A friend of mine asked me to identify a movie quote which is:
" How many times do I have to tell you? It's kill the men and rape the women."
I remember a line similar to that being used in a skit on the 'Dave Allen at Large' TV show.
Anybody have any movies or TV shows they think has that line?
Oh man, that sounds familiar. I don't remember where it comes from, but it's familiar.
Somebody answer this question.
sounds like it came from some sort of war movie like vikings or old west cowboys sounds like the movie was kina funny from that quote
sorry i got nothin
Hmmm, it sounds very familiar to an Australian movie I have on DVD. It's called 'Ned' and is a spoof of the famous Australian legend of Ned Kelly who was basically your Robin Hood type folk-hero [without the 'give to the poor' part] who stood up against the man.
It isn't the one you're looking for, but the line it sounds like is:
Hawkins [Lead Lackey]: "Bill O'Reilly refuses to pay his Irish-person tax"
Governer Sinclair [Typical Bad Sherrif Nottingham-type]: "Burn the farm, rape the wife"
Hawkins: "Already done that sir"
Sinclair: [looking especially sinister] "Rape the farm, burn the wife"
Hawkins: "Very good sir."
Braveheart--before the revision
I think it's from Blazing Saddles --
peter johnson/denny crane
I too think it's from Blazing Saddles.
I can only remember two rape jokes in Blazing Saddles, but that wasn't one of them. There was the "people stampeded and cattle raped" line, and there was a bit of dialogue between Taggart and Heddy (sorry, that's Hedley) Lamarr:
Taggart: "We'll work up a Number Six on 'em. That's when everybody goes a ridin' into town, a whompin' and a whoopin' every living thing within an inch of its life - 'cept the women folk, of course."
Lamarr: "You spare the women?"
Taggart: "Naw, we rape the s**t outta them at the Number Six dance later on!"
Post Edited (06-30-05 07:49)
Um....now did i not remember that line, AndyC? Sounds...memorable, as it were...
Probably gets cut out a lot.
My friend believes that the quote was in a Viking or Medieval setting. The Dave Allen skit I mentioned was in a Viking setting, but the lines went, as best I can remember:
" Kill all the women, rape all the men!"
" Uh...you mean kill all the men, rape all the women?"
" You do it your way, I'll do it my way!"
AndyC wrote:
> Probably gets cut out a lot.
>
Ah! As per the "Bean Scene"....D'oh!
Could it be from "Erik the Viking?" I do not have a copy of the movie on hand to check, but perhaps.
It certainly seems like a strong contender. After reading reviews of Erik the Viking, I have to see this movie. I sent him an e-mail and will let you know if it jogs his memory. Regardless, I am planning a trip to the video store tomorrow. (: