Challenge your film reviewing talents here (http://www.fwfr.com/).
Hehe, nice site with some pretty nifty four word film reviews.
Have you stepped up to the challenge yet Trek?
I was thinking of a few vaguely, but so far haven't got anything too original:
Braindead/Dead Alive: Kick arse for lord
Death Race 2000: Frankenstien Needs Car Insurance [or] Frankenstien likes old people
Barbarella: Jane Fonda Yummy Yummy
The Abominable Dr. Phibes: Vincent Price's Unicorn Kills
I've got one:
Deathrace 2000 remake:
"Please not Paul Anderson"
Here are a few paltry attempts: (They can be less than four words)
Night of the Living Dead - "Liver, anyone?"
Friday the 13th - "It's Mommy dearest."
Titanic - "glub, glub, glub, glub"
The Blob - "The blob"
trek_geezer wrote:
> Titanic - "glub, glub, glub, glub"
Gotta love some of those Titanic ones, my own one I guess could be:
Titanic: My heart sinks quickly.
Oh and Ash, I totally agree with you on the Death Race 2000 remake...
Some of these sound like haikus of old and professed film scholars.
The Stuff: Ground bubbling parasitic yogurt
Evil Dead 2: Carving up reanimated lovers
Bride of the Monster: Atom age super men
A*P*E: Shoe wearing monkey rampage
Bambi Meets Godzilla: Godzilla approaches nibbling Bambi
Blood Feast: Bloody playmate Egyptian Feast
Cool as Ice: Ice acting like idiot
Robo CHIC: Peter Johnson shlock fest
hey, these are fun!
My personal favourite that I saw on that site was
Seven: Bride's Head Revisited.
And for anyone who not only had to write poems for English class, but poems in haiku, as I did, there is also a section, at the website, with haiku film reviews.
An interesting exercise in film review, but, of course, they do not tell you as much as an in-depth film review would.
An interesting exercise in film review, but, of course, they do not tell you as much as an in-depth film review would.
Heh, after reading some of Ken's reviews at jabootu, I usually feel no need to even see the movie
Too Much Free Time.
In this same spirit:
Movie-A-Minute-Film-reviews
http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/
For the literary types, a book a minute:
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/
I enjoyed these quite a lot.
-Ed
SLAPSTICK (OF ANOTHER KIND) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088134/)
Eloi, eloi, lama sabachtani?
That may be a little harsh, but that movie is bereft of all that is good.
Mofo Rising wrote:
> SLAPSTICK (OF ANOTHER
> KIND) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088134/)
> Eloi, eloi, lama sabachtani?
>
> That may be a little harsh, but that movie is bereft of all
> that is good.
LOL.
It's been a loooong time since I saw this movie, but I'd have to agree; it's a horrible adaptation of a reasonably good Vonnegut novel (Vonnegut is one of my favorite authors, but his work just doesn't generally translate that well into film).