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Title: OT: Steven Seagal Soda!
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on October 07, 2005, 09:24:08 AM
I'm not sure which part is more frightening, the fact this exists or the tagline:

 "100% Steven Seagal Juice!"  (http://www.xoxide.com/lightning-bolt-asian-experiance.html)



Post Edited (10-07-05 09:24)
Title: Re: OT: Steven Seagal Soda!
Post by: odinn7 on October 07, 2005, 09:48:25 AM
Holy sh*t, that's putrid. Absolutely disturbing...yes, the drink and the tagline.

Title: Re: OT: Steven Seagal Soda!
Post by: dean on October 07, 2005, 11:37:11 AM

"Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you?"

Well I'm not sure that existential questions really popped into my mind when choosing an energy drink but hey, each to their own!

Features: 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice


Umm... I think I'll stay right away...

Title: Re: OT: Steven Seagal Soda!
Post by: Fearless Freep on October 07, 2005, 11:56:30 AM
"Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you?"

Sounds like he's reflecting on his recent career, actually

Title: Re: OT: Steven Seagal Soda!
Post by: raj on October 07, 2005, 01:12:40 PM
I gotta get me a can of that and bring it to my dojo.  That'll be worth a few laughs.
Title: Re: OT: Steven Seagal Soda!
Post by: Neville on October 08, 2005, 04:39:11 AM
Youd better buy a six pack and bring it to the shooting range. It won't be worth as much laughs as taking it to your dojo, but it will be a service to your community.

Title: Re: OT: Steven Seagal Soda!
Post by: Chopper on October 08, 2005, 08:49:04 PM
HAHA, does it come with a free pony tail?
Title: Re: OT: Steven Seagal Soda!
Post by: Fearless Freep on October 09, 2005, 10:28:31 AM

HAHA, does it come with a free pony tail?


And oversized native cultural jacket to hide the oversized person under it

Title: Re: OT: Steven Seagal Soda!
Post by: dean on October 09, 2005, 10:46:09 PM
Fearless Freep wrote:

>
> HAHA, does it come with a free pony tail?

>
> And oversized native cultural jacket to hide the oversized
> person under it
>

They are probably  just side-effects of the soda, not an added bonus...

Title: Re: OT: Steven Seagal Soda!
Post by: LH-C on October 11, 2005, 12:31:54 PM
Now that is just plain nuts.

Title: Re: OT: Steven Seagal Soda!
Post by: Just Plain Horse on October 11, 2005, 06:29:24 PM
I always wanted to feel like a bloated, typecast, 3rd rate "actor" who's a disgrace to the martial arts! *chugs* Bring the pain!

"Obviously, I am dealing with inferior mentalities..."   -Daffy Duck

Title: Re: OT: Steven Seagal Soda!
Post by: Just Plain Horse on October 11, 2005, 07:37:17 PM
Yeah, you're right! He's no actor! *smacks forehead* Like Rob Schnieder and Adam Sandler, people start calling him a actor just because he's in movies. I mean, with that mentality, people will start thinking George W. Bush is a leader because he's in the White House, or that he's helping with disaster relief because he flies over the disaster area. Good call.




"Grab yourself a can of pork soda
you'll be feeling just fine
ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house
swillin' down them cans of swine"                  
 -"Pork Soda", by Primus