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I was p**sing my pants reading your review on "Drunken Wu Tang".  It's so hilarious.  Props to you my man.  

I love this movie. I can't wait to see the other episodes.

You are a f**king king! I thought my two friends and I were the only fans of this flick! 10,000 shout-outs to you for having such great taste! "Old Devil's" origin in the first 2-3 minutes, and subsequent fight scene with Porcupine are the ultimate!

This movie is great!  I lauged so hard I was about to barf.  Too bad the rewatchability is on the low side.

If you liked this movie I suggest that you see "Raiders of the Wu-Tang".  The dubbing is just as bad and the premise is rad.  It's about little Liu learning horse style kung fu.  His two uncles,(the crippled masters)guide him through training all the while sporadically fighting for no apparent reason.  Einsteins law of relativity also applies to this movie.

this movie SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that the guys who made these Wu Tang features
have re-released their films on video, I actually
found a copy of the movie on this site that I
thought would be THE hardest to find, based on
what I saw in the review.  Awesome!  You know,
this film actually made me more nauseous than the
gore subgenre films here.  I really don't know
why; maybe all those people spinning ar

     If you all liked Drunken Wutang then I'd suggest checking out Gods of Wutang.  (I think that the title is right...)  Anyways, Ratface and the Cherryboy come back again, this time to fight a guy named Monster and his evil Fighting Toad!  Granny comes back too..!  BTW, check out Devil and Cherryboy closely, cuz I think Devil is the father and Cherryboy is the son.  Kudos on a great review for a wonderfully slapstick movie!

All the wu tang movies except for shaolin and wu tang are all phonies ya'll.  The films are actually old kung fu flicks with their tiles renamed.  I am totally certain.  I trade kung fu films and if anyone wants to trade please contact me at kornpot@yahoo.com for a trade.

cool review.I believe(guess) this movie's correct title is either Taoism Drunkard or Miracle Fighters pt.2.It's too bad that arena/eatsern heroes dont have these films in widescreen.There is only a couple of them that are widescreen.

I've been hooked.  The Wu Tang series is going to be my next collection.  We just watched Drunken Wu Tang and I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while.

Wow!  Yeah, this movie was really bad and funny.  I'm surprised no one has commented on the pedophiliac Rat Face checking out all the little boys penises.  Is it me or was that just downright creepy?

First of all... I just love the crazy antics of the groin munching robot and the bannana monster.  I don't see how you people can't just love it.  It has to be one of the funniest kung fu movies in a long time.  oh yeah... and by the way... you know the grandma? isn't it odd how she sounds 16?

Okay, this is a tough one.  I bought it for $10 and I haven't been able to get all the way through it yet its so bad.  Some of the scenes (mostly on this site) are funny, but its tough to endure.

I havent had the pleasure of watching this Wu-Flick yet, but I seen mostly all of the other Wu-Tang Films and those s**ts are bad as hell so I know this will be another
Wu-Banger.

I didn't find the actual styles in this flick to be anything special, but who cares?  The crotch-munching bowling ball makes it all OK.  Something tells me this movie would be nothing without bad American dubbing...for some serious O.G. magical wire-flying bidness check out some of the films of Tsui Hark, like "Zu"...much more flavorful styles, great messed-up monsters, and great even with subs.  However this is surely the schlock masterpiece  of the "Wu-Tang" series...replay value is high even if ya gotta flip the audio off after the 2nd viewing.

It was formerly called "Taoist Drunkard".  I love it.  Some of these purist people should go take karate classes at the Y or something.  Movies are movies.  Anyone in the Boston area NEEDS to check out Video Oasis on Cambridge street in Cambridge.  I got SHaolin Wooden Men Hall (early Chan), Legend of Liquid Swords, etc.  They have more Kung Fu than I've ever seen, literally hundreds.

this is one wacky movie...no plot, but it's funny as hell!  I'm gonna list off the best parts

1) that guy (forgot his name) wakes up and is just walking    around when the old devil flys in and starts kicking his ass.
the look on the guys face...it's great.

2) that guy (whoever he is) walks into the house, the bannana guy jumps down, and the guy starts beating the hell out of him
for no apparent reason.

3) the crazy dude who launches bombs at people blows up that one guy...then picks him up...except that he's a doll or something....i saw some stiches on his head...

4) "you will marry a old man with a red nose and buck teeth"
...best line ever.

5) "you will do as i say or grow old immediately" ...second best line ever.

6) the part where the old devil is throwing little explosive
airplanes at people...uh....i think they're airplanes...

crack kills!

I think Rat Face and Granny are the same actor.

I really love this movie!!! Its so fast paced and whacked out (qualitys I like in a movie) and that Granny, when I saw
her Steven Reagal's old WWF theme (the stupid "man's man one) popped in my head LOL! I hope therest of the Wu-Tang films are this cool

Wu Tang kicks f**king ASS!  Review "Wu Tang Temple" and "Wu Tang Master", both are wicked and both have the same guys in it (Rat Face and Cha Le are brothers in real life I think).  The Granny is the same guy as Rat Face (no s**t).  These flicks are SO crazy, you can tell why the Wu Tang Clan love these kung fu flicks and how the films influenced their music. Kick ass site!  Keep up the good work!

I LOVE Drunken Wu-Tang! The only movie that comes close (and actually surpasses) it is Mafia vs Ninja.
There two are my all-time favorte zany kung-fu flicks!

I own this movie, along with a bunch of other Wu-Tang movies.  It is one of my favorites.  Anybody who liked this, I would recommend Invincible Super Chan.  It is apart of the Wu-Tang Liquid Sword Collection.  It says on the box that it is banned in 34 countries.  It comes complete with people being vertically chopped in half, flying up 200 ft. cliffs and fighting little people!!  Drunken Wu Tang and Invincible Super Chan are MUST HAVES.

This movie is so bad and I've watched it so many times that it literally makes me nauseous to think about it.  This is perhaps the most insane film ever created.  You can only understand by watching it.  I recommend you do so, and then you can join the club of people who feel sick when they hear the phrase "Drunken Wu Tang".

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This movie is kick ass stuff! Crazy as hell, and all that.
The humor is awesome and the Watermelon monster is #1!
Watch this one and Godz of Wu Tang! You can't go wrong!

I just found and watched this film. OH MY GOD it is insane!

"And get off our roof!"

If I were to be blasted into outer space for I crime i have yet to commit i would not ask for a final phone call, simply a tape player and Drunken Wu Tang. I've made many friends suffer through this one.  I love the part when Master Ruthless kills the other guy, whose dying words are "MR, this I tell you before I depart..the day you take that document...is the day..you..die...".  I cracked up when MR kept punching him even after he expired. Oh yeah and that giant-ass sword too!  

This movie was done by the Yuen's Clan who have now went onto to become huge H-wood fight choreographers (Yuen Woo Ping) for such movies as Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, MATRIX and it's soon to be released sequals and loads of other smaller picks like Charlie's Angels.

These Yuen's made some of the wackiest Kung FU flicks ever. Heres a list. 1)"Drunken Tai Chi" which features ratface (Yuen Cheung Yan) and the usual Yuen crew along with the great Donnie Yen in his 1st starring role. watch them take on a mute killer with a passion for making Hobbie Horses. 2) "Drunken Wu Tang" (aka Taoist Drunkard) described here featuring cherry boy (Yuen Yat Choh)  3) "Shaolin Drunkard" Ratface plays double roles again as the damn ugly grandmother and costars again with Yuen Yat Choh. Evil Vampire Uses giant toad and Huge fire blowing Puppet to wreck havoc. 4) Wu tang Temple (aka YOUNG TAOISM FIGHTER) No Rat face, but cherry boy delivers the goods, features most bizarre final fight with villian I've yet seen. 5) The Miracle Fighter - Granny and cheery boy battle an evil bat type villian who happens to look like the same guy who always plays the villian these movies (Yuen Hsin Yee aka Sonny). Hope this helps - Sirwanksalot    

Keep an eye out soon for Drunken Wu Tang to be released on DVD under the other title, "Taoism Drunkard" !!!!

This is one fun movie to watch.  It can be a little hard to follow with the subtitles as difficult to decipher as the plot but that is all moot once the action starts.  Old Devil ranks up there with the Silver Fox as my favorite Kung-Fu bad guys.  I've never known this movie as Drunken Wu-Tang, only as Taosim Drunkard.  It was never part of the Wu-Tang presents VHS series that my local Hollywood video has.  Anyway, thanks for the advice about Invincible Super Chan.  It sounds like a good one that I've been trying to locate.  By the way.  What the hell was that scene about when Ratface is trying to find a cherry boy and is looking at all of the young kids' peckers?  What exactly was he looking for?  Hair? Measurements? Holy Michael Jackson Batman!

That black evil ball is just like Grace Jones!!!!!!! love it!

Im having enormous difficulty finding this film. :(
I thought I found the one with the watermelon monster, but it turned out to be "shaolin drunkard" :(
Please email me if you have this movie, or know where to find it, Im about ready to give up.
Taoism drunkard is what the movie is called on www.imdb.com
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085628/
BUT links to amazon go to either shaolin drunkard or drunken arts, crippled fists

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085628/sales
BEWARE AS BOTH THESE MOVIES ARE NOT DRUNKEN WUTANG
I have bought both, and though shaolin drunkard is pretty damn good....drunken arts crippled fists is just awful.

I bought this movie on VHS when I was in high school. When I talked about how awesome it was, they thought that "Drunken Wu-Tang" referred to the rap group, the Wu-Tang Clan. I said no, but the group's name may have been inspired by the series. I then kept their interest until I mentioned that the coolest part of the film was the one with the Watermelon Monster, at which point I was further deemed to be the absolute craziest chick in The Class of 1999.

Yeah I think this movie kinda sucks. I think I saw this when I was a kid. But I liked "The Crippled Masters" cool flick.

I've seen this on the big screen twice and would see it over and over, it is so wierd its laughable. I believe you can find it under the original title "Taoism Drunkard" Drunken WuTang is the home video release name for the US, obviously cashing in on the Wu Tang Clan popularity.

Joe, I made the same mistake and ended up seeing Shaolin Drunkard too. I definitely enjoyed it. The movie here is Taoism Drunkard as Inframan says, which I will also check out.

Just picked this up on DVD, its part of the The Martial Arts Essentials: The Films of Yuen Wo Ping , 6 movies for $15 over at Best Buy. Decent quality video for the price, the other films are quality old school.

Just what in the world were they smoking before they made this? I mean the watermellon monster looks like something from a video game and the girl with the shrek type ears sticking out of her head WHATS GOING ON HERE ANYWAY? :thumbdown: :bouncegiggle:

   Thanks to this site, this movie was the first bad movie I had ever watched, I watched it with my friends.  THIS was the movie that made us fans of bad movies ever since, and we continue to watch them now.  So for anyone out there who's new, this is a great place to start.
   I love the ending battle, you can tell the writers just gave up on it and settled for mondo destruction of everything on the set sheerly because they threw up their hands and said "whatever."  At that time, they threw all logic out the window.  Chaos! And hilarious! :thumbup:
   And yes, the gourd up the ass looked like it really hurt.  What's funniest, though, is the monster--in the movie it's actually called a "banana" monster, and yes, I DO mean it in that way.  It only attacks men, apparently.  Watch Cha Le's early encounter with it and you'll see what I mean!

Rat Face and Granny are played by the same guy, check the pics. THere's a scene where the two interact notice how it never show both of thier faces at the same time.

This is one of the best movies EVER!!!!! 
    The Mad Bomber, Fat Chick, Granny, Ratface, Ol Devil, Cherry Boy,Porcupine Man, Watermellon monster!!!!
I HIGHly recommend you see this movie....

This was simply the greatest bad movie of all time. Really. the "crow" penis costume on the professional mourner and the seance and the kung fu ventriloquism. Old Devil getting his hand prints burned off was all kinds of MUST AVERT EYES! And that first opponent with the hidden nail armour. I laughed my ass off so hard i had to watch it like 4 times to get the entire movie.

This.

I registered JUST to say this. Also, Super Inframan was awesome.

This movie was... strange. I love the cannon ball with teeth and flying biscuit holders.