One of my fellow Dread Central writers was a lucky bastard that got to attend a press screening of Uwe Boll's BLOODRAYNE. From what little bit I've been able to pry out of him, it sounds like even naked Kristanna Loken couldn't save that one from being another Dr. Boll extravaganza. More importantly though, the press screening came complete with a first look at Boll's still in production DUNGEON SIEGE. You can read what he had to say at my blog.
"This looks to be Uwe's funniest yet..." (http://www.livejournal.com/users/foywonder/8568.html)
oh my Gaaaaaaawd. A Uwe Boll film I just have to see.
Not pay for, mind. Just see.