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Title: Static Man!
Post by: Andrew on September 17, 2005, 12:09:14 PM
Now this looks like a great new superhero.  Just imagine a geek who discovered the perfect mixture of clothing to generate a static charge.  Granted, he needs to get next to the villains (who will probably have firearms), but these things can be taken care of by "creative" writing.

The story on Yahoo!:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050916/od_nm/australia_electricity_dc

Title: Re: Static Man!
Post by: Ash on September 17, 2005, 05:36:47 PM
Holy s**t!
40,000 volts!

Did that guy do this on purpose or was it purely an accident?
Title: Re: Static Man!
Post by: dean on September 19, 2005, 03:07:43 AM

This is pretty darn funny!  It even happened in my State, which is even more fun.  Our very own lame superhero!  I really have to watch the news more often [I haven't the last few days] since I would have loved to see pictures of this super-charged electro suit.

I even like the title of the article: "power dressing man leaves trail of destruction"

I can just imagine this guy planning on going to a club, completely oblivious to the electricity he is generating, and looking at himself in the mirror saying "I look hot tonight, I'll be a regular chick magnet in this get-up!"

Static-man!!

Title: Re: Static Man!
Post by: odinn7 on September 19, 2005, 06:56:29 AM
Wow...I need to dress like that for work.

Title: Re: Static Man!
Post by: Just Plain Horse on September 19, 2005, 08:46:51 AM
To defeat static man, you need only turn the hose on him. BZZT!

Title: Re: Static Man!
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on September 19, 2005, 03:41:56 PM
I am not sure about any superhero who can be defeated with a shot of fabric softener.  
-Ed
Title: Re: Static Man!
Post by: Derf on September 19, 2005, 04:14:26 PM
Ed wrote:

> I am not sure about any superhero who can be defeated with a
> shot of fabric softener.  
> -Ed

Ah! But how many supervillains are so into laundry that they carry around fabric softener? I would imagine they are all so busy plotting world domination that they'd have minions to do their laundry.

Title: Re: Static Man!
Post by: Ash on September 19, 2005, 06:37:56 PM
A can of Static Guard perhaps?

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006M1EFC.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

Title: Re: Static Man!
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on September 19, 2005, 06:52:19 PM
Thats Static Mans Kryptonite(http://www.smileys.ws/sm/speechless/00000030.gif)

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