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Title: When life give you lemons, Sledge-O-Matic them.
Post by: Andrew on December 01, 2001, 10:36:01 PM
My latest fun in the mailbag:

http://www.badmovies.org/mailbag/


I'm not wrong here.  Am I?

Andrew
Title: Re: When life give you lemons, Sledge-O-Matic them.
Post by: Ken Begg on December 01, 2001, 11:14:42 PM
Gee, Andrew, you sure weren't very sensitive.  Perhaps you should realize that the woman's hurt feelings as 'real' as your 'facts.'  And that your verbal assaults against her are, from one much argued perspective, the same as if you had beat her with a baseball bat.  I'm sorry to say that the term "Hate Crime" unavoidable comes to mind.
Title: Re: Ken, Ken, Ken
Post by: Andrew on December 01, 2001, 11:30:27 PM
Ken Begg nearly pulled his sarcasm muscle writing:
 And that your verbal assaults against her are... ...the same as if you had beat her with a baseball bat.

In this case I think that the bat would have been much more effective.  As it is, I have to work with words.  Hey, maybe if I threw a dictionary (a big, heavy one) at her...

I read dumb people.

Andrew
Title: Re: Ken, Ken, Ken
Post by: Squishy on December 02, 2001, 05:20:55 AM
Yee-ikes!

Andrew, you don't have any excuse to chew me out for squabbling with everyone on the board anymore. Wow!

AHHHHH! NO HIT! NO HIT!  :)
Title: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew
Post by: Ken Begg on December 02, 2001, 12:57:33 PM
I quote Paige Bierma at www.ahealthyme.com:

"Whether perpetrated by a partner, parent, friend, or boss, verbal assaults can be every bit as devastating as physical battering."

See, that proves it.

http://www.ahealthyme.com/topic/depverbal
Title: Re: When life give you lemons, Sledge-O-Matic them.
Post by: Skaboi18 on December 02, 2001, 04:18:15 PM
Andrew, I found your response to be perfect.  She got what she asked for, and it does seem that she hadn't even tried to unsubscribe.  Did you ever get a response?
Title: Re: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew
Post by: Squishy on December 02, 2001, 04:21:00 PM
http://www.drpatallen.com/excerpts/coversational.htm

Conversational rape. I kid you not.
Title: Re: The reply
Post by: Andrew on December 02, 2001, 06:14:46 PM
Skaboi18 wrote:
>
>  Did you ever get a response?

Yes I did.  Here it is, all of it:

*******
Subject: I'm wearing Nancy Reagan's panties.
Date: Sat, 1 Dec 2001 19:30:59 -0700
From: "Panty-Slut Amber" (republican_tramp@theb***hes.com)
To: fenris@badmovies.org

I'm wearing Nancy Reagan's panties.

*******

It is a little obvious that someone has the password to her account.  Ah well, she had two email addresses and I sent it to both, so at least she will see my reply on her Yahoo account.

Andrew
Title: Re: The reply
Post by: Mofo Rising on December 02, 2001, 08:14:01 PM
Now, now, be fair.  The lady could be suffering from a very serious case of Disassociative Identitiy Disorder.  One personality could be an uptight ultra-feminist, and the other could be a off-kilter chauvinist pig.  It's the original odd couple.  Or odd person, as it were.  Whatever the case I'm sure it will make a very entertaining sitcom.  Or movie.  I've got it!  You can call it TROLL 3!

"I got a lot of good ideas.  Trouble is most of them suck."
Title: Re: The reply
Post by: Andrew on December 03, 2001, 12:34:26 AM
You mean "Troll 4."  Unless we are going to confuse people and make another third installment to the series.

Andrew
Title: Re: The reply
Post by: Chris (a.k.a. Mugwump) on December 03, 2001, 02:48:11 AM
Hey Andrew in all honesty i think you handled the situation greatly. i know if it was me i would've done worse, he he.
Title: Re: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew
Post by: Nathan on December 03, 2001, 11:23:20 AM
See, I knew that Ken got something valuable out of his all-day "Getting in Touch With Your Inner Children's Collection Librarian" seminar...

Nathan
Title: Re: The reply: Andrew 1, Doofus 0.
Post by: Flangepart on December 03, 2001, 01:25:04 PM
Hummmm.....makes me think of "The thing with two heads"> One head, Nancy Regan, the other, Hillary Clinton......Now THATS Gastly, brother! And Critical Mass.....BOOM!
Title: Re: The reply: Andrew 1, Doofus 0.
Post by: Flangepart on December 03, 2001, 01:25:27 PM
Hummmm.....makes me think of "The thing with two heads"> One head, Nancy Regan, the other, Hillary Clinton......Now THATS Gastly, brother! And Critical Mass.....BOOM!
Title: Re: The reply: Andrew 1, Doofus 0.
Post by: James900 on December 04, 2001, 04:13:45 PM
So from this thread we have learnt that andrew is being stalekd by a women with a split personality who is wearing nancy reegan panties and is trying to unsubscribe to the badmovies mailing list.  Wow we should write a movie about this.
Title: Re: The reply: Andrew 1, Doofus 0.
Post by: Jay O\\\'Connor on December 04, 2001, 04:41:49 PM
Somebody already did and Roger Corman is working on a cheap knock-off of it using footage from "Battle Beyond The Stars"


Speaking of which, I actually recently saw of sci-fi flick from Corman with all original footage:  "Falling Fire" with Micheal Pare (