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Title: The "No S&#$ Sherlock" Award.
Post by: Flangepart on March 22, 2004, 01:27:49 PM
I was listening to a tape i'd made, with diologue from "Plan 9 from you know were", and heard my favorite line....
"Well, one things for sure. Inspector Clay is dead...murdered...and Someones responsable!"
Well "D'uh!", Barny Fife!
Sure, its one of the reason we love Ed Wood's masterpiece...but i wonder, now many other examples of N.S.S. have you seen, or more accuratly, Heard, in B-pics?



Post Edited (03-23-04 10:28)
Title: Re: The
Post by: AndyC on March 22, 2004, 01:51:14 PM
I've always been amazed when someone feels the need to point and announce "Godzilla" as a 200-foot fire-breathing monster tramps across the landscape. Ummm, yeah. In case anyone else missed it, Godzilla is right over there.

Title: Re: The
Post by: Bernie on March 22, 2004, 03:16:47 PM
Reminds me of an exchange from MST (no, dammit I can't remember which one):

Bad Movie Cop investigating clue on the ground: "Wait, here's something!"

Crow:  "Well, you can say that about anything!"
Title: Re: The No S%$# Sherlock Award.
Post by: Flangepart on March 22, 2004, 07:36:39 PM
Um...wha hoppen the post title?
Did i say a bad word? I did censor the details while getting the gist of it across, i think....

Title: Re: The no poop Sherlock Award.
Post by: eeeee5 on March 23, 2004, 02:17:53 AM
.  .  .  .  You edited your original post.  I happened to me too, and I'm not well-liked, so it might be an FU, but... Just re-edit the original post and make sure you put in the title.  But maybe someone was angred by you, but I was able to re-edit my title.  When you edit a topic post, I think it leaves the Topic/Subject blank?  At least yours didn't say "No title given."

from Strange Things Happen at Sundown Giovanni DeMarco as Nicky the Tooth:
"That's fu---n' funny."

from Terror Toons the first guy killed:
"That's a big needle."

from Galaxy Quest Sam Rockwell as Guy Fleegman/Security Chief 'Roc' Ingersol:
"I think we're the green thingee."

from De Lift Aat Ceelen as Detective (Smit):
"I would much rather put others in cells, than wind up myself in prison."

from Little Shop of Horrors (1960) Jonathan Haze as Seymour Krelboined:
"It's kind of an unusual type of flytrap."



Post Edited (03-26-04 03:24)
Title: Re: The "No S&#$ Sherlock" Award.
Post by: Flangepart on March 23, 2004, 11:28:43 AM
Hey, it worked! Thanks, eeeee5!

Title: Re: The "No S&#$ Sherlock" Award.
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on March 28, 2004, 02:21:15 PM
My award would go to a film reviewed at this site, "High School Ghosthustlers." When one of the characters says: "This place is full of ghosts." Yeah, it took alot of brainpower to think that one up.

Title: Re: The "No S&#$ Sherlock" Award.
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 29, 2004, 01:27:02 PM
This happens in MANY movies:

There is a moment of impending danger (such as a tidal wave approaching or a group of bad guys shooting at the good guys).  The hero looks at one of his companions and says, "Run!"

Title: Re: The "No S&#$ Sherlock" Award.
Post by: Will on March 31, 2004, 06:52:31 AM
Here's a good one from a lofty source: in a PBS documentary on the Johnstown Flood, respected journalist David McCollough actually says "...some of the survivors were interviewed, many of whom were still alive."

Title: Re: The "No S&#$ Sherlock" Award.
Post by: Dirtcreature on March 31, 2004, 08:53:55 AM
I remember on a "Bloopers" show, and on a news interview a girl had been hit in the head with a bullet and the reporter asked "So, where were you shot?"
Title: Re: The "No S&#$ Sherlock" Award.
Post by: dirtcreature on April 03, 2004, 07:21:29 PM
This is a bit late, but it's a cracker.

On a trailer for the movies "SWAT", Colin Farrell was heard uttering this this line about being a member of SWAt, trying to look moody and battle-hardened...

"This is what we're paid to do."

You reckon?