I'm not sure which part is more frightening, the fact this exists or the tagline:
"100% Steven Seagal Juice!" (http://www.xoxide.com/lightning-bolt-asian-experiance.html)
Post Edited (10-07-05 09:24)
Holy sh*t, that's putrid. Absolutely disturbing...yes, the drink and the tagline.
"Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you?"
Well I'm not sure that existential questions really popped into my mind when choosing an energy drink but hey, each to their own!
Features: 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
Umm... I think I'll stay right away...
"Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you?"
Sounds like he's reflecting on his recent career, actually
I gotta get me a can of that and bring it to my dojo. That'll be worth a few laughs.
Youd better buy a six pack and bring it to the shooting range. It won't be worth as much laughs as taking it to your dojo, but it will be a service to your community.
HAHA, does it come with a free pony tail?
HAHA, does it come with a free pony tail?
And oversized native cultural jacket to hide the oversized person under it
Fearless Freep wrote:
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> HAHA, does it come with a free pony tail?
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> And oversized native cultural jacket to hide the oversized
> person under it
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They are probably just side-effects of the soda, not an added bonus...
Now that is just plain nuts.
I always wanted to feel like a bloated, typecast, 3rd rate "actor" who's a disgrace to the martial arts! *chugs* Bring the pain!
"Obviously, I am dealing with inferior mentalities..." -Daffy Duck
Yeah, you're right! He's no actor! *smacks forehead* Like Rob Schnieder and Adam Sandler, people start calling him a actor just because he's in movies. I mean, with that mentality, people will start thinking George W. Bush is a leader because he's in the White House, or that he's helping with disaster relief because he flies over the disaster area. Good call.
"Grab yourself a can of pork soda
you'll be feeling just fine
ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house
swillin' down them cans of swine"
-"Pork Soda", by Primus