Jar-Jar was bad enough, now NSYC!!! My good friend George has a kid who loves NSYC. So he figured a way to get them into the new Star Wars movie. They are Jedis!!! I'm like what the---. What's next Brittney Spears in the next Star Wars movie? Ah, George what are we going to do with you?
Haven't you heard? Brittney is going to be Han Solo's mom.
Wouldn't that be horrifying?
Seriously, I'd buy NSYNC as ewoks, but not Jedi. I suppose it would explain why they were wiped out so easily. A new wussier generation of Jedi emerged and was easily hammered into the ground by Vader and the Emperor.
Either that or they weren't really wiped out at all. The citizens of the republic got sick of seeing them everywhere and they simply faded away.
Screw Star Wars, anyway. Long live LOTR!!!!!
ok here's the how it's going down.....
Brittney Spears is going to be one of Jabba's slave girls wearing nothing but a fishnet bikini and a chain.
N sync may be playing hooded figure but not what you think. instead of jedis they play jawas and get massacred in a bloody orgy of sadism by the sand people.
frankly i don't give a damn as long as jar jar binks gets his head sawed off in the most graphic way possible and the blood splatters all over the frightened ewok children.
i lost faith in Star Wars with episode 1, He should have left the series alone
Ahmed Best is out. Jar Jar will be voiced by Ice-T. Lucas guaranteed the press that "audiences won't be able to tell the difference" and I believe it. "Jar Jar sez f*** da po-lice! Jar Jar wanna be big bombad pimp! It like being living god!! Yeeeeeeah! Annie, why you killing you unca Jar Jar? Lawdy!"
Vanilla Ice and his ugly little sister Eninem will make cameo appearances as Bantha turds which Jar Jar slips on, accidentally swallows, vomits up, then slips on again. (Additional dialogue for this key twenty-minute sequence will be provided by Dennis Miller and Quentin Tarantino. Thirty penguins were gut-shot to provide computer-animators with sufficient comic-flailing model footage.)
Cher will play The Emperor, saving Lucasfilm millions on make-up effects. However, there will have to be a lengthy explanation as to why the Emperor looks more spry, youthful, and unconstipated in the later chapters than in Episode Two.
George Lucas is turning direction back over to the assistant who actually directed Episode One: a sock puppet named Lord Borgia McSockpuppet. Meanwhile, George will continue his duties marching back and forth behind the legions of geeks working the CGI computers until the film is completed, and wiping his butt with thousand-dollar bills. All hail!
that's all i really wanted to say
Sure , bits and pieces of Eph.1 worked, but lets face it. One word : Midiclorians. Thanks for saying Force powers are the resault of symbiotic flu germs! Thats how i takes it. Sheesh! Yeah, we all hope Jar-Jar get a proton torpedo enema, but that means we'd have to PAY MONEY to SEE that high energy particle wepon go up his fundiment and nuke him till he glowed. I guess i'm just cheap that way. Symbiotic Flu germs....PAUGH! Lucas....what happened to ye, lad?
The only way I'm going to watch Attack of the Drones is if it is exactly like E. Jones described it above, in which case, I'm taking my lawn chair and a a quart of J.D. and I'm going to sit in the aisle with a megaphone and MiSTie the whole whole damned thing.
Haven't you guys heard? N'sync won't be in Eps. II(thank God!). What was George thinkin when he considered putting them in there?!
r you sure? I heard it on Howard Stern, CNN, and the ScFi Channel
Even if they're not, that would just be one cameo, albeit a really awful, shameless cameo. There's still going to be plenty more wrong with the movie, if Ep 1 is any indication.
Flange is right about the frigging midichlorians. Let's crap all over everything that was mysterious and mystical in the series. Let's revise the established rules. Then, we can put together a bunch of pointless cartoon characters with action figure potential, a bunch of overdone scenes that will allow video game tie-ins, a few big-name celebrities who thought it would a kick to be in a Star Wars movie, something for every demographic (no matter how disruptive and out-of-place) and whatever else the army of execs and marketing folks suggested. Oh yes, there should be some kind of plot to tie it all together, but remember, don't show the fans anything they actually want to see.
Do I paint a correct picture, or do I exaggerate?
You hit the nail on the head..
-Dan