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Title: OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility
Post by: dean on December 13, 2005, 03:30:03 AM
(http://www.pbs.org/edens/tasmania/pics/photos/wombat.jpg)(http://bill.chpl.net/images/Ticket_images/Wombat_images/Wombat.gif)


Wombats' sex symbol push (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17538319-13762,00.html)


Seems like the famous Australian native animal, the Wombat, is quite the sex god.  Somewhat funny especially when you think about all the cliches and innuendo that could come of it: Pretty soon people will 'be at it like Wombats and now being called a Wombat in bed is going to be a compliment rather than a slightly disturbing comment that confuses and worries.

I especially like the note about how the study has found that Wombats were more likely than the average Aussie male to emulate moves from the Kama Sutra.  That and the fact that the 'mating process' was 'anything but modest.'

Ah the wonders of silly news articles...

Title: Re: OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility
Post by: ThadC on December 13, 2005, 06:01:08 AM
Now that's silly...
Title: Re: OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility
Post by: Just Plain Horse on December 13, 2005, 11:33:12 AM
I'm inclined to think feminists will get a kick out of this.
Title: Re: OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility
Post by: Scott on December 13, 2005, 12:22:50 PM
Though Odinn7 did elude to the WOMBAT connection. Maybe the Wombat could be the station mascot (and even spokes person !).  Who here would be willing to wear  the Wombat suit for our new channel WOMBA TV.

A Wombat Horror Host. Now that would be a first...........to go along with our catchy tropical theme song "Womba Womba.........Womba Womba.........Womba Womba" It would be like that Fanta Fanta Soda pre-movie ad at the theater only with a Wombat added to the mix with a colorful island shirt and sunglasses singing the song.

During the midnight movie showing he could instruct on the subject of the Kama Sutra and Tantra in general. Now that is the definition of Horror..............
Title: Re: OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility
Post by: Flangepart on December 13, 2005, 01:10:37 PM
WOMBAT!
WOMBAT,WOMBAT,WOMBAT,WOMBAT,WOMBAT.......
I just like the way it sounds.
Title: Re: OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility
Post by: trekgeezer on December 13, 2005, 01:34:27 PM
"It appeared to be a physically demanding process, complete with chasing, biting, grunting and loads of heavy breathing."

Are we sure these guys were watching wombats?
Title: Re: OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility
Post by: Scott on December 13, 2005, 01:50:18 PM
Sounds like they were watching WOMBA TV !. Dean had a Stigmatic type experience after watching GIGLI only bleeding out the ears and eyes !
Title: Re: OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on December 19, 2005, 12:01:09 PM
That sounds like some of the women I know.
Title: Re: OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility
Post by: odinn7 on December 19, 2005, 12:08:54 PM
BoyScoutKevin Wrote:
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> That sounds like some of the women I know.


Lucky bastige.
Title: Re: OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility
Post by: Flangepart on December 19, 2005, 12:31:02 PM
WOMBAT, WOMBAT,WOMBAT,WOMBAT,WOMBAT,WOMBAT....
Title: Re: OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility
Post by: Just Plain Horse on December 20, 2005, 01:24:17 PM
Wanta Wombat? Wanta Wombat?

(now that's gonna be stuck in my head all day...)
Title: Re: OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on December 20, 2005, 06:29:12 PM
Call me crazy but I'd do the Wombat Suit.  I'm funny that way.  Plus, I've always been a fan of the wombat.  
-Ed
"Honey, call me Captain Wombat"
Egad I need a vacation