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Title: LOOK, It's a bird, It's a plane, It's a ... Fly powered aircraft?
Post by: Jamtoy on July 02, 2004, 11:52:29 AM


If you use the "strike anywhere" matches, this plane could literally "Crash and Burn."

Title: Re: LOOK, It's a bird, It's a plane, It's a ... Fly powered aircraft?
Post by: Acidburn on July 02, 2004, 12:01:18 PM
Sweet, weekend project!
Title: Re: LOOK, It's a bird, It's a plane, It's a ... Fly powered aircraft?
Post by: Ash on July 02, 2004, 12:48:36 PM
It looks neat but the whole time I was reading it I kept thinking, "Who has time for that?"
Title: Re: LOOK, It's a bird, It's a plane, It's a ... Fly powered aircraft?
Post by: Acidburn on July 02, 2004, 01:22:21 PM
LOL, just made the plane....looking for the flys.
Title: Re: LOOK, It's a bird, It's a plane, It's a ... Fly powered aircraft?
Post by: daveblackeye15 on July 02, 2004, 01:27:36 PM
WTF? That'd look weird.

Title: B movie plot in the making
Post by: trekgeezer on July 02, 2004, 06:19:40 PM
You know whoever came up with this has to die a horrible death by fly attack. I can see them now swarming every orifice and leaving behind the maggot  infested  husk of  a corpse.

Title: Re: LOOK, It's a bird, It's a plane, It's a ... Fly powered aircraft?
Post by: Vermin Boy on July 03, 2004, 08:49:54 AM
"Launch the aircraft. It should fly like a charm, and, far from being cruel to the flies, you'll be teaching them a new and valuable thing, one that brings us to the virtue of this exercise. For we see that while flies think a lot alike, have a great deal in common, share many of the same hopes and dreams, they never act in concert, as a team, with regard for the worth of other, neighboring flies until forced to by grim circumstance"

Such personal improvement, of course, is terribly useful for the future once you're GLUED TO A PIECE OF WOOD.

The cruelty doesn't even bother me that much, but that's the most phony-baloney rationalization I've read in a long time.

Title: Re: LOOK, It's a bird, It's a plane, It's a ... Fly powered aircraft?
Post by: Flangepart on July 03, 2004, 11:37:41 AM
Holy Frijolies!
Thats a crazy idea, but it just might...get you a picket team from PETA!
Not that i'd mind...flies are NOT an endangered species....

Now i can't get that Stain Master carpet commercial out of my mind......

Title: Re: LOOK, It's a bird, It's a plane, It's a ... Fly powered aircraft?
Post by: Acidburn on July 06, 2004, 01:33:29 PM
Actually did this this weekend.  I could not get the flys to be still long enough for the glue to stick.  So I got one of the old planes that were made of wood, that you used to fly when you were a kid, some of them even had the rubberband propellar thing.  But anyways I glued 6 June Bugs to it.  It was a very wierd, it lifted off, but never really went anywhere, they were all trying to go in defferent directions.  Maybe if I can train them to fly straingt , I can have my first circus act :)