Until about two weeks ago, everything was for the most part calm & serene in the house I call home.
Not anymore....not since The Ignorant Manipulative b***hes came into my life.
My roommates both recently started dating two females.
They met both of them at a bar...
I personally consider bars and nightclubs the dumpsters of mate/date finding.
Would you dig in a dumpster to find that rare treasure you're looking for?
I didn't think so.
(if you met your mate at a bar, then you're a rare exception)
I was supposed to hook up with one of them but after hearing her talk for oh, about 5 minutes, I understood that she was nowhere near my intellectual level.
If a girl/woman can't match me up here (points to head) then faggedaboudit!
Even worse, both of these girls are barely into their 20's and think they know everything....everything that is hip-hop and "peeps & s**t".
They don't approach a person to talk; they "holla".
You know where this is going don't you?
I thought so.
That being said, these girls, once they hooked up with my roommates decided to immediately HATE me and turn my roommates against me.
Why do they hate me you might ask?
I'll tell you.
They hate me because I am the voice of reason.
They hate me because I am their polar opposite.
Trust me....five minutes of conversing with them and you'll totally agree with me.
Their ignorance is downright astonishing.
To put it bluntly....These girls are f**kin' dumber than dirt.
And they are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
My roommates are literally "blinded by the p***y" and these girls know that. What a powerful tool they wield!
My evesdroppings helped me to learn that they both were recently kicked out by their parents; they want this house for themselves.
I am the one thing that stands in their way of taking everything that they possibly can from my roommates...and that's exactly what they're out to do.
They fear that I may whisper the truth into my roommates ears and make them see them for what they really are.
Ignorant Manipulative b***hes!
I know, I know. You may know lots of girls in their late teens and early 20's that're dumb & naive...it's to be expected...but these two girls have literally transcended stupidity far more than the average 20 year old girl.
It's like they never paid any attention in high school at all nor learned anything from their parents.
You've no doubt heard many a blonde joke right?
These girls make the blondes in those jokes look like Albert f**king Einstein!
Irony abounds when dealing with these girls. They themselves think they're geniuses when actually they are quite the contrary.
If you try to confront them as I already have, they merely find strength in their numbers and you're assaulted with a deluge of "Mothaf**ka this and Mothaf**ka that" while holding up the palm of their hand and doing the chicken neck thing that black chicks do.
Both of my roommates are younger than I am and both of them have admitted to me that they are just using these girls as a "piece of ass" but I think otherwise.
These two girls have the powers of witches when it comes to persuasion.
They are conspiring against me to have me thrown out of the house.
And the scary thing is, my roommates have actually taken their side in a few arguments!
It's almost as if they've given my roommates magic mind changing potions.
I have become a fabricated threat to them.
Fabricated in their own minds....all I want to do is live in peace and not be bothered.
I don't have time for these childish games.
That s**t is far beneath me.
I fear that they will convince my roommates to toss me out into The Great Wide Open.
I have discussed this with my roommates and they deny that any such thing will happen.
I know better though.
How would you personally deal with such a situation?
Post Edited (10-30-04 08:32)
ASH:
I am 40 years old. When I was in my 20s, I saw things like this happen many, many times. I had friends that literally disappeared for months when they started dating girls who "didn't like the rest of us." I hate to say it, but your buddies are probably bigger idiots than their girlfriends. They allow these girls to drag them around like dogs on leashes. These girls are being manipulative (and they know it). How much respect can they have for your buddies if they view them as weak, obedient "robots?" All I can say is, just ignore them and don't get into arguments with them. In the short run, you won't win. However, based on the ages of everyone involved, these relationships won't last very long and these girls will find two other suckers to kiss their asses. Then you and your roommates can get on with "business as usual."
Ash,
I don't suppose you earn enough to move into a place by yourself, do you? If so, that's definitely the way to go and don't look back.
Your friends don't have very high standards if these women are as bad as you're claiming they are. I don't care what their purpose for having them around is. They are just using these girls? You better take a closer look. You don't p**s off your friends just for a girl you're using. Your friends are telling you one thing but you're seeing something else...who are you going to believe?
odinn7 wrote:
> Ash,
> I don't suppose you earn enough to move into a place by
> yourself, do you? If so, that's definitely the way to go and
> don't look back.
Dude....you have no idea how hard I'm working on that.
Another month and I'll have enough saved up to get the f**k outta Dodge!
More to add!
Apparently, my roommate has a homemade tattoo gun I recently found out about...the kind made out of a ball point pen casing with a cheap motor duct taped to the side and was tattooing one of the girls earlier this evening.
The reservoir he held the ink in was a 20 oz. Pepsi bottle cap!
No joke!
I looked up the health hazards on unlicensed tattooing and can we say altogether now....
BLOODBORNE PATHOGENS!
I tried to communicate the dangers to them but one girl immediately rose up out of herr seat and started cursing at me "We don't wanna hear that s**t from you!"
What should I do?
Post Edited (10-30-04 17:07)
I have tatoos but they were all done by a professional with sterilization processes. There is no way I would ever let someone do something like that to me. Aside from that, it probably will turn out looking like hell and they'll be stuck with it forever...always to remind them of how stupid they were. If they want to walk around for the rest of their lives with "prison" tatoos, more power to 'em. As far as the possibility of disease goes, you warned them, there's nothing else you can do.
I used to rent out a portion of a guy's house. It worked out well for quite a while, but eventually his kids got on my nerves and I got my own place. Having roommates is a nice opportunity to get the credit cards paid off, get a little money in the bank, buy the stuff you want, etc. But in the long run, you need your own place where you can live in peace.
Dear Troubled Roommate in Iowa:
You gave fair warnings, but they wouldn't listen so I say let them get the tatoos, and watch the "oh! Why did I do that!?" faces.
"
If you try to confront them as I already have, they merely find strength in their numbers and you're assaulted with a deluge of "Mothaf**ka this and Mothaf**ka that" while holding up the palm of their hand and doing the chicken neck thing that black chicks do."
Christ. Wring their necks and be done with it.
Jim H wrote:
Christ. Wring their necks and be done with it.
Believe me, I would if I could.
I talked to a guy about an apt. today and am looking at another tomorrow.
Next paycheck, I'm outta here.
Finally, I'll soon be able to have peace & quiet!
Post Edited (10-31-04 12:56)
yo Ash, right on. i recommend the same thing that everyone else does. is it me, or are women the cause and solution to all of the world's problems? the last band i was in broke up because these 2 lame asses wanted to hang out with a girl i didn't like nor wanted around (oh and did i mention she was engaged to a guy back home!). but then again, like it has been previously mentioned it's mens faults for also being such tools. i've been single for a long time, but being single is better than letting someone manipulate you for their own will and selling yourself out.
> No joke!
> I looked up the health hazards on unlicensed tattooing and can
> we say altogether now....
> BLOODBORNE PATHOGENS!
>
> I tried to communicate the dangers to them but one girl
> immediately rose up out of herr seat and started cursing at me
> "We don't wanna hear that s**t from you!"
>
> What should I do?
Er.. okay, dumb question, did you ever think of waiting until they're not around and talking to your friends maybe one at a time then? Or are they always hanging around?
I dunno... not sure what to tell ya, sounds like this chicks are the controlling time, trying to separate you from your buds so they can chew them up and spit them out without interference.
Stories like this almost make me glad I'm poor, that way I don't have to worry about women using my general lonliness to manipulate me out of my money.
Grim
Well, brother, it sounds like you've got everything straightened out already and are ready to move the hell out, so my advice of putting strychnine in your roommate's ink supply seems a little much now.
My, somebody certainly doesn't have a high opinion of bars and clubs! But then again, I sort of know what you mean.
Thankfully the whole hip hop movement with their 'peeps' and s**t have yet to corrupt most of the 20 year olds I know, the younger 16 or so kids are right into it, but generally most people are a bit more laid back.
Sounds like a tricky situation. But as usual, everyone has trouble come their way eventually: a friend of mine was stuck in a very damaging relationship with a girl who was kinda crazy. She still is crazy, but at least he isn't dependent on her anymore [he wouldn't go out because they had to talk on the phone, and she was basically tearing his life apart, but now he has regained some control]
Well, hopefully your friends will regain their senses eventually. Whenever a friend gets a new girlfriend or boyfriend, it is hard not to get a bit peeved when you don't like them, but now that you seem to be moving out, you can try to just live with it. You don't have to like them, but you shouldn't hate them. Some of my friends have wierd girlfriends [ I guess I'm included in the wierd one as well] but I'm sure a happy compromise will occur after a while.
Although I have to say, that home-made tattoo thing is really bad. Your friends don't exactly seem to be the most sane people I've heard about!
Good luck to you Ash, may your friends not contract any nasty diseases, and may you find a girl who can talk in more than just single syllables!
I gotta agree with Burgomaster....stay away from the rageing hell beasts and accept the fact, ya can't control others decisions.
You did what you could, now let it go. Sad to say, thats just life.
Hope things work out, though.
The Tattoo gun is really the last straw in my book,they have demonstrated their utter stupidity. But NOW if years to come you can point to that tattoo on your friend and say... heh heh remember when those stupid girls made you get that thing??? Can I just say "Moral High Ground"
Not everyone has a lifetime stupidity reminder, many of us can sweep it under the rug.
In the mean time, stay in your room, and hang out with other people.
-Ed
Ash,
I, fortunately, have been in a similar situation. My solution...suck up my disgust and work BOTH of these girls. Let me tell you what to do.
1. Appologize to both of these girls for being so intollerant.
2. Work out a time where they will be in your apartment while your "buddies" are gone.
3. Load up on Zima, or Old English or what ever these "ladies" drink and get them both ripped.
4. Here is the tough part...do your dead best to "bury the hatchet" with them by trying to get both of them into bed.
5. Snap some pictures while doing so.
6. Pass the pics on to your room mates to prove what "ho's" these two tramps are.
Admittedly, this is MUCH tougher than in sounds but it does work. You run the risk of p**sing off your room mates but they should come around pretty quickly.
This worked like a charm and I still talk to one of my former room mates today, 12 years later.
You also run the risk of getting herpesyphillghonnoritis.
NICE! I had an a***ole room mate in college (many years ago) where I had no choice but to suck up all the crap that both the evil dorm room mate and his new evil girlfriend dished out ALL school year. Things like eat my food, leave dishes piled high, start fights when I had something due the next day or take a swing at me so I would fight him and therefore get kicked out of my dorm room. All year with no relief. There was no instant remedy of moving out as I was in an exspensive major city. It was quit school or suck it up. Here is what I did:
1) The other room mate I had who was cool was also game for revenge. So we made a point of wiping our shoes in the bed of the evil room mate when he was not there. Not much I know but it was a start. This worked well to p**s off the evil room mate's girlfriend who complained of his "filthy bed." Scientific fact: It's hard to f**k with sand in your bed! Keep in mind I was walking on urine soaked city side walks.
2) We refused to leave the apartment for any "alone time" that he wanted with his skank.
3) BEST of all. We knew that the evil room mate had not broken up with his out of town long time home town nice girlfriend. The dude use to talk on the phone in the bathroom to his jilted girlfriend letting her know he was "...busy but still loved her." So when she called back and evil room mate was not there...we made a point of getting her to visit...a surprise visit. Oh did that guy get caught! By then it was the last few days of school, we had packed our bags and were gone. See ya in hell evil room mate!! My advice is don't let them run you off on their schedule. Stand your ground, get some creative revenge and then split!
Kill them with fire.
Yee Haa!!
I put both the first month's rent and deposit down on my new apt.!
It's a 12 story high rise here in downtown Cedar Rapids.
Those extra hours at work paid off!
I'm moving into my new place today....(11-6-04)
Thank God....I didn't know if I could take anymore.
Post Edited (11-06-04 05:44)
If you can't beat em, laugh at em? Honestly if i had seen anyone tatooing someone in such a manner i would not be able to stop laughing. That is a mark that will be an embarassment for them in the coming years...and a symbol of their stupidity. One just had to quiety marvel at such things.
Until then, just stay back. Don't antagonize, it just throws gasoline on the fire by giving more ammo to the girls. Because its not just men, women are swayed by the opposite sex and will often snub their friends for a man. Behold - the power of sex. Of course where girls differ is they'll still retain some bit of loyalty, most women would never allow their boyfriend to talk a certain way to their friend. About them behind their back - a different story.
I'm glad I never had to endure the "roommate dillema". While they can ease bills and allow you to live in a bigger place, there is nothing sweeter than being on your own. Save up, look around for a reasonably priced place. Get used to the fact it may not be as spacious or accomodating as your current living. But being the master of your domain is as good as it gets. (no seinfeld jokes please!)
Hey, great for you Ash...
I just thought of another thing that's a bonus for you...you don't need to have your computer in a basement with spiders anymore.
Congrats on the new place ASHTHECAT - and don't worry about your friends. As someone said earlier, these relationships aren't going to last. For one thing, all you need is for one of the four people to go sour on them because its two friends dating two friends. One couple breaks up, the other kind of has to. For another thing, your purpose in that house was to absorb all that girlfriend s**t that is normally directed at a boyfriend. With you gone, your friends will now start eating their fair doses of s**t and I imagine they'll want to put up with it for a week or two tops. Does the thought of one of your friends growing old with one of these chicks make you laugh hysterically? It should.
You aren't on floor 12 are you?
wtg, let us know how the move went. I'm slow to read the whole thread, i've been so busy lately i haven't had time to visit the site ;-/
Something covering your face and a sharp instrument. I know its harsh but it must be done. Remember to do it either while their showering, or having sex.
ASHTHECAT wrote:
>>
> I personally consider bars and nightclubs the dumpsters of
> mate/date finding.
> Would you dig in a dumpster to find that rare treasure you're
> looking for?
> I didn't think so.
>
Finally, someone that thinks like me... You must be one of them really smart, tough, good looking guys that doesn't take crap from anybody. ; )
If it were me in your situation, I would just slap everybody in the room for p**sing me off.
Also, it wouldn't be a bad idea to bring out a bad mutha f**ki'n bat and crack them b***hes in the mouth. No wait, they might fall in love with you ; )
Love the "talk to the palm chicken necking" you mentioned. That was sooooo funny I almost wet myself.