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Title: You have to see this.
Post by: Neville on October 16, 2005, 06:40:27 AM

My country (Spain) has always been behind others such as the US or India when it ocmes to produce exportable bad movies. But lately things are starting to change. Stuff like "Tuno Negro" or anything starring Santiago Segura have put us into the map again.

As an evidence that things are improving, here's a quick link to something called "Kibris" that somehow involves kung-fu fighting vampires. Or something.

http://www.filmsbluedragon.com/kibris/htmls/esp/trai_esp.html

Title: Re: You have to see this.
Post by: Mr. Hockstatter on October 16, 2005, 09:53:21 AM

Oh yeah, I like. That would be good even without the disco soundtrack. Hope it comes out dubbed in English sometime.

Title: Re: You have to see this.
Post by: Neville on October 16, 2005, 11:53:58 AM

Chances are it has been shot in English, because the voices in the trailer sound dubbed.

Title: Re: You have to see this.
Post by: odinn7 on October 16, 2005, 01:11:50 PM

I bet this movie is great...well, I'd see it just for Lorena Bernal. Hot hot hot. I always pick out the obvious things, don't I?

Title: Re: You have to see this.
Post by: Shadowphile on October 16, 2005, 09:56:08 PM

Even the synopsis sounds bad.....

Victim of a conspiration Count Dracula is murdered.
With the magic of Ahriman, the evil forces eliminate sunlight
leaving the planet in darkness of gloom.

With the help of science, Liza creates a new Dracula. Kuroi, a master
of martial arts, is the chosen one to defeat the evil. To achieve their
aim, Dracula and his allieds need the help of a young lady called Betty.

And the tag line?

WHEN THE BALANCE IS LOST, NOT EVEN THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS IS SAFE.

Title: Re: You have to see this.
Post by: dean on October 16, 2005, 10:49:04 PM

Shadowphile wrote:

> WHEN THE BALANCE IS LOST, NOT EVEN THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS IS
> SAFE.

hahahaha... lame...

That's great.

Title: Re: You have to see this.
Post by: trekgeezer on October 17, 2005, 07:12:39 AM

Where'd they recruit the lame-ass martial artists? I have to say I also found the music to be quite annoying. I'm afraid this may fall into the really bad category.

Title: Re: You have to see this.
Post by: Three Oranges on October 17, 2005, 04:08:34 PM

From what I've read, there was actually a nice run of horror created in Spain in the 70s, when the giallo stuff was hitting big.

I've only read about it and have never actually seen any of the movies, though.

EDIT: A nice run of horror IN SPAIN. I forgot the words "in Spain."

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