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Title: Bad movies that might as well be pornos
Post by: I luv dolma on February 17, 2004, 08:59:09 PM
C'mon folks! Which movies are packed with nudity and sex!

Zombie Lake and Deathstalker are 2 that come to mind immediatly.
Title: Re: Bad movies that might as well be pornos
Post by: Brother Ragnarok on February 17, 2004, 09:00:22 PM
How about Lord of the G-Strings?  Wait, that was mean to be a porno.  Flesh Gord...no.   Alice in Wonderl...crap.

Brother R

Title: Re: Bad movies that might as well be pornos
Post by: JohnL on February 18, 2004, 01:00:03 AM
The Killer Eye.
Head of the Family
The Cheerleaders
Title: Re: Bad movies that might as well be pornos
Post by: Chopper on February 19, 2004, 08:43:45 AM
haha, Caligula was the 1st one that popped in my head just from reading your subject line. **warning** very sleazy flick. if you're a dude don't watch it with the wife present. the actors are even embaressed to this day to have their name on it because the producer worked for penthouse and he tacked on a bunch of sex scenes after the movie was done being filmed with them in it.
Title: Re: Bad movies that might as well be pornos
Post by: Daniel Johnson on February 19, 2004, 01:03:01 PM
I luv dolma wrote:

> C'mon folks! Which movies are packed with nudity and sex!
>
> Zombie Lake and Deathstalker are 2 that come to mind
> immediatly.

   Speaking of Deathstalker, which dvd is better the seperate 1 and 2 or when there both jammed on one disc, are there any extras? And when is 3 going to come out on DVD!
Title: Re: Bad movies that might as well be pornos
Post by: raj on February 19, 2004, 01:23:02 PM
I got Deathstalker 1 & 2 separately, and there are no real extras (trailers for the movies & one screen bios don't count in my book.)  The transfers are ok, but not great.  Don't know about the two-on-one version, but I doubt that one would be better.
Title: Re: Bad movies that might as well be pornos
Post by: Daniel Johnson on February 19, 2004, 03:41:48 PM
raj wrote:

> I got Deathstalker 1 & 2 separately, and there are no real
> extras (trailers for the movies & one screen bios don't count
> in my book.)  The transfers are ok, but not great.  Don't know
> about the two-on-one version, but I doubt that one would be
> better.

   Thanks for the info, I'll have to check them out.
Title: Re: Bad movies that might as well be pornos
Post by: I luv dolma on February 19, 2004, 06:10:43 PM
Deathstalker 2 has a commentary track by director Jim Wynorski and actor John Terelsky aka Deathstalker.

I don't own the first Stalker on DVD, only on VHS. I found it in my basement and that's how I discovered the series. I later got part 2 and 4 on DVD. Part 4, which is a pretty weak film, even for a b movie, is packed with trailors of the genre. (The Warrior and the Sorcerous, Amazons, Barbarian Queen 1 & 2, and so much more! But no commentary) You can download part 3 (the MST3K version) off of Kazaa.
Title: Re: Bad movies that might as well be pornos
Post by: Cricket21a on February 20, 2004, 01:00:25 PM
I just saw a movie called "The Lover".  It could more than likely pass as porno.  Lots of sex

Title: Re: Bad movies that might as well be pornos
Post by: Stargazer on February 20, 2004, 09:52:01 PM
A rather pointless horror movie gone wrong called "Dark Wolf"... werewolf porn... ewwwww.... maybe for those into furry porn...
Title: OT: Genre not yet spoofed
Post by: eeeee5 on February 21, 2004, 12:50:26 PM
Maybe the kung fu genre could be (soft-core) spoofed.
Think of "Wu Du"/"5 Deadly Venoms," various skills, a master, doing battle... quite interesting that no one has tried spoofing this genre in sexual terms... but maybe some one has.
Title: Re: OT: Genre not yet spoofed
Post by: Andrew on February 21, 2004, 01:02:20 PM
eeeee5 wrote:

> Maybe the kung fu genre could be (soft-core) spoofed.
> Think of "Wu Du"/"5 Deadly Venoms," various skills, a master,
> doing battle... quite interesting that no one has tried
> spoofing this genre in sexual terms... but maybe some one has.

They have, more than once too.  "A Chinese Torture Chamber Story" might be more like a dark comedy, but it includes at least one kung fu sex battle.

Title: Re: Bad movies that might as well be pornos
Post by: eeeee5 on February 21, 2004, 01:42:09 PM
Sorry I brought it up.