Has anybody ever bumped uglies while watching a horrible movie? I remember getti'n it on during "Drainiac." Films are much better when you hump to 'em. ; ) LOL!
I'm also guilty of pretending my lady was the sexy brunette that had a bathing scene in the film.
The first time I ever actually got intimate was during A Knight's Tale. We got about a quarter way into the movie and just started gettin' all groovy. By the time we were done, the credits were rolling. lol
This happens just about every weekend, although the movie sometimes gets stopped in the interest of actually wanting to see it. Movies I can remember off the top of my head which were abandoned in favor of sex, though, are:
Scream 2
Beyond Darkness
Arachnia
There are many others, but the titles elude me.
Brother R
Clue
Friday the 13th Part 2
Friday the 13th part 3
Lord of Illusions
It's not bad, but I've made love to The Wall more times than I care to remember.
It's actually a really strange experience.
And, y'know, with The Wall on in the background. Not like, humping the tape.
-=NiGHTS=- wrote:
> And, y'know, with The Wall on in the background. Not like,
> humping the tape.
Good point. I was thinking that title could be interpreted a couple of different ways.
I recall getting amorous while watching a movie, but I can't, for the life of me, remember what movie it was. My attention must have been elsewhere :)
By the way, I assume we're all talking about video movies. Has anybody actually made it at a drive-in movie? I know it happens, but I can't say I know anybody who's actually done it.
ARACHNIA IS AWESOME! I JUST MADE LOVE DURING FRIDAY THE 13th PART 8! JUST TO NAME ONE.
> It's not bad, but I've made love to The Wall more times than I care to remember.
Wow! I thought I was the only sicko that humped Britney Spears posters on the wall. (JK)
Seriously... I remember banging my X to that CD. I love Pink Floyd. ; )
Velvet Brotha wrote:
> Wow! I thought I was the only sicko that humped Britney Spears
> posters on the wall. (JK)
Nope, you're not the only one.
The Blair Witch Project was the only movie that ever actually helped me get laid. It was good and spooky in the theater, but when I rented it for my (then) girlfriend and I to watch at home, it had lost a bit of it's punch. However, I think the film's total awfulness(awful-osity) on the small screen is probably the only reason the girl(we'll call her Satan) wanted to get into my trousers. YEAH...boring cinema!
Geez, Dolma, did you have some major role in the making of Arachnia? You seem awfully peeved that I didn't like it.
Brother R
> However, I think the film's total awfulness(awful-osity) on the small screen is probably the only reason the girl(we'll call her Satan) wanted to get into my trousers. YEAH...boring cinema!
You had sex with Satan too? Damn that whore!!! We need to form a coalition against women like that. ; )
I had an experience in my car while at the drive-in. My girlfriend and I were watching a triple feature of FRIDAY THE 13TH parts 1, 2 and 3 (and they cut about 15 minutes out of the middle of each movie!). Anyway, it started to rain very heavily and it was hard to see the screen even with the windshield wipers on.
So, one thing led to another . . .
Velvet Brotha wrote:
> You had sex with Satan too? Damn that whore!!! We need to form
> a coalition against women like that. ; )
Hell yeah, Brotha!!! We could wear arm bands and make special t-shirts....and hey, my dad has a barn....we could put on a show!!! Or maybe we could just hire a good arsonist! Can you kill Satan with fire? We just gotta find a way to send her back to hell(Arkansas)where she belongs!
If hell is Arkansas, does that mean Charles B. Pierce is the overlord?
Brother R
f**k yeah, Pink Floyd kick ass! I've done with Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background. Nothing like a soundtrack while doin' the deed. lol
I have during the movie Stigmata at the drive-in. Of course I like making love in cars. I don't know it's more of a thrill, a rush for me. Who's going to see anything anyway. The windows are usually steamed up ;)