..Anyone ever hear of the the "Zombie Luau" movies? All I really know about them is that one of them has Ernest Borgnine in a grass skirt
Ernest Borgnine...in a grass skirt...
Why does that fill me with an unholy dread?
Because your mind still functions on a human level. So...where does that leave me?
Don't ask me. The whole thing has me scared beyond the capacity of rational thought.
(Of course, that doesn't take much...)
OK, I confess it was just a joke. As far as I know there is no such movie series; however, in a cartoon strip I read, "Over The Hedge", Verne is trying to encourage Plushie to enjoy higher class entertainment by watching "Sense And Sensibility". R.J, trying to corrupt him with more 'accessible' entertainment, says "Psst...Zombie Luau 15. It's no Z.L 14, but it does have Ernest Borgnine in a grass skirt"
I was just curious what kind of reaction the possibility of such a movie would get :)
You mean you've destroyed countless numbers of brain cells in my head FOR A JOKE!
Not like I didn't do worse by voluntarily watching both "Dracula v. Frankenstien"s. And watching "Jaws: the Revenge" more than once. Oh, and I did catch the last twenty minutes of "Battlefield: Earth"...
Nevermind. : - )
So any damage I may have infected is pretty much inconsequential :)
Inconsequential, unnoticable, yeah, pretty much so.
In fact, I was amazed when I heard the little suckers screaming. "God, I thought the last one died out years ago..." :-)
Both "Dracula vs. Frankenstein"s? You mean there's... a SEQUEL?!
"Both "Dracula vs. Frankenstein"s? You mean there's... a SEQUEL?!"
Fortunately, no. There are, however, at least two movies that bear that name. (I keep thinking that there might be a *third* movie, but who knows? There might be hundred of the things... Lurking... Waiting...)
Silliness aside, the movies are alike in only way, outside of having the title monsters. They are both incredibly bad.
What? A joke? Vile knave, thou hast ruffeled the feathers of our minds! So, you guys get "Over the Hedge"? Not bad, sort of a kinder, gentler "Milo's medow".