Check this out. It's pretty funny.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards.shtml
I found that soundboard a few months ago and it is hilarious!
My favorite is the Sling Blade one.
"Ya got some 'er dem french fried pertaters? Mmm Hmm."
The Homer Simpson one is funny also.
Great stuff!
Post Edited (05-21-04 21:22)
I took a look at it after one of the local radio stations played a couple of the sample calls. The Jack Nicholson one had me in stitches.