What are yours?
Well, the movie "Twister" supplied one of the best unintentionally funny lines my mother and I had ever heard:
"Maybe we should get off this road."
You'd have to see it yourself to know why we cracked up laughing at that. It was about the only truly funny part of that film, other than the part where the male and female lead duck into a farm shed for protection from the approaching tornado, only to find that the entire shed is filled with sharp objects.
f**kin' Jan de Bont... almost in the same league as Uwe Boll.
Almost.
EVERYTHING in raptor island
The ending to Jason X has to be one of the most retarded movie moments I've ever laid my eyes upon... not that the rest of the movie was any better of course.
In Blood Surf there is this giant crocodile chasing these two girls. They run into a fresh-water pond, and the croc (being of the saltwater variety and apparently fearful of the instant death that would befall him should he set foot in fresh water) can't enter. To taunt the helpless croc, the two girls flash their boobs at it.
Not that I minded of course, but I don't think it really made much of an impression on the croc.