If you are twiddling your thumbs right now like I am, here are some time wasters for you .
This one is self explanatory:
Bollywood LP cover art (http://bollylp.users.btopenworld.com/recordgallery.html)
I've been trying to find this one again for a long time. I love it when you hear the blubber chunks start falling. Read the letters section, there's one about the poor slob whose car got taken out by a blubber bomb.
The Exploding Whale (http://www.perp.com/whale/video.html)
Don't go to the next one unless you are not adverse to seeing defenseless twinkies mutilated. I don't think a twinkie would pass the Turing test.
The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project (http://www.twinkiesproject.com/)
You can get a patent on anything!
Uncle Booger's Bumperdumper (http://www.bumperdumper.com/)
Enjoy kiddies!
Loved the Twinkie site. The funniest part had to be that every experiment had a control subject.
But the Bumper Dumper had me laughing out loud. I just couldn't believe it wasn't a joke until I actually saw ordering information. I guess if you're selling a toilet seat that mounts on a truck bumper, you don't have to worry about promoting it tastefully.
HAHAHA exploding whale was funny
Whale go booooom!
Oh, my...Cod! That was great! Finaly saw the video Snopes.com told about.
Imagin haveing to tell your insurance guy how the car got squashed? Glad there was video! And the smell....woooo!
Thanks for da links, ya nut job!
Boooom!
Splat!
Ewwwwww!
Also...Twinkies are the new fruit cake! They last forever! Yet, they make for some....intreresting...Science! She fed me-with-Science!
And yeah....i know someone who might just BUY a Bumper Dumper!...um...should i admit that?....
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Liked that Bollywood LP cover page, but I'll try to catch the other 3 sites tomorrow.
When in Vegas on Freemont St. look for the giant screen on one of the casinos for Deep Fried Tinkies. You won't forget it.