My friend just built this wonderful page featuring one of the few pictures ever taken of the legendary Mr. Alan Smithee. There's also a lot of info about Mr. Smithee and his many films. He looks just as sophisticated as you would expect a fine hollywood director and true gentlmen to look. Since Mr. Smithee is secretive ad doesn't like his picture published,you should hurry and check out his picture before his attorneys get a court order to get the picture removed. here's the address http://www.echonyc.com/~mtv/smithee/