26, 2004, 01:25:17 PM
So.....anyone else have a celebrity related dream lately?

I think most people on this board...if dreaming about a celebrity...Bruce Campbell would not be it :)

Title: Re: Bruce Campbell. In my Dreams!
Post by: JohnL on January 26, 2004, 01:58:36 PM
The only celebrity I've ever seen in a dream was Peta Wilson from La Femme Nikita. It was very strange, it seemed that she was someone I just knew and we hung out together.

Oh, I once had a dream that I executed Tracy Gold from Growing Pains in a Red Dawn type of situation. Woke up feeling really weird about it.
Title: Re: Bruce Campbell. In my Dreams!
Post by: ashcampbell on January 27, 2004, 01:16:02 PM
i had a dream that i was in the cabin with bruce in dead by dawn! id much rather dream about bruce than some hot girl, you could talk about evil dead after sex!
Title: Re: Bruce Campbell. In my Dreams!
Post by: ashcampbell on February 02, 2004, 01:12:39 PM
if only he'd reply to my endless phonecalls and pornographic mail dammit!