Just when I think I've seen it all, something happens to make me more cynical about people in general.
What would you call these guys, professional alibiist?
The Alibi Network (http://alibinetwork.com/index.jsp)
I've seen ads on bus stop benches for dna testing: 1-800-R U The Dad (or something close to that).
Pretty sad indictments of our times.
A guy I work with got rich on parental DNA testing and is living high on the DNA hog. We couldn't get him to use "Who's your daddy?" on his advertising... stupid professionalism.
-Ed
Can use them to get out of Christmas dinner with the in-laws? (http://www.smileys.ws/smls/grinning/00000001.gif)
Cool. Now I know who to call to hide my activities while I film my new zombie psycho thriller. Gotta keep things top secret, ya know.
Any co-worker who uses their services?....never trust them agine...