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Title: MUST FIGURE OUT!!!!
Post by: bond on April 04, 2005, 09:58:43 PM
I can't think of the name of this movie. It's not very popular, I saw it on Starz or HBO once but never heard of it other than that. It's extremely bad. It's from the late 1990s. It's about teens who possibly live in the future. They experiment with drugs a lot and there is quite a bit of nudity. There aren't many characters other than the main 5 or 6 teens. The oldest of the teens is a surfer type guy who has shoulder length blonde hair and wears a band tied around his head. Most of the movie takes place in the same building. Please help if you can!
Title: Re: MUST FIGURE OUT!!!!
Post by: Mofo Rising on April 05, 2005, 12:19:51 AM
Sounds to me like Teenage Caveman (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283043/), which is a very bad movie.  Well, the parts I saw at least.
Title: Re: MUST FIGURE OUT!!!!
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on April 05, 2005, 07:16:25 AM
Quite a bit of nudity?  Then it must be a Larry Clark film!

It does sound like Teenage Caveman, so here's some advice:

Do yourself a favor and do not seek out this film.  Trust me, you'll be better off.

Title: Re: MUST FIGURE OUT!!!!
Post by: Ellie on April 05, 2005, 11:01:37 AM
I seem to recall a movie about some kids and it was the end of the world type movie.  Now what I recall is all kind of vague. Some kids that used to be in the city walked out to the country and some other kids met them and took them to some underground place. It was a very wierd show..there was alot of sex and strangeness.  I can't remember the title but it wasnt Teenage Caveman.
Title: Re: MUST FIGURE OUT!!!!
Post by: odinn7 on April 05, 2005, 11:07:59 AM
Ellie, let me clear this up for you...what you must have seen is the unauthorized biography of my life "The Pervert That Is Odinn7-The Unauthorized Biography"...Yup, somehow it must've got out to the public.

Title: Re: MUST FIGURE OUT!!!!
Post by: Menard on April 05, 2005, 11:53:30 AM
Thanks Odinn7. There's an image I'm trying to get out of my mind. Ah see therapy in my future. (:

Title: Re: MUST FIGURE OUT!!!!
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on April 09, 2005, 10:24:13 AM
bond's film does sound like Clark's "Teenage Caveman." I agree with everyone else, even in a more extreme form. Five minutes into it, I wanted to put a gun to my head and blow my brains out, rather then continuing watching it.

On the other hand, Corman's orginal "Teenage Caveman" w/ Robert "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." Vaughan, as the title character,  is fun to watch, as are most of Corman's films, and I recommend it as a good "bad" movie for those who have not seen it.

Title: Re: MUST FIGURE OUT!!!!
Post by: Ellie on April 09, 2005, 04:12:49 PM
After researching it  I now say it was Teenage Caveman. I honestly didnt think it was called that.
Title: Re: MUST FIGURE OUT!!!!
Post by: Philosophiczombie on April 09, 2005, 05:36:52 PM
I'm ashamed to say i bought this flick on blind impulse along with "How to make a monster" and "She-creature" This was the worst of the bunch, I recommend skipping forward to see the beautiful asian villaness in one of her many scenes of undress... then eject the film and burn it.
Title: Re: MUST FIGURE OUT!!!!
Post by: dean on April 09, 2005, 09:25:28 PM

I saw a trailer for Creature Features on a DVD recently, and had clips from all the ones they were releasing, but only mentioned Teenage Cavemen by name and didn't actually show any footage. Now I see why!