Its was a Subway sign...missing a simple period between two wrods.
It read ...EAT FRESH NEW MANAGMENT.
Now tell me...who woulden't think of "Sean of the dead?"
Soooo...
Any recent sighting of poorly chosen words,eh?
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I got one.
I was driving down a road when I came to a stop sign.
Except the 'stop' was marked over with a marker and some one wrote 'BREAK NEK SPEED! B***H!; (yes neck was spelt like that)
I decide to break the law and disobey the sign.
I Know
LAME!
That I'm just reporting what I saw.
In the small town in which I grew up, a store was closing. They decided to auction off the contents of the shop and this is the sign on the window.
"PUBIC AUCTION SATURDAY"
I didn't need any so I stayed away.
Also...at a bingo hall in Muncie, Indiana about 10 years ago the big marquee read:
BINGO
SAT AN SUN
9 - 9
It stayed like this for about 6 months...then the parlor went out of business and became a dirt mall.
I love this kind of stuff.
This may not be what you had in mind, but I found it nicely profound:
"A smart man knows how to do something. A wise man knows how to ask. We sell Boxes"
-Ed
Here are a couple for you........
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On a bulletin board at school there was a flier for job openings here on campus. Well some idiot had written above 'job', 'hand'. It was good for a laugh at 6:45am. (I have a 7am math class.)
One of my favourites was found at this very site:
(http://www.badmovies.org/random/pork.jpg)
Theirs a Stop sign that someone put a stick under it that says "Eating Animals". I always get a laugh out of it when I pass it.
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Most of all I hate dancing then work, exercise, people,stupid people
Post Edited (09-29-05 03:19)
There was a sign where I used to live that said "SLOW", and underneath that somebody painted "THE WORLD".
One time where we used to go cruisin' somebody went up the whole boulevard and put "when police are present" under all the speed limit signs.
I used to work at a residential school for developmentally disabled kids. The traffic sign at the entrance warned us to keep our speed down: Slow Children
"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
That one is a personal favourite
CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons .
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope a long with the deceased person you want remembered.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
Shadowphile wrote:
> That one is a personal favourite
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> CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
Thanks, Shadowphile! That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I hate trying not to laugh out loud at work.
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LMAO...That's awesome!
Glad i could give you a chuckle. I've got more actual signs, if I can track them down....
Walgrens in town had a sign that read:
BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL
GET PROZAC HERE
The sign wasn't up very long but good for a laugh when stuck in traffic
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
Express Lane: Five beers or less!
---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's r estroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
---Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
---The Irish Times, Washington, DC
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
--Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
---The Janitor
ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Help wanted: Telepathy ... you know where to apply.
Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.
Hang up and drive.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Lord save me from your followers.
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
Born again pagan.
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Cats... the other white meat.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
Wink, I'll do the rest!
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
Thank-you, Shadowphile.
And I was caught laughing at work. But, as long as that is the only thing, I'm caught doing. They don't care.