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Title: i new here
Post by: joje/msn masterino on September 06, 2005, 01:43:37 AM
hello i'm joje im 10 and live near liverpool


i think this website is actually pretty good

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: Scottie on September 06, 2005, 08:52:07 AM
Hello,

How'd you find out about the site? Do you enjoy bad movies? What are the last 3 countries England held onto with Imperial power before it was politically abolished? What is the square root of -1? Can we come to visit you? What color underwear are you wearing?I hope you enjoy your time on this board.

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: odinn7 on September 06, 2005, 09:11:19 AM
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: Just Plain Horse on September 06, 2005, 09:11:50 AM
What is your favorite color? Do you wear eyeglasses or contacts? Have you ever had any attacks of fainting or dizziness? Have you ever been found guilty of commiting a crime? Are you now, or have you ever been a homosexual? Do you find these questions annoying?

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: trekgeezer on September 06, 2005, 09:19:21 AM
Odinn, be specific! European or African?

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on September 06, 2005, 09:21:26 AM
Trek beat me to it.

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: odinn7 on September 06, 2005, 10:35:35 AM
QuoteEuropean or African?


What? I don't know that!



Post Edited (09-06-05 10:51)
Title: Re: i new here
Post by: trekgeezer on September 06, 2005, 10:57:12 AM
Hey you left out the Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!! part when he gets flung from the bridge.

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: odinn7 on September 06, 2005, 11:14:13 AM
Yeah, I was unsure if I should take that extra step.

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: trekgeezer on September 06, 2005, 11:18:09 AM
Holy Grail is the only movie I know where every line in the thing is quotable.

That  rabbit's a killer!

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: odinn7 on September 06, 2005, 11:47:13 AM
The whole sequence with the rabbit is fantastic...especially the Holy Hand Grenade.

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: Shadow on September 06, 2005, 05:13:29 PM
Howdy! (http://www.smileys.ws/sm/action/00000030.gif)

I'm (relatively) new here, too. (http://www.smileys.ws/sm/grinning/00000001.gif)

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on September 06, 2005, 07:02:15 PM
I just wanna add, if the poor child is really real and is really 10, they are traumatized indeed.  But if they are a bot, let fly!
-Ed
Title: Re: i new here
Post by: odinn7 on September 06, 2005, 10:39:56 PM
Ah, it's just good natured kidding.

Joje, don't take it personally, we're just messing around...welcome.

See? I can be nice sometimes.

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: Flangepart on September 07, 2005, 11:00:11 AM
Welcome to the best site in the B-movie realm.
You will learn a lot about writeing here. Both Andrew's reviews, and the regulars here on the BB.
Its all good.

(Ahem).....Your a looney...

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: raj on September 07, 2005, 12:50:44 PM
Red.  I mean Blue!
Title: Re: i new here
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on September 07, 2005, 01:16:42 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Title: PS, Welcome
Post by: raj on September 07, 2005, 02:10:13 PM
I should have put that in my earlier posting.
Title: Re: i new here
Post by: odinn7 on September 08, 2005, 08:47:51 AM
I relieve myself in your general direction.

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: trekgeezer on September 08, 2005, 09:05:14 AM
"I fart in your general direction!"

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on September 08, 2005, 09:09:57 AM
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: odinn7 on September 08, 2005, 09:27:32 AM
I'm not dead yet.

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on September 08, 2005, 09:31:14 AM
"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history."

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: odinn7 on September 08, 2005, 10:17:18 AM
It's just a flesh wound.

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: Flangepart on September 08, 2005, 11:13:14 AM
"Oh, running away...you yello bastard. Come back here, i'll bit yer legs off!"

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: Just Plain Horse on September 12, 2005, 08:21:13 AM
Well, since everybody else is doing it...

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Title: Re: i new here
Post by: odinn7 on September 12, 2005, 08:47:56 AM
Bring out yer dead.