So, it seems that Dark Castle films is making a new version of House Of Wax slated to this Halloween. Looks like it's gonna be the same story as the original and will be most likely be in 3D.
But here comes some even worse news:
PARIS HILTON HAS SIGNED ON FOR HER ACTING DEBUT.
Arrrrgh.
What has happened with horror films now!? Why won't Dark Castle films die!?
And why won't Paris Hilton disappear!?
ARRRGH!
Thoughts?
Paris Hilton acting? Now that is a horror film.
(can I get a rim shot, please?)
Skaboi, what other movies has Dark Castle made?
13 Ghosts
House On Haunted Hill
Gothika
I'd give Paris much higher praise if she was starring in a REAL porno...not the night-vision piece of crap that she made at home.
Maybe the whole thing could be set in France and the title could be called Paris Does Paris
Hehe!
Or
One Night in Paris
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0314461/ a Depeche Mode concert)
or
Paris by Night
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095823/ there's a 1988 & 1934 version of the film)
It's a very quiet week at work.
This will only be good if Paris Hilton plays either the Vincent Price role or the Charles Bronson role.
>I'd give Paris much higher praise if she was starring in a REAL porno...not the
>night-vision piece of crap that she made at home.
The night-vision parts sucked, but the other scenes in normal lighting were pretty good.