I saw this 'game' over on another board (http://www.sitepoint.com/forums/showthread.php?t=308202&pp=25), and it led to a pretty funny thread, so I thought we could try something similar but with a Bad Movie theme.
The idea is I'll post a picture from a movie, and the next person has to post a picture of something that "beats" my picture. For example, I could post a picture of a slow zombie, next person could post a picture of Ben from NOTLD, and the next might post an image of the Sheriff who shot Ben, then maybe a giant ant from THEM (that killed the cop), etc.
The image has to be a still shot from a movie, and you might want to include a sentence why it 'beats' the last (if it's not obvious).
I'll start with an easy one (I know Andrew would like to come up with ways to beat this one):
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack8-ic.jpg)
What I really need is a picture of Ronald Reagen, but a fire-breathing pterosaur will have to do. You know, it would be funny to see Billy Jack roasted and then slowly picked apart by this thing:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/supermonsters/supermonsters5-ic.jpg)
And, screw it, just to make Tom happy the pterosaur could be a Republican.
I'm game..
So here is Box from Logan's Run. He freezes stuff, so that pretty much takes care of a fire breathing Pterosaur methinks
(http://www.podster.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fotos/logan.jpg)
You want bad? Alright just remember YOU asked for it!
(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=112594.0;attach=145)
The pic is from "Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman". . . Do I really need to say anything more?
"Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman" is a horrid film (I keep thinking about reviewing it), but the question is: how will either of the aliens from that movie deal with the robot from "Logan's Run?" If the opponent were a woman, like Kathy Ireland or such, I can see them being pretty effective.
Salt trumps Ice:
(http://chocolatefactorymovie.warnerbros.com/img/photos/fullsize/photo4.jpg)
I think I have the perfect thing to destroy a greedy little kid and her terrible parents:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/leprechaunii/leprechaunii2.jpg)
And what would you wish for, me wee little lass?
Quote from: Andrew on January 18, 2007, 12:40:08 PM
"Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman" is a horrid film (I keep thinking about reviewing it), but the question is: how will either of the aliens from that movie deal with the robot from "Logan's Run?" If the opponent were a woman, like Kathy Ireland or such, I can see them being pretty effective.
You forget they have a teleporter. All they need do is teleport Box into the heart of the Sun, then they can explore Jenny Agutter until their balloon-ears explode! :teddyr:
And as for that pesky Leprechaun how about. . .
(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=112594.0;attach=146)
Nipple Shockwave Attack!
(Pic is from Kunoichi: Lady Ninja. Sorry about choosing a cap with all the naughty bits covered, the rules you know.)
Well i dont know if this movie fits in to the Bad movie category. but No Lady ninja can deal with the power of
(http://events.clowningaround.com/images/Lookalike%20Photos/Austin%20Powers%20shagadelic.jpg)
Austin Powers Baby.. Yea..
Hope I am doing this right.
I think R.O.T.O.R could take anyone of these characters.
The guy can beat up little cops and laddies.
John
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/210329~R-O-T-O-R-Posters.jpg)
Austin Powers [oops I mean...R.O.T.O.R.] cannot resist the power of ... (sorry must have posted close to same time)
(http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/DAVE/thundercats.jpg)
Cheetara's bare breasts!
Debbie Harry demonstrates how to beat a bare breast:
Quote from: ulthar on January 18, 2007, 01:48:54 PM
Debbie Harry demonstrates how to beat a bare breast:
(http://www.imagesjournal.com/2004/reviews/videodrome/smpic4.jpg)
She covers it with a red X?
:bouncegiggle:
Yeah, well, this Golden Temple Amazon will whip her into submission!
(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=112594.0;attach=148)
Well to you, i give you a bad picture of Emperor Wang.. But Emperor Wang non the less.. Who will put that amazonian into slavery of sorts..
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/pics/F/fleshg3.jpg)
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2088/2881/320/indiana%20jones%20temple%20of%20doom_Image7.jpg)
I think my man here will put her in her place :)
Quote from: Kester Pelagius on January 18, 2007, 01:55:56 PM
She covers it with a red X?
Haven't seen Videodrome?
BTW, guys, I'm not seeing your pictures ... Are you posting links? Using your avatar?
I can't see a lot of them either but I thought that was due to the firewall at work.
Try uploading them to Imageshack.us or Photobucket and pasting the URL here.
This thread makes me
(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2559/lolpa6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
:bouncegiggle:
Acidburn, your pic reminded me of the P.A.G.A.N.s, sooo
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005ABS5.02._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1131638659_.jpg)
Sgt. Friday can't beat Friday the 13th!!
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6056/jasonx09by0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Well since Jason is t echnically a demon, then we should get a demon killing demon thingy to take care of him.
And who better than.
(http://augustachronicle.com/images/headlines/080197/fea_spawn.jpg)
Spawn.. or maybe that was worse than.. who knows really..
I cannot remember what Spawn's nemisis was called, but remember that it would take the form of a fat clown. Here we go:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/killerklowns3.jpg)
I had a perfect one to defeat Jason too - drat.
Who better to beat a clown than another clown...the Clown Prince of Gotham!
(http://www.scifilm.org/tvgraphics2/batman-popjoker.jpg)
Joker is the man ...but this lil lady can put his ass out on the couch when he gets outta line....
(http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/DAVE/harley.jpg)
Harley Quinn
Well to kill a toon there is nobody better or worse than.
Judge Doom
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d6/200px-Dip.jpg)
Than I'll melt him!
I...can't figure this dam image shack thing out,or how to post pictures...I'm an idiot.Sorry.
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 19, 2007, 03:52:38 PM
I...can't figure this dam image shack thing out,or how to post pictures...I'm an idiot.Sorry.
Join the club ( there's 2 of us now). Dumbfounded computer! It can't be us......can it? :lookingup:
Who better to dominate Christopher Lloyd (Judge Doom --> Uncle Fester) than little Debbie Jellinsky (the black widow from ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES):
(http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/cusac3.jpg)
Black Widow? Spiders are no match for the Kari:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/C113-8.jpg)
Turkish Spiderman kills women all the time!
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5025/turkeyspider010tc4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Famous Samus conquers all pot bellied spider men, Space pirates and Metroids too.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jul7-3329742006.jpg)
And under that suit of powered armor is a really gorgeous woman.
Unfortunately, Famous Samus is worth 1000 points. Definitely Frankenstein kibble:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathrace/deathrace3.jpg)
Nobody can beat the "Nibbler".
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA8N2Z0D.jpg)
" I said NOBODY!"
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here
(http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/6500/underdog1ec2.th.jpg)
Gol durn it. I uploaded an image to Imageshack, how do I get it to show here. Using link and image don't seem to do it.
(I've put up the URLs sans image & url. Sorry for the threadjack.)
EDIT BY ANDREW: You have to use BBS code, vice HTML. The easy way to check what tags you need is to use the shortcuts just above the smiley faces. The one that looks like a picture on the wall is for images.
Morris Ankrum,
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Morris20Ankrum.jpg)
Fearless fighter of alien invaders and giant grasshoppers will defeat all bad guys, except Underdog is a good guy so they'd just be friends, maybe Morris would give Underdog a milkbone or something, but they wouldn't fight.
a-HAH! I'm pretty sure that Morris Ankrum is no match for the awesome and unconquerable threat posed by the allmighty Giant leeches!
(http://www.mjsimpson.co.uk/reviews/Resources/attack7.gif)
Now in spanish! Blee-ee-eeh!
A mighty army of cane toads will destroy your pitiful leeches!
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/61/019822canetoad5en.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6443/dv8080316uh.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
An ill-tempered young girl (with a knife) to counter your poisonous toads:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/alice_mcgee.jpg)
Conan the Republican can take care of any ill-tempered female,
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/d.jpg)
And her little dog too.
MacGyver has you beat, all he needs is a stick of gum and a piece of lint. :smile: (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/337032.jpg)
Nobody can beat MacGyver! Except maybe....
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/misers_mom.jpg)
The miser brothers and mother nature.
Quote from: Poogie on January 19, 2007, 04:06:06 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 19, 2007, 03:52:38 PM
I...can't figure this dam image shack thing out,or how to post pictures...I'm an idiot.Sorry.
Join the club ( there's 2 of us now). Dumbfounded computer! It can't be us......can it? :lookingup:
The sad truth is...actually...it is us. I guess there are somethings we are not meant to know...(heavy sigh)...
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 20, 2007, 01:43:00 PM
Quote from: Poogie on January 19, 2007, 04:06:06 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 19, 2007, 03:52:38 PM
I...can't figure this dam image shack thing out,or how to post pictures...I'm an idiot.Sorry.
Join the club ( there's 2 of us now). Dumbfounded computer! It can't be us......can it? :lookingup:
The sad truth is...actually...it is us. I guess there are somethings we are not meant to know...(heavy sigh)...
Dennis found out how to do it from his friend at work and it works. He sent you an e-mail. Did you receive it ? :question:
You guys are lucky I cant get any pics on here, i have a whole collection of b-film and power ranger monster pics on photobucket....bwa ha haaaa.......
Quote from: Poogie on January 20, 2007, 03:36:39 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 20, 2007, 01:43:00 PM
Quote from: Poogie on January 19, 2007, 04:06:06 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 19, 2007, 03:52:38 PM
I...can't figure this dam image shack thing out,or how to post pictures...I'm an idiot.Sorry.
Join the club ( there's 2 of us now). Dumbfounded computer! It can't be us......can it? :lookingup:
The sad truth is...actually...it is us. I guess there are somethings we are not meant to know...(heavy sigh)...
Dennis found out how to do it from his friend at work and it works. He sent you an e-mail. Did you receive it ? :question:
No-ain't checked my e-mail,but I sure will!!!! Thanx alot,you guys! Yer a coupla gems,ya are!
Son Goku can whip all three of em! (insert nerdy crap here)
(http://pr4y.free.fr/images/db_magicb_nuage.jpg)
(http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/7749/dragonballmovie2.jpg)
Here's the nerdy crap,
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ithe-legend-of-zelda-twilight-princ.jpg)
Link, the Hero of Hyrule rules.
Goodbye Son goku.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/grumblebee.jpg
Now you get stung! Grumblebee, attack! Bwa ha haaaa...!
This is the deadly frozen pole who can stop anybody's face.....OOOOOOOUUUUCCCHHHH ! (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/pic1.jpg)
Fausto,
Edit your post so it looks like this:
[img]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/grumblebee.jpg[/img]
That is, add the [img] before and the [/img] after your image url. That will give you this:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/grumblebee.jpg)
(And use the preview feature to test it)
Sadako's already dead, so a frozen pole won't affect her much.
(http://pserve.club.fr/Ring10.JPG)
Quote from: furbearingbrick on January 21, 2007, 10:55:51 PM
Sadako will make short work of him.
I am afraid that site tries to prevent hotlinking (links from other sites). Your image does not show.
Fixed. Carry on...
Anything that comes from a TV is no match for the Garbageman:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/garbageman1.jpg)
He is easily one of the most interesting "throwaway" characters I have seen in a movie. He pops up in The Video Dead (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/videodead/) for about twenty seconds, then he is gone.
Watch out! he likes people food, and the occasional Garbageman.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Trex.jpg)
Sure King Kong could kick the T-Rexs ass, but what if you're a puny human like us? As a human taking on a giant dinosaur then it's hard to go past this as your man:
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9637/neil2bx.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Of course, silly pose just adds bonus points I think...
Dean...
The Event Horizon makes short work of Mr. Neill...
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/2807/eventhorizon0125vg.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Badass puppets? The one, the only:
(http://www.trondheim-filmklubb.no/film/tfk/v96/bilder/04.17-Feebles.jpg)
Human Torch.
(http://www.jerryodom.com/images/human-torch.jpg)
Puppets, fire, you figure it out.
Human Torch cannot withstand the bad puns by Mr. Freeze-Arnold Style(TM):
(http://www.productionillustration.com/images/brfrgn.ph.gif)
Spyro can melt Mr. Freezanator with one little puff.... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAXN41KB.jpg)
That little dragon is a mere crunchy snack for:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/lakeplacid/lakeplacid7.jpg)
That fig bucking crocodile is no match for Mr. T!
(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/mr_t/medallion/)
Mr T is no match for...
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/texase.jpg)
(Thanks, ulthar)
Wow, I miss a couple of days and look what happens,
well leatherface is no match for the T1000
(http://www.hit-tennis.com/images/jpg/gallery/event/event06/t1000.jpg)
It kinda looks like we have expanded from the bad movies realm, but it works and is fun nontheless
Heeerrrrrrrrre's Johnnie !.... T1000 will end up as a puddle of silver slim when he sees "JACK". (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAHWL491.jpg)
Kubrick gave us Jack, but then he topped himself with the Cruise-meister:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/tom_cruise_eyes_wide_shut_002.jpg)
Bill Harford easily gets taken down by Alice Harford, the Nutcracker!
(http://www.filmrezension.de/filme/bilder/ews_180x135(2).jpg)
That poseur could easily be taken out by the REAL Samantha Stephens:
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/bewitched-witchwife.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Witch_Movie_04.jpg)
Could Samantha Stevens contend with the witches of eastwick? These three took down Jack Nicholson.
Those witches are nothing compared to this one.
She'll eat them for breakfast! And then eat you!
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/873/filmswitches2mo.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Thanks for the hand Andrew. I had tried the buttons, but I think the HTML code was there too.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Bad Movies Picture War.
Ash, I believe ole Ron can put her in her place...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/orgazmo/orgazmo1.jpg)
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Copy2ofuntitled.jpg)
Ron Ely is . . . DOC SAVAGE, THE MAN OF BRONZE!
(http://members.fortunecity.com/clark_savage/doc0359.jpg)
The Man of Bronze would be mere putty in the hands of:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ironman.gif)
Iron Man
Lava monster from episode 6 of "The challenge of the super friends" will melt iron man into pocket change!
(http://home.netcom.com/~rogermw/cotsf/ep6_lava_monster.jpg)
I had some problems figuring out a way to stop the lava monster. Finally decided to turn him to stone, ala Medusa:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sextette/sextette2.jpg)
she just got munched by a graboid, NO EYES!
(http://www.blockbuster.co.uk/bbimages/UK/glossy/April06/MovieMonsters/Graboid.jpg)
Quote from: Joe on January 23, 2007, 09:41:36 AM
she just got munched by a graboid, NO EYES!
You are my hero today. I was hoping someone would find an inventive and gruesome way to do her in.
I counter your graboid with a rat-bat-crab-spider:
(http://www.scifilm.org/images3/angryredplanet.gif)
Well .. thinking about that lovely bat-rat-crab spider thingy..
how bout some flying piranhas
(http://www.tele-movie-shop.de/images/lowspeed/big/CD---Piranha-II.jpg)
Fish dinner for Gamera, the fiery, flying turtle, fryer of flying fish and friend to little children everywhere (http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gamera_1999_bob_eggleton.jpg)
The Swedish Chef can make soup out of that turtle
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/Texdar/swedish_chef.jpg)
swedish chefs goose is cooked by the two-headed- flying roc!
(http://theseventhvoyage.com/images/7th%20Voyage%20of%20Sinbad/theroc2.jpg)
(sorry, only good pic i could find)
My roc is better, consider the other guy your Roc.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Rockbottom.jpg)
Your Roc has hit roc bottom!
CAN YA SMEEEEEEEEEELLLELELELELELEL WHAT THE DOC IS COOKIN?!
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/hannibal0000.jpg)
I have been thinking hard on this.. and to kill a cannibal, one must employ a cannibal..
Women that is..
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cannibalwomen/cannibalwomen1.jpg)
What woman can resist:
(http://www.antigeist.com/monk/archives/bela-lugosi.jpg)
Ah, but Dracula is no match for a tribe of cavemen with wooden spears.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/lastdinosaur/lastdinosaur6.jpg)
Sometimes the old ways are best.
But, those cavemen are no match for!!
(http://www.imaginaire.ca/BobMorane/DossierBM-Images/CIN-JurassicPark-Trex.gif)
The almighty Jurassic Park T-Rex!!! Hey, who says all the dinosaurs died!
And T-Rex lost his battle with global cooling:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/newyorkice.jpg)
(I notice we are kinda going in circles, but some interesting images are being used each iteration through the loop....)
Yeah, well.... take this!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/alien_movie_monster_08.jpg)
Her acid blood melts all your ice, or something...... :tongueout:
Still not a match for the Killer Rabbit:
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1582/250pxkillerrabbit2rb.th.jpg) (http://img64.imageshack.us/my.php?image=250pxkillerrabbit2rb.jpg)
That little bunnie is no match for "VAVOOOOOOOOM"! (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/ff-vavoom.gif)
He just wants to be left alone; I image those loud VAVOOMs would make him angry:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ymir/ymir8.jpg)
Unfortunately, training at the same coloseum were...
(http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/way_of_the_dragon-colt-3.jpg)
Lee and Norris!
I match your Ymir and raise him one Hellboy! (he could beat invisible Lee and Norris too)
(http://www.scifilm.org/images/hellboy1.jpg)
Gotta problem with Satan or his minions roaming the earth? All you gotta do is close...
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/thegate.gif)
(and let some pre-adolescent boys save the world)
The Monster From The Id should scare them off,
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ForbiddenPlanet007.jpg)
He's doing a fine job on these guys.
That's got to be worth, what, at least 50 points?
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/4122/frank7xa.jpg)
Score!
Nothing can stop Frankenstein.
Mister Frankenstein may have to take the long way around.
(http://www.niftyfiftyscifi.com/Pic2/mm90.jpg)
Here's what we could do with Frankenstein's head...
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7716/cj395706ut.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
the bowling lane/guillotine just got owned
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/woody.jpg)
Trapped in a bowling alley with "The Green Slime" would be painful. Plus, cutting into them with the chainsaw just makes them bleed, which turns into more creatures.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/greenslime/greenslime8.jpg)
Well how bout this kungfu indian from brotherhood of the wolf.
I am sure he could do some non-bleeding damage.
(http://www.whatdvd.net/WhatDVD-Graphics/main/95.jpg)
I raise you "Double Dragon"
If it's good enough to kill Scott Wolf's career as a lead actor in a movie, it can certainly take care of Mark Dacascos...
(http://www.nostalgia.com/large/10550.JPG)
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/9443/doubledragon7ol.gif)
This will take care of them
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/smokeangel_usaf.jpg)
It's also got the Air Force's attention.
and it gets devoured by Sally Struthers the Hut
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5310/sallyandsalacious2pd.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
struthers the hut just got choked to death
(http://www.padawansguide.com/originaltrilogy/slave11.jpg)
(like you didnt see that coming :teddyr:)
And Carrie met her match, too.
(http://www.belushi.com/3.jpg)
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
- Elwood Blues
That one is easy to counter:
(http://suchi.srs.ne.jp/sb/image/200505/blues_brothers_penguin.jpg)
M'man Bill Cosby knew how to deal with nuns ...
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/MJS.jpg)
Oh yeah? Let Cosby take down THIS Nun...(http://imageshack.us/thumbnmail.png) (http://img440.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2927196443lw4.jpg)
ARRRGGGHHHH!A RED X!!!!
RC, I tried to get that picture to post, and it did not work for me either. Could you check that the link is correct?
The link I see is:
http://img440.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2927196443lw4.jpg
I try agin....(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2873/2483957695xf7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
OK....certainpics just won't upload!And I do believe it was a goof somehow as a result of the link...
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 25, 2007, 08:58:22 PM
OK....certainpics just won't upload!And I do believe it was a goof somehow as a result of the link...
Are you sure you're not just having some kind of. . .
(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8089/crazynp8.jpg)
Crazy dream!
Beware the Dunwich Horror!
They are all grasshopper chow
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/beginend2.jpg)
john goodman pulling out the big guns to exterminate that big bug.
(http://dvdrama.com/upload/soundwave-Arachnophobia5.jpg)
I got something to take care
of that big pound of flesh...(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1708/fm29ez3.th.jpg) (http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fm29ez3.jpg)
Flesh eating bacteria = OWNED
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/zap.jpg?t=1169813373)
Neither Beast or Sith Lord can withstand. . .
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9706/glaivept1.jpg)
The power of the Glaive!
HA! One puny mind-controlled 5-bladed flying pocket knife is no match for a compressed-air, blade-shooting, triple-bladed broad sword!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/swordsorcerer/swordsorcerer6.jpg)
Q the Winged Serpent swallows him whole.
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4426/89249144de2.jpg)
Q would become powerless and crash right into the wall at the sight of these:
(http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/STORYTELLER/image/EVERQUEST/redstar.jpg)
(I know I know - not from an actual movie but I thought it was funny) :)
No swords or little knives will dent this hunk of stone. These rocks are real... :buggedout: (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thing.gif)
(rats, I had a good one for the compressed air launched sword...oh well).
Sam Hell is among the last of sterile men on earth, so he won't be overly impressed.
Bye, bye, cleavage:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hellfrog/hellfrog2.jpg)
(sorry, Poogie, we posted at nearly the same time)
That's okay ulthar, talk about sterile...... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/mr-bean-cooking-turkey.jpg)
(http://www.niftyfiftyscifi.com/Claw/claw4.JPG)
One good bird deserves another.
Of course, what monster could stand in the way of Robot Monster
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/robotmonster7.jpg)
your cheezy monster brawn cannot defe(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3711/32317814ork1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)at the power of...
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NwmAbdgrz7s/UT4soUjHuXI/AAAAAAAAAQk/5DrW0HiLENE/s1600/homsar+character+vid.png)
brains?? MEH!
Whatta hell IS that!? Yeow!!!!Prtty spooky, but gaze(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/923/0b8bbd1195047ace85cdf08eg8.th.jpg) (http://img260.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0b8bbd1195047ace85cdf08eg8.jpg)
upon THIS....my cartoon willEAT your cartoon!
I have a gang of these puzzled monsters.... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/qqxsgMonsters.gif)
All good movie monsters would be destroyed by
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/boll-withbeer.jpg)
We got ways to deal with that guy(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2869/scorseseragingbull2yf1.th.jpg) (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scorseseragingbull2yf1.jpg)
What sort of faces do you think Rocky would make if he was being strangled by an invisible brain and spinal column?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fiendface/fiendface8.jpg)
(http://cyberpunk.net.pl/film/produkcje/gfx/kosiarz03.jpg)consider your brain tamed.
Behold the power of the Werewolf
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/werewolfb.jpg)
He'll take care of the brain and the brain eater too.
(http://www.mondo-digital.com/beastmust3.jpg)Nothing better to stop a werewolf than a werewolf break! (geez, can't wait to see how you get out of this one... :smile:)
Landon will bite your face off... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/landonwolf.jpg) and drool alot....
Your teenage werewolf could not help but fall under the control of Blacula...
(http://www.citizensofthegalaxy.com/v_blacula.jpg)
HA! Die,Blacula,Die!(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1716/alt6kronosbigkw9.th.jpg) (http://img169.imageshack.us/my.php?image=alt6kronosbigkw9.jpg)
Captain Kronos is easily outranked by Major Disaster... and he's brought backup.
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/t/toxiccru.jpg)
Mr. T and his gang will mop the floor with Capt. Kronos & Major Disaster!
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/415/mr315jd6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
How about Mr. Dead and his gang?
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/landofthedead3.jpg)
Zombies? A martial arts expert Priest will do the job. Father McGruder! He kicks ass for the lord!
(http://www.bmoviegraveyard.com/reviews/DeadAlive/DeadAlivevideoclip.jpg)
A catholic priest? Time to deploy Kenny:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gamvsgaos/gamvsgaos2.jpg)
(Look, somebody was going to say it.)
who is twarted by a pointy grave stone (i couldnt find the one from the movie so this will have to do.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/localhistory/mersey_times/issue_03/mary_billinge/gravestone.jpg)
(this was meant for father but Andrew aparently beat me to the punch right before i posted it)
It's a shame Kenny's parents weren't more careful about who they said Kenny was allowed to play with
(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu88/moviesidefilmfestival/Terror%20in%20the%20Aisles%205/Itsalivebaby.jpg)
And as for the tombstone, I'm sure we remember a scene from the Friday the 13th part 6 trailer...
(http://oi45.tinypic.com/282ko41.jpg)
Your red X's are no match for Harvey Birdman!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/harvey_birdman_sticker_2.jpg)
Yeeessss, but how will he fare one I fix them?!?
(http://www.8bitjoystick.com/photos/monster_baby-thumb.jpg)
(http://www.nr6ca.org/images/lightning-fl.jpg)
Thor can handle Harvey and a little lightning
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/file00251.gif)
I fI recall ,Thor could easily fall for the charms of a hot goddess(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7038/betty2wa7.th.jpg) (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=betty2wa7.jpg)
I can think of someone who doesn't appreciate such charms
(http://www.movieactors.com/photos/dirtydozen73train.jpeg)
Archer J. Maggot
I'll render him unconsious...
with booze flavored
lollipops!(http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/6073/pack6zi8.th.jpg) (http://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pack6zi8.jpg)
Swallow a couple of these... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Suba.jpg) And you look like this...(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/mr-bean-cooking-turkey.jpg)
The chicken and Bean only makes it all the more appetizing
(http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images/movie_pix_q-z/zombie-1.jpg)
This huuuuuuuge pig would burst your zombie...... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Hogzilla-1146703624t.jpg)
Poogie, I don't have a pic handy to beat that one, but that pig made me laugh till my side almost hurt. :bouncegiggle:
These two, aah, people, er, animals,(whatever, I'm distracted right now)beat the pig.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/julie_bell_01_at_waters_edge.jpg)
Nausicaa and her Ohmu friend can easily take down your barbarian woman and her Mecha-Winged Leopard thingie.
(http://nausicaa.wanfear.com/graphics/gallery/n_ohmu.jpg)
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2565/ghosthustlers09cu6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
High School Ghosthustlers will take care of that tenticled thing!
Quote from: ulthar on January 28, 2007, 10:50:47 PM
Poogie, I don't have a pic handy to beat that one, but that pig made me laugh till my side almost hurt. :bouncegiggle:
Isn't that the cutest thing?... :bouncegiggle:
"It's the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man"....He will roast your Ghosthustlers.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/crowd.jpg)
Who's in the mood for roasted marshmallows?
(http://www.scifilm.org/images3/godzilla2000-1.jpg)
Godzilla would totally get his ass owned by the Blob. (Seriously... it's a fight I've been interested in seeing evre since I was a wee little G-fan...)
(http://www.ibase.ru/images/blob.jpg)
I dare you to eat meeeeee......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAESQD56.jpg)
TOXIC SQUIRREL
(http://www.supersimpsons.com/radioactive-man.png)
Toxic nothing...
Mr. Burns will take care of "Radioactive Man"!
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAIFT5F0.jpg)
Burns' money won't save him here
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/DeathSeventhSeal.png)
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on January 29, 2007, 04:58:19 PM
Burns' money won't save him here
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/DeathSeventhSeal.png)
He can't kill something thats already dead! (http://i15.tinypic.com/2e6es0z.jpg) Frankensteins soul brotha!
All of those things and people are tuff, but what about this:
(http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/nuclear_explosion.jpg)
If anything can live through this, bring it on sucka.
:hot: :hot: :hot:
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
:hot: :hot: :hot:
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
John
That'll only make Kronos even more powerful!
(http://www.scifilm.org/images3/kronos1.jpg)
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/9098~Full-Grown-Lesbian-Posters.jpg)
The lesbians will EAT your pathetic box!!
(heh, a little in bad taste? .......maybe)
Quote from: KYGOTC on January 29, 2007, 08:07:22 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/9098~Full-Grown-Lesbian-Posters.jpg
The lesbians will EAT your pathetic box!!
(heh, a little in bad taste? .......maybe)
Where is the picture?
John
Homer will beat up your picture and then hit the boom boom button again to knock off Kronos.
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/6890/homer3.gif)
:cheers: Mmm, beer...
John
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SXlxi2irW9o/TrSUN4S1qSI/AAAAAAAAESQ/RcQLlXyiCK0/s1600/theaterof%2Bbloood.jpg)
Chef Lionheart cuts the overweight no slack!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/chunkychicken.jpg)
My Chunky Chicken doesent take kindly to chefs!
BEAT THIS !!!!! :twirl: :twirl: :twirl: :twirl:
(//)
chefs.gif
I'm not sure what that chef pic was supposed to be, but dessert comes after dinner, so I give you:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/clintlede.jpg?t=1170131745)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Feeling20Grizzly.jpg)
Ben, no longer gentle, can handle this particular chef
(http://www.knox.edu/Images/_News/news_media/img/2006/colbert_stephen-1ss.jpg)
It was bears all along...
(scoffs) No match for JESUS CHRIST: VAMPIRE HUNTER!
(http://www.phillyburbs.com/superheroes/images/jcvh.jpg)
Jesus is cool, but can he stop Tom Baker from jumping into the Tardis and changing time?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Bakert.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/3doctardis.jpg)
Only I can stop Dr. Who..........................
(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2006-01-Jan/Eraserhead%20-%20Anscestor%20of%20Kramer%20(250w).jpg)
My hair can fix you.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAVO9R42.jpg)
Frankenhooker would eat Eraserhead for Lynch...I mean lunch! (and that other big hair guy too)
(http://www.scifilm.org/images3/frankenhooker1.jpg)
Is that a fact. How about Kojack.......................
(http://users.static.freeblog.hu/v/o/r/vortex-cecht/Files/telly%20savalas1.jpg)
Weeelllllll have Kojak chump on this....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAOG1CWH.jpg)
(http://www.bodymap.no/EStore/imagesProducts/25112004-Id656_th.JPG)
consider that foot licked
Terror tongue thing, Ghoulies, Bordello of Blood and I can't find a single image of the tongues! I guess this here mouth will have to do
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/s2xj48.jpg)
Here's a big mouth worth worrying about....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/big-mouth.jpg)
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9196/bleedbloodfeastnm4.th.jpg) (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bleedbloodfeastnm4.jpg)
Tounge? What tounge?
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4417/58501dp3.jpg)
OOPS! the tounge thing was done! Mouth-heres a scary yap!
Well, The Dentist can take care of that set of choppers!
(http://bilder.filmstarts.de/verzeichnis/film/filme/t/the.dentist/TheDentist-Poster01.jpg)
Yeah? Well,my odd(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2558/marvindu9.jpg)ball ad can out oddball youroddball ad!
Wait! I found her tongue....it's gross but it could be hers.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thumbnail.jpg)
RC slooooow down....I'm toooo slow for you...
But the dentist can't help this gross tongue.....
Speaking of odd balls.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/2head-s.jpg)
Sorry about that RCMerchant
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8528/n1247pv4.jpg)
But my tounge eats BRAIIINNNSSS!
Won't be able to bite into these frozen monkey brains.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Dessert20-20chilled20monkey20brains.jpg)
Do I hafta bring this guy back?(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9716/0b8bbd1195047ace85cdf08sp0.jpg)
(http://www.horschamp.qc.ca/images/photos/bad_taste.jpg)
Sorry for the temporary hijack, but:
Oh man, I believe "The Secret of the Blue Room" is a movie I was thinking about JUST THE OTHER DAY. And, I saw it on Shock Theatre!! I thought about posting it in the "What is this Movie" board" RC, are you psychic?
Too wierd. Anyway, it's a pretty good ghost story, iirc, with an interesting ending.
Back to pictures...
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39903000/jpg/_39903027_oscar_peter.jpg)
You might want to take it easy on those brains.
(http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images/movie_pix_q-z/rotld-10.jpg)
"Send More Brains"
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jonhall11.jpg)
The Beach Girl and the Monster are zombie killers of the most capable type, and the monster would just love it.
To defeat your monster, I call upon.
ANIMALA from the lost skeleton of cadavra..
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/tristar_pictures/the_lost_skeleton_of_cadavra/jennifer_blaire/skeleton.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/bones.jpg)
Try this skeleton "Here, let me help you get a-head....bwa ha ha..."
(http://www.meekermuseum.com/sword4.jpg)
down goes the skeleton man
I already have a-head for now
(http://www.surfindead.com/braina.jpg)
Do you want to try a bigger head?
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/images.jpg)
The big head is out classed by the Killer Eye:
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5894/killereyexb3.jpg)
I have a fix for eye problems...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mosquito/mosquito8.jpg)
Moscito Proboscis!!
Sorry but I have to bring in the PIG of destruction for this eye sucking bug...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Hogzilla-1146703624t.jpg)
Deathstalker is more than a match for any Pig Man:
(http://www.scifilm.org/images2/deathstalker1.jpg)
Oh yea!
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Turkey-600x450.jpg)
Man, that would just turn Deathstalker on!
Herchall's got ways to deal with Turkey...
(http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/2951/bloodfreak3pa6.jpg)
Can he deal with Cujo?
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/158820.jpg)
My crazy dog is crazier than yor crazy dog!(http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/6550/untitledek8.png)
Well, Ren is no match for- The Thing!! In HIS dog form...
(http://www.outpost31.com/movie/images/fxdogthing1.jpg)
The thing aint got nothin on
Gamera the Invincible
oh yea..
(http://www.henshinonline.com/images/gamera_returns_01.jpg)
The picture says it all.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thumbnail-1.jpg)
(http://www.worldwidedvdforums.com/kb_images/864_street5_1.jpg)
Quote from: T-Rex Television on January 31, 2007, 04:26:17 PM
Well, Ren is no match for- The Thing!! In HIS dog form...
(http://www.outpost31.com/movie/images/fxdogthing1.jpg)
What is that thing? What movie is that? :question: :question:
John
Try this on for size.
(http://www.ravenmimura.com/images/full/Doomsphere.jpg)
My Doomsphere can kick your butts.
John
Quote from: JPickettIII on January 31, 2007, 11:25:41 PM
What is that thing? What movie is that? :question: :question:
John
Are you kidding? (not being a smart aleck, because the pun is there, intentional or not).
If not, it is the dog-thing from Carpenter's THE THING.
Here comes Nausicaa with reinforcements...
http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/m-p/nausicaa-08.jpg (http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/m-p/nausicaa-08.jpg)
(Stupid Disney won't let the picture go....)
Quote from: ulthar on January 31, 2007, 11:59:57 PM
Quote from: JPickettIII on January 31, 2007, 11:25:41 PM
What is that thing? What movie is that? :question: :question:
John
Are you kidding? (not being a smart aleck, because the pun is there, intentional or not).
If not, it is the dog-thing from Carpenter's THE THING.
I feel like a jacka$$. The Thing is one of my favorite movies. I keep on watching it. I am dork.
Please don't take away my B-Movie card. :lookingup:
Quabrot, are you talking about this?
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/images-1.jpg)
After that parrot eats some of these...who knows what could happen?
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/MONSTERETTES.jpg)
Possibly he would look like this guy
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/review_12gr_12.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/evil_dead_08.jpg)
You know what they say...an army of skeletons is better than one.
I distract your army of bones with groovy music
(http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2663/mad2lk2.jpg)
"Do the MUMMMMYYYY.....!!!!"
Someone throw Cujo a bone..................
(http://www.horror.boo.pl/images/recenzje/cujo/cujo2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/still14.jpg)
Cujo, what's a Cujo? some new kind of snack food or something.
Why go just Komodo, when you can go Komodo vs. Cobra?
(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4175/kvc12fd3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/monsters.jpg)
Double teaming the alley cat does no good
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000A59Q2I.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
How about a triple team then?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/captainamericalithobytompalmer_pic2.jpg)
The Captain can handle multiple foes
Ah yes.....Captain America.....can you beat my "great satan"?
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/demon_movie_monster_14.jpg)
(sorry to offend anybody, but I couldn resist the pun)
This guy will melt the little devil........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/images-2.jpg)
(http://weisstool.com/store/products/CPM-PML8000Y.jpg)
My spotlight will make short work of you silhouette...
When bright light's your problem, who ya gonna call?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine7-ic.jpg)
John Agar will zap your cheezy spacecraft out(http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/5065/pic2dc5.jpg) of existence,you stoopid stoopid aliens!
Send you and your creepy demon eyes to hell...
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/frailty/bill_paxton/frailty2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jw05-true.jpg)
No match for The bold talking one eyed fat man named Rooster
A man named Rooster vs. a man named
(http://img.clubic.com/photo/00036870.jpg)
COBRA!
(http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/9797/pic3pq8.jpg)
I make mush of your musclehead dork!
A man called.....MANSTER!
This 3 eyed fish looks braver than your Manster.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Blinky.jpg) BLUB,BLUB,........
I pollute your home!3 ey(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5387/deutschlobby12bu0.jpg)ed mutant goldfish!
Well....about this 3 eyed zombie.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAZRMX20.jpg) And he has big teeth too..
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4666/165f3ka7.jpg)
NOTHING scares this guy!
I don't know we have some pretty freaky people, ELVIRA could handle that guy.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA915YZA.jpg)
Elvira's beauty will be her undoing.....
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/oz_mombi.jpg)
Princess Mombi will add her head to the collection.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/headless-horseman1.jpg)
A headless horseman for your headless princess
This guy can grow a new head, so there......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/tony_shaloub5.jpg)
That New York alien has no chance against the Tall Man.
(http://www.phantasm.com/graphics/phantasm/angus_head.gif)
Morticia will shrink that tall man....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA0K7X36.jpg)
Nobody and I mean nobody beats: Peter Graves
Well, that's the end.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/blackscorpion6.jpg)
Scorpions eat grasshoppers and this one also eats trains so he could handle Mr. Graves too.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/MK_Scorpion_Cropped.jpg)
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e376/Zhao_isla/Pedidos/Johnny_Cage_04.gif)
scorpion's down for the count
These gargantuan erasers will fix muscle pencil man.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/GiantErasers.jpg)
Fire breathing dragons, will destroy your measly little rubber erasers.. muahahahaha
(http://www.ffos.hr/~ivinkler/reign%20of%20fire.jpg)
I'll fix your DRAGON BREATH....spiiissssss....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAPWDDFB.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/evil_dead_10.jpg)
No amount of mints can fix the unholy breath of evil ash!
Hope you're feeling better....Now my elephant will just step on your ash mouth......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/images-4.jpg)
The Ymir hates elephants.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ymir/ymir7.jpg)
EDIT: Actually, the Ymir hates anybody who pokes him, but he already knows elephants are likely to poke him.
Welllllllll...poke..poke...poke...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAYSQJ89.jpg)
Quote from: Poogie on February 05, 2007, 05:50:19 PM
Welllllllll...poke..poke...poke...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAYSQJ89.jpg)
Wait, are you trying to trump the Ymir - or just annoy it further?
Quote from: Andrew on February 05, 2007, 05:52:42 PM
Quote from: Poogie on February 05, 2007, 05:50:19 PM
Welllllllll...poke..poke...poke...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAYSQJ89.jpg)
Wait, are you trying to trump the Ymir - or just annoy it further?
I figure if Pokey pokes enough the elephant can sneak up from behind and STOMP!!!!....
Just don't go poking this guy:
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/662/paulmccartneybo9.jpg)
Think about it:
1)Paul McCartney redid Let it Be taking out all the crep that Phil Spector added. Phil Spector is now on trial for the murder of Lana Clarkson.
2) Paul's second wife -- whom he's divorcing -- lost a leg years ago & sounds like a kook in the tabloids
3) The other guy to cross Paul's path, and beat him out for the Beatles' catalog -- none other than Michael Jackson.
No sireeee, you don't want to get on Paul's bad side. Look what happened to John Lennon.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/RingoAnos80_01.jpg)
Atook the "Caveman" can handle Sir Paul, after all he kicked John Matuszak's butt.
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3653/29361byj7.jpg)
I do believe Sid beat the sh#t out of some poor shmuck for even saying he liked the Beatles!
Uh, sid vicious? I cant tell coz the picture izznt showing on my computer but if it IS the burnout british punk ledgend,
(http://www.magicity.com/images/NeedleThruArm.jpg)
Overdose, sidney?
this guybeat a needle
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6551/belacueco5.jpg)
(http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/van_helsing/13.jpg)
(http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/4792/bleedmagnum1yh2.jpg)
Never bring a stake to a gun fight.
But how can you shoot what you can not see???
(http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/05/37/invisible_man.jpg)
This little guy can fix you mummied invisible man.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA0ERYNF.jpg)
PREDITOR IZ A GIRLY MAN!
(http://usera.imagecave.com/manda718/fellowship2/govenator.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3285/pic7ph7.jpg)
No, THIS is a girly,MAN!
Can't frogs change gender as they need to..
whatever, this froggg will just kick the girly man things arse
(http://barros.rusf.ru/films/covers/froggg_2005_dvd.jpg)
Did somebody see a frog?..ummmm.....feed me....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/creaturewall02.jpg)
I'll just get rid of that thing the old fashioned way....
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/hostel3.jpg)
....with a gun.
you can't kill what is already dead....
(http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/354/untitledpi4.png)
OOPS! Wromg kinda Zombies! Uh...nevermind...
Edward will cut you little paper zombies to little pieces...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA3KONO8.jpg)
That stiff doesn't stand a chance against this car on the loose:
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/images/2006/05/knight_rider_cast.jpg)
Is it a box car? Well this train will knock your box car off the tracts.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAVA62W0.jpg)
I'll see you one train and raise you one Mitchell
Game Over
Damn, I never thought it would end this way...
Of course, we all know who can defeat Mitchell.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/MikeAndTheBots.JPG/200px-MikeAndTheBots.JPG)
Ol' FJA has been making chezzy wisecracks about cheezy movies decades before those geeks...
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1244/fjatv4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Cybersign_Monsters_B_Dog-head1024.jpg)
This guy is not cheesy
But this guy is...
(http://static.flickr.com/46/110667436_165cfd421b_m.jpg)
(http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7493/grevengesss04gr5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
One horror host takes out another!
Mr. Lobo will waste both of your pathetic horror hosts!
Mwahahaha!
(http://www.cinemainsomnia.com/layout/vote4creep.jpg)
But can your trio of cheezy monsters take on THESE chezzy monsters???
(http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/9807/d6101bfm3.jpg)
This man is not afraid of cheesy monters:
(http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/5972/drdemento1st1.jpg)
The count from the hillarious house of Frightenstein will take care of Doctor Demento..
(http://www.spacecast.com/images/Shows/hhof1.jpg)
This Count will fix your Count and give you zits...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/images-5.jpg)
Well count chocula would just be a tastey snack for the monster with mental power
(http://www.reelmoviecritic.com/rmc/images/LostSkeletonofCadavra.jpg)
Well this guy will pop and poke out your toxic skeletons 3 eyes....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/skeleton.jpg)
Did someone mention three eyes?
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2575/blinkythxw7.jpg)
Three eyes...that's nothin':
(http://www.1000misspenthours.com/posters/postersa-d/beastwithamillioneyes.jpg)
Mississippi....will eat your 3 eyed fish...look at the shape of it, it looks like Bart.... :bouncegiggle:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thumbnail-2.jpg) You beat me, but this is neat..Just skip me.(sorry about that)
This little cutie has 1,000,001 eyes...beat that..
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA6ZOGTV.jpg)
(http://www.mikeward.ca/images/joke/Michael%20Jackson%201.jpg)
An eyesore for your eyes.
peace Michael
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/gunkid.jpg)
Quote from: Joe on February 07, 2007, 04:44:17 PM
peace Michael
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/gunkid.jpg)
heh, thats great, man. Little kid with a gun to beat M.J. Thats perfect. "Hey little boy, want to see my 'special pistol'?"
"Hey Mr. Jackson, wanna see MINE?"
Go ahead... shoot...
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Terence-Stamp---General-Zod-Photograph-C10101814.jpeg)
Just remember, the gun is good. The penis is evil:
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4215/zardsc19ppu5.jpg)
This will keep him busy...
(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/6027/untitledna6.png)
Okay, so Goldfinger's the most popular of the gold-involved Bond villains, but can he handle 2-more?
(http://www.thelondonseason.com/images/Lee_Golden_Gun.jpg)(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nYqC2vNZ2iM/TzGStSkH6hI/AAAAAAAAAck/q79xoZUM_Ro/s1600/Sean+Bean.gif)
as well as their personal Oddjobs...
(http://www.universalexports.net/Movies/Graphics/9-images/nicknack.jpg)(http://www.bondmovies.com/henchmen/grishenko.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2005-08-05--Mighty_Mouse.jpg)
Handled. Mighty Mouse Rules!
" If I can handle Superfool,I can handle you!"
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4584/brainiaccusj8.jpg)
Caveman dino....says green man smell good....me EAT NOW!
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/cavemandino.gif)
THE MIGHTY GORGA has a can of whoop-ass for the bloated dino ...
(http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images/movie_pix_j-p/mighty_gorga12.jpg)
GORGA!GORGA! Where are you? So I can step on your can of whoop ass..
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA77W4W2.jpg)
Don't worry, Nessie will take care of that mean old ugly bigfoot! Nessie is getting hungry, being under the water so long, she is sick of fish everyday! Time for some red meat!
(http://perso.orange.fr/cryptozoo/nessie.jpg)
(http://web.utk.edu/~hunderw1/graphics/underdog.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/courageous_minute1.gif)
Here, kitty kitty...come get the mouse....
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/sender3.jpg)
Cockroaches will eat ANYTHING....
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/903/untitledlx2.png)
RIK MAYALL will do some serious Roach stompin!! Mr. Prat shall be their LAST victim....
(http://img%20src=http://www.ceskatelevize.cz/program/porady/1038265715/foto/king-herod-rik-mayall.jpg)
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/youngones_maybe.jpg)
Bloody posers...
(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2105/kurosex02oz9.jpg)
BULLOCKS!
""Sargent Rock will light your stogies....and you...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/ROCK3.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/red-skull.jpg)
Red Skull
The obvious response:
(http://www.sideshowjoe.com/Images/Captain-America-Card.jpg)
NO ONE CHALLENGES THE POWER OF GALACTUS!!!
(http://blog.terra.com.ar/files.php?stub=universomarvel&file=SmltIFN0YXJsaW4uanBn)
One hideous planet eating monster to take on another:
(http://www.unicron.com/mainpage/unicron/cartoon/unicronplanetmode06.jpg)
(http://www.unicron.com/mainpage/unicron/cartoon/unicronplanetmode22.jpg)
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg)
i think i just heard millions of voices suddenly cry out in terror and then suddenly silence.
This little caterpult will fix you, you even marked a bullseye for me....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/300px-Replica_catapult.jpg)
Oh please. Mr.Cyclops will take care of that hunk of wood. He has to deal with them all the time!
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/ZZombieSSheep/cyclops.jpg)
My Cyclops makes yours a very manageable problem. (http://nursemyra.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/dr-cyclops.jpg)
And Pinhead crushes that Cyclops
(http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/6889/pinheadresis2edqk1.jpg)
puppetvs.puppet:
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9392/blackflagvo4.jpg)
Black Flag???
(http://img.stern.de/_content/52/23/522303/2_400.jpg)
Nasty, dirty little Prince is handled easily by ....
(http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/mascots/03-11-clean.jpg)
Sylar will eat his brain, and gain his Clean Powers.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e8/Sylarcaptures.jpg/180px-Sylarcaptures.jpg)
try and eat this...guarenteed...you'll lose your lunch...
(http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8154/n1282nv2.jpg)
This giant cockroach can eat anything and live through it...chomp,chomp.
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/slide2_large.jpg)
These two are professional Bug Killers
(http://www.highlightzone.de/dvd/dvd_bilder/men_in_black.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pic_16.jpg)
Men in black, you're busted
Cadet Mahoney has this covered
(http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors2/Guttenbe_EC88654081_150x200.jpg)
Just in time for Valentines Day.
(http://www.sptimes.com/2003/08/08/photos/D_1_165461_HO_gigli.JPG.jpg)
Me and the ol'lady hate to interupt you two lovebirds...
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3276/untitledxw2.png)
....but it's time for a nite cap...
"Well,....These little love birds will do you in.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/munsters_hermanlily.jpg)
Here's a truly frightening couple
(http://www.crazyabouttv.com/ImagesTwo/addamsfamily.jpg)
My Hot Homewrecker should break them up:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/images645563_Carmen_Electra4a.jpg)
Now....Where's that Hammer?
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/images-6.jpg)
Annie Wilkes, meet Mr. Barlow,
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Master1.gif)
You'll like Mr. Barlow, and Mr. Barlow will like you.
(http://norwoodmatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/tattoo7.jpg)
seth gecko + jackhammer stake= dead mr.barlow
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/2942/factsoflifear8.jpg)
These ghosts of his Hollywood past will scare 'im off!
How about a hug girls?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/velociraptor.jpg)
Behold the power of the almighty Sam Neil!
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/kids/astronomy/sam_neil_space_150.jpg)
that should take care of that pesky lizard.
KNEEL before the true unholy spawn of Satan,Damien!
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/752/1264611exorcist300wc1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/300px-Ol-thezantimisfits.jpg)
Quote from: DENNIS on February 17, 2007, 11:37:39 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/300px-Ol-thezantimisfits.jpg)
What the hell is that?
Quote from: CoreyHeldpen on February 17, 2007, 01:05:05 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on February 17, 2007, 11:37:39 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/300px-Ol-thezantimisfits.jpg)
What the hell is that?
Now that made me laugh hard, because I imagine many people would have the same reaction. That would be a Zanti Misfit:
http://www.homevideos.com/outerlimits/ol14.htm
Gigantor will smash that little bug.
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1530/gig10eb2.th.jpg)
The Zanti Misfits are creepy as Hell!! A human like face on a huge ant-like critter...yikes!
(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9252/twindste7.jpg)
Wonder Twin powers....ACTIVATE!
Jayna..."Shape of an eagle!" ZZZABBBBRREEEEP
Zan..."Form of *cough* a bucket of water!" WWVVVVLLLUUSSHHH!
Promptly dumped on Gigantor ought to fry his circuits.
(bucket courtesy of Hammerspace, ltd.)
Quote from: JaseSF on February 17, 2007, 05:12:19 PM
The Zanti Misfits are creepy as Hell!! A human like face on a huge ant-like critter...yikes!
We used to call them Mitch Miller bugs... :smile: (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/mitchmiller.jpg)
This little guy will flatten your bucket and your little bird too........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thumbnail-3.jpg)
Wonder Twins...HA!
(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/221/ba283xt3.jpg)
OOps! I mean Die RODAN!!!! :lookingup:
Karma point for that awesome one, RC. =)
Okay. Here's someone who can take on the Avengers.
(http://florence.ghibellini.free.fr/obscur/galactus/Stormbreaker%2001.jpg)
You know, that big ole pink and red robot thing can't harm my cute little ATOM ANT
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/2ZL7OCAM0X0OICAU3EDRRCAAD32EXCAD9C4.jpg)
Tiny Tim will put an end to all previous entries.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0)
(http://www.webpan.com/thelaughin/images/show/tiny_tom/laugh-in_tiny_tim.jpg)
(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6160/wizardofozpoppiesct1.jpg)
Tiptoe through these, sucka!
That little ant thingy can't kill Galactus, Poogie. I'm sorry to be argumentative. But it can't.
I'll bet Galactus could even pick up Mjolnir, for goodness' sake, if he so deigned.
But Tiny Tim! Gahh! The mighty Galactus, eater of worlds, would flee in abject terror!
Hey, that's make a great YTMND.. "Galactus is NOT having a wonderful time." Hehehehehe.....
Quote from: Zapranoth on February 18, 2007, 03:54:32 AM
That little ant thingy can't kill Galactus, Poogie. I'm sorry to be argumentative. But it can't.
But......But.....But.......I know,.........But I tried.... :smile:
FEEEEEEED MEEEE........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/5X3FOCA0Q0SFUCAMQR6FHCAZ54L23CAQY4P.jpg)
Poison Poppys wont't affect THIS pony tailed little girl...and I doubt the plant would eat rotton meat...
(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/115/beyond11yk6.gif)
This crazed, cud spitting and rotten meat lover will digest your little girl without the help of a fiber powdered drink.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/bloodllama7.jpg)
Quote from: Poogie on February 18, 2007, 03:45:18 PM
This crazed, cud spitting and rotten meat lover will digest your little girl without the help of a fiber powdered drink.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/bloodllama7.jpg)
Thats really disgusting,distasteful,and just plain gross. In other words,right up to BAD MOVIE.org standerds!
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 18, 2007, 03:51:13 PM
Quote from: Poogie on February 18, 2007, 03:45:18 PM
This crazed, cud spitting and rotten meat lover will digest your little girl without the help of a fiber powdered drink.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/bloodllama7.jpg)
Thats really disgusting,distasteful,and just plain gross. In other words,right up to BAD MOVIE.org standerds!
I'm learning.. :bouncegiggle:
Die, brain eating furball, die
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Vogueweapon.jpg)
"You'll THRILL!You'll CHILL!!You'll pee your pants with insane laughter! when you see....
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/226/molemenn88zj8.jpg)
WAR of the CHEEZEY MIDGETS!!!! In NEW DWARF-O-RAMA!!!!!!!
Love that episode of Superman.
(http://superman.ugo.com/images/galleries/superman_movies_filmtv/molemen_1_180.jpg)
OK,Supershmuck! Face the mighty...uh...powers of....
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8503/1109125963js2.jpg)
the DOUBLE D AVENGER!!!!
This here tractor lady will plow your double D avenger lady with her Triple G butt.........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/gg01a.jpg)
Please tell me that's a photochop, Poogie.
Please.
That said, there's only one answer to big butts.
(http://images.starpulse.com/AMGPhotos/pic200/drp000/p095/p09569xk5cw.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/myakka3.jpg)
Is that a real fur coat you're wearing?
Quote from: Zapranoth on February 19, 2007, 01:33:22 AM
Please tell me that's a photochop, Poogie.
Please.
That said, there's only one answer to big butts.
Actually I made it smaller.. :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Andrew on January 20, 2007, 10:47:22 AM
An ill-tempered young girl (with a knife) to counter your poisonous toads:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/alice_mcgee.jpg)
hey, where'd you get that picture from? it's awesomesauce.
That pictures from a videogame, not quite sure what it's called
I'm not sure what kinda critter that is Dennis, but the Sayer of the Law will have the last word...
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/5253/fm28zv4.jpg)
(I try to get Bela parts whenever I can..kinda like a post mortuem Ed Wood)
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2816/toddvn1.jpg)
Mr. Sayer, this gentleman will be more than happy to "take care" of you at his Fleet Street establishment.
Fancy a meatpie, gov?
Do you see what happened to the other guy he caught?
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/monsters_frankenstein_photo_02_dp.jpg)
You will be next!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mothman1.jpg)
What, is that Great Cthulhu there? Or a byakhee? Can't quite tell.
(The picture of Alice is from American McGee's Alice -- wiki it.)
I can't think of anything that defeats Great Cthulhu. A grenade would probably blow up something lesser, though. So which is it?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/BatmanFamily.jpg)
They could probably figure out a way...
*That, Zapranoth, is Mothman, who my sister is obsessed with*
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on February 21, 2007, 05:06:41 AM
*That, Zapranoth, is Mothman, who my sister is obsessed with*
Mothman supposdley existed.He was spotted in the Virginia's and New Jersey in the 60's and 70's, according to author John Keel.I read alot oddball books.
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 21, 2007, 06:15:48 AM
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on February 21, 2007, 05:06:41 AM
*That, Zapranoth, is Mothman, who my sister is obsessed with*
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on February 21, 2007, 05:06:41 AM
Mothman supposedly existed.He was spotted in the Virginia's and New Jersey in the 60's and 70's, according to author John Keel.I read alot oddball books.
One thing about all these sightings of unusual creatures (mothman, sasquatch etc.) that has always amazed me is the ease with which they are dismissed by people who weren't there and who have no idea what was seen but who are more than willing to tell the actual witness what it was.
My apologies I went to reply to Dennis post and must have hit the "modify" button in stead. Tried to fix last post. Sorry if it didn't come out right.
What I meant to do is post the below thoughts regarding strange creatures.
I also read a couple John Keel books that I bought at a used bookstore years ago. That's where I first heard of Mothman and I liked the movie also even though some didn't like it.
Living in New Jersey the Jersey Devil has always seemed the less likely of monster legends. Not one of my favorite stories. If nothing else the least interesting and in accurate monster name.
The best movie about such creatures was THE LEGEND OF BOGGY CREEK (1972) and I'm not even sure that was based on true legends of the area of Arkansas. Great movie even though.
(http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-arkansas/BoggyCreekMonsterMovie.jpg)
Favorate TV show episode(s) was SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN meets Bigfoot played by Andre The Giant.
(http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/andre-the-bigfoot.jpg)
Another film that I liked was THE LEGEND OF BIGFOOT (1977).
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/sasquatchx3/sasquatchx3_shot10s.jpg)
The only way to beat Bigfoot in a badmovies picture war is with Littlefoot!
(http://www.originalposter.co.uk/uploads/7336694_fullpic.JPG)
(http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/minya.jpg)
Godzilla's son "Minya".
I've got a bigger monster. Mutitus, attack!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/mutitis.jpg)
*cue dramatic music* Here comes Mothra, she'll beat up that big monster, any day!
(http://slithytoves.sytes.net/~dave//gfx/mothra.jpg)
Here's some pure evil to counter Mothra:
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4303/scrappydoowp2.gif)
P-p-p-puppy power!
Mothra has allies............
(http://thecorpuscle.typepad.com/images/princesses.jpg)
This little bottled lady will evaporate your 2 little ladies.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/j_b02.jpg)
I always like I DREAM OF JEANIE, but Barbara Eden is no match for Ziyi Zhang.
(http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/crouching_tiger__hidden_dragon/zhang_zi_yi/tiger.jpg)
Your femme fatale against mine:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/lipsyncher.jpg)
Quote from: Fausto on February 21, 2007, 02:51:07 PM
Your femme fatale against mine:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/lipsyncher.jpg)
What the heck is that? Some modern day chef? :bouncegiggle:
What the heck is that? Some modern day chef?
That's Lipsyncher, an old power rangers monster, created from a tube of lipstick. (I'll do better next time)
Lipstick man, you're no match to Mr. Obata.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/tameshigiri_cover.jpg)
This guy is a master swordsman....He lives across the street from me...he was in some of those "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" movies.
My hydra will keep your swordsman busy for a while...
(http://theochem.chem.rug.nl/Gifs/hydra.jpg)
"We shall face and defeat the evil hydra"
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/matt_damon3.jpg)
"We are on a holy quest for the Holy Grail! Let us in!"
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6527/untitledzr1.png)
This rabbit and it's pointy teeth will fix you guys
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Monty_Python_rabbit_link.jpg)
(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1145/fatal1tu7.jpg)
That rabbit is stewed!
Stew this...
(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2459/nightofthelepusak9.jpg)
It might take some time travel to beat those rabbits, but here you go:
(http://www.richard-kelly.net/images/misc/Donnie-axe-icon.jpg)
Oh, Donnie boy.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/monkeyman.jpg)
(http://tim.rawle.org/simpsons/quiz/images/quiz4pics/q1.gif)
It's Troy Mclure! You may remember him from other such fims like "Cough Syrup: Delicious, but Deadly" and "Tour of a Slaughter House".
The other cartoon that screwed up interesting possibilities of re-interpretations of classics.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/FamGuy.png)
Seriously... I think Planet of the Apes would work pretty well musically. And is it that hard to re-imagine The King and I as a science fiction tale? Now, not even the most talented of writers can do it, because they would only be a joke to the public...
were gettin off track here, its supposed to be MOVIES (actually b-movies, but at least keep it movies) so in response to Donnie Darko
(http://www.aerospaceweb.org/aircraft/transport-m/an225/an225_05.jpg)
Too bad you didn't photoshop that plane with an engine missing. :bouncegiggle:
And to top it off........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/PubTThou01.jpg)
There's a little visitor......
"HELP ME SPOOOCK!"
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4932/untitledfu6.png)
Only a Vulcan Would bring a knife (whatever, it's not a firearm) to a gun fight
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/250px-ClintEastwood.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/fullmoonfiend/Six-Shooter_1.jpg)
go ahead....make his day
QuoteToo bad you didn't photoshop that plane with an engine missing.
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/an225_05.jpg)
how's that? :teddyr:
I hope I'm supposed to destroy the puppet, if not just pass me by....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/spmterm2.jpg)
These giant, humungus puppet eating termites will make dust of yoooouuuuuuu!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/them1.jpg)
My antie is bigger and hungrier.
Your antie is no match for my aunty:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/MADMAX3TINATURNER.jpg)
CATFIGHT!
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4265/sinematv3.jpg)
(http://www.scifilm.org/images/dinosaurs2.gif)
Super Catfight Triple Threat!
Human chicks? HA!
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4100/untitledtn4.png)
OWND, ya blood suckin SKANK!
(http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/2719/v57nq.jpg)
OK,I'm all messed up! I know that'xs probally Santos,but who is the other guy?
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 25, 2007, 11:27:27 AM
OK,I'm all messed up! I know that'xs probally Santos,but who is the other guy?
Its JEBUS! ...I mean, JESUS ya athiest!
That is indeed Jesus from Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/jesusvamp/index.html) I would also imagine that a number of people would not immediately recognize the character as Jesus Christ, without having seen the movie.
"I'm Christ and the Devil,man! I'm like a train,I'll sneak up around and over here and CHOO CHOO! Clang bang abaraxax,blingty boop! Zap a dap,man? Don't ya get it?!?"
(http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/3186/untitledwb6.png)
(yeah,I know its un-P.C....)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/spartans31.jpg)
These gentlemen will take care of Charles and company
I have an answer to those guys:
(http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m1a1-abrams0002.jpg)
Hah! Just like playing Civ III against someone who has not played before!
Not from a movie, but I could not resist posting a pic of my favorite aircraft; nothing like 30 mm AP at a high rate of fire...
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/a-10.jpg)
You can't hit what you can't see and they'll never see this one coming:
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/balanceterror.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ent37.jpg)
USS Enterprise 1, Romulan Warbird 0
The crew has to beam down sometime... and when they do, we'll be waiting...
(http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/desktops/movies/damnationalley.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/Texdar/gremlin.jpg)
This will stop it from working.
I've got a worm that'll be happy to eat a gremlin as an hors' dourve
(http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/4641/tremorswormzk8.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/invaders_mars01.jpg)
This guy and his pals can take your graboid out, heck they probably put them here in the first place.
Texdar-I just gave you a karma...because your avatar had me laffing so hard I nearly cried! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Ok,chrome dome...
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9677/b2583xz3.jpg)
Carnage sybiote can overpower Silver Surfer easily...
(http://www.samruby.com/AmazingSpider-ManR/Large/AmazingSpider-Man431.jpg)
The Thing (no, not Ben Grimm) will take your Carnage symbiote and make it even more unstoppable!
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/thing/thing_shot3l.jpg)
(http://images.worldofstock.com/slides/TGR1014.jpg)
that should give cassidy something to think about.
Quote from: quabrot on February 27, 2007, 01:09:05 AM
Carnage sybiote can overpower Silver Surfer easily...
(http://www.samruby.com/AmazingSpider-ManR/Large/AmazingSpider-Man431.jpg)
Ironicly, this picture IS the silver surfer, but he is taken by the simbyote (note the surfboard) I think he is called "Cosmic Carnage", but i could be wrong on the name. But i DO know that that IS surfer.
Quote from: KYGOTC on February 27, 2007, 08:45:20 AM
Ironicly, this picture IS the silver surfer, but he is taken by the simbyote (note the surfboard) I think he is called "Cosmic Carnage", but i could be wrong on the name. But i DO know that that IS surfer.
I suspect that was the point.
It also happens to be a very cool pic.
By the by, has anyone else noticed The Thing popping up in this little battle royale quite a fair bit? It seems to be a popular choice, and I for one am quite happy to see it take down quite a few of these challenges! :smile:
(http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/business/martha-stewart/msd.jpg)
Martha will cook and/or clean you all to the death!!!!!!
:hot: :hot: :hot:
:hot: :hot: :hot:
:hot: :hot: :hot:
Julia Child has the utensils to tenderize Martha.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/julia150203.jpg)
If they can cook it...this guy can eat it...
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/4779/terrort2oq5.jpg)
There are some things that you just shouldn't eat - even for a snack.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thestuff/thestuff1.jpg)
How about this stuff, I don't know what it is, but it's gross....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/gore.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/iledesm03.jpg)
This cute little fellow will eat anything.
Inhaled by Kirby.
(http://www.electricferret.com/battle/cbub_cats/cat7/jul10-4580822006.jpg)
BTW, Cosmic Carnage likes to be forgotten by a lot of fans.
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/columnists/2009/4/15/1239816574711/Cyber-war-bomb-icon-004.jpg)
Inhale this
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4a/Mattereaterlad.jpg/200px-Mattereaterlad.jpg)
No problemo for Matter Eater Lad.
Here's a little something to put a halt to Matter Eater Lad.....Kaaapooooosh !
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/ucsc06-environmental_clip_image002.jpg)
Martians get high on nuculer explosions....remember?
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3711/untitleddx3.png)
My lobster martian can beat your martian........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/l17.jpg)
Did you say lobster? Well, Derek, once he gets away from ole Thor here, knows how to deal with Giant Lobsters...
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/teenspace/teenspace2.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/teenspace/teenspace7.jpg)
Bolted doors and iron bars
guard dogs prowling in the yard
wont protect you in your bed
nothing will from Pumpkinhead...
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/demon_movie_monster_19.jpg)
'...and the Great Pumpkin shall come,and send your rotton soul to HELL..."
(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/4317/untitledzo3.png)
Did someone say "peanuts"
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7449/elephant01ks3.jpg)
But....This one can fly and you've heard the saying, "Thank God Elephants don't fly".....well take it from there.... :buggedout:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/OSDC66.jpg)
I guess it's left up to me to KILL DUMBO!!!
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9879/untitledis1.png)
And don't think I didn't enjoy it,because I DID! MUH HAHAHAHAHA! :bouncegiggle:
Thank God.......I was afraid to go outside.. :bouncegiggle:
They want you to go outside, and then climb the Trollenberg, and maybe loose your head........
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/crawling_eye1.jpg)
(http://www.scifilm.org/images/qatp2.jpg)
Professor Quatermass would find a way to tame The Crawling Eyes of Trollenberg.
Either one of these men could take your Professor.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/gallery/seconddoctor/images/340/troughton41.jpg)
Because Tom Baker would have been too obvious.
THIS guy can handle crazy Doctors...
(http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/8396/pbrideoffrankenstein193qn3.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/brideoffrank.jpg)
But she's the real boss, as all us married guys know.
CAT FIGHT!!
(http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/6834/untitledwc2.png)
These guys should be able to take care of this lady.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/2.jpg)
Come on... the WB???
(http://members.aol.com/Fri13hour/ganglink.jpg)
Try my curious goods:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Cursed%20Objects/quilt.jpg)
With the Quilt of Hathor, I will enter their dreams and kill them all! Bwa ha haaa!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/freddy09.jpg)
When Freddy is around you can only enter your own nightmares, even if you don't live on Elm Street.
I think we all know what happened to Freddy.
(http://movies.apple.com/trailers/newline/freddy_vs_jason/tv_spot/images/jason.jpg)
Which sux, coz i was actually rooting for Freddy.
(http://www.shortsupport.org/gif/whowho/Feldman_Corey.jpg)
he took care of him once, he can do it again.
But we all know where he is these days.
(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2023/coreypv2.jpg)
Corey Haim would be there too, but he's hiding from the creditors.
Sorry... that was mean. But it was either that or a picture of Michael Jackson.
John Carridine had ways around the soup kitchens....it was called WORK!
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4808/untitledoo2.png)
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 03, 2007, 08:42:47 PM
CAT FIGHT!!
(http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/6834/untitledwc2.png)
Is that EVIL SPAWN? I just bought that today!
Actually,thats BRIDE of RE-ANIMATOR,...EVIL SPAWN is GREAT!!! I own it myself....
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 05, 2007, 05:23:22 PM
John Carridine had ways around the soup kitchens....it was called WORK!
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4808/untitledoo2.png)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/warsorceress/warsorceress6.jpg)
David Carridine, will take care of John as well as the "Bride of the Re-Aminator". He will use his "Kung Fu" moves from the series, as well as his magical sword. He might even get his little sidekick from "Warlords" to bite some ankles. (How many have seen "Warlords"?)
This fire breathing dragon will toast Dave to a crispy critter.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/anim51-1.gif)
Meduse will turn that dragon to stone:
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1807/medusaen3.jpg)
medusa just got whacked
(http://www.gameaxis.com/img/blog/65/Image/Perseus.jpg)
I could no longer tolerate Harry Hamlin going out as the winner in the picture war.....
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/32/mudultrabq2.jpg)
He may be able to fight Ancient monsters, but not ULTRA MAN monsters!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/G20002.jpg)
Nobody beats the King.
Oh yeah,wise guy....?
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5813/untitledav2.png)
HEY!!!! YOU GUYS are supposed to be FIGHTIN", not DANCIN'! ( Do I here the Yadda song playing ....?)
(http://www.scifilm.org/images3/flesheaters2.jpg)
Well if they wind up in the water with the Flesh Eaters, they might just become an extra-large snack.
QuoteFlesh eating bacteria = OWNED
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/zap.jpg?t=1169813373)
i already zapped those suckers on page nine. :tongueout:
(http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2003/02/images/cookie-monster.jpg)
Can anyone stand up to the might the Cookie Monster?
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Edit by Andrew: fixing the image tag
Kate Smith tells Cookie Monster Get your filthy paws off of those cookies until I'm finished with God Bless America
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2836/katesmith2qv9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"can the cooking kill the grimace?"
"NOTHING can kill the grimace."
(http://melbotis.blogspot.com/grimace.jpg)
OHhhhhh! Who would have thought it would have ended like this...
But wait! No need to grimace, Put a sardonicus on!
(http://www.tustrucos.com/wallpapers/Peliculas/fondos-cine-Clasicos/Fm-Mr-Sardonicus.jpg)
Nothing an evil dentist can't fix ....
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/little-shop-b.jpg)
Try and fix THESE choppers...!!!
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4962/dc701pe3.jpg)
Look at this.....Jaws even scared the clothes right off of you... :bouncegiggle:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Jaws-spielberg-shark-4.jpg)
How did you know I was naked? I never told anybody I type in the nude...that's weird...
But anyhow...TWO mouths are better than one...
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/1157/jackgiantkiller01id9.jpg)
Well.....try to chew on this.......and what do you mean nude?...put some clothes on....Dennis is home. :bouncegiggle:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/king-ghidorah-m.jpg)
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on March 09, 2007, 05:21:54 PM
OHhhhhh! Who would have thought it would have ended like this...
But wait! No need to grimace, Put a sardonicus on!
(http://www.tustrucos.com/wallpapers/Peliculas/fondos-cine-Clasicos/Fm-Mr-Sardonicus.jpg)
What the hell is that????? Is it real????
I am not trying to be mean.
This guy will eat the brain or brains of the next person trying to type.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/returndead/returndead5.jpg)
Send more brains.......
The guy with the big smile is MR.SARDONICUS(1961) as played byGuy Rolfe. The great William Castle was director.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-97KQ-Di36dQ/TyQy2zDjWhI/AAAAAAAAJDo/55q99yIbpOY/s1600/jason1.jpg)
This guy can take one skeleton easy...
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/curse-of-the-demon.jpg)
I'm pretty sure my guy can beat up your guy.
Tor smash fuzzy demon thing!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/torsmash.jpg)
This should have Tor running in SHEER HORROR!
(http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/6913/untitledle1.png)
This guys breath will have Jerry running for the gallon bottle of Binaca! :question:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/rose_doc_monster.jpg)
This will take care of the breath ...
(http://www.harvardpilgrim.mimrx.com/harvard/SiteImages/PrdImages/200x200/0037000316121.JPG)
Scope can't stand a chance with this head removal tool.......Give me your face... :buggedout:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/piedrasblancas.jpg)
Quote from: Poogie on March 11, 2007, 05:38:41 PM
Scope can't stand a chance with this head removal tool.......Give me your face... :buggedout:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/piedrasblancas.jpg)
What movie is that from?
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on March 10, 2007, 10:14:46 AM
(http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/skeletons.jpg)
This guy can take one skeleton easy...
My Skeleton must have scared you guy. He left a red X.
But just in case, he brought a friend.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/returndead/returndead5.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/returndead/returndead5.jpg)
Table of brains for two please.
Quote from: JPickettIII on March 12, 2007, 12:15:05 PM
Quote from: Poogie on March 11, 2007, 05:38:41 PM
Scope can't stand a chance with this head removal tool.......Give me your face... :buggedout:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/piedrasblancas.jpg)
What movie is that from?
This handsome devil is from the movie "The Monster of Piedras Blancas" (1959) He wants your hole head..... :buggedout:
And here I thought he was related to the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
Who has better taste in his victims anyway:
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2694/creature5cs1.jpg)
Ralph to the rescue!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/ralphie.jpg)
Try my hero...
(http://www.marvelfamily.com/images/tv-movies/IsisTV/stills/Isis001.jpg)
"Zephyr winds that blow on high,
Lift me up so I may fly." :thumbup:
But neither stand up to the mighty power of
PRINCE OF SPACE!
(http://10kbullets.com/images/2006/05/princeneptune-04.jpg)
Prince, pauper, or whatever, they all taste the same to me.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/lakeplacid.jpg)
We're having a hero convention... I'll get tha lousy reptile out of here...
(http://www.absoluteanime.com/prince_planet/index.jpg)
Bow to YOG! MONSTER from OUTER SPACE!
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/6329/yog3vo7.jpg)
"YOU CANNOT DESTROY ME!"
Not even a stinkin' gator can withstand the march of SCIENCE!
(http://www.bmoviecentral.com/bmoviecentral/reviews/graphics/ss/tap/ss5.jpg)
(http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/nightnoon3.JPG)
George Kennedy armed with a gun will destroy anything that he sets his sights on. End of thread...............or not.
OK...fight ALL these guys!
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/3990/goldcrownny4.jpg)
They'll be stopped dead in their tracks by projectile Sea Monkey dung!
(http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-07/sea-monkey-ad.jpg)
OK,smartypants...I'll just scare them all off...!
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/4724/hauntingge4.jpg)
Cheap generic ghosts wither under the power of official Disney sponsored spooks!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/Haunted_Mansion_Poster.png/250px-Haunted_Mansion_Poster.png)
A free monkey? Really? :bouncegiggle:
If we're talking ghosts, here's a guy who wants to play:
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2161/caspertr7.gif)
(I never liked Caspe,r -the whole cartoon- for some reason.)
BOO!!!!Yerself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/3593/picture001bc9.jpg)
(shameless self promotion)
Who ya gonna call..?
(http://www.70slivekidvid.com/ghost/ghostbusterspromo1.jpg)
(Since this is badmovies.org, a photo from the 70's kid show seemed more appropriate than one from the Bill Murray film)
Hey, that's O'Rourke and Agarn!
I guess we'll hafta gang up on ya!!!
(http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/2922/n1295pz4.jpg)
Quote from: raj on March 12, 2007, 08:42:21 PM
Hey, that's O'Rourke and Agarn!
...and that's Ken Berry in the gorilla suit. :smile:
EDIT:
And WOW! It looks like somebody's mom bought them every single one of those Don Post masks in the back of
Famous Monsters of Filmland magazine!
I always wanted one as a kid....but sigh...I got stuck with those cheapie paper mask things ... not even a suit to go with it...sob.... :drink:
Mr. RC.....Do you have any more art work?.....that's some good stuff... :teddyr: Bring it on..... :smile:
This group will fix all of you........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/800px-Monster_Society_Of_Evil.jpg)
A zombie army and an armor-plated truck can take care of you.....
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/landofthedead9.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 12, 2007, 08:36:11 PM
BOO!!!!Yerself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/3593/picture001bc9.jpg)
(shameless self promotion)
WHOA! did YOU draw and ink that? Thats AWXSOME!
Quote from: Poogie on March 12, 2007, 09:26:40 PM
Mr. RC.....Do you have any more art work?.....that's some good stuff... :teddyr: Bring it on..... :smile:
I got a few more on Myspace in pics...if anyone is interested,go ahead and use them for whatever you want...I'm much more sober these days and trying to get some work out there...I even work cheap(as in FREE),just to get some work around seen...here's a teaser,but I can't really use the forum to sell or advertise...
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1790/rcpix3xx3.jpg)
GO-GO Girl will hypnotize the bad guys into a drooling trance!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/garyconway1.jpg)
Did someone say girl?
Who gets P4WND by KYGOTC as the JOKER!
(http://C:%5CDocuments%20and%20Settings%5Clarry%5CMy%20Documents%5CMy%20Pictures%5Cjoker.jpg)
awww man, picture didnt work. YOU WIN THIS ROUND, MUTANT FACE PASTE MAN!
RC, your artwork is fantastic!
It reminds me of the classic art in early MAD magazine.
And you're right: I don't know how anyone was able to get those cool full head masks. I did have several of those Aurora monster models with the glow-in-the-dark heads. I saw the Dracula one for sale at an antique bookstore recently for $300!!!
That Johnny-Come-Lately Teenage Frankenstein doesn't stand a chance against this (very) Old School reanimated corpse.
(http://www.cinefantastico.com/terroruniversal/imagen/ak00.jpg)
(http://www.northernstars.ca/actorspqr/Media/robey_louise_250.jpg)
Robey will find a way to take him out.
This here jaws of death and body of huuuuuuuuge snake will turn dear Robey into a long limp worm.........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/cod.jpg)
Giant Snakes...BAH!!!! KONG will kill a snake to save a pretty little thing anyday...
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5615/aurkongca0.jpg)
Don't go near the water or this guy will pull you under swoooooosshh...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Creature20From20The20Haunted20Sea-A.gif)
You do some good drawing RC. :smile:
Quote from: Poogie on March 13, 2007, 06:38:40 PM
You do some good drawing RC. :smile:
Awww...hyuk! War't nuttin ma'am(...shuffles feet,kicks pebbles,trips hisself,falls on ass...)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh......can you feel me patting your head? :wink: I haven't drawn in so long I probably forgot how. :bluesad: It will look like this...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thumbnailCAOII06M.jpg)
Quote from: Poogie on March 13, 2007, 06:38:40 PM
Don't go near the water or this guy will pull you under swoooooosshh...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Creature20From20The20Haunted20Sea-A.gif)
You do some good drawing RC. :smile:
hey whats that!
(http://goldprice.org/buying-gold/uploaded_images/how-to-buy-gold-coins-783066.jpg)
GOLD!
(while the creature is occupied by the gold this sucker creeps up behind him and eats the competition)
Haunted sea eh? how about han river!
BLARG!
(http://www.loveasianfilm.com/images/thehost_feature08.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/eegah/eegah6.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/eegah/eegah4.jpg)
The creature will be stopped in it's tracks with these two lovely faces.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arch Hall, Jr.?!?!
Hey, that's not fair...
:smile:
Ahhhh...but could they defeat these two faces?
(http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/327/mansteram2.gif)
Batman will take on your two-face. (Heh, get it?)
(http://www.new-dream.de/image/wallpaper/film/batman/batman-04.jpg)
Don't let this cute little girl fool you....she would have Batman begging for mercy.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Pfilm61532125446989.jpg)
Since we are using the younger troops,
try this secret weapon. This is a WMD. :twirl:
(http://www.litb.com/eddiesmal.jpg)
He won't be so fearcesome once he's burnt to a crisp:
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8831/firestarterwb9.th.jpg) (http://img53.imageshack.us/my.php?image=firestarterwb9.jpg)
When it comes to powerful kids, you can't beat Anthony Fremont:
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/agoodlife.jpg)
You play a good game boy, but the game is finished, now you die.
(http://www.phantasm.com/images/philmlargthumv.jpg)
I f these guys can beat Superman,Tallman is DOOMED!!!!
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/8158/kirby1zl1.gif)
I just noticed sum'thin...is this the longest running thread EVER on BAD MOVIES? I think Ulthar should get some kinda trophy or medal...or a cake at least!
Lot's a classic monsters in that pic, RC. I know of only one team with a track record for all (ok, most) of them:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/abbottcostello.gif)
(PS: Thanks about the comment :smile: )
But can the mighty A+C defeat a whole PLANET of BLOOD MONSTERS???
(http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/3544/horrorblood07ip7.jpg)
See if your blood monsters can stand against the mighty King Sphinx!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/kingsphinx.jpg)
I just noticed sum'thin...is this the longest running thread EVER on BAD MOVIES? I think Ulthar should get some kinda trophy or medal...or a cake at least!
As long as there are people who post on this site, this thread will probably go on forever, until the end of time itself. :tongueout: :buggedout: :hot:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/I43251-2005Jan27L.jpg)
He's no match for Christian and Tara.
I don't know why somebody didn't put a picture of the Power Rangers there, since they actually beat the King Sphynx :P
Judge Dredd can handle these two little pesky devils.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/judge_dredd_vs_aliens_incubus.jpg)
A JUDGE? HA!!! You cannot defy...the CRIMSON EXECUTIONER!!!
(http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/2341/untitledbx7.png)
Executioner?
(http://images.forbes.com/images/2003/08/11/jason.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jasonx_8.jpg)
Goodbye Jason Voorhees
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/davidbscott/home/jason2.jpg)
Your super evil boogieman cannot hurt us...
(http://img506.imageshack.us/img506/6827/aogpjsab3.jpg)
(hey,I don't invent these things...I just find em and post em...)
How dare you! This is a b-movie site! God has no place within these walls!
Some satanic torture for your 'righteous soldiers':
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/hellraiser_shot6l.jpg)
Jesus....Wept....
I'm here, and in case you haven't heard...............
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/bruce1x06x06x03.jpg)
it's not a good idea to make me angry.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/OhGod21.jpg)
Hey, a few posts back, was that the Frankenhooker or the Robochic or what?
(I haven't seen either of them.)
Realistically, there's nothing that beats George Burns as God. I mean... nothing. I think you killed the thread. :(
its the android chic from Jason X.
everyone keeps posting ludicrous counters. how the hell are you supposed to counter morgan freeman or george burns? sorry i couldnt' find any of the pictures of the aliens from dreamcatcher so im p**sed off. but if your going for the whole heaven and hell thing
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/rnrn_tray-small.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/godzilla-defense-force.jpg)
This guy showed up at my house and took me into custody for posting the pictures of Mr. Freeman and Mr. Burns.
We must now return to "B" movie monsters or he says he'll do something bad to me.
lol
I called Star Wars and they sent me this to set you free....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/starWarsCar.jpg)
Aw man. Not much can beat any star wars related anything, exept.....
(http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/MadStarWars.jpg)
Oh yeah? This is even MADder than MAD!!!!
(http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/9591/untitledgf0.png)
the Turkish STAR WARS!!! Yikes!
Star Wars Rip-Off? Well it's hard for anything else to beat Starcrash.
(http://www.devildead.com/visuels/fichesthumb/starcrash.jpg)
This guy will think of a way to defeat Starcrash
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/276/headoffamse0.jpg)
Here's a head eater for you......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/beast.jpg)
If that thing was in a podrace with Clegg Holdfast, Holdfast would 0wnz0r.
(http://starwars.wikia.com/images/5/57/Clegg_holdfast.jpg)
those two heads are goin down, and holdfast just died fast.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i174/vsumner1983/Basketcase-BelialBradley.gif)
A basket? "Lets have a picnic!"
(http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/4823/nancyparsons20blog20smacb8.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 20, 2007, 04:46:48 PM
A basket? "Lets have a picnic!"
(http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/4823/nancyparsons20blog20smacb8.jpg)
Wasn't she the one in "Porky's"? :smile:
MMMMM! Did somebody say "PICNIC"?!?
(http://www5b.biglobe.ne.jp/~madison/worst/black/pink/pink_3.jpg)
Yes...she's also in MOTEL HELL....check out Andrew's review in BAD MOVIES....a real great comedy/horror film!Oh, by the way,her nme is Nancy Parsons,and she was also in I NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN and ,STEEL MAGNOLIAS,among others. She died in 2001. :bluesad:
Quote from: Raffine on March 20, 2007, 05:22:11 PM
MMMMM! Did somebody say "PICNIC"?!?
(http://www5b.biglobe.ne.jp/~madison/worst/black/pink/pink_3.jpg)
Divine eating dog sh!t just about trumps eveything!!!....Ugh...I think...(urp....) ah,waita min..(BRRRUP....BAAARFFFF!!!!) Ah, thats better!
QuoteDivine eating dog sh!t just about trumps eveything!!!....
Oh, yeah?
(http://sex.t0.or.at/sexsite/pix/edith_massey_glamour.jpg)
:teddyr:
What ever your avatar is chewing has to be worse than dog poo-poo...
She's been chomping a long time... :bouncegiggle:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/index.gif)
Leave it to someone with a dry-humping Mae West as an avatar.....
AH!NO! MAKE IT GO AWAY! I...I...think my head is gonna blow up,somebody KILL IT!
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/27/still6vw7.jpg)
Dont worry. I got ya covered. BLAM!!
(http://dianto.org/blog/images/ash.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on March 20, 2007, 05:49:26 PM
QuoteDivine eating dog sh!t just about trumps eveything!!!....
Oh, yeah?
(http://sex.t0.or.at/sexsite/pix/edith_massey_glamour.jpg)
:teddyr:
Thanks...but I think it's too late...my...the horror...my...MY EYES!!!!AHHHHH!!!!
(http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/1632/untitledfr1.png)
Quote from: KYGOTC on March 20, 2007, 06:04:31 PM
Dont worry. I got ya covered. BLAM!!
(http://dianto.org/blog/images/ash.jpg)
G.I. JOE can melt your face and the other face on the floor too.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/blowtorch.jpg)
Oh god! Not Swivel-arm battle grip! Well, I bet nothing can burn or grip this baby to death, prepare FOR....THE BLOB! *dun dun dun*
(http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/blob.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jack_frost.jpg)
(http://www.thebestoil.com/thebestoil.com/products/antifreeze.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/burtgummer.jpg)
Antifreeze goes boom.
he's beat them individually but how about all at once?
(http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/wrmkllr/shrieker.gif)
(http://www.blockbuster.co.uk/bbimages/UK/glossy/April06/MovieMonsters/Graboid.jpg)
(http://www.scifi.com/tremors/images/monsters/assblaster.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/burtgummer.jpg)Yes, I believe he does.
But not this ...
(http://www.cmu.edu/PR/releases06/images/060419_gort_lg.jpg)
... or this!
(http://static.flickr.com/45/115707266_67c0b2f0fa.jpg)
I found these Fighting Tigers with missile launchers to help get rid of you.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/agni5.jpg)
Is that Warhammer 40K? Take out those space marines with some Necrons!
(http://www.grafstar.com/mawl/images/drews_necrons.jpg)
Puny whateverthehellyouare's! You cannot defeat TABOO! the...uh...turd monster?
(http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/6074/where20monsters20dwell2an7.jpg)
(dam! And a double feature was playing at the Bijou!)
Noooooooooo Problem......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/toilet_paper.jpg)
Only one person can handle that much paper!
(http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/7945/yomikoreadmanakathepapean6.jpg)
Well, only one really comes to mind.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gc_Battalion_Wars_wallpaper-1.jpg)
Brigadier Betty can take care of her.
HEY! MY PAPERS,MAN!!!
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1006/untitleddu6.png)
Look what happened to this guy, he was afraid some might escape out his ears........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Lifemjimg15.jpg)
This here mummy we'll make Brigadier Betty want her mommy....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Mummy-karloff-headshot.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/photo_08_hires.jpg)
The mummy killer
He may kick ass when it comes to mummies, but he has no experience in the field of......CHUCK-E-CHEESE ROBOTS!!!
(http://brian.sneakyfrog.com/denisecheese.JPG)
Mummies ,Robots...bah! Santos,the Blue Demon and freinds fear No monsters!
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7088/still31eg0.jpg)
This chick will get to the point with no questions asked.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/farah-1.jpg)
Yer girls arrow cannot penatrate my girls armor!
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6250/untitledux5.png)
Kirk Douglas will harpoon that lobster armor.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/20000_leagues_under_sea_poster_walt.jpg)
Stick this in yer dimple,Kirk ol' boy! The Anti-Christ!
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/766/holocaust202000bdo3.jpg)
Humanity will survive...
(http://shop.tcm.com/img/property/resized/131/00537797-474131_catl_500.jpg?k=3c0aa96d&pid=306783&s=catl&sn=tcm)
But not for long...
Maybe a little stake will end your day......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/untitled.jpg)
Real slayers use toothpicks.
(http://www.countrygeneral.com/catalog/images/122621.jpg)
Well.....if you want to be that way about it....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/ouch29.jpg)
Haha.. I am back.. finally.. and with my old buddy Gigantis the Fire monster, who will take care of your wooden facial appendiges of sorts.
(http://www.monsterlandtoys.com/video/Gigantis%20The%20Fire%20Monster.gif)
Not even a 'Fire Monster' like Godzil.., er, Gigantis can resist the deadly charms of these HOT babes:
(http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/posters/416-firemaidens.jpg)
Hydro-man should be able to cool her down.
(http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/4/49/Hydro_man_.JPG)
This guy doesn't seem to have any problem rubbin' out watery foes:
(http://www.superdickery.com/images/stupor/1835_4_1.jpg)
"ANTI-MAN" is the lamest name for a "MOSTROUS SEA HORROR" ever.
"TINMAN: teen-age hero" looks like he could regularly gets the crap beat out of him by the school band's clarinet section.
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/a/awefour.jpg)
I dunno if this is supposed to be threatening, but I've already played the "Theatre of Blood" pic.
Fatman, eh? This guy will whip him into shape:
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/988/simmonsrp44kstc1.jpg)
Richard Simmons swinging through the air? Two tons of arachnid should fix that:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/krull/krull7.jpg)
This arachnid with attitude could take on any wimpy white spider.
(http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/horrors_spiderisland.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Mermecolion1.jpg)
Eats spiders, big or small, white or odd looking.
Clint the Squint can take out TARANTULAs,spiders,ants,whatever....
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/2444/untitledqe4.png)
Do ya feel lucky,PUNK...well DO YA?
Even as a pup this Clint's ugly mug could stop that one dead in his tracks.
(http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tos-003-the-real-balok/320x240.jpg)
thats why God made plastic surgery.
(http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/images/mjackson.jpg)
Oh.......more goodies for the Praying Mantis' to nibble on.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/image_01.jpg)
Komodos love to eat Praying Mantises for a snack
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6375/komodofr6.jpg)
I'm ready for KvS, are you?
(http://www.moviemeter.nl/images/covers/18000/18118.jpg)
Quote from: quabrot on March 27, 2007, 01:13:08 PM
I'm ready for KvS, are you?
(http://www.moviemeter.nl/images/covers/18000/18118.jpg)
I can't see anything but a white rectangle with the words, "Movie Meter.nl" Is this the monster? :buggedout:
Komado vs. Snake,white boxes,...bah!!!!
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4126/untitledvz7.png)
My Queen will put a ring in your nose.....and suck your blood.
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Queen20of20Blood.jpg)
The daughter of a god can handle a vampire, I'd say.
Heck, the vampire would sense the transition to Don Bluth animation coming, and would flee, screaming!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/xanadu/xanadu2.jpg)
PS: That Michael Jackson picture was extremely uncool and uncalled for. (http://www.bagophily.com/images/barfsmiley.gif)
Casey Jones will chill her bonez.
I mean, really. Xanidu? c'mon now.
(http://www.ninjaturtles.com/cartoon/2003/screenshots/04/01.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on March 26, 2007, 09:17:12 PM
Even as a pup this Clint's ugly mug could stop that one dead in his tracks.
(http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tos-003-the-real-balok/320x240.jpg)
CRIPES! Boomhower is an ugly...ugly baby! What movie is that from...???? :question:
christ that is clint howard! and its from an episode of star trek
We're on Casey still... right? Or is it back to little Clint Howard? No matter. Take this vigllante and his friend.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/ArchiePunisher.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/deathlok7mg.jpg)
Deathlok the Demolisher takes out the Punisher
Dethlok is cool, but Darkhawk is better.
(http://www.newwarriors.com/images/profiles/darkhawkprofile.jpg)
Silverhawk is better looking
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/silverhawk009.jpg)
Superman is the man...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/superman.jpg)
yea, hes the man with the most OBVIOUS weakness EVER.
(http://www.cville.com/members/adam/images/statues/kryptonite.jpg)
Oh yeah? Well, my rocks can walk around,and kill people,and...and other stuff!
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1432/untitledkq5.png)
OOOOHHHHHH.. that sounds painful....Well...I can turn your rocks to powder.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/JackHammer.jpg)
Oh yeah...? Well, my plastic guy can whoop yer plastic guy!
(http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/152/si2tr4.jpg)
Ole pipe body can pulverise your plastic thingy (looks like the creature from the Black Lagoon).......nerny,nerny,neeerrrny.
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/troll1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/18554_w.jpg)
Don't this just beat all?
Does it really say "yeasty beasties" on there? I don't have my glasses on. *blinks*
I guess that it's a step out of movies for a moment, but I suppose the One Ring could take them on.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a3/BoredoftheRingsHarvardLampoon.PNG/367px-BoredoftheRingsHarvardLampoon.PNG)
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40612000/jpg/_40612767_peter_jackson_ap300.jpg)
Quote from: DENNIS on April 02, 2007, 08:21:18 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/18554_w.jpg)
Don't this just beat all?
Dennis-did you ever see the NIGHT of the LIVING BREAD short that came with the double tape NotLD VHS tape set some years back? Hilarious! :bouncegiggle:
I gots yer geeky fan boy right here:
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/7357/sauron2db5.jpg)
Just a little pinch will do it........PINCHIE,PINCHIE
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/XL_PINUP_1-722621.jpg)
Okay, that thing reminded me of a giant locust, and I know of one little lady that I'd call for a locust problem (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452640/):
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/xena11.jpg)
I know what can fight and kill a giant locust and Lucy Lawless at the same time :twirl:. My friend ... MECHAGODZILLA 2 ... Its controlled by a cyborg Japanese women with no emotions , aliens and a human Super Smart Mad Scientist! It also has more fire power then a small modern army. Cant go wrong with this ... excluding Godzilla and his buddy's at once ... what or who can kill MECHAGODZILLA 2 ?
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/742/mechagodzillakx4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/page2_blog_entry53_1.png)
Even though he's not a gun, the Iron Giant can handle the tin lizard.
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 03, 2007, 06:34:28 AM
Quote from: DENNIS on April 02, 2007, 08:21:18 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/18554_w.jpg)
Don't this just beat all?
Dennis-did you ever see the NIGHT of the LIVING BREAD short that came with the double tape NotLD VHS tape set some years back? Hilarious! :bouncegiggle:
RC, I was just looking for funny pictures and when I saw this image I had to save it, thought it was a joke even though it looked like a real movie poster. You mean there really is a feature called Night of the Living Bread, and I missed it, aw dang it all to someplace. :buggedout:
Quote from: DENNIS on April 03, 2007, 07:42:24 PM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/page2_blog_entry53_1.png)
Even though he's not a gun, the Iron Giant can handle the tin lizard.
Damn right he can!
Take you to the river...drop you in the water...
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4272/54113re2.jpg)
This here strange Werewolf will get you going on your way....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/dkn027.jpg)
(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6169/miketysonbiographypi8.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/punch.jpg)
Jackie will take out Mike and be funny while he does it
oooo, thats tough to beat.
If the SEVEN BROTHERS can beat Dracula..they can beat Jackie...
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6927/untitledrk8.png)
kickin ass with no arms and no legs
(http://www.iconsoffright.com/Grindhouse/Crippled_Masters_6.jpg)
Sorry this one is tooo easy ... this Japanese wrestler that does the gay gimick lol. but he does fight good. he can take your man. hoooooo! Japanese television is great. "Hard Gay" or aka Razor Ramen. http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZQmq5fjTG4o&mode=related&search= too funny. and no I myself am not gay its just funny stuff. lol :twirl:
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4817/hardgaymanwg8.jpg)
Here's a couple of tough gals who could teach that twink boy a thing or two:
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g231/Atoros/Female_Trouble_stort.jpg)(http://www.freakydoll.com/blog/wp-content/Femaletrouble.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on April 05, 2007, 09:04:35 AM
Here's a couple of tough gals who could teach that twink boy a thing or two:
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g231/Atoros/Female_Trouble_stort.jpg)(http://www.freakydoll.com/blog/wp-content/Femaletrouble.jpg)
That first lady i recognize. It was a movie that we had at my work for a while, and the only thing i remember about it was that it was NC 17.
They're both from the same movie, John Waters' FEMALE TROUBLE. Dawn Davenport (Divine) and Aunt Ida (Edith Massey) are bitter enemies; Ida throws acid in Dawn's face (everyone tells her she looks much better) and Dawn chops off Ida's hand and locks her in a bird cage. Dawn is eventually executed in the electric chair. Yeah, definitely NC-17.
You want some ass-kicking, look no further that him:
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/861/brucelee01axy2.jpg)
Im not even going to touch this one !!! Bruce Lee is my hero and a Legend. I really dont think anyone can beat Bruce Lee !!! no
one.
His obvious weakness.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/namenotmine/asianballs.gif)
I'm pretty sure these giant nutcrackers can do the job.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/nut3.jpg)
Quote from: Poogie on April 05, 2007, 04:00:49 PM
I'm pretty sure these giant nutcrackers can do the job.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/nut3.jpg)
which would be tamed by Tchaikovsky.
(http://www.onlineclassical.com/img/tchaikovsky.jpg)
Never mind Tchkovsky...here's the...
(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/7206/untitledoo9.png)
Those guys look sooooo wasted I could knock them over with this finger....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/POINTING20FINGER20200.jpg)
Eats that finger right off ... yummy!
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7207/xcsharkwz1.jpg)
yeh,awright...you may be able to tip over a couple of wasted punks...but can you handle...THIS?
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7181/2058011020ads0.jpg)
oops! My kung fu dude got posted a wee late to trump the finger...but an army of HUMANOIDS from the DEEP will overwhelm yer shark...
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4509/untitledhf5.png)
cool ... looks like my kind of movie ... l know its not but he looks like Biollante.
It's from Corman's 1980 Humanoids from the Deep! Great movie! :thumbup: ( I got the still from right here at BAD MOVIE's review section!)
Psh... Samus has delt with such beasts before.
(http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/samus_1.jpg)
Quote from: KYGOTC on April 05, 2007, 08:06:26 PM
Psh... Samus has delt with such beasts before.
(http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/samus_1.jpg)
but still puny compared to Megatron
(http://cs.georgefox.edu/~aliljen/transformers/images/megatron.gif)
Megatron is way too puny ... here is Devastator nothing can top this ! "Devastator must crush Megatron".
I love this game :) Picture War is fun good stuff.
(http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/4333/devastatorlg7.png)
up yours you robots in disguise!
(http://aliens.humlak.cz/aliens/Aliens_papirove_modely/wip/pics/robocop.jpg)
Robots need not be BIG to be AWSOME.
Behold, Z BOTS!
(http://www.aaa-multimedia.com/images/robot027.jpg)
(http://www.collectorsconnection.com/imagesd/31b655.jpg)
(http://www.collectorsconnection.com/imagesd/32a068.jpg)
Children can break anything, especially kids exposed to a cloud of radiation:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thechildren/thechildren6.jpg)
Consider those babies sat.
(http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/the_amityville_horror_05739.jpg)
This house will fix her....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/monster_house.jpg)
The house sucks and so does the poster!
(http://horror.mdv.se/1986%20-%20House%20(B)(DVD).jpg)
Madness will make a really bad song about it.
"A house....that would eats kids down the street. A house...."
(http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/madness/madness_7.jpg)
Okay....that's it...this will take care of all of you...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/untitled-1.jpg)
I believe the Street Sharks have been known to eat large quantities of metal.
(http://www.bknkids.com/images/propertyimages/street_sharks.jpg)
My little friend will toast your little guys, metal and all.... :bouncegiggle:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Bowser.jpg)
Vincent Price can think of a way to scare the hell out of him. then kill him :) maybe the Pit And The Pendulum in the Mushroom Kingdom?
"Never to suffer would never to have been blessed." ~ Edgar Allan Poe
(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/5972/vincentpriceqj1.jpg)
Sorry Vinnie....
(http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/5710/untitledfn3.png)
whos the bad guys? is that Vincent Price in the middle? ... dont think I seen that one.
Vincent Price is the one getting drowned in the vat of wine...and the bad guysare Basil Rathbone as Richard the III and Boris Karloff as the bald executioner in Rowalnd V. West's TOWER of LONDON...made shortly after both Rathbone and Karloff starred in SON of FRANKENSTIEN...by the same director,no less! I'm kinda an old movie freak...
ok then ... here is a Werewolf Im sure it can kill those two men.
(http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/9494/werewolfij6.jpg)
Frankenstien can deal with Werewolves...
(http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/6593/madmonste11743491461604hq8.jpg)
ok ... Resident Evil's Tyrant can deal with old Frankenstien. he's pretty fast too. look at those CLAWS! your going to need Dr.Frankenstien here to put his Monster back together again ... :twirl:
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1861/tresidenteviltyrantgd8.jpg)
Kakuzu could pretty easily, then release all 5 elements on both their axes!
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TkFVcF5otaY/Tc7iRuBRVDI/AAAAAAAAA_w/NS_EmXsQVfw/s1600/1024-by-768-554317-20090123204608.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/monster_world2.jpg)
Goodbye Kakuzu
Wait this one is easy the Audrey 2 can eat that bug monster ...
FEED ME !!!
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2738/audrey2el9.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/day-of-the-triffids-18.jpg)
Audrey is just more flamable alien plant life to this guy
Fire? haha ... Try to burn this ... The Lord of Darkness from Legend
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7513/lordofdarknessfromlegenkf8.jpg)
Quote from: venomx on April 07, 2007, 10:10:14 AM
Fire? haha ... Try to burn this ... The Lord of Darkness from Legend
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7513/lordofdarknessfromlegenkf8.jpg)
who would naturally be defeated by a man of God; like the preacher from Night of the Hunter ;)
(http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0347.jpg)
Time to break out these boys again! My preacher trumps yours, and just for good measure...
(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/1475/collinsfu0.jpg) (http://members.aol.com/bikorchid/ds123.jpg)
Phooey! Fankenstien's MONSTER from HELL!!! Can beat the sack out of both of you!
(http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/8002/untitledjh7.png)
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to resort to the old stand by.....
OINK.....OINK.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Hogzilla-1146703624t.jpg)
Quote from: Poogie on April 07, 2007, 05:57:25 PM
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to resort to the old stand by.....
OINK.....OINK.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Hogzilla-1146703624t.jpg)
he'll be blown away by the Big Bad Wolf.
(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rogers/wolf1.jpg)
SEE that blood? its pig and wolf blood ... yahhh ya yay ahh ... ~ Captain Spaulding ... best damm fried wolf and pig you ever had.
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4762/captainspauldingen9.jpg)
Killing clown vs. KILLER KLOWN !
(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/976/untitledci8.png)
lol I seen that coming ... I love that movie.
but I know what can kill it. 300 of these.
(http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/7750/300oz1.png)
Quote from: venomx on April 08, 2007, 11:16:47 AM
lol I seen that coming ... I love that movie.
but I know what can kill it. 300 of these.
(http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/7750/300oz1.png)
but they cannot kill what is already dead. An Army of Zombies would defeat that army of spartans
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/technology_enl_1158915771/img/1.jpg)
Now would be the time to pimp out my old "crossover you'd like to see" topic. Those zombies picked the wrong mall to mess with
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/chopmall/chopmall3.jpg)
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/70/135270.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Axlon-VincentCompare.jpg)
Death Machine, killed by Vincent the robot from The Black Hole.
Vincent , killed by ... THE TERMINATOR! ...
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7223/terminatorrg9.jpg)
Murphy'd find a way to take him out.
(http://www.hollywoodlostandfound.net/pictures/posters/robocop.jpg)
Quote from: JaseSF on April 09, 2007, 06:30:30 PM
Murphy'd find a way to take him out.
(http://www.hollywoodlostandfound.net/pictures/posters/robocop.jpg)
but would die when he eats the stuff
(http://movies.lunchofchampions.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/stuff.jpg)
(http://www.nndb.com/people/271/000024199/moriarty4-sized.jpg)
Soon, your perfectly normal man will be thrust in to a terrifying adventure. This was the weekend he decided not to go golfing...
(http://www.cinemovies.fr/images/data/films/Pfilm1084822687033.jpg)
TRY to take this AT AT down ...
(http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/676/atatjd8.jpg)
Luke did easy.
(http://www.swg1.net/encyclo/images/luke_skywalker.jpg)
Well,every one knows Mark Hamill leads a double life as the JOKER,so who better to take him down then the Dynamic Duo-
(http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3499/untitledpv2.png)
WHOOOOOA!!!! uh...gee...mebbe later,huh guys....I'll just find the door myself...(ewwww....) :buggedout:
Undertaker in his prime 90,95 kicks the batcrap out of Batman and Robin. RESSSSST IN PEACEEEEEE !
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/6545/15ne8.jpg)
i'll see your undertaker, and raise you a nacho (god knows we need some cheese)
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t134/littlepiddle/Nacho_Libre.jpg)
The Golden Bat will break you...
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3409/goldenbat3qm4.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Hulk_Hogan3.jpg/398px-Hulk_Hogan3.jpg)
What are you going to do when the Hulk beats you?
(http://www.yamoslair.com/pics/mrt.jpg)
And Mr. T will "Pity The Fool" who beats Hogan!
http://www.mrtvseverything.com/sounds/ba_ipitythefool.wav <-------- Take A Listen
UltimateWarrior sure can !!! "flowing through the veins of the Warriorrrrrrr" ... see Hogan's belt?
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4785/ultimatewarriortw8.jpg)
An army of Goombas with de-evolution guns will finish turning that wrestler into a howler monkey.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/supermario/supermario6.jpg)
Quote from: venomx on April 10, 2007, 09:30:23 PM
UltimateWarrior sure can !!! "flowing through the veins of the Warriorrrrrrr" ... see Hogan's belt?
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4785/ultimatewarriortw8.jpg)
What ever happen to the Ultimate Warrior??????
(http://www.impawards.com/1993/posters/super_mario_bros.jpg)
TO ... JPickettIII if you can get your hands on this dvd get its funny stuff and tells what happened to him.The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior :thumbup:
Quote from: Joe on April 11, 2007, 04:32:38 AM
(http://www.impawards.com/1993/posters/super_mario_bros.jpg)
What is this???????????
Quote from: venomx on April 11, 2007, 09:03:32 AM
TO ... JPickettIII if you can get your hands on this dvd get its funny stuff and tells what happened to him.The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior :thumbup:
I read up on the DVD. I will have to rent it and buy it. It looks to good to pass up.
Thanks,
John
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mgtt_mario_luigi.jpg)
Mario and Luigi will finish the Goombas and still have time to get in 18 holes
I do not believe that they have met this turtle before:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gameragotu/gameragotu7.jpg)
Has Gamera met Edmund O'Brien, Robert Stack, and Rock Hudson?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ThreeP47s.jpg)
(http://www.bigrat.co.uk/images/music/tbagcc.jpg)
Thunderbirds go...DOWN!
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4504/lobstermanfm02pmt2.jpg)
Rodan is bigger
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pmag-rodan.jpg)
THE biggest here so far ... Unicron ! this was one of my secret weapons for this game.
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/498/unicrondo8.jpg)
Can he handle a whole PLANET of "dam dirty apes"!?!?
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3228/fm80wb9.jpg)
What can kill a PLANET of Apes ... hmm? I know the DEATHSTAR !
(http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/9343/deathstarcj2.jpg)
Duh.
(http://people.cornell.edu/pages/eyh5/PageRef/starwars/x-wing.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 11, 2007, 10:07:48 PM
Thunderbirds go...DOWN!
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4504/lobstermanfm02pmt2.jpg)
Great gobbledy gook!
What the heck is THAT?!?
THE GIANT CLAW's mentally deranged cousin?
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 11, 2007, 11:00:00 PM
Can he handle a whole PLANET of "dam dirty apes"!?!?
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3228/fm80wb9.jpg)
Heh!
I remember that one: FJA skipped
Famous Monsters issues 70-79 so they could get to the super spectacular issue number 100 quicker.
(http://www.swanshadow.com/images/FamousMonsters100.jpg)
Dare I say it? "BEST ISSUE EVER!!!"
Whats the last pic? the Xwing or Famous Monsters issue 100? :smile:
I think it was the X wing! As for FM ish's 70-79....yer right! But Forry explained in a later ish that he was counting the io issues of MONSTER WORLD as 70-79! I got ish #100 in my collection too! :thumbup:
As for the flying thing...it was the LOBSTERMAN from MARS,I believe...from an amuter movie...kinda like the Forgotton Skeleton of Cadaveras...
For the 777th post on the picture war...
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/28/boydjw7.png)
This mug easily trumps Frankenstein's!
OK...you nailed Frankenstien...and I'll nail the X wing fighter...you can't shoot what you can't see...
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/2637/untitled42sf7.png)
This is when a reverse inviso-ray would come in handy.
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1971/snakesonaplane800x600on4.jpg)
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1812/ssssslu3.jpg)
"Go to your rooms, you little basterds!"
cool ... is that Sssssss? I remember that from the early 80's.
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/3465/kurtrussellassnakewd1.jpg)
Kurt Russell as Snake can beat your snake :)
Quote from: venomx on April 13, 2007, 09:09:35 PM
cool ... is that Sssssss? I remember that from the early 80's.
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/3465/kurtrussellassnakewd1.jpg)
Kurt Russell as Snake can beat your snake :)
that wasnt hard. "Sssssss" Sucks. And where did you find a picture of K.R. as Snake?
Hey...I Liked Ssss....! Of course I like peanut butter and balony sandwhiches. With jalepeno slices.
Quotewhere did you find a picture of K.R. as Snake?
http://www.altavista.com/image/results?itag=ody&q=%22Kurt+Russell%22+%22Snake%22&mik=photo&mik=graphic&mip=all&mis=all&miwxh=all :smile: take a look theres more. or put "SNAKE PLISSKIN" that works too...
Quote from: venomx on April 13, 2007, 09:09:35 PM
cool ... is that Sssssss? I remember that from the early 80's.
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/3465/kurtrussellassnakewd1.jpg)
Kurt Russell as Snake can beat your snake :)
Snake would be no match for Lobo
(http://www.hillcity-comics.com/toys/lobo_statue.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 14, 2007, 05:43:21 AM
Hey...I Liked Ssss....! Of course I like peanut butter and balony sandwhiches. With jalepeno slices.
RC, Sssss is one of "B" movies I took Poogie to see, we both liked it, thought it was kind of interesting.
Peanut butter and bolony sandwhich with jalepeno slices sounds interesting, I'm gonna try that, after all Menard's idea of cheese on waffles was pretty good, this one may be good too.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/48940TYbx_w.jpg)
Hercules can take out Lobo and not even raise a sweat.
My hercules can beat up your hercules
(http://www.moviemaker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/hercules-in-new-york.jpg)
Quote from: Susan on April 14, 2007, 08:03:19 PM
My hercules can beat up your hercules
(http://www.moviemaker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/hercules-in-new-york.jpg)
no match for Conan the Barbarian
(http://www.daviddylanthomas.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheese/10102058A_Arnold_Schwarzenegger_Conan_the_Barbarian_Posters.jpg)
Conan ... hmm well I cant attack this one , I like Conan movies. :smile: CROMMMMM!
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/cd/200px-Beetleborgs.jpg)
Big Bad BEETLEBORGS! Muscle men dont stand a CHANCE.
Conan is no match for Lord Darkness
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/Darkness2.jpg)
(http://members.toast.net/joerger/pic3/gorilla.jpg)
The most overused character in the war goes against the most underused
You know SirKillalot can eat that right ... :smile:
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7945/sirkillalotff9.png)
But can you eat this...?
(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/2895/oscar20mayer20wienerwz8.jpg)
(http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/icons/devoured.gif)
Take that Oscarmobile down Quicksilver Highway
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on April 15, 2007, 03:23:54 PM
(http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/icons/devoured.gif)
Take that Oscarmobile down Quicksilver Highway
a hammer smashes fake teeth
(http://www.wpclipart.com/tools/hammer/hammer_1.png)
I dont see a hammer ... :lookingup: so does this mean Mr. Briggs Inc.'s fake teeth is last?
Quote from: venomx on April 15, 2007, 10:47:49 PM
I dont see a hammer ... :lookingup: so does this mean Mr. Briggs Inc.'s fake teeth is last?
yeah thats weird. Well, here is another hammer
(http://www.arcadeshopper.com/mame/images/hammer.jpg)
An army of Fascist goosestepping hammers...
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/1871/untitledpo3.png)
The TRUE hammer shall TRIUMPH.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/mc_hammer.jpg)
Quote from: KYGOTC on April 16, 2007, 03:45:40 PM
The TRUE hammer shall TRIUMPH.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/mc_hammer.jpg)
that hammer needs to be put on ice. Vanilla Ice!
(http://projectebola.typepad.com/photos/celeb_pictures/ice.jpg)
Quote from: rebel_1812 on April 16, 2007, 04:31:52 PM
(http://projectebola.typepad.com/photos/celeb_pictures/ice.jpg)
Damn, i wish i had those pants.
QuoteDamn, i wish i had those pants.
You'd want to sent 'em through the washing machine a few times before wearing them, I'd think, to get out all the Vanilla Ice stains.
I always wanted his jacket ...on the back it says down by law ... :twirl: I dont know any better Im wierd. lol
" I AM the GOD of HELLFIRE and I bring you : FIRE!!!!! :hot:
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/631/untitleddv5.png)
( uh...fire melts ice...!)
Sorry RCMerchant ... goodnight Firegod here is Spawn ! he looks mad too ...
(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/1322/spawncx2.jpg)
Quote from: venomx on April 17, 2007, 12:15:03 AM
Sorry RCMerchant ... goodnight Firegod here is Spawn ! he looks mad too ...
(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/1322/spawncx2.jpg)
go get him Jesus!
(http://www.thehornyrabbit.com/blog/content/binary/jesus%20never%20calls.gif)
Hey Jesus, the power of Satan compels you! Bwa-ha-haaaaaa!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/untitled-2.jpg)
(I'm probably going to hell for that, arent I?)
Mike matress and Dean Crept will take on the Devil! They might not WIN, but at least theyve got the balls!
(http://www.aaapop.com/images/covers/Other/g-mendvd.jpg)
G men from Hell...cnott defeat...
(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/5017/0b480c981b7a9fec025c9a9ht5.jpg)
(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/5931/a91459397abba1ae1e5c0c5we9.jpg)
(more shamless self exploitation...sorry...)
Its ok, RCM. I f i had a scanner, id be doing the same thing with my stuff.
G men from Hell ? or G men for dinner ... OK PITBULL from hell ... dont take his bone away :buggedout: look how beautiful that face is , I love pitbulls.
When I was 17 I had a Pitbull German Shepherd mix ... wow he was MAD but a very beautiful dog ... if I can find a old picture of him I will scan it in ...
(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1518/setrs9.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/devil_dog01.jpg)
I'll see your Pit Bull and raise you one Devil Dog, Hound of Hell
A Devil Dog for me to poop on ~ Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6608/triumphtheinsultcomicdoan9.jpg)
cats are better then dogs and thundercats are even better then that.
(http://decepticon-matrix.com/thundercats_sourcebook_p2-3.jpg)
I think Pumpkinhead can take them all out ... I did like the thundercats back in the day ...
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4900/pumpkinheadpn3.jpg)
My army of ghost warriors will make pumpkin pie out of you...
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Ghost_Movie_09.jpg)
EAT FLAMES GHOSTS!!!!!
(http://www.greatdreams.com/war/sherman_flamethrower.jpg)
no problem for the tank killer
(http://www.exotica.org.uk/gallery/games/images/a/A10TankKiller.jpg)
We've been here before...... (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,112594.msg132448.html#msg132448)
if your saying this has already been done sorry, I didn't have the time to read 55 pages of posts.
Quote from: flackbait on April 18, 2007, 10:07:05 PM
if your saying this has already been done sorry, I didn't have the time to read 55 pages of posts.
Hehe, it's okay. The only reason I remembered is because I posted the A-10. :smile:
Really, though, you should go back and read the whole 'war' ... some of the entries are really, really funny.
Now, to beat the A-10, we might try:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/poster_spies_like_us.jpg)
Oh thats easy 007 can take them out ... BOND ... James BOND
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4508/dn10823jamesbondka5.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/spy20vs20spy.jpg)
Weeeeeeeeng Weeeeeeeeeeeeng!
(http://static.flickr.com/112/262542942_897c184d47.jpg?v=0)
This will fix the little ladie....hold your nose...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/110173.jpg)
Mary Shaw scares the instapoop out of you ! :twirl:
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/9325/maryshawnv1.jpg)
Ventriloquist out of control? We need
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/pupmaster/pupmaster8.jpg)
A nuke strapped to a bassalope will take care of him
[img][http://silverrockets.com/Secret.jpg/img]
opps let me try that again
(http://silverrockets.com/Secret.jpg)
Hmmm, who can handle a dog with fake antlers strapped to his head?
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/grinch.jpg)
Puppet Boris vs. cartoon Boris...!
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2226/untitledtx4.png)
that's child's play
(http://www.kollectablekaos.com.au/images/14in-Bride-of-chucky.jpg)
Fluffy from Creepshow The Crate ... Goodnight Chucky :twirl:
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1207/fluffyfromcreepshowthecgh9.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/stephenkingcreepshowstill.jpg)
Same show, different guy.
I beleive he did himself away with one of these.
(http://www.sff.net/people/sanders/shotgun.jpg)
Hehhh why not? the Nintendo Zapper click click
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7228/nintendozapperxd1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/sam_fisher.jpg)
Here's a Nintendo zapper
Sam Fisher? ok I know who can kill him ... Solid Snake the Splinter Cell zapper :)
(http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9922/solidsnakerp6.jpg)
(http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/object/040/040236/ff_halo_object_468.jpg)
Blast from the past Baby!
(http://www.driverzone.cz/tapetygamesy/Duke_Nukem_004.jpg)
Quote from: flackbait on April 20, 2007, 04:51:11 PM
Blast from the past Baby!
(http://www.driverzone.cz/tapetygamesy/Duke_Nukem_004.jpg)
I loved Duke Nukem back in the day. Too bad Duke Nukem Forever is still in production (ten years and counting).
Funny thing is I have never actually played Duke Nukem.
But I know he kicks ass.
Riddick cuts Duke Nukem's guts right out ...
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7811/riddickgf7.jpg)
All these video games need to be taken down a peg by an actual movie pic in the Bad MOVIES Picture War.
Behold, I give you the Bishop of Battle:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Bishopofbattle.jpg)
Fair ... your right but I did take it down a peg with Riddick he is in 2 movies :smile:
also ... goodnight Bishop of Battle Behold, here is TRON or is that Jeff Bridges. lol
(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9637/tronlarge02vs3.jpg)
he was just a program, Hal is a full computer.
(http://ifaq.wap.org/posters/hal1.gif)
Oh man, I LOVE HAL, but....
I know this one's been used before, but I think #20 can take out HAL:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/darkstar/darkstar5-ic.jpg)
(http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2365/robotsrocketswk5.jpg) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/war-of-the-worlds-20050722055101768.jpg)
One big machine against all your little ones.
Didn't the common cold kill the Martians in WAR of the WORLDS...? Enter...MR.FREEZE (old school) aka Eli Wallach!
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/152/freezeam0.jpg)
Killer rabbit
Run away!! Run away!!
(http://members.thegeekgroup.org/~slurpy/Killer_rabbit.jpg)
the original vampire bunny, Bunnicula
(http://images.contentreserve.com/ImageType-100/1069-1/%7BB7E4C980-168E-4984-A285-956B7919A540%7DImg100.jpg)
Can it stand the nights who say ni?
(http://luminescencias.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Arthur-and-Bedevere-and-the-Knights-of-Ni-715052.jpg)
This little guy has a cudgel and a limit range. He will change their speech from "Ni!" to "My knees!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/leprechaun/leprechaun6.jpg)
(http://ldopa.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/four%20leaf%20clover2.jpg)
everyone knows a four leaf clover defeats the leprechaun.
Agent orange should take out a four leaf clover
(http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/asstd/spray-orange.jpg)
Yeah well...a man who exists in the 4th Dimension would not have to worry about poison gas....
(http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/5568/untitledbu9.png)
QuoteYeah well...a man who exists in the 4th Dimension would not have to worry about poison gas....
But does he have to worry about cancer?
Agent Orange was a defoliant used in Vietnam, while it might me be poisenous as a gas it is much more carcinogenic.
In fact some veterens sued the gov. for using this stuff if I remember right because they had gotten cancer from it.
either way you still beat me and agent orange is toxic.
Well I hate to use this so soon. But I know everyone will pull all the stops out soon or later. This was one of my big guns that I know cant be beat so easy ... Medusa from Clash of the Titans . Goodnight 4D man. My main pic that Im saving for this war will be so bad so big I really dont know how it can be beat. But till then ...
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6886/medusafromclashofthetitap3.jpg)
If I remember my greek mythology right it was her own image that did medusa in so...
(http://www.burchardgalleries.com/auctions/2003/oct1903/l011b_1.jpg)
Very good ... I didnt think that was gonna happen. :thumbup: Perseus cut her head off in greek mythology. You still beat me.
Thanks, I guess that mythology class paid off after all.
(http://www.tfarchive.com/cartoons/generationone/profiles/Grimlock.jpg)
when Grimlock gets angry Grimlock smashes things (including mirrors). He is also not intelligent enough to know about 7 years bad luck.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/abaddon.jpg)
Goodbye tiny mechanical creature.
Monster X from Godzilla : Final Wars can take out that small monster really easy ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXOZXp939dE for anyone that wants to see his power!
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2307/monsterxwk7.jpg)
Should be no problem for the indestuctable captain scarlet
(http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/scarlet4.jpg)
everything has got to die something. Say hello to the Grim Reaper!
(http://www.flackstudio.com/Images/Digital/Grim-Reaper-web.jpg)
The only guys in the entire universe who have been able to tame the reaper:
(http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/billandted2.jpg)
(http://aptient.com/images/billted.jpg)
Very smart move :thumbup:
But JeanClaudeVanDamme in his prime takes out Bill and Ted with a roundhouse to there faces. Beahehhhhhhh!
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/479/jeanclaudevandammeib7.jpg)
Everybody knows that the only thing that can stop Van Damme is:
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/bloodsport/bloodsport7.jpg)
Himself. (How many times has that happened now?)
QuoteEverybody knows that the only thing that can stop Van Damme is:Himself.
Or a 30's era mobster duel wielding thompsons
(http://wiki.arch.ethz.ch/asterix/pub/Main/BaManuelBurkhardt/Gangster.jpg)
...who is no match for Ming the Merciless
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/FlashGordon_10.jpg)
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/tingler/tingler_shot3l.jpg)
who has a slight spinal problem...
Did someone say ... spinal problem? here is BANE. Just look at that nasty backbreaker!
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7140/batman497pr5.png)
hercules is stronger.
(http://www.geocities.com/jjnevins/hercules.jpg)
But hercules is no match for a woman
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/woman.jpg)
Who is no match for:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/cololossalbeast.gif)
Sorry half skull face big man thing. I used Unicron and Devastator already so ... Here is Metroplex. Goodnight and Goodfight.
(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7011/metroplexrp3.jpg)
Karate teacher Jesus could have his ultimate pupil destroy Metroplex.
...and take home the All-Valley Tournament trophy.
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3688/camnyretla4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
:thumbup:
due to his strict religious upbringing I'm sure that pupil will be in bed before sun down, leaving him vunerable for The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight
(http://www.geocities.com/crimemonkey/embwbam/media/bomber7.jpg)
Bombs are useless against.......
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4d/IOT4.jpg/800px-IOT4.jpg)
Who will gladly relieve him of his skeleton.
A Giant Sushi looking thing? Ok well Data got rid of something like that in The Goonies ... Uncut ver.
So everyone can understand what Im talking about go here ... Goonies Octopus Deleted Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35AUFYzvUXI
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4945/goonieskr9.jpg)
And they still have time to find One Eyed Willy's treasure :)
It's one of the Silicates from Island of Terror, which suck out your bones, and are damn-near impossible to kill. Very nasty little critters.
(http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/island_of_terror-dr_landers-2.jpg) (http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/island_of_terror-dr_landers-3.jpg) (http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/island_of_terror-dr_landers-4.jpg)
They even have the magical ability to do it through clothing! (Note the pants leg.)
But, I concede that good ol' Data would find a way to kill them.
This critter ain't got no bones...and it eats everything...
(http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/6237/untitledzc9.png)
I think I may have seen Mr Freeze done before. If not he is the perfect choice to freeze the blob.
(http://members.aol.com/whoclix/freeze.gif)
She has a smile that could thaw out an Ice Age:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cavegirl/cavegirl7.jpg)
Bullseye is immune to her charms!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/DD5.jpg)
I know it's overkill, but I couldn't resist.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Marvel-character-composit.jpg)
If you are thinking of making the next picture the D.C. crew to beat the Marvel gang, well, lets just say It's not an Infinate Crisis, Its a Secret War.
Darth Vader's pimped-out ride can handle these super-heroic scum!
(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/2/20/SW_Executor_01.jpg)
(Okay not really, but for the purposes of this thread, let's pretend.)
Quote from: KYGOTC on April 25, 2007, 10:16:30 AM
If you are thinking of making the next picture the D.C. crew to beat the Marvel gang, well, lets just say It's not an Infinate Crisis, Its a Secret War.
Actually I intended to put in just Daredevil, then I thought of Daredevil and Electra, entered them on image search and found that picture, liked it so much it's now our desktop backround, like I said, I couldn't resist the urge to share with you guys.
And as for Darth and his pimped out ride:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/borgcube0uy.jpg)
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.
Galactus takes over The Borg. I think he is the same size as Unicron.
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9969/galactusae3.jpg)
He was defeated by the fantastic four.
(http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/ff/Fantastic_Four.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dayoftriffidsdvd.jpg)
To - rebel_1812. wow ... fantastic four defeated Galactus? how did they do it?
To - the Triffids ... Goodnight here is Gigantis The Fire Monster.
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8074/gigantisthefiremonstergj0.jpg)
Quote from: venomx on April 26, 2007, 11:17:51 AM
To - rebel_1812. wow ... fantastic four defeated Galactus? how did they do it?
by threatening to use a doomsday device that was capable of destroying even Galactus, the ultimate nullifer.
(http://marvelite.prohosting.com/surfer/profiles/graphics/ultimatenul.gif)
I'm sure they'll absorb this storyline in the Fantastic Four movies.
That's impressive, but try using a doomsday device against DEATH INCARNATE!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/inferno13.jpg)
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/1149/untitled22vq8.png)
even if he can't die, we would still be torn apart near a black hole.
(http://www.biblelife.org/bigbang-blackhole.gif)
(http://www.jeffbots.com/vincent.jpg)
This spunky little 'bot can take on the nastiest black hole, even while dealing with a deranged Anthony Perkins!
Godzilla absorbed a blackhole once. Then steps on that robot from blackhole the move :)
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5779/godzillamf6.png)
(http://www.giantmonstermovies.com/images/destoroyah-m.jpg)
Destoroyah has beaten Godzilla in the past too.
True ... I know MechaGodzilla X aka Kiryu can beat Godzilla too. So Im sure MechaGodzilla X can KILL Destoroyah. Godzilla lost to Destoroyah because of lack of oxygen. No oxygen here. Just pure power and speed. The only reason MechaGodzilla X lost in the movie to Godzilla is because he got a virus he believed he was Godzilla so didnt want to fight himself. MechaGodzilla X is awesome.
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4053/untitledgj5.png)
Your puny lazers cant even touch an ancient sumerian diety:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/ghostbusters/ghostbusters22.jpg)
Puny lazers? Did you see Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. ? Its a good movie. Anyway goodnight here are the Ghostbusters to save the night.
Crossing the proton streams "would be bad," WOW did you see the new xbox360 ver of Ghostbusters? looks damm good.
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3285/ghostbustersdn3.png)
I know how to stop these guys.
I will just put some White Out on their contracts, then there will be no Ghost Busters I, II or whatever!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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(http://omximages.officemax.com/images/kreb_large/20216650.GIF)
Quote from: Fausto on April 26, 2007, 07:11:33 PM
That's impressive, but try using a doomsday device against DEATH INCARNATE!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/inferno13.jpg)
What movie is his from???
John
Quote from: JPickettIII on April 27, 2007, 04:06:10 PM
Quote from: Fausto on April 26, 2007, 07:11:33 PM
That's impressive, but try using a doomsday device against DEATH INCARNATE!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/inferno13.jpg)
What movie is his from???
John
This is from Inferno (1980), one of my favorite Argento movies.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080923/
If I remember correctly, this Grim Reaper (not quite as impressive when you see it in the film) was director Mario Bava's last contribution to the film world; apparently the real Grim Reaper didnt like how he was portrayed, as Bava died soon after.
Quote from: DENNIS on April 23, 2007, 08:18:38 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/abaddon.jpg)
Goodbye tiny mechanical creature.
Ain't that from Torchwood?
Could be, I just found the picture, it's called Abaddon.
Quote from: venomx on April 27, 2007, 03:16:16 PM
Crossing the proton streams "would be bad," WOW did you see the new xbox360 ver of Ghostbusters? looks damm good.
My brother has an xbox360....I will have to check that out.
I.....
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GHOSTBUSTERS!
Fausto - you GOT to see this ... Its Ghostbusters Xbox 360 gameplay ... and thats just a small demo ... WOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inTzGSvyQzE
Since Ghostbusters is under the Sony umbrella, that game isn't going to happen. Though they(Zootfly) are going to use that prototype and engine(UE3) for something similar.
so what is the current monster?
I think a bottle of White Out. lol? your right Rebel 1812 lets get this going again ...
here is Guiron. Chops a bottle of White Out in half and the factory its made from too ... easy.
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5693/guironka3.jpg)
Can it destroy the Giant Daimajin?
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2527/untitledsr5.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/curse-of-the-demon.jpg)
Just as big and a lot meaner.
That poor monster I hate to do this to him ... but he rents Super Mario Bros. the movie and then later kills himself :(
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/592/supermariobrosmovievn6.jpg)
The best game of all time - The worst movie of all time. Hows that work? Wait is that King Koopa? nope its just Dennis Hopper.
Hey I remember that police car with a bulldozer part from the game and those rocket boots too. wait no I dont.
And nice Yoshi looks so cute and fun ... NO ... he looks like he can rip your god dam arm right off! ...
And the Goombas cool they look just like the way they do in the game too. yeah right no way. Why!?
but mario bros are no match for "he who walks behind the rows"
(http://www.londonexpo.com/~chillerfest/images/corn.gif)
(http://gocorn.net/v2006/Images/headerdraw.jpg)
Take that, Corn Guy!
Knight Rider , KITT can think of a way to take that thing out.
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/67/knightridermy2.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bykGaVXx3Ck&mode=related&search= intro
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/firebirds2.jpg)
Nicholas Gage and Tommy Lee Jones trump a talking car and a washed up lifeguard.
QuoteNicholas Gage and Tommy Lee Jones trump a talking car and a washed up lifeguard.
True, but they can't top a battery of SAM rockets
(http://www.canit.se/~griffon/aviation/text/missiles/humrdy.jpg)
too bad it can't target something as small as mighty mouse.
(http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/Mighty_mouse_small.jpg)
And Mighty Mouse is a huge clumsy beast compared to this guy:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/atom_ant.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/465152_sk_md.jpg)
Raid spray can not kill the BUGS from Starship Troopers.
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5574/bugsstarshiptrooperseu0.jpg)
orpheus could charm them with his music
(http://www.indiana.edu/~frithome/news/images/orpheus.jpg)
Ha, Orpheus is no match for the blackhole of fashion and taste that is Louis Tully.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/higuy3.jpg)
BURN BABY, BURN!!
(http://www.ww2incolor.com/gallery/albums/germans/german_flamethrower_in_use_23_03_05.sized.jpg)
Quoteorpheus could charm them with his music
I must say that lion doesn't look too impressed...
Quote from: Raffine on April 30, 2007, 03:47:29 PM
Quoteorpheus could charm them with his music
I must say that lion doesn't look too impressed...
i couldn't find a pic where he charmed cerebus. But if you can charm the original dog out of hell I think a lion should be easy.
Quote from: flackbait on April 30, 2007, 03:21:12 PM
BURN BABY, BURN!!
GO JOE(http://www.tomsimpson.org/images/gijoe.jpg)
Im sorry but Cobra Commander had way more cool weapons ... Why are the bad guys always so cool? And have better toys.
(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5607/cobracommanderrb3.gif)
Quote from: venomx on April 30, 2007, 05:33:53 PM
Why are the bad guys always so cool? And have better toys?
Ive noticed that too.
Yeah I know look at Cobra Commander then look at Duke. When I was young I didnt notice it - Just like the evil Decepticons.
If I recall the mongoose is the cobra's natural enemy. So Rikki-Tikki-Tavi should suffice.
(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/mongoose.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/the_incredibles_001.jpg)
MR. Incredible can curb the mongoose
A Rikki-Tikki-Tavi reference?
KARMA! :thumbup:
Quote from: venomx on April 30, 2007, 07:27:30 PM
Yeah I know look at Cobra Commander then look at Duke. When I was young I didnt notice it - Just like the evil Decepticons.
I always liked Optimus more.
he isn't incredible enough for the wraith of Apocclypse
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/xwrs1/apocalypse2.jpg)
Good point rebel - Optimus was a cool goodguy. and your Apocclypse is incredible! Im not gona even try to touch this one. I know what Apocclypse is all about. this one is gona be hard people. I had a pic of him just waiting for this game too ... damm. oh wait.
edit - your gona love this one I know ... DOOMSDAY vs Apocclypse ... cool
(http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8505/250pxdoomsdayrh5.jpg)
with the powers of medusa.....
(http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/photos/uncategorized/ctop_workout2.jpg)
so is this carrot top, or medusa(again)? I'll assume carrot top, who'd better watch out for a killer tomato.
(http://cec.wustl.edu/~naw1/nh/hallucinations/killer-tomato.png)
A Killer Tomato? ... ok well its PIZZA TIME! here are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1166/teenagemutantninjaturtlhk2.jpg)
Backed by his moderately competent henchmen (compared to, say, Bebop and Rocksteady anyway), Taurus Bulba's gonna make himself some turtle soup!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Darkwing%20Duck/BULBA4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/bb5.jpg)
It's funny how the picture war has essentially turned into a "my guy can kick your guys ass" game.
Well if that's the case, nobody kicks ass like Quint!
(http://www.mcmahonadu.com/quint/jaws10_227x300.jpg)
"my guy can kick your guys ass" Lou Ferrigno Hulk
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8552/louferrignohulkby8.jpg)
Hulk mad and want to smash Quint and Jaws too.
Nothing beats stream-of-consciousness machismo!
(http://www.grendelfly.com/images/portfolio/art-08.jpg)
And so: This Giant Guy can beat... any, uh, Incredi...
Oh God, please tell me he's wearing tights under that leafy tunic!
Machismo? Razor Ramon (Scott Hall) From WWE.
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/9058/razorramonscotthallay4.jpg)
Quote from: Andrew on January 19, 2007, 11:38:37 AM
I cannot remember what Spawn's nemisis was called, but remember that it would take the form of a fat clown.
Andrew, you are thinking of The Violator.
Your right its Violator. He has two Images.
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7609/clownviolatords2.jpg)(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/863/violatorqg5.jpg)
Violator aka The Clown
the worse clown out there, Pennywise
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/megasaurusmax/pennywise.jpg)
Even Pennywise's demonic arteries will be clogged beyond all hope after a few weeks with this clown:
(http://www.cultural-council.org/hibiscusfestival/ronald_mcdonald_jumping.JPG)
Poor poor Ronald McDonald ... I didnt want to do this to anyone trust me ... But Ronald McDonald rents Vulgar the clown the dvd then kills himself. If you seen this humiliation movie you know why erhh whewwww. Im gona go puke now.
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9484/vulgartheclownim4.jpg)
chuds can handle vulgarity and turn a clown into mismeat.
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/chud/chud_shot4l.jpg)
If Michael Caine can handle thousands of Zulu warriors, he can handle some long-necked mutants!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/bromhead1.jpg)
if you want 18th-19th century generals, Napoleon is tops.
(http://www.oil-painting-portrait.com/images/napoleon2g.jpg)
Napolean can't stand up to Bullitt
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/lightfield/bullit.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/godfather.jpg)
Say hello to the badguy ... Scarface
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/226/scarfaceax3.jpg)
he has a big weakness though...
(http://www.miaminights.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/cocainecowboys.jpg)
Sorry rebel_1812 but Cheech and Chong smoke your Cocaine Cowboys up ... Then they sell the rest lol.
(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/4806/cheechandchongsl8.jpg)
(http://www.movieactors.com/photos-2003/eastwood-dirtyharry.jpeg)
YA FEELING LUCKY PUNKS?
Psycho Cop is feeling lucky.
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2743/psychocopms4.jpg)
The Radical Squadron is feeling luckier. So long, Psycho Cop, here's a compliemtary Buzzsaw Mizzile in your piehole. :)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/SWAT%20Kats/The%20Pastmaster%20Always%20Rings%20Twice/past113.jpg)
Those guys......well, i almost feel sorry for them, because THE BIKER MICE FROM MARS are comming their way!
(http://www.iwritenewyork.com/jan07/micebiker.jpg)
These guys had the COOOOLEST toys, by the way.
Bucky O'Hare beats the THE BIKER MICE FROM MARS.
(http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8698/harepg0.jpg)
(http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary's/Pictures/NESGameCovers/B/Battletoads%201.jpg)
The only toads Bucky can't defeat!
Incidentally Bucky O'Hare is my next reader review challenge. XD
I loved that old game for the nes. :thumbup: I give you karma for a good pick there.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hellfrog/hellfrog6.jpg)
Some amphibians battle dirty
Who Better? And all while chewing bubblegum too.
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/hctft/hctft_shot2l.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on May 02, 2007, 12:49:02 PM
Even Pennywise's demonic arteries will be clogged beyond all hope after a few weeks with this clown:
(http://www.cultural-council.org/hibiscusfestival/ronald_mcdonald_jumping.JPG)
Now
that's the funniest (and scariest) thing I've seen all week. I applaud you!
I'M LOVIN' IT!
The monster from The Quatermass Xperiment should wipe that cheesy grin off your face
(http://www.scifi.com/sfw/images/screen/20060606_Quatermass2_rev.jpg)
This scientist should be able to talk that monster straight into next week, if not another movie:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/vampmen/vampmen3.jpg)
"You see, the problem is that you have an alien organism in your bloodstream. It is much like yogurt, but with the consistency of oatmeal. I am going to replace parts of your bone marrow with modulators that will emit super low frequencies in alpha waves, driving the alien organism out through your pores. Then I will perform sterilization with high voltage current, delivered by this electrode cathode array of transistors."
Can the mad Dr. Carridine defeat a monster of his own creation?
(http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/9500/untitledmj9.png)
(Probally not ,but I liked the picture....)
Dr. Carridine's monster is killed by - MECHAKONG From King Kong Escapes 1967
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/9210/mechakongsd6.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-3.jpg)
A Gundam ... thats cool ... now power - If you seen Xmen 3 or read the comics you know Dark Phoenix is gona be a hard one to take on ... goodluck. Shes Very Very Powerful . Now I put my most powerful Pictures I have up. This will be the number 3 with my final Pictures for this war. Number 1 will take it Im sure. bwaahahaha
(http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/4765/darkphoenixnt9.jpg)
The 3 fates from greek mythology will just cut her life thread and Pheniox goes bye bye. And for some one who try's to top this keep in mind in greek mythology even Zues could not change thier decisions.
(http://www.vroma.org/images/raia_images/fates.jpg)
Goodone flackbait ... I didnt even know that. I give you Karma. You play this game the same way I do. :thumbup:
QuoteGoodone flackbait ... I didnt even know that. I give you Karma. You play this game the same way I do.
Thanks I try my best.
Not even FATE can contain the power of THE AQUABATS! NO ONE can! Whoever posts a picture after me, know that it is only in vein that you do so, for they are undefeatable. You may think that you will beat them, but they are UNSTOPPABLE. They are THE AQUABATS!!!!!
(http://www.racketmag.com/images/aquabats/aquabats3.jpg)
Where are they from? Can we have some Info on them? Are they human? Good or Evil? Can they be consumed or controlled? ...
Quote from: venomx on May 06, 2007, 10:20:33 PM
Where are they from? Can we have some Info on them? Are they human? Good or Evil? Can they be consumed or controlled? ...
They're just your avarage ordinary SUPER HUMAN punishers of evil ROCK AND ROLL BAND!
(http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jimi_hendrix.jpg)
Quote from: flackbait on May 06, 2007, 10:48:13 PM
(http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jimi_hendrix.jpg)
.......what? Is that Hendrix?
Quote.......what? Is that Hendrix?
YEP!!
And all get their butts handed to them by:
THE SUPER GLOBETROTTERS!(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/supglobe.jpg)
.................GAME OVER.....................GAME OVER.....................GAME OVER.....................GAME OVER.....................
Hendrix is easy:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/sleepingpills.jpg)
(Ooops, I guess this will work for the psychedelic Globetrotters, too).
(http://www.mondotees.com/ProductImages/MrT2.jpg)
[size=8]DON'T DO DRUGS!
STAY IN SCHOOL!
DRINK YOUR MILK!
EAT MY CEREAL!
Mr. T may be tough, but is he tough enough to throw "Mr. X"'s machine helluva far?
(http://mmxz.zophar.net/megamanxz/megaman/mm6_mrx.gif)
I don't think so.
No match for SUPER SEAN!
(oops. I pulled an RCMerchant.)
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/kygotc/kyle.jpg)
Just like that Guyver rips open then kills SUPER SEAN. To Raffine Karma for you because of MR. T I love the 80's. :thumbup:
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2205/guyverkg5.gif)
Not part of my super final 3 pictures.
Good alien bug...meet evil alien bug....
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4908/untitledsu1.png)
The cover looks like bad porn movie lol :thumbup: Karma for you.
Quote from: venomx on May 07, 2007, 06:35:11 PM
The cover looks like bad porn movie lol :thumbup: Karma for you.
Whoa. RCMerchant's karma is almost a hundred. neeto!
QuoteWhoa. RCMerchant's karma is almost a hundred. neeto!
*
click*
Now 99!
Who will make it 100? :teddyr:
Holy Moly! I got 100! I think I just had a party in my pants!!! :buggedout: Thanx,guys! :thumbup:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2006022813thwarrior.jpg)
He took care of an evil mother and her spawn too.
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 07, 2007, 08:07:33 PM
Holy Moly! I got 100! I think I just had a party in my pants!!! :buggedout: Thanx,guys! :thumbup:
AND...you got the 1000th post in this thread.
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 07, 2007, 08:07:33 PM
Holy Moly! I got 100! I think I just had a party in my pants!!! :buggedout: Thanx,guys! :thumbup:
now that you've achieved karma greatness.....what is there to look forward to?
Quote from: Susan on May 07, 2007, 10:04:43 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 07, 2007, 08:07:33 PM
Holy Moly! I got 100! I think I just had a party in my pants!!! :buggedout: Thanx,guys! :thumbup:
now that you've achieved karma greatness.....what is there to look forward to?
Gee..I...I...dunno! Does this mean I gotta OD on herion,or something? Or die on the toilet? But...I don't want to...! I want my Mommy... :bluesad: :drink:
I have an idea! You should buy Stanley a burger!
OH...I did one better! I hooked him up with a coupla hot to trot hotties!
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4408/untitledtk5.png)
(Actually,I don't get the joke...but this is the only Stanley I know! :smile:)
More slaves for Kari!
(http://afm.infinit.net/chro/cine/prehistoric_women.jpg)
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING
I AM STILL HERE. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE. TELL THAT PIG KARI THAT I WILL NOT STOP COLLECTING MY SOLES FOR PARADISE
KARI-0
ME-666 (http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/1074/untitledcu6.png) (http://imageshack.us)
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That guy just looks SILLY.What with his pop gun an' all. I think I could probobly take that guy on.
(http://a765.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01530/46/75/1530025764_l.jpg)
For the Joker, not one Batman
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/THEBATMANevoMANBAT.jpg)
but two manbats
Quote from: DENNIS on May 08, 2007, 09:00:37 PM
For the Joker, not one Batman
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/THEBATMANevoMANBAT.jpg)
but two manbats
Ooooo! VERY nice! I mean, yeah, The things KILLED me, but nice response!
Goodnight Manbats ... Predator just killed them both.
Did you know - Jean-Claude Van Damme got the part to play as Predator in 1987 and did not take it.
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/8774/mm6predatorphoto01dprd6.jpg)
*Note* ... This is not one of my Trump cards
If it means anything my DC's DOOMSDAY was a trump card I still cant understand how comedian Carrot Top beat him ...
I hope it was not in a street fight lol ... After all Doomsday put Supermans nads into his stomach with one kick ...
A good move was by flackbait I used Dark Phoenix a trump card and then he used The 3 Fates - Greek Gods.
Taurus Bulba returns!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Darkwing%20Duck/STEER5.jpg)
With the cybernetic upgrades given to him by F.O.W.L. when they brought him back to life after his violent death at the hands of Batman, including the ability to fly and lasers out the wazoo, he'd be more than a match for your average Predator.
And he still manages to look sharp wearing a business suit and tie.
(I swear this is the only time I'll reuse a character, but the fact he had an alternate cyborg form was too good of an opportunity to pass up.)
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on May 08, 2007, 05:24:09 AM
I have an idea! You should buy Stanley a burger!
Cripes! NOW I get it!!! Pulp Fiction-(duh) ...yeah, two days later...yes,I am an idiot....
Actually, that's MY name... I take it my burger's not coming?
The Punisher Beats the hell out of Taurus Bulba then puts him to sleep ... with a 100 slugs to the head ... Now stay down.
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6057/thepunisherin3.jpg)
*Note* ... This is not one of my Trump cards
Cool I started page 69.
I VILL METE OUT ZE PUNISHMENT!!!ACH TUNG!!! (and...uh...all that jazz...)
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6682/untitledez7.png) (http://imageshack.us)
Quote from: venomx on May 08, 2007, 09:55:39 PM
If it means anything my DC's DOOMDAY was a trump card I still cant understand how comedian Carrot Top beat him ...
I hope it was not in a street fight lol ... After all Doomsday put Supermans nads into his stomach with one kick ...
A good move was by flackbait I used Dark Phoenix a trump card and then he used The 3 Fates - Greek Gods.
i understand what your saying, one of my good ones was defeated by the guy from honey I shrunk the kids.
outranked by the axis's greatest spy the Red Skull.
(http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/uploads/ChadCarter/2006-09-28_174041_redskull.gif)
rebel_1812 -
Quotei understand what your saying, one of my good ones was defeated by the guy from honey I shrunk the kids
yeah I remember that crap. thats why I just cant wait to let out my really good Trump cards ...
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2914/heritageyoungallies2ba3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Ghost Rider can defeat Bucky and Toro.
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2719/ghostriderjy8.jpg)
*Note* ... This is not one of my Trump cards
Fire Ghost, meet WaterWorld:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/ww4.jpg?t=1178798333)
(And who cares about trump cards? The idea, at least as originally conceived, was not to "win it all" but to come up with weird, off-the-wall, bad movie references)
Ah, a world covered with water, the perfect playground for the Flesh Eaters:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/flesheaters/flesheaters5.jpg)
ulthar - Im sorry , I think you misunderstood. Im not trying to "win it all", my Trump cards are just my really good photos I have saved for the game thats all :thumbup: This game will and Im sure go on forever ... so no hard feelings.
Andrew - I hope this works against your Flesh Eaters, Sir. - Microscopic Nanobots , Search And Destroy.
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5057/nanobotsdz4.jpg)(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/83/bloodcellsor3.jpg)
*Note* ... This is not one of my Trump cards
Quote from: venomx on May 10, 2007, 08:39:48 AM
ulthar - Im sorry , I think you misunderstood. Im not trying to "win it all", my Trump cards are just my really good photos I have saved for the game thats all :thumbup: This game will and Im sure go on forever ... so no hard feelings.
it's only natural that if you poster a really good 'monster'(or character) you want another really good 'monster' to defeat it. It kinda sucks when it is defeated by the laughable carrot-top.
i think the crew from the fantastic voyage would be best equipped to beat the microscopic nanobots.
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/1817/fvoyage/fv-pos.jpg)
The rat-bat-spider-crab thing should take care of them
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/angryred/angryred6.jpg)
Quote from: rebel_1812 on May 10, 2007, 12:57:29 PM
it's only natural that if you poster a really good 'monster'(or character) you want another really good 'monster' to defeat it. It kinda sucks when it is defeated by the laughable carrot-top.
To each his own, but I disagree. When I started this thread, it was with that kinda idea exactly in mind - to see what warped, creative ways someone could come up with to beat pics, not like more "conventional" picture wars on other sites. I wanted to see what obscure movie references could be made and the interesting way folks tied one movie character/monster to others.
Since this thread has been going, I've seen references to movies I forgot about or remember seeing but did not know the title. As usual on Badmovies.org, the depth of movie knowledge in general is truly awe inspiring. THE THING has made multipe appearances as has the Ymir from TWENTY MILLION MILES TO EARTH, among others.
Of course, we should each play the game however we choose (and though I started this mess, I don't claim to "own" it), but I for one found the Carot Top reference very funny and 'well played' within the scope of the Picture War on THIS forum.
Enough meta discussion from me...back to the action.... :smile:
Try Solid Snake on for size.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/MGS1_Solid_Snake.jpg)
This guy will step on little bugs and snap necks.
So watch out!!!!!
I used Snake already ... But its Time to post a trump card, Onslaught - Fusion of Professor X and Magneto.
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7739/onslaughtfusionofprofestq9.jpg)
Goodnight Snake! Onslaught will kill You!
Goodbye, Trump Card:
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Alice-in-Wonderland-mv03.jpg)
Alice...meet Alice...the GOON!!!!! IIIEEEYYYIIII!!!!
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1325/pop003006dw6.jpg)
( Alice the Goon was always my favorite Popeye charecter...!)
Ulthar OH my God! Your a big baby. Did you take that nap today? or ever? Im not gona even to try to argue with you. I hope Andrew puts you in your place and tells you to grow up if your going to be a MOD. Sorry Andrew I quit this game buts its not because of you Ulthar your nothing to me trust me on that. You made this into a nonfun place to be. I hope Andrew reads that part. Im not even gona reply to anything you say after this Ulthar. 1st I tryed to be the better man and say NO HARD FEELINGS but no you did not even reply. I really think as a mod you need to grow up alittlle please. Make this a fun place.
flackbait , rebel_1812 , KYGOTC , RCMerchant , AND - edit - Mr. Briggs Inc Im sorry I Forgot how to spell your name and many others - IT was nice playing with you guys and gals goodluck in your game :thumbup:
MAybe reality manipulation doesn't work in Wonderland. :question:
Please do not take the picture war too seriously. By nature, a number of the pictures that "defeat" another image might seem unfair or not make sense. The goal of a picture war is fun. If one of yours is taken out by another, wait a few posts and look for another place to jump in with a new image. If the posts get a little too personal, please step back for a little bit and let things calm down.
For what it's worth, I thought the Alice reference against a picture claimed to be a "trump card" was funny. I certainly meant nothing profound or deep by it.
My apologies if that led to a misunderstanding.
Quote from: ulthar on May 10, 2007, 07:10:30 PM
For what it's worth, I thought the Alice reference against a picture claimed to be a "trump card" was funny. I certainly meant nothing profound or deep by it.
My apologies if that led to a misunderstanding.
Holy cow, I didn't even catch that the first time around. Alice "trumping" a card!
Back to the picture war, I have someone who is good at kicking the butt of goons:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack8.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/mama.jpg)
She's not afraid of any "Goonies" :teddyr:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Goonies_Cast.jpg)
they can handle her
dennis...OMG - is that chunk on the front right?!?
btw a little marty feldman is long overdue
(http://www.blaskan.nu/Bilder/marty_feldman.jpg)
This guy has the perfect two-fingered solution for those googley eyes!
(http://hometown.aol.com/morganakamoe83/images/moe%20howard---7.jpg)
"Pick two!"
(http://www.jcnot4me.com/images/Stooges-%20Eye%20Poke.jpg)
Japanese Spiderman's Giant robot mech, "Lepordon", will stomp, them stooges. (Overkill? maybe.)
By the way suzan, thanks for bringing Marty into the game. I love that nut!
(http://www5c.biglobe.ne.jp/~spa-girl/55006046/5cspa-girl43a2f9775a339.jpg)
Mr. Creosote should make short work of that robot.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e5/Mr_Creosote.PNG/300px-Mr_Creosote.PNG)
Care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Creosote? It's only wafer thin...
(http://www.webcreatepro.com/sites/m/d/mdlock/images/Dark%20Chocolate%20Mint%20Squares.jpg)
ulthar - Im also sorry for the misunderstanding. I hope we can work things out. Its a simple game on a great web site. :thumbup:
Raffine - Thats some good chocolate right there I love it.
Susan - Did you know Chunk from Goonies is a lawyer now?
Venom eats that chocolate :thumbup:
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9764/spiderman3fu6.jpg)
Thanks for the karma!
*Karma* for venomx for being a good sport and an extra bonus:
(http://www.justjared.com/images/2006/04/barron-william-trump-pictures.jpg)
Three Trumps for future use.
Thanks Raffine heres karma for you too. :thumbup:
and ... Vince McMahon says ... Trump ... your fired!!!
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4203/vincemcmahonld3.jpg)(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2504/vincemcmahonyourfiredic8.jpg)
Vince McMahon is so awesome.
Quote from: venomx on May 10, 2007, 05:48:14 PM
Ulthar OH my God! Your a big baby. Did you take that nap today? or ever? Im not gona even to try to argue with you. I hope Andrew puts you in your place and tells you to grow up if your going to be a MOD. Sorry Andrew I quit this game buts its not because of you Ulthar your nothing to me trust me on that. You made this into a nonfun place to be. I hope Andrew reads that part. Im not even gona reply to anything you say after this Ulthar. 1st I tryed to be the better man and say NO HARD FEELINGS but no you did not even reply. I really think as a mod you need to grow up alittlle please. Make this a fun place.
flackbait , rebel_1812 , KYGOTC , RCMerchant , AND - edit - Mr. Briggs Inc Im sorry I Forgot how to spell your name and many others - IT was nice playing with you guys and gals goodluck in your game :thumbup:
awwwhhha.. I feel bad. That was a good monster too, it took a summer series to defeat ONSLAUGHT and required several heroes to scarifce themselves. Something that didn't respond to psychic energy would have been a better foil.
how about the best wrestler of all time the Ultimate Warrior
(http://bodyslamming.com/pics/UltimateWarrior2.jpg)
Ultimate Warrior is my Favorite too! Then Undertaker. But Only one man I can think of that beat Warrior. The late great Ravishing Rick Rude. now ... "Hit my music!" Finishing move - the rude awakening.
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3892/ravishingrickrudedl3.jpg)
PS rebel_1812 Try to get this dvd - The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior. Its a really good dvd about Jim Hellwig aka The
Ultimate Warrior ... yeah ONSLAUGHT was a good monster. also Karma for rebel_1812 because he used The Ultimate Warrior!
Try Some old WWE TRIVIA ... who was the 1st wrestler Earthquake hit with his Finishing move the "Earthquake crush"?
Quote from: venomx on May 10, 2007, 10:43:43 PM
Susan - Did you know Chunk from Goonies is a lawyer now?
wasn't the guy trying to force them all out of their homes a lawyer? Most kid actors try to pursue acting as adults and fail - it's nice to see them succeed at a regular career - well , as much as a lawyer can be
The way he looked now vs then warranted a marty feldman :wink:
ok....why does this always go back to wrestlers? lol
Scary Mary doesn't tolerate "rude"...
(http://www.dewberry.co.za/media/scarymary.jpg)
Mary Poppins looks really pretty in that photo ... Its her eyes I think. :thumbup:
anyway goodnight Mary (http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2479/bigbadmama05ys7.jpg)
here is ... BIG BAD MAMA!!!
Quote from: Susan on May 10, 2007, 08:58:56 PM
dennis...OMG - is that chunk on the front right?!?
Yes, those are the grown up Goonies, sorry I took so long, had to log off and just now got back.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/1319_m.jpg)
one Bad Mama deserves another
You big bad mamas are going down, to be defeated by the mermaid (with the assistance of her friend, frankenstien):
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Frankenstein_Monster_16.jpg)
King Kong takes the mermaid for his own, then steps on Frankenstien.
(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8305/051214kingkongnp0.jpg)
Rarhhhhhhhh!
Quote from: venomx on May 10, 2007, 04:33:21 PM
I used Snake already ... But its Time to post a trump card, Onslaught - Fusion of Professor X and Magneto.
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7739/onslaughtfusionofprofestq9.jpg)
Goodnight Snake! Onslaught will kill You!
I did not see the Snakester, I will look harder next time. We can't have this be like a WWF/WWE match where a character comes back again and again and again.
The Fusion of Prof. X and Magneto is that Xavier and Magneto? Did that happen in the comic books???
Cool character.
Quote from: rebel_1812 on May 11, 2007, 01:56:39 AM
how about the best wrestler of all time the Ultimate Warrior
(http://bodyslamming.com/pics/UltimateWarrior2.jpg)
Already used. Sadly he was defeated.
JPickettIII
QuoteI did not see the Snakester, I will look harder next time
No prob its cool :thumbup: Yeah Onslaught is a Fusion of Xavier and Magneto in the comics. That was a Great photo. I played Marvel vs Streetfighter in the arcade and Onslaught is one of the last guys to fight ... hes very big and really hard to beat. Like rebel_1812 said ... it took a long time and several heroes to scarifce themselves to beat Onslaught. Edit to JPickettIII I will try to pm you with the story of Onslaught.
How about trying a missle launch from this guy:
(http://www.sonypictures.com/groups/us/documents/image/p7137768.jpg)
Magneto might be able to stop the jet, but can he stop the missle as well???? :question:
Quote from: venomx on May 11, 2007, 09:56:58 AM
JPickettIII QuoteI did not see the Snakester, I will look harder next time
No prob its cool :thumbup: Yeah Onslaught is a Fusion of Xavier and Magneto in the comics. That was a Great photo. I played Xmen vs Streetfighter in the arcade and Onslaught one of the last guys to fight ... hes very big and really hard to beat. Like rebel said ... it took several heroes to scarifce themselves to beat him.
How did they mesh? Was it a nother mutation?
I know who can stop missles ... Super Marty Feldman!
"Of course the rates have gone up."
(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2875/supermartyfeldmancs7.jpg)
Till then here is Onslaught VS Apocalypse in a game ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG24ZCiLxkU
and the Bio of Onslaught ... http://punisher.com/universe/Onslaught_%28entity%29 for JPickettIII
The bio was cool. I watched the vid for the game. I got dizzy.
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Care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Creosote? It's only wafer thin...
Karma for that one Raffine
I love that freaking movie
Quote from: venomx on May 11, 2007, 04:29:07 AM
PS rebel_1812 Try to get this dvd - The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior. Its a really good dvd about Jim Hellwig aka The
Ultimate Warrior
i will. I remeber Warrior was the champion, then lost his belt and kinda vanished from the wrestling scene. Kinda mysterious circumstances which lead to rumours of his death.
Marty looks like he needs laser surgery.
(http://www.fanboy.com/images/simpsons-mcfarlane-toys.jpg)
I wish Itchy and Scratchy had there own cartoons , there awesome :thumbup:
Yo Itchy an Scratcy welcome!.....to the dawg pound! :teddyr:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/puppy.jpg)
I always said that dog needed a collar to keep fleas and ticks off of him:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ticks/ticks5.jpg)
"my,that was a tasty little snack!"
(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8900/werewolfshadow12qz4.jpg)
Nothing a pre-pubescent boy in a wheelchair cannot cure...
(http://www.teenidols4you.com/thumb/Actors/coreyh/ti4u_ch_sb16.jpg)
Quote(http://www.teenidols4you.com/thumb/Actors/coreyh/ti4u_ch_sb16.jpg)
(http://www.aboutstairs.co.nz/images/stairs/stairs1.jpg)
O.K, I think I'm going to Hell.
Definitely.
I chop Up the Downstaircase!
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/443/straightjacketsa2.jpg)
( :bouncegiggle:the staircase WAS dam funny!!!)
This should take care of Joan.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/hanger.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Somehow,I knew THAT was coming,Dennis! :thumbup:
mere playthings....
(http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/thumb/2/2b/Magneto_(Magnus)_-_X-men_Last_Stand.jpg/180px-Magneto_(Magnus)_-_X-men_Last_Stand.jpg)
Bram Stoker's Dracula Just killed Magneto.
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8540/sdraculaqw6.jpg)
That movie with Cory Haim in the wheelchair is Silver Bullet. Its about a Werewolf. Gary Busey is in it too. Good movie. :thumbup:
A quality vampire hunter to slay a quality vampire.
(http://www.hammerfilms.com/acatalog/500-Kronos.jpg)
But can Capt. Kronos slay Blade?
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3314/slashbarpe2.gif)
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3069/bladeex6.jpg)
Nah ...
Quote from: Raffine on May 11, 2007, 08:00:13 PM
Quote(http://www.teenidols4you.com/thumb/Actors/coreyh/ti4u_ch_sb16.jpg)
(http://www.aboutstairs.co.nz/images/stairs/stairs1.jpg)
O.K, I think I'm going to Hell.
Definitely.
Yeah, but a funny defeat for the Corster.
Quote from: venomx on May 11, 2007, 05:13:52 PM
I wish Itchy and Scratchy had there own cartoons , there awesome :thumbup:
there is a flash cartoon with a similar premise
Happy Tree Friendshttp://happytreefriends.atomfilms.com/index.html
Yes ... Happy Tree Friends are so funny and so much blood and guts too ... great stuff :thumbup: My fav one is Eyes Cold Lemonade.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165VjNKRNdw - Thirsty?
also a good one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuJjs8TE_sM&mode=related&search= Crazy Antics , its so funny.
That staircase had me laughing out loud...as did the coat hanger for Joan... :cheers:
Let's see...how to beat Snipes...
(http://datacore.sciflicks.com/demolition_man/images/demolition_man_large_01.jpg)
how to beat Rambo, how about some agent orange.
(http://www.spusa.org/mindfull/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/agent_orange_cropdusting.jpg)
(http://www.morganandwongonline.com/kilgore.jpg)
"A YANKEE? We's all gonna have sum fun now,ain't we boys? YEEEEEEEEEE-Haaa!!"
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3137/2000maniacs7mb3.jpg)
Hill Billys ... ahhh ... Leatherface - Must Kill ! , vrooom vrooom ennnnnnnnnnnnn ... Splat , drip ... GORE!
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9690/leatherfaceyh7.jpg)
Help,Please ...... Noooo ... Gehhhhhhhh! , Too late Leatherface just Killed all 3.
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6615/bloodbarog0.gif)
ALRIGHT!! CHAINSAWFIGHT!!!
(http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3610/untitledsh7.png)
We want Ash! :thumbup: Ash beats this one , then takes the Chainsaw Hooker home ...
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4122/aodsilvestriow8.jpg)
hahahahahahaha :thumbup:
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/608/ashtg7.jpg)
Hes so cool!
Machetes are more reliable especially in these hands.
(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Jason-19-inch-figure-l.jpg)
Machetes! Chainsaws! Hows about...SATAN with a GUILLOTINE?
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8284/horrortales669ne7.jpg)
Cool ... How about a Flying Guillotine.
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1293/flyingguillotinebl6.jpg)
Master of the Flying Guillotine (1976) - Shaw Brothers ... Great movie! :thumbup:
PS that horror magazine looks cool! Wish I had one ...
She likes playing with anything sharp:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/audition.jpg)
But not too sharp
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9480/shredderkevinnashpy8.jpg)
The Shredder ... ps I used TMNTs b4 :thumbup:
A Ninja? Against COUNT DANTE?! The Deadlest Man Alive???
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1483/dantekf1.jpg)
( whoever he is...! :smile: )
This COUNT will take that no-count Count Dante down for the count!
(http://thinkdrastic.net/journal/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/CountVonCount.jpg)
"One! One goofy-looking 70s Kung Fu Master! Ah Ha Ha Ha!"
Try to teach THIS one to the kids, Count.
(http://www.polymicro.com/catalog/images2/typ_mech_prop.jpg)
Thats easy ... Here is Albert Einstein.
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9295/alberteinsteinau3.jpg)
E=mc²
Well here comes Einstein lookalike Dr, Wily back for ANOTHER sequl in his biggest machine
(http://www.vgmuseum.com/mrp/Megaman/gamma2.gif)
GAMMA!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/battleship-blast.jpg)
Take that Dr. Wily.
That photo is cool :thumbup: but can that battleship move around the Trenton Tar Pits?
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9544/60626177sa0.jpg)
Can the Trenton Tar Pits survive the Volcano of Whilshire Blvd.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/volcano2.jpg)
Aything could get big in Wilshire Blvd., but it has to be something really big to be noticed HERE!
(http://pgno.tistory.com/attach/6920/1358235659.jpg)
This'll cool off the volcanoe
[(http://www.math.buffalo.edu/~sww/St.Thomas.US.VI/18AtlanticOcean2.JPG)
the alantic ocean
The sea must do his bidding
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/clash6.png)
The sea belongs to Gaira from - War of the Gargantuas 1966.
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8827/gargantuascf6.jpg)
Gaira is the green one to the left.
Good movie, if you like Toho films.
Just another pencil-necked geek to Classy Freddie Blassie
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/blassie0127.jpg)
(http://www.mrkurtnielsen.com/CAC-RIP/Blassie-Tolos.gif)
John Tolos has dealt with Blassie before.
I think Gun Cat can take those two out.
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7831/catbotp5.gif)
Take that! meow - pop pop pop pop ... ahrggggggggg!
I will un -arm you with...my FISH?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/cold8.jpg) Come to think of it...the cat may eat the fish...!
man-eating bear takes care of the fish.....and the criminals
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/edge3.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 14, 2007, 05:01:00 PM
I will un -arm you with...my FISH?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/cold8.jpg) Come to think of it...the cat may eat the fish...!
is it me or does the guy throwing the fish look like freddy krueger?
King Kong eats man eating bears for a snack! (Even invisable ones....)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/fmof108.jpg)
(maybe it IS Freddy...because only in a dream could you win a gunfight with...a fish! :smile:)
Awww Kong ... Ahahahahahha Goodnight here is Freddy Krueger!
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7233/freddykruegerov2.jpg)
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6615/bloodbarog0.gif)
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6615/bloodbarog0.gif)
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6615/bloodbarog0.gif)
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6615/bloodbarog0.gif)
Ahahahahahahaa! ... Monkey meat.
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/fishfreddy.jpg)
sorry i couldn't resist
Freddy needs a new sweater:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/gromit1.jpg)
Darth Vader likes that sweater , Kills the dog takes the sweater. :thumbup:
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4408/darthvaderwf8.jpg)
The force is not strong with that one.
Vader beat Gromit? Blasphemy!!
I realize Vader is the uber-villain (or was before Lucas whimp-a-fied him), but Gromit is COOL.
Anyway, take this, voice of Vader:
(http://www.lionking.org/imgarchive/Act_1/AllTheMoreReason.jpg)
(maybe a pic of wildebeast would have been better...)
Even if it was a wildebeast, the Jeepers Creepers Demon would have killed it. :wink:
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3930/jeeperscreepersdemonea7.jpg)
My onslaught of super villains are just way too heavy. Got a 1000 more just waiting to go to war.
And I still didnt break out the awesome pictures yet.
Prepare to be CONVERTED, demon.
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000EHQ7Z6.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
Undead nuns are no match for the sheer awesomeness of bad alien fashion sense:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/neimodiansVD.jpg)
"We would never do aaaaaanything without the approval of the Senate!"
Gilramos what's-his-name's Conniving Gesture and his Pompous Pope Hat coupled with Mr. Double-Talk Gunray's Sign of Incincerity can vanquish almost any foe! (I love these Visual Dictionaries; "Sign of incincerity?" Oy!)
Now my submissions are just gettin' weeeeeeeeeeeird.
A fashion show,eh?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/justim1.jpg)
(BAD movies...bad fashion!)
Captain Cook took out a number of Hawaiians.
(https://secure01.virginiainteractive.org/shoppingcart/LOVimages/CaptinCook.jpg)
She's been used before, but Cook was killed and eaten by Fijian cannibals, so
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cannibalwomen/cannibalwomen1-ic.jpg)
Red Sonja will take care of her.
(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7937/redsonjawr4.jpg)
But can she handle this Amazon?
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/22772DC~DC-Comics-Wonder-Woman-Posters.jpg)
(http://www.pazsaz.com/pic/womansm.gif)
Jamie Sommers can whup Wonder Woman... and help her get in touch with her, like, super cool hip inner self.
(http://www.ericneely.com/images/photos/20040918-4.jpg)
Bill the cat can take care of her.
(http://agblog.blogspot.com/bill2.jpg)
"ACK!"
"PHBFT!"
FAT FREDDY'S CAT will p**s in his shoe!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/2175318108.jpg)
(Anyone rember him?from the FREAK BROTHERS?)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled.jpg)
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"ACK!"
"PHBFT!"
Karma for that one. I really wish bloom county was still around.
is jamie somors running over charlton heston?
(I swear i posted this comment before)
I believe she's trying to rescue her boss
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/OG.jpg)
Since he signs the paychecks, she does as she's told.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/monster_world2-1.jpg)
he takes care of the cats.
Did someone say, "dinner"? I mean, "cats"?
(http://www.mix.sk/data/tv-program-2001/alf_telefonuje.jpg)
Evil Bert (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Bert) will destroy the weak and pitiful Alf!
Mwahahaha!!!
(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5824/devilsqj2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Evil or not, Bert will be undone by Ernie's shenanigans.
(http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/4/42/ErnieHits.jpg)
Hey-watch out! Dennis's giant sea mollusk is still on the loose! Teen agers will eat ANYTHING...and a TEENAGE MONSTER will chow down the huge escargot!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/tm5706.jpg)
RC...
This pair of clippers will make short work of your TEENAGE MONSTER! :teddyr:
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/6633/sterling4sw5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
the Red Scare will destroy such materialistic goods
(http://www.atomicplatters.com/images/rediceberg_cvr_510.jpg)
Sorry to be so obvious but...
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:le3nLmlgQZ9ZPM:http://pages.emerson.edu/students/A/Adam_Poulin/captain%2520america%2520title%2520copy.jpg)
more obvious... Captain Canuck.
(http://www.softlandings.com/canada/famous-canadians/images/captain-canuck.jpg)
(http://ffmedia.ign.com/interviews/multimedia/mc.jpg)
"Nice outfit, eh?" "Hey Captain Canuck! Ya want some back bacon?"
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/cannonball_run_2-3.jpg)
J. J. and Captain Chaos win the day and the Cannonball Run
But can they defeat Captains Canada and Atlantis (AKA: Newfoundland)?
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/c/capnewf2.jpg)
The Team of destruction from Destroy All Monsters can take care of them.
(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/426/theteamofdestructionfroxt3.png)
Overkill ...
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/willard.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/TMNT_Mousers.jpg)
My mousers will take care of them.
Those things should watch out for increased voltage from Electro
(http://www.marveldirectory.com/pictures/individuals/e_3d/electro.gif)
Hydro-Man would short circuit him.
(http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/4/49/Hydro_man_.JPG)
Mahoromatic vs Hydro-Man.
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3047/mahoromatic0402vo9.gif)
"Who knows the future, those who create it". Strider Hiryu just plain rocks.
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i243/sexxigurl123/HiryuTheLegend.jpg)
Wolverine - Strider cannot cut adamantium. :thumbup:
(http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/2152/wolverineadamantiumpf9.jpg)
i remeber wolverine's fury turned into madness during one storyline. At that time Nurse Rachett will control him.
(http://onlineathens.com/images/012705/14197_512.jpg)
This Guy will kick Nurse Rachett off her chair. :thumbup:
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/781/cckickyb7.gif)
Viewtiful Joe to the rescue!
(http://sarge.trybalink.net/SGv1/Wallpapers/wallpaper%5BViewtifulJoe%5D04.jpg)
But can he handle Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot?
(http://images.darkhorse.com/covers/300/b/bgr1.jpg)
NEO says, "There is NO Big Guy and Rusty the Boy" ...
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/629/neobulletsiy7.jpg)
Super overkill - I cant belive no one used Neo yet.
easy, agent smith killed neo, and himself in the final movie
(http://www.maximumeyewear.com/productfolder/celebrity-sunglasses/movie-sunglasses/matrix-sunglasses/agent-smith-sunglasses/agent-smith-sunglasses.jpg)
Now he's dead, which leaves room for rawhead rex to take the field
(http://www.bigcheesepress.com/keller/rawheadrex.jpg)
A T-Rex vs. a Rawhead Rex!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/feb-0070.jpg)
Turok the Dinosaur Hunter
(http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/Turok%20Fights%20T-Rex%20-%20resized.jpg)
Turok gets killed by - Aragon and the Army of the dead.
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7478/aragonwiththearmyofthedsq9.jpg)
Aragon was never defeated in the movies. Great Picture Here!
Who else?
(http://ca.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/29/MPW-14660)
Jason and the Argonauts 1963 = Good movie :thumbup:
Clash of the Titans 1981 = Great movie :thumbup:
(http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7276/clashoftitans01io4.jpg)
The undefeatable Don Niam in "Undefeatable":
(http://users.cjb.net/alekmosingiewicz/undefeatable.jpg)
Personally venomx, I think of it the other way around.
Jason and the Argonauts (1963) = Great Movie
Clash of the Titans (1981) = Good Movie
Your right JaseSF... Both great movies :thumbup:
AS for Don Niam ... Cobra says, Drop it!
(http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/2407/cobraoq0.jpg)
"This is where the law stops and I start!"
"He's got 2 guns. 1 for stopping trouble, and 1 for starting it."
(http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Troubleman.jpg)
Trouble Man...meet the INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/a20lon20chaney20indestructable20man.jpg)
indestructable man....meet the WICKER MAN
(http://www.1greeneye.net/panthea/images/wickerman_ef.jpg)
Wicker Man...... Meet the MACRAME' OWL!
(http://de.gizmodo.com/060626owl.gif)
MACRAME' OWL ... meet Bubo the owl.
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7026/buboiq1.jpg)
By the Gods!
Crazy owl...meet p**sed mommy with a towel!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/71d1_1.jpg)
The Bad Seed will take her and her towel
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:d79Y1LDLTYTRJM:http://sunsetgun.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/badseed2.jpg)
That bad seed needs a new toy ... My Little Pony. :thumbup:
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7406/mylittleponyuf6.jpg)
"My Little Pony, Comes complete with brush"
the Red Hare from Ancient Chinese myth is the fastest horse there is.
(http://onlyagame.typepad.com/only_a_game/images/red_hare.jpg)
The Flash is way too fast!
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8731/flashcu5.jpg)
What happens when the flash runs in to The Vision?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Avengers57.png)
(The Vision, of course has the power to manipulate his density, which could turn TIMECOP for the Flash)
That VISION is easily defeated by the miraculous VISION of Mother Theresa in a cinnamon bun, better known as the "Nun Bun".
(http://www.thegeminiweb.com/babyboomer/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/nunbun.jpg)
MACAULAY CULKIN is Home Alone with your bun.
(http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/9169/macaulayculkinishomealoxv0.jpg)
Well...that young man needs to wash down his tasty Holy Roll...er...with a nice glass of MILK...(laced with PCP)....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/b20droopyPDVD_046.jpg)
Puberty seems to have defeated Mac for good.
(http://www.betweenthecovers.com/_keepout/_product_images/7a6/741/1414_main.jpg)
What's happining is hormones,boy...so watch out...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/hot_Tee_Shirts.jpg)
Rose McGowan is so much hotter!
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8469/ndvd005gh9.png)
MY hormones !!!
IDI AMIN will kill her with..."oversex"(?)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/herovile.jpg)
Oversex? ... no no no ... Ron Jeremy is the oversex hero.
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5554/ronjeremyet0.jpg)
used b4 , I know.
No sex for you!...Welcome to Frogtown!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/froggy.jpg)
Sam Raimi says ... thats a crazy pic there ? lol. Frogtown - is that Pipper? ...
(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/7419/samraimigp1.jpg)
anyway ... Im a Venom hater.
Need a little help?
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/5153/bmoon1yc5.jpg)
(from Jess Franco's BLOODY MOON)
Even more GORE.
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8615/1054264746picsbloodyip2.jpg)
yaaaaay!!! F@&% the doctor - get this man some Pepto-Bismol !!!
I dunno,he looks pretty bad...maybe we should put him out of his misery...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/gatesof2.jpg)
Or feed him to a hungry insect:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Freak_Movie_Monster_20.jpg)
That's a mighty big bug! Maybe we can use it as bait to catch a big sea critter!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/pic7.jpg)
( from the HOST)
These guys fish. They fish the BIG fishies.
(http://blog.stung.org/archives/images/masters/rockfish.jpg)
(http://www.thinklemon.com/weblog/stuff/still_blur_rockfish_03.jpg)
Hasnt anyone seen ROCKFISH?
Rockfight ... no but its looks cool. Captain Jack Sparrow took on the The Kracken.
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6505/captainjacksparrowmr4.jpg)
Hello Beastie!
Ninjas are infinantly cooler than pirates.
(http://japundit.com/images/ninja/ninja3.jpg)
Maybe ... But I know of a Ninja that can beat yours ... Shô Kosugi!!!
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8858/shkosugifr4.jpg)(http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/3791/starssharpprodd2.jpg)
ENTER THE NINJA! Art of Shuriken Jutsu.
Fu Manchu against Sho!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/a20legends20of20horror20MARK_OF_VAM.jpg)
Chuck Norris For The Win!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/chuk.jpg)
Batman For the win Vs Chuck.
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/489/batmancx9.jpg)
Bruce Lee beat Chuck b4 ...
Here's a REAL bat-man!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Nosferatu20Kino204.jpg)
( real ugly,too!)
and here's a REAL cat man to eat your Bat Man
(http://www.pokeruniversity.org/images/cat_man.jpg)
and he's even uglier...
Frank Shamrock King of MMA , Chokes out Cat Freak.
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9417/frankshamrockmmavj0.jpg)
Then gives him an armbar just for fun!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/rustlers4.jpg)
Rex also gets the girls, but only at the end of the movie, and only gives them a hand shake, just to keep the "G" rating. He does kiss his horse though.
Leonidas Just killed Rex ...
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/1366/tleonidasmadnessthisisspg8.jpg)
madness? ... this is Sparta!!!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sixstringsam/sixstringsam6.jpg)
THIS IS VEEEEGAAAASSS!!!!
Can he handle six feet of silver death?
(http://www.tempo-music.com/cartimages/thumb_MA001%20-%20Blood%20Of%20The%20Dragon%20-%20COVER%20-%20SMALL.jpg)
Vegitto is the man to do this.
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9062/tvegittolv9.jpg)
(http://www.cartoonspot.net/looney-tunes/picture/daffy-duck-5.jpg)
Try this animated character on for size. Nothing can stop a duck in a Santa Suit. (Hopefully)
Merry Quackmass!!!
This is a job for..... THE GINYU FORCE!!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/ginyu.jpg)
....or reasonable approximations thereof....
EDIT: Fixed the picture.
Kooshmeister: Unlimited knowledge of movie deaths and now this... YOU are THE MAN :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr: :buggedout: :smile: Karma to you.
Well...I can't see but X's on the last posts...but judging from Mr.Briggs astonished reatction...it's time to bring out the big guns...
You can't stop him. You can't defeat him. He knows your every Move! HE'S EVERY WHERE YOU GO!YOU CAN"T ECSCAPE FROM THE HORROR THAT IS-
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/title20droopy201.jpg)
Another "droopy" in his most dangerous role...
(http://www.bondmovies.com/henchmen/kaufmann.jpg)
Don tells it the way it is ...
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3720/eatleadkz5.jpg)
"Who you calling Skull Face, Mr.Chicken!?"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-4.jpg)
(http://a360.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/l_0186e9604e3844643798e000dfde5e3f.jpg) "I'll buy that for a dollar . . . , creep!"
It's ROBO against ROBO!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-5.jpg)
( Very cool trivia note-BAD MOVIES own Peter Johnson has a role in this movie!!! :thumbup:)
Also 100% Femme and ready to kick some ROBO CHIC ass:
(http://a628.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/27/l_7064cef05698403decb266c9a1d83543.jpg)
Now,now...you wouldn't raise a hand against Poppa, would you?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/7plan9.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 27, 2007, 12:50:27 PM
Now,now...you wouldn't raise a hand against Poppa, would you?
What I don't understand is why Poppa doesn't raise his hand to shield his eyes from all them dang crosses! Wish I had a "Nun Bun . . ." Wait a minute:
(http://a741.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/56/l_cd82653501aa5cc85da6a72d1cc200a4.jpg)
(http://abc.net.au/news/features/img/Artsblog/plan9.jpg)Well... he does.
Quote from: Allhallowsday on May 27, 2007, 01:08:12 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 27, 2007, 12:50:27 PM
Now,now...you wouldn't raise a hand against Poppa, would you?
What I don't understand is why Poppa doesn't raise his hand to shield his eyes from all them dang crosses! Wish I had a "Nun Bun . . ." Wait a minute:
That's Ed Wood for ya! :drink:
OK,Bela wannabe....can you sheild your face from VAMPI?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vampirella75.jpg)
elvira
(http://ugly-halloween-costumes.com/scary/Elvira/elvira-pumpkin.jpg)
Cherry blasts away the competition.
(http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/GrindHouse/grindhouse-2.jpg)
Cherry finds herself distracted by men from her dark past....
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xUEBltGBewAwhOjzbkF/SIG=12dtf2c5q/EXP=1180456836/**http%3A//www.brightlightsfilm.com/15/15_images/doom_men.jpg)
(http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/15/15_images/doom_group2.jpg)
...and cookie eating green slime from her future
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8527035@N05/518339358/
(because for some reason inserting this image won't work here)
Karma for Neil I like the avatar :thumbup:
Here is Carnage. "I like to kill, then eat green slimes for a little snack."
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1936/carnagets0.png)
those alien symbiotes are weak to fire. Enter the Dragon.
(http://www.cit.gu.edu.au/~anthony/dungeon/balcony/dragon.gif)
ENTER THE FIST!!
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/125/003_KUNG_POW~Kung-Pow-Enter-the-Fist-Posters.jpg)
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b242/blackulah/SHONUFF.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/64/Cyclonis.jpg/200px-Cyclonis.jpg)
Lol, I saw this on TV just the other day :smile:
I can't let that be the last picture. Yossarian the heroic anti-authority figure defeats that cartoon character.
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/8/88/Yossarian.jpg)
Quote from: rebel_1812 on May 30, 2007, 11:18:28 PM
I can't let that be the last picture. Yossarian the heroic anti-authority figure defeats that cartoon character.
I love Alan Arkin. That being said, Steve McQueen, the Cooler King, kicks Yossarian's ass...
(http://a348.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_7516c13f12573acb8616421c48b87cfb.jpg)
(http://www.monstrula.de/filme/blob/unbekannt.jpg)
This is one guy that the Blob would have a hard time taking out:
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/batmanrobin/batmanrobin1.jpg)
mr clean will not only mop the floor with you but have it sparkling when he's done
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/JahmasterJK/Bald/Mr.gif)
The Pine-Sol Lady prepares to do battle with Mr. Clean.
"You gon' down biyatch!"
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6626/pine20sol20diane20amospz4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Poor Steve McQueen Cooler King finally succumbed to that... that... that blob! Raffine you do amuse me, and I've seen MAD LOVE.
Mr. Ahnold Freeze took care of that...but, now we have the Pine Sol lady to contend with!
Looks like a job for . . .
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Tamaradobson-cleopatrajones.jpg)
Even Tamara would have a handful with this bunch...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/5037.jpg)
(...I'll even volunteer to help her with the strip searches!!! :twirl:)
With Count Yorga, your girls are easily manageable and even more useful
(http://www.lastdriveinontheleft.com/Pictures3/cyv1.jpg)
(http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images/movie_pix_a-i/count_yorga7.jpg)
Evil flesh-eating zombie/vampire thingies? I have a friend who deals with those....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/shannyTHEgreat/scan0063.jpg)
Ahhh zombie/vampire thingies? ok ... The super comet /Meteor ... will take care of all that fun stuff and everything else too :thumbup:
(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/9384/stotopthiskeepinminditask8.png)[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlYmO4S_Dkk
Watch this Video!
Goodnight and goodfight!
Mars-on-rocket-boosters is ready to play ball with that little comet of yours
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24200000/1x13-Battle-Of-The-Planets-invader-zim-24246528-1360-768.jpg)
Zeus, King of the gods (as painted by Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres about 1811) will re-align all the planets and pimp-slap dat comet into the next solar system, sire Achilles by the sea-nymph known as silver-footed Thetis, here imploring, but then, the almighty Zeus will be a little tired and perhaps vulnerable . . . :tongueout:
(http://a119.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_74f9015223aa7580c5ba83681d99f746.jpg)
the pen is mightier then the sword. This should take the power away from zeus.
(http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0593055489.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
(http://www.lynchposters.com/images/Oh-God.jpg)
No god is any match for the great Monolith...
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2696/monolithik9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Some TNTwill blow that monolith sky high.
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/322430/2/istockphoto_322430_dynamite.jpg)
Baby of Changchun city will easily extinguish that fuse . . . :wink:
(http://a509.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_8305c02e87cf5d41bb0c1761f0138614.jpg)
To read about Baby: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2201645.html?menu=news.quirkies.animaltales
Once the book of the dead gets a hold of that tree then... well yeah, you know.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii1.jpg)
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/3858/dayoftriffidsadj5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
That meteor storm from The Day of the Triffids should take care of those trees.
Quote from: Evan on June 03, 2007, 09:48:04 AM
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/3858/dayoftriffidsadj5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
That meteor storm from The Day of the Triffids should take care of those trees.
What about the book?
Montag from FAHRENHEIT 451 will take of that dead book and any other stray reading material around.
(http://ploum.frimouvy.org/images/fahrenheit451.jpg)
Our sun's SUPERNOVA Its explosion peak emitts more than 50 billion Suns worth of light, an explosion damage of 800 trillion massive super thermonuclear explosions! Then collapsing directly into a black hole.
(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5341/supernovaitsexplosionpeqv1.jpg)
Goodnight Montag and everything else too ...
This looks like a job for 2 supermen
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/supermen.jpg)
Ok, Stupermen...I send you into...the PHANTOM ZONE! Moohoohahaha!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/PhantomZone-adv283.jpg)
Davy Jones can take on the PHANTOM ZONE.
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4295/tdavyjonesro2.jpg)
Karma for DENNIS. 2 Supermen now thats power.
PS ... oh hey look at that ... now who ripped my karma? man up, and for what? lol ...
the real king of the seas, Nessie
(http://www.theconservativevoice.com/ap/img/NYOL98005312048.jpg)
Nessie is cool. Karma for rebel_1812 :thumbup:
Nessie wouldn't stand a chance against a destroyer full of drunken sailors and their syphilis infected "battleships."
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/shipshame/shipshame3.jpg)
Neptune (aka Poseidon) wades in . . .
(http://a304.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_1a2ab7dc64c12e5a874da083df4083df.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/poseidon-cast.jpg)
This gang can take anything Poseidon tosses their way.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/200px-Minya.jpg)
His dad can beat up their dads, and eat their ship too.
Quote from: Kester Pelagius on January 18, 2007, 01:55:56 PM
Quote from: ulthar on January 18, 2007, 01:48:54 PM
Debbie Harry demonstrates how to beat a bare breast:
(http://www.imagesjournal.com/2004/reviews/videodrome/smpic4.jpg)
She covers it with a red X?
:bouncegiggle:
Yeah, well, this Golden Temple Amazon will whip her into submission!
(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=112594.0;attach=148)
Im sure she wouldnt want to upset an angry mob boss.
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c78/ramsfan2112000/DSC00891.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dirtyharrystor.jpg)
"Go ahead, make my day."
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/SWAT%20Kats/The%20Pastmaster%20Always%20Rings%20Twice/past074.jpg)
Commander Feral calls for chopper backup, and Dirty Harry's all washed up.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/SWAT%20Kats/The%20Origin%20of%20Dr%20Viper/origin032.jpg)
Feral has the Chin of Power!!!
Even Scar is afraid of THE LION KING! Can Feral take it on that "chin"?
(http://www.lionking.org/postcard/postcard02.gif)
the lion king would make a good trophy for a big game hunter.
(http://www.douglasweaverartist.com/images/portBigGameHunter.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/JCMonster3.jpg)
The hunter has lost his head
But can he handle the rampaging MADDNESS of MILK AND CHEESE?!
(by the way, whats that from? Ive seen that exact image on a punk band bumper sticker.)
(http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/milk_cheese.jpg)
(http://www.yourmother.com/ayce/milkcheeseweb.jpg)
It's from a great "B" movie, The Monster of Piedras Blancas, sort of a Creature From The Black Lagoon ripoff, but very enjoyable. :bouncegiggle:
Enuffa this muckin' round! This was supposed to be a Bad Movies Picture War! :teddyr: Well, to brokerage a peace here, I'll throw in a true movie character (Thanks, Dennis) that can defeat Milk, Cheese, The Monster of Piedras Blancas :thumbup: (not an easy task) any severed head, Big Game Hunter, Lion King, and Feral Chin o' 'Destiny' :teddyr:. BUT, does not quite meet the criteria of "bad movie" as it is a purty good movie . . . check out Julia Adams in the poster, no wonder Creature loved Kay . . .
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Creature_from_the_Black_Lagoon_poster.jpg)
Don't you dare hurt Julie! She's my baby!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/3769796416.jpg) "Give me back my baby!You took my baby! GIVE HER BACK TO ME!!!!"
(Karma Kygotc,for Milk and Cheese! I LOVE that comic!!! One of the few I still read!,when I can find it.)
I'm a little late getting into the game but I'd say you would NOT want your "baby" back if it looked like the one in this carriage...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/itsalive.jpg)
Mary Poppins could handle that mutant baby.
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7255/poppins3mj4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!"
(http://a281.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_649e89d911558e6aafd97d50fff1d268.gif)
Barbra...so lovely...so...DOOMED! Should I burn her at the stake? Bury her alive.? Whip her into a bloody mess? Plain old strangle her? Nah...howzabout...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/barbarasteele7.jpg)
Pounding a spiked mask onto her pretty face! MooHAHAHA!
Alas...indeed she would become a horribly disfigured person and would make a good match for...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/toxicwasteguy.jpg)
who would beat her on a daily basis...
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/swampmov4.jpg)
(http://www.marveldirectory.com/pictures/individuals/m_1d/manthing.gif)
Swamp Thing AND MAnthing??? Wow! That's alotta veggies....these guys could use a healthy dose of veggies...to go with their usual diet of MEAT...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-11.jpg)
Perhaps you can simply drop the veggie AND meat thing and go with this product...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thestuff.jpg)
Christopher Lee's HORROR OF DRACULA beats some meat eatin' ass, but may be too late to save pretty-evil Barbara Steele; her eyebrow raised is still enuff to demolish any Miss Mary Poppins.
(http://a586.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_2daffc6da8b5e6d4c312dd3e6bfd9e99.jpg)
Scream,DRACULA,Scream!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/dracula_1958_14.jpg)
(my avatar is giving this picture a dirty look!- :bouncegiggle:)
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 10, 2007, 07:46:31 PM
Scream,DRACULA,Scream!
(my avatar is giving this picture a dirty look!- :bouncegiggle:)
Who do you think gave Bela karma? :smile:
It seems just and right, to me anyway, but . . . what now???
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg)
Godzilla definitely needs to work on those thighs . . .
Those thighs are bulging, but they're no match for this Tony Little...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/tonylittle.jpg)
Who can help Godzilla now for a limited time only, 20 low monthly payments of $59.99...
OR
Perhaps he can watch the Linnea Quigley Horror Workout...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/linnea.jpg)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100028/
Linnea is Naughty!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/silentnight/silentnight4.jpg)
Voldar gets the upper hand...
(http://photos23.flickr.com/32806438_d26bc28006_o.jpg)
sorry to say for Voldar, The Thing has invaded the spaceship...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thething.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on June 12, 2007, 11:32:05 AM
sorry to say for Voldar, The Thing has invaded the spaceship...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thething.jpg)
Looks like Johnny Storm will have to burn out THE THING infection...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Htorch.PNG)
Finaly! The world has use for Aquaman!
(http://floatingaway.blogs.com/weblog/images/24598524.jpg)
Aquaman finds out that he has absolutely no control of giant nuclear mutated crabs and has his head devoured...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/monstercrab.jpg)
Who better to deal with such a threat than...
(http://www.kiddiematinee.com/images/c-captnemo01.jpg)
Captain Nemo and his Nautilus
Your city has been invaded...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-12.jpg)
Frank Einstein (aka Madman) has delt with stranger beasts.
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/m/madman1.jpg)
Not this strange:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/oysterizer.jpg)
She-Ra arrives in the city with a fist full of PMS coming the monster's way...run and flee while you can cowards...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/sheraswift.jpg)
Wendy O... the Queen of PMS (punk/Metal/Sex?)....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-13.jpg)
Quote from: Fausto on June 12, 2007, 08:04:36 PM
Not this strange:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/oysterizer.jpg)
(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1788/dragonzord1ww3.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/hitch-hiker-s-guide-to-the-galaxy-2.jpg)
They also brought along their towels
I just read this entire thread . . . I've GOT to get out of the house more.
Great job, guys!!!!!! Now I have a ton of new B movies to check out.
You better keep your robots out this swamp.
(http://panamafilms.com/images/film_library_05.jpg)
...though I'm still trying to find it.
p.s. - If you do find it, be sure to check your crotch for shotguns.
I heard theres monsters up in them there swamps too...they'll eat robots and scantly clad vixens I'm afraid...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/swamp.jpg)
Ah...Lobo...he tinks HE's da monstar...some day dey vill meet the monstar...heh,heh,heh!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/2briude-1.jpg)
Quote from: indianasmith on June 13, 2007, 11:38:08 AM
I just read this entire thread . . . I've GOT to get out of the house more.
Great job, guys!!!!!! Now I have a ton of new B movies to check out.
you...read...the...WHOLE...thing....???. :buggedout:......I don't know if that's incredibly cool... :thumbup: or incredibly...sad! :bluesad:
(karma!) :smile:
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 07:31:30 PM
Ah...Lobo...he tinks HE's da monstar...some day dey vill meet the monstar...heh,heh,heh!"
The MONSTER . . .
revealed !!! (http://a340.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/36/l_0c46ceaf899c14fe2cab2733956c5763.jpg)
Quote from: Amontillado on June 13, 2007, 03:00:13 PM
You better keep your robots out this swamp.
Amontillado, one of my favorite stories. I like that. Welcome and applause for you!
In pace requiescat.
Quote from: Allhallowsday on June 13, 2007, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 07:31:30 PM
Ah...Lobo...he tinks HE's da monstar...some day dey vill meet the monstar...heh,heh,heh!"
The MONSTER . . . revealed !!!
(http://a340.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/36/l_0c46ceaf899c14fe2cab2733956c5763.jpg)
Your nasty old lady is no match for this nasty old lady...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/oldlady.jpg)
That slimy old hag is nothing...against the EVIL DEAD!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-14.jpg)
Is there really "evil dead?" IF so, there are not more evil dead than Quint from THE INNOCENTS (1961) who could out-spook any EVIL DEAD . . .
. . . is he really there torturing you . . .? Or is it really all in your mind . . . ?
(http://a395.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_881d7640cb30152dd59226f086707572.jpg)
Mike has seen every bad horror and science fiction movie ever made. He knows the rules and has a closet filled with sports equipment. He is also paranoid enough that actually meeting a real menace would be a huge relief.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nothingthere/nothingthere4.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/mike-and-the-bots.jpg)
This Mike has seen even more bad horror and sci-fi flicks, with a few K. Gordon Murray kiddie Mexi-movies thrown in.
I don't know what rules he follows but he's got a satellite full of 'bots. He is also mid-western enough to be full of cheese and beer 24-7.
Quote from: Andrew on June 14, 2007, 10:22:09 PM
Mike has seen every bad horror and science fiction movie ever made. He knows the rules and has a closet filled with sports equipment. He is also paranoid enough that actually meeting a real menace would be a huge relief.
:bouncegiggle:
(http://a384.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/l_aaf0984f560c7cc1de74e5019dbf0897.jpg) Also a misfit, SLOTH breaks thru all barriers to reach Mike and give him a friendly hug!
Remember what happened to the last person this guy hugged? (see x men 3)
(http://www.lafm.com/images%20folder/10f.jpg)
Golem needs love too!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/golem_r2_7.jpg)
Well we all know what happens when you show monsters love...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/frankgirl.jpg)
Hope you brought your bathing suit...
Quote from: The DarkSider on June 15, 2007, 09:42:07 AM
Well we all know what happens when you show monsters love...
(http://a213.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_8e87bd8ccfa58f96e7b7478a926aa7d4.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/highway_heaven2.jpg)
"Highway to Heaven" Landon sends "Teenage Werewolf" Landon straight to Hell.
Do not pass GO.
At least he'll get a rousing version of "Landon the Moocher" when he gets there.
(http://fastjack.at/images/uploads/Forbidden_Zone_Devil.jpg)
...Now bring me the princess!
I think he'd prefer a Prince...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/purple.jpg)
You say you want a dancing monster:
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1002/youngfrankenstein1iq5.jpg)
Quote from: raj on June 15, 2007, 08:18:14 PM
You say you want a dancing monster:
You get
nothing !!! (http://a100.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/33/l_d6aceb4d7dd8da040a0452f805369c8b.gif)
Allhallows has gone apesh!t!!! :bouncegiggle:
And what a mess you have made!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/mermaid_in_manhole14.jpg) (from MERMAID in a MANHOLE)
guess I'll have to send in someone to clean that up...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/anthropophagus14.jpg) (from GRIM REAPER)
...Ifeel dirty and grossed out...and I"M the one who posted it! :bluesad: UGH.
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 15, 2007, 10:07:29 PM
Allhallows has gone apesh!t!!! :bouncegiggle:
Isn't that a riot??? I advised the poster on another board that I was
pilfering that one! Obviously, it makes me warm and fuzzy all over!
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 15, 2007, 10:07:29 PM
And what a mess you have made!
guess I'll have to send in someone to clean that up...!
...Ifeel dirty and grossed out...and I"M the one who posted it! :bluesad: UGH.
Thanks for putting
my name on yer mess! I have to admit it did make me laugh! :bouncegiggle: (And after watching most of
PARTY MONSTER on IFC tonight, I'm inured.) In any case, and oh so thankfully, Alice, living with 6 dental-flossin', toilet tissue wipin', hair-do primpin' kids (plus two adults of the same ilk) is used to horrible messes and tosses it off to high spirits. :smile:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Ann_B._Davis.gif)
Kharis will help out Alice with some towels...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/114079356_05be75896c_o.jpg)
Y'all will laugh at this, but I went to see The Grim Reaper when I was 17 in the theater, and that movie scared me so badly I walked out - and didn't work up the nerve to watch all of it until I was in my 40's!!!
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 15, 2007, 10:46:49 PM
Kharis will help out Alice with some towels...!
Damn, people
hate dry scratchy towels! Found this helpful hint:
Terry cloth towels dried outside on the line tend to be stiff because they have not been fluffed as they dry. In lieu of using fabric softener, you can add a cup of white vinegar to your rinse cycle to soften, deodorize, and minimize lint problems. Again, towels dried on the line will tend to dry stiff. If you have a dryer, once you bring towels indoors, toss in dryer for a couple minutes to soften and fluff. :wink:
http://forum.doityourself.com/showthread.php?t=233739
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/342956670_l.jpg)
I hope dat hint be hepful :teddyr: BTW, and despite what SNUGGLES says, I myself
love my towels dry and scratchy. :tongueout:
ALICE!!! TOWELS!!! CLEANING!!!! IT"S EVIL!!! OR AM I GOING MAD????
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Picture008.jpg)
ACID BABY ...KILL SNUGGLES!!!
(more shamless self promotion...)
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 15, 2007, 11:36:28 PM
ALICE!!! TOWELS!!! CLEANING!!!! IT"S EVIL!!! OR AM I GOING MAD????
ACID BABY ...KILL SNUGGLES!!!
(more shamless self promotion...)
Hey, it was Kharis who brought up the towels. A helpful hint from HELL, Lois, is always welcome!
In your drawing, I like the monstrous one-eyed stillborn Rosemary boy-Baby. You're completely twisted, but you can draw. I will applaud you tomorrow. Mind Blowing madness? Who was blowing...never mind. "Wild Sex Horror . . . ?" Sign me up.
Twenty crossdressing nuns with torches to burn down the chocolate factory:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ninjawars/ninjawars6.jpg)
(By the way, that mix of "The Shining" and "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" made me crack up.)
Who else better to stop the cross dressing nuns than the Devil's Rejects?
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/devilsrejects.jpg)
Thus starting a MASSIVE holy war...
Well, if they massive hole war then fellow REJECT Karen Black can take over the controls.
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/airport20karen20black.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/80036HmOL_w.jpg)
Swampthing Mary can take over from Karen.
Even a swamp thingy wouldnt want to upset a homicidal maniac, particularly Johnny.
(http://www.geocities.com/megyhavok/JTHM.gif)
But Enma Ai can take Johnny to hell...
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c135/MayMurder/Anime%20and%20Manga%20Series/1178187928840.jpg)
A tentacled sex fiend is always the worst thing for an Anime girl.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/overfiend/overfiend6.jpg)
Thundarr The Barbarian fears no animated monster...feel the wrath of my sun sword tentacle vermin!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thundarr.jpg)
Dick tracey will take him down.
(http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary's/Pictures/NESGameCovers/D/Dick%20Tracy.jpg)
" That c@<%$u<%er Tracy? Kill 'em!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/01_16_40-Z2.jpg)
Colorado has Joe Cabot in his gunsight.
(http://a833.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_d83dee619da0fe6366f4ed4a21855350.jpg)
William Munny could easily take out Colorado.
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6319/unforgivenclinttt8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumb***h takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down!"
POW!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/tgtbatu20bad.jpg)
" If your going to shoot,don't talk,shoot!"
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/band_of_brothers_easy_company-1.jpg)
Did someone say shoot ?
Capt. Miller and his squad + Private Ryan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saving_private_ryan) are better than your Band of Brothers.
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9482/village1av3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"Flak gun, 20 millimeter. Take it out!"
Duke Nukem is used to fending off any kind of heavy artillery any army can dish out...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/dukenukem.jpg)
Duke Nukem? Meet a
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/Deadline20graphic.jpg)
I have a headline for that deadline:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/transylvania/transylvania8.jpg)
Quote from: Andrew on June 19, 2007, 12:52:13 PM
I have a headline for that deadline:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/transylvania/transylvania8.jpg)
Just don't let
this doctor operate on
you! (you'll be more concerned with a flatline...)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/Hannibal_knife.jpg)
Looks to me Hannibal may be out numbered...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/family-01.jpg)
..and they're ready for a creepy crawl...ooooiiiiiiieeeeoooo....
Quote from: The DarkSider on June 18, 2007, 06:39:11 AM
Thundarr The Barbarian fears no animated monster...feel the wrath of my sun sword tentacle vermin!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thundarr.jpg)
isn't this a cheap rip off of he-man
Quote from: rebel_1812 on June 19, 2007, 06:59:09 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on June 18, 2007, 06:39:11 AM
Thundarr The Barbarian fears no animated monster...feel the wrath of my sun sword tentacle vermin!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thundarr.jpg)
isn't this a cheap rip off of he-man
plot wise no...look wise...might as well be...
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 19, 2007, 05:38:56 PM
Looks to me Hannibal may be out numbered...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/family-01.jpg)
..and they're ready for a creepy crawl...ooooiiiiiiieeeeoooo....
Had to laugh. Read Vincent Bugliosi have we? :bouncegiggle: + :bluesad:
Hannibal is definitely done in, but that Clan, unlike Hannibal, have
no taste ... :bouncegiggle:
Oh, btw,
that family better stay away from
this family . . .
(http://a114.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/l_28f740921c1dd1f28b6241703c58ad41.gif)
That Texas family better steer clear of this family
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9434/sopranos2fo0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Quote from: ulthar on June 19, 2007, 12:22:52 PM
Duke Nukem? Meet a
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/Deadline20graphic.jpg)
I dont get it. :question:
Quote from: KYGOTC on June 20, 2007, 10:52:09 AM
I dont get it. :question:
A Pun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem_Forever) on a game that is currently over ten years in development.
The Sopranos better watch their backs . . .
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Corleonesons.jpg)
To hell with families, he'll just blow everyone away:
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3227/r1fw2.jpg)
...or he could just beat the p**s out of 'em.
(http://www.irancartoon.com/100/kruger/sylvester-stallone.jpg)
That's a really big lip you got there, Rock. I would hate for anything to get caught in it:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/bloodhook8.jpg)
Never fear, no giant fishing lure on the beach is a match for...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/hoff1.jpg)
And neither are diamond heisters, terrorists, etc etc etc...
Let Hasselhoff drive this car in a TV series:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/StephenKing-Christine-1992.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on June 20, 2007, 09:37:20 PM
Let Hasselhoff drive this car in a TV series:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/StephenKing-Christine-1992.jpg)
Drinking and Driving Don't Mix! (sorry,David..that was a cheap shot...I'm so ashamed... :bluesad:)
DUEL: Peterbilt vs. Fury this time!
(http://www.horroria.com/i/nposters/00/43/4308-YV.jpg)
Oh, so now its a battle of tough cars, now is it? well, I'M GAME!
(http://www.fangasm.com/grind-house-pics/death-proof-02.jpg)
Look out . . . :hot:
(http://a655.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/81/l_a032252d58036c72c050f986cc7612ce.jpg)
(http://www.magyar.film.hu/kepek/imgdb/KIEMELTI/corrace.jpg)
(http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Sly.jpg)
Stallone will getcha every time!
Scary!
(http://www.classictvhits.com/munsters/pics/16_MCarsPhoto.jpg)
I'm glad Grampa Munster was secure enough in his masculinity to drive a car dubbed "DRAGULA".
As every school child knows Dragula was also a Rob Zombie tune and a lost Andy Milligan film!
TRUCKASAURUS eats that junk every saturday night in the Springfeild arena.
(sorry, couldnt find a bigger picture.)
(http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/screenshots/lists/recycled_24.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/bogartxx.jpg)
Big or small makes no difference to Bogie and Lulubelle.
This spider will take care of things:
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9148/tarantbigwp8.jpg)
Even giant mechanical spiders fail when confronted with Spider Baby:
(http://www.webhorror.com/reviews/s_z/spider_baby/spider_baby_01_sm.jpg)
"Sting! Sting! Sting!"
Quote from: Raffine on June 22, 2007, 03:51:30 PM
Even giant mechanical spiders fail when confronted with Spider Baby:
Can
Spider Baby take on
TARANTULA?
(http://kensforce.com/tarantula2.jpg)
Nice picture DENNIS. You know what kind of tank that is in the background though
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/invenusableflytrap.jpg)
My invenusable fly trap will take care of that bug.
This looks like a job for Delbert McClintock.
(http://www.fansofjohngoodman.com/Gallery/albums/Movies/jgarach.jpg)
Rock and roll!
Did someone say Rock N' Roll? Ladies and Gentlemen, direct from the underworld SAMMI CURR!!!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/trickortreat1.jpg)
There is no Rock N' Roller, fictional, cinematographic, or otherwise, who will ever beat the original Rock 'n' Roll Stooge, the Proto-Punk, and classic:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Iggy_pop_davis_b%26w_1.jpg)Iggy Pop kickin'.
Can't beat Iggy at his own game...so I guess I will have to change the rules...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-16.jpg)
(You KNEW this was comin'...right? :smile:)
Ah, but how can you POKE what you cannot SEE?!
(http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/301/138743.jpg)
Oh, I think that a liberal application of flour will render that guy much more visible.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack5.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack8.jpg)
I want you to know... that I try. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see this girl... of such a beautiful spirit... so degraded... and this boy... that I love... sprawled out by this big ape here... and this little girl, who is so special to us we call her "God's little gift of sunshine"... and I think of the number of years that she's going to have to carry in her memory... the savagery of this idiotic moment of yours... I just go BERSERK!
(Photos courtesy of badmovies.org) :smile:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack5.jpg)
God's Little Gift of Sunshine!
Quote from: Raffine on June 23, 2007, 04:24:34 PM
God's Little Gift of Sunshine!
There's only one way to beat the gift of Sunshine.
(http://a81.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/120/l_c69c2169b938d5eca7b38cf7c226a528.jpg)
The moon is simply an every day job if you work for this organization...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/moonpatrol.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/2007-03-03_-_Lunar_Eclipse_small-43img.gif)
And just to finish it off:
(http://www.filmsite.org/posters/voya.gif)
Quote from: flackbait on June 22, 2007, 04:34:39 PM
Nice picture DENNIS. You know what kind of tank that is in the background though
According to the movie trivia Lulubelle is an M-3 Lee tank, I have always thought of it as a Grant, but the pictures I've seen of vehicles that were identified as M-3 Grant tanks were missing the machine gun turret for the vehicle commander and the 37 MM turret is a different shape, both have a 75 MM main gun in a sponson on the right hand side of the tank. This tank was used by the British and American armies so what was a Lee tank to one could be a Grant to the other. The picture is one of Humphrey Bogart and members of the 4th Armoured Division, the division was training in the Mojave desert in California and provided the technical assistance for the film.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/m3a1lee.jpg)
U. S. Army M-3 Lee
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/82522.jpg)
M-3 Grants with the British Army
Back to the picture war.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/space_1999_wallpaper_01.jpg)
Poke the moon in her eye and these guys will land on your house, which would really mess with its property value.
Not if this space station has something to say about it...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/deathstar.jpg)
The death star has appeared before in this war, and I took care of it the same way.
(http://people.cornell.edu/pages/eyh5/PageRef/starwars/x-wing.jpg)
Something's different... hmm, come sit at the right hand of the father. :teddyr:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/DVader.jpeg)
Never!!
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4815/copy20of20image6sq4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
So be it....Jedi...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/palpatine.jpg)
(http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images2004/movie_pix_a-i/conan-05.jpg)
That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/raven.jpg)
Old wizards rule, because experience and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.
Dang...those 3 oldtimers are hard to beat! Guess I'll have to use all the powers at my disposal...
Look into my eyes.....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/whitezombie003.jpg)
LOOOK!!! DEEPER!!! YOU VILL DO AS I COMMAND!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/wzombie_shot1l.jpg)
Hmmm...and I command you all to bow to yer partner and doosy-do! YEE-HAAA!
Vampires aren't refelcted in mirrors, but they CAN be seen in shiny sweat, which reflects Bela's hypno-vision right back at him!(http://www.toastedpixel.com/comic/undefeatable.jpg) Giving him the chance to pluck those eyes right out!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Hopalong_Cassidy.jpg)
Experience has taught Hopalong to always bring his gun to a knife fight.
Dang it,Dennis...first you put me up against my favorite villians...now against my favorite old-time cowboy! I usta watch Hoppy on an old uhf Tv station when I was little...Channel 46 from Southben,Indiana! Oh well...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/tnt20jackson.jpg) ...Hoppy wouldn't draw on a lady!
Ilsa would have her way with TNT Jackson!
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1551/ilsatl7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(gave you a perverted mental picture didn't I?)
Ilsa would never survive the wholesome goodness of:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/DC-Supergirl-Poster_Large.jpg)
But can Supergirl resist the badness of
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Funny_games_cover.jpg)
Those GAMES will find absolutely nothing FUNNY about the sheer tastelessness of a 'heroic' Ku Klux Klan in BIRTH OF A NATION (1915).
(http://www.artline.ro/admin/_files/newsannounce/Birth_of_a_Nation-728408.jpg)
These guys will knock off the filthy bigots with humor:
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5659/whitewomenqr9.jpg)
(http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/gorga01.jpg)
Mighty Gorga will EAT you! He doesn't speek english (at least I don't think)
Quote from: Goji_girl on June 27, 2007, 03:32:03 PM
Mighty Gorga will EAT you! He doesn't speek english (at least I don't think)
It's well noted that Gene Wilder cannot be defeated in a picture war . . . but just in case, who'll be eatin' who???
(http://a967.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_724b5eefe82fa4b52a8affe27dfdc95e.jpg)
"....it was Beauty killed the Beast."
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/fay-wray-011.jpg)
oh perhaps it was Beauty And The Beast who stopped them all...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bandb.jpg)
This should force Beauty and her Beast to flee, screaming, from the sewer:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/punisher/punisher1.jpg) (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/punisher/punisher5.jpg)
Man, sometimes clothes make all the difference...
Quote from: Andrew on June 27, 2007, 08:25:47 PM
This should force Beauty and her Beast to flee, screaming, from the sewer:
Man, sometimes clothes make all the difference...
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: But in case clothes make no difference:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/T800-in-flames.JPG)
This little lady can take care of HIM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bandb.jpg)
(Oh man, I feel an infinite loop coming ...) :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: ulthar on June 27, 2007, 10:51:27 PM
(Oh man, I feel an infinite loop coming ...) :bouncegiggle:
That li'l lady lucked out stumbling into a metal working plant...just watched it on AMC of all horrible places, but have to say that it is damned durable!!! :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
But, this BEAST beats that BEAST:
(http://a423.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_7d0845c9f1645a8fe6d4e4416661fa86.jpg)
Quote from: ulthar on June 27, 2007, 10:51:27 PM
This little lady can take care of HIM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bandb.jpg)
(Oh man, I feel an infinite loop coming ...) :bouncegiggle:
that is g*ddamn funny if I may so Ulthar!
'Tis a beast you want, Richard III shall be it:
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3738/richardiiimp3.gif)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/Henry_Seven_England.jpg)
Henry VII of England
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/henry8260.jpg)
Henry VIII
This woman is used to dealing with male tyrants and she only bears female children:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hundra/hundra3.jpg)
A well-sharpened spear takes her down . . . .
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/27June07Dalton.jpg)
Paper beats rock. Even toilet paper. Even toilet paper hung the wrong way:
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5987/toiletpaperpg6.jpg)
Ooo, ooo, I got this one!
This guy beats toilet paper TO DEATH:
(http://image2.frappr.com/pics4/i/20051211/e/c/6/ec63e12b8c572cd8855f7b5c559815fe0_large.jpg)
(Sorry, Ash, I couldn't resist :bouncegiggle: )
(http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/COVERS%208/THE%20TOXIC%20AVENGER.jpg)
Toxie's mop reminds me of this cintaur's mullet...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/goliath5.jpg)
(http://a87.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_b2dc2107534b0d449486cae663657a46.jpg)
Cyclops eat whatever it catch . . . Cyclops like all meats . . .
I have the perfect thing to deal with a "One Eyed Monster"...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/killercondom.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Wrenchmuller.jpg)
Mr. Wrenchmuller would like to give the killer condom a Trinitrotoluene award to chew on.
This gal can take 'em all on...go to pieces...and pull herself together again.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Metropolis.jpg)
Jamie Sommers, THE Bionic Woman, can take on any slutty old Fembot.
(http://gim.gupshup.org/gal/H/Bionic_Woman_Jogging_Suit20124_5561676.JPG)
I'm sure a tank could blow the Bionic Woman to pieces...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/tankgirl.jpg)
MAD MAX outraces the tank...
(http://a20.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/102/l_b64cd10b958049a42161e1b8be00f613.jpg)
apparently mad max can't get past a breathalyzer
(http://www.martinrothonline.com/personalhealthmonitor/Reviews/AlcoHawk%20Precision.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Completely surrendering:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Mel_Gibson_taken_July-28-2006.jpg) karma for you, newcomer, WELCOME!
rumoured anti-semitic ramblings ensue and a certain someone's brain takes notice...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/hitlersbrain.jpg)
Brains? Did someone mention brains? 'Cause we loooooove brains:
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2002/zombiessf6sg1.jpg)
The invisible invaders will take them down
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304056850.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
If they're invisible, then why can she see them?
(http://www.blackmailmag.com/images/CINEMA/wrong_turn.jpg)
(Not that the other guy cares.)
The Knights Templar can't see anything...but they don't need to...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/return_ot_evil_dead15.jpg)
(http://luminescencias.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Arthur-and-Bedevere-and-the-Knights-of-Ni-715052.jpg)
We shall say "Ni!" to yon nasty blind knights and shall order them to bring us a shrubbery... or we shall say "Ni!" to them once more!
Ni!
Ni!
I've done you one better, I've cut down one of the mightiest trees in the forest with this...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/hering.jpg)
Because I love it:
(http://images.wikia.com/flashgordon/images/4/48/108orangopoid.jpg)
(http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/silence/archives/killer.jpg)
Don't ask...cus I don't know...just found it surfing....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/bunnies.gif)
The military has no comment on the above video. Or the rabbit. Or the gorilla.
(http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/delta2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Holyhandgrenade.jpg)
This should take care of the gorilla, the knights who say "NI", the fish, and of course the killer rabbits.
Quote from: DENNIS on July 04, 2007, 09:04:43 PM
This should take care of the gorilla, the knights who say "NI", the fish, and of course the killer rabbits.
And of course we all know that with the Knights Templar, you just have to wait 'til dawn, then walk past them . . .
(http://a983.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/89/l_5ea6953ed75d575c4a3858ce6c052206.jpg)
Just in case, better carry one of these . . .
ARGHHH! Frankenstein no like man with fire...FIRE BAD!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/calbolder12.jpg)
Behold the powers of Pink Lady and Jeff:
(http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/4624/pinkladyph7.jpg)
They are truly full of awe
(either that or awful)
Ok, girls...take care of my light work...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-18.jpg)
I know how to distract the AB-FAB girls:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Veuve_clicquot_bottle_sizes.jpg)
Hahaha! That reminds me...I gotta go to AA in about 10 minutes! Gotta make this quick...
These girls never drink....wine!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/dracula_shot2l.jpg)
( I always keep my pictures stocked with vampire chicks...! :smile: )
You've upped the stakes. Those are three of the creepiest vampire chicks I can think of, though vampire chicks, even when beautiful, are always at least a little creepy...
Meet Elisabeth Bathory (1560 - 1614 ~ Báthory Erzsébet in Hungarian)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Erzs%C3%A9betB%C3%A1thory.jpg)
There is a museum in Keszthely, Hungary dedicated to her crimes with figures depicting her victims:
(http://a591.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/105/l_09ac959c7498ba75abb4113fe64d4e36.jpg)
Hmmm...a bloody corpse hanging from he ceiling...another in a tub...looks like...LUNCH!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/edgeinlunch.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 05, 2007, 08:16:43 PM
Hmmm...a bloody corpse hanging from he ceiling...another in a tub...looks like...LUNCH!
Actually should clarify that that is supposed to be Elisabeth Bathory herself
in the tub . . . she
bathed in the blood of her victims (it was her purpose in murdering dozens.)
As for Ed Gein, that overrated dilletante, and also trying to get back on films, I'd expect Ed'd make a lovely dish of Cervelles au Beurre Noire . . .
(http://a232.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_9c1e6df10ddd9a03077644db7a255ac7.jpg)
Well then...dinner is served!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/0b8bbd1195047ace85cdf085aefd06610_l.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Your art is intense and dense. One needs to examine it closely for details (like fingerprints...) :teddyr: Karma for your art which is wicked and funny...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/RayLiotta.gif)
Ray's not sure he cares for it.
ps. Elbow action? I like the flies around his bottle. {Last modification} One-Eye droop? :buggedout: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
Well...if maggoty brain food is not Ray's cup of tea...I'm sure I can dig up something for him to munch on around here....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/gordon6.jpg) (this thread really is turning into a disgusting mess,isn't it? heh heh heh!)
Two brains trump one!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Man_With_Two_Brains.jpg)
Steve Martin wasn't nearly as funny as Inspector Clouseau as...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/clouseau.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 05, 2007, 09:19:56 PM
Well then...dinner is served!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/0b8bbd1195047ace85cdf085aefd06610_l.jpg)
You take some inspiration from Robert Crumb don't you? :thumbup:
Neither was Daniel Craig...
(http://www.petersellersappreciationsociety.com/Pictures/FCharacter/EvelynTremble.jpg)
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You take some inspiration from Robert Crumb don't you? :thumbup:
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Lotta people ask me that...but,no,I'm not really into his work....my favorites were Basil Wolverton and Will(the SPIRIT) Eisner,and lotsa horror movies!
Take your pick...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/3SellersRoles.jpg)
If you research all the actors out of Dr. Strangelove, I think you'll come up with the same results as I do...
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Final-destination-movie-poster-small.jpg)
They were supposed to die on set!
indeed the dark mark is upon them...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/darkmark.jpg)
Wow, that's a wickedly spooky pic. :thumbup:
What's that from?
Innocently enough, Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire...who would have thought right?
Quote from: The DarkSider on July 07, 2007, 07:04:53 PM
indeed the dark mark is upon them...
Is it the mark of the pentagram . . . ??? (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Lon-Chaney-Jr.jpg)
Watch out,Larry...Franky's back in town!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/fighting.jpg)
Hammer Drac HATES the Universal Monsters!!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Scarslee.jpg)
while Allhallows and RC battle it out in a war of nerves, this guy arrives to take care of the monster issue...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/vanhelsin.jpg)
Well,I guess ol'Forry will half to step up to BAT on the famous Monsters side...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/ForryMural.jpg)
although I respect Famous Monsters, this magazine gets the nod as my favorite...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/ruemorgue.jpg)
Well...as long as we got all these monsters sitting around reading magazines,maybe we should serve some eat's....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/6b_1.jpg)
...and get a card game going!!! :smile:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/017e_1_b.jpg)
Yes, let's all have some refreshments.
(http://a140.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_ec63d4e77a2fa66a607f0c78f6f705ab.jpg)
All that milk requires a large
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/img_36192_dce.jpg)
Quote from: DENNIS on July 07, 2007, 10:46:29 PM
All that milk requires a large
Hey, mine was a gin & tonic. And as a counterspell to your giant oreo I give you a reasonably huge circus peanut.
(http://a829.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_01d5d71c430a05df931a690be54f28a4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/43a809303734b-99-3.jpg)
You're going to need more peanuts.
(http://a937.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/125/l_36f2c3a1a74a1d9d74252cd00fd563b8.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/howling005.jpg)
I prefer my taxidermy to have a little humor...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/taxidermy.jpg)
I'll see your toxic squirrel
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/kshrewbig.jpg)
and raise you a Killer Shrew.
You can't fool me...those are just mangy dogs with booga-booga teeth! Now these teeth are for REAL...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/DOGS_AUS_OS-1.jpg)
...love the KILLER SHREWS! Just rewatched it again recently...never gets old! :thumbup:
(PS: page #100!!!! Wow! Cheers for the most enduring of BAD MOVIES posts!!! :cheers: )
(http://www.scifilm.org/museimages/renaultssecret.jpg)
This fellow and dogs just don't get along.
(http://www.thegoldengun.co.uk/avtak/avtakcomimages/villainszoringun.jpg)
Max Zorin kills countless henchmen with very little mercy or sense
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on July 08, 2007, 11:51:53 AM
[Max Zorin kills countless henchmen with very little mercy or sense
Wulfgar is also a savage, merciless killer... and resourceful...
(http://a149.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/71/l_69aa9839a91ef2ff4dc8e330c4c80c0c.jpg)
All you criminals have a Death Wish...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/deathwish.jpg)
Its urban vigilante time...
John Matrix would make mincemeat out of Charles Bronson.
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5699/commando46415ye2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Ahnold vs. Ahnold
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Terminator.jpg)
Bah! My Robot is bigger than your robot!.....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-20.jpg)
GIGANTOR! GIGANTOR! GI-GAAAAAA-AAAN-TOOOOR!
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 08, 2007, 07:34:03 PM
Bah! My Robot is bigger than your robot!.....
GIGANTOR! GIGANTOR! GI-GAAAAAA-AAAN-TOOOOR!
"Gigantor! Giga-ah-ahntor! Gigantor the space-age robot! He's at you're command...!"
Here's K-9 to help out...(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/K901.jpg)
Your robot replica wishes it could be the legendary...
Spuds MacKenzie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spuds_Mckenzie)
(http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/648/mackensie48993iy6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
No furry creature can match the strength of Ookla The Mok...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thunookla1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/072035.jpg)
Popeye is not a furry creature
Hey, we made it past 100 pages!
Quote from: DENNIS on July 09, 2007, 08:07:29 AM
Popeye is not a furry creature
Popeye...
IT is not furry neither...
(http://a221.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_f525ba93ad5c47ab944e71312012c1a4.jpg)
I got a guy on it.
(http://www.tohokingdom.com/toho_kingdom_stuff/cut_scenes/frankenstien_vs_oodako.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/algae2.gif)
He likes his octopus served raw with rice and a little soy sauce, washed down with Kirin beer.
This ass-teroid will blind that alien cyclops:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fleshgordonii/fleshgordonii4.jpg)
looks like a little "something" slipped out of the ass-teroid...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/monsturd.jpg)
Tell me that isn't a real movie . . . :twirl:
Flesh Gordon is the man to take care of this mess. We even send along some cosmic cheerleaders to help him out.
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005U0I9.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
Flesh may jut have his hands full...... :twirl:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/5037-1.jpg)
And one for each of the VIXENS:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/House_of_frankenstein_movie_poster.jpg)
Basically the same movie, but with nekkid wimmin, wins every time...
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/bare.jpg)
hmmmm...what can take on all those monsters...AND be immune to the charms of the flesh....?
Of course! A troop of NAZI ZOMBIES!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/zombielake.gif)
Hercules will chuck those Nazi zombies into orbit:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/herculeslou/herculeslou6.jpg)
Your little girly-man doesn't stand a chance against Steroidzilla.
(http://www.karendecoster.com/blog/archives/steroids.bmp)
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 13, 2007, 07:38:44 PM
Your little girly-man doesn't stand a chance against Steroidzilla.
(http://www.karendecoster.com/blog/archives/steroids.bmp)
PLease tell me that's not for real!!! Good Gravy!!! YIKES!!!!
No idea, but I found it mixed in with a bunch of other steroidzillas pics that looked a lot like that one. It didn't say if it was fake or real.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/anaconda-b.jpg)
When the snake is done with John, she'll have your steroidzilla man for desert
theCOLOSAAL BEAST could make a groovy belt from the big ol' snake!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/col20Earth20vs20the20Spider20War20o.jpg) (No, Glen, that ain't Cracker Jacks!)
This movie mag will drive Glen Manning out of his cracked gourd.
(http://www.studio3d.com/images/For_Sale/3dmoviemag-dec53.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 14, 2007, 06:57:27 AM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 13, 2007, 07:38:44 PM
Your little girly-man doesn't stand a chance against Steroidzilla.
(http://www.karendecoster.com/blog/archives/steroids.bmp)
PLease tell me that's not for real!!! Good Gravy!!! YIKES!!!!
It's not. You can see his hands "disappearing" into his thighs. It's clearly photoshopped, in my opinion. Still funny though. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. :bouncegiggle:
EDIT: Oh, and, uh, my addition! The 3-D Movie Magazine must submit to the will of that one bully from Back to the Future! He's such a big fan of 3-D, he's
named 3-D and wears the darn glasses all the time!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/3-D.jpg)
"All your 3-D magazines are belong to
me!"
BOO!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-22.jpg)
3-D: Aahhhhhh! *Dies of fright*
Marty: The shark still looks fake....
Karma for RC!!!! :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.tri-nitro.com/images/gallery_images/thumbs/HyperCube1.jpg)Bet that 3D shark couldn't survive long in a 4D HYPERCUBE!
I'ts easy for....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-23.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/MOM_AND_DAD_SAVE_THE_WORLD-5.jpg)
He doesn't have a chance against the magic mushrooms from Spengo.
The Tra-la-logs (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thepit/index.html) will eat those mushrooms for breakfast.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thepit/thepit6.jpg)
Quote from: Ash on July 15, 2007, 06:26:53 PM
The Tra-la-logs (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thepit/index.html) will eat those mushrooms for breakfast.
And as Iggy Pop said, sort of, Larry Talbot will eat all those
POODLES for breakfast!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Thewolfmanposter.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/BLIT1655a.jpg)
Run Run as fast as you can away from the fat man.
(http://www.zapad.cz/fotos/zdravi/cholesterol/fat_man_large.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 07:31:30 PM
Ah...Lobo...he tinks HE's da monstar...some day dey vill meet the monstar...heh,heh,heh!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/2briude-1.jpg)
ummm which movie is this from?
^Bride of the Monster
This fat man could take care of yours!
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2787/fatmanwk7.png) (http://imageshack.us)
Hope you like Casablanca!... um... you might.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/caltikidvd5.jpg)
Caltiki, the Immortal Monster can make the fat man thin.
Quote from: count_nefaria on July 17, 2007, 01:44:27 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 07:31:30 PM
Ah...Lobo...he tinks HE's da monstar...some day dey vill meet the monstar...heh,heh,he
ummm which movie is this from?
It's from one of my favorite movies of all time...bar none! Ed Wood's BRIDE of the MONSTER (1953) with Bela Lugosi and Tor Johnson!
Oops! Back to the War!!!! Can Caltiki choke done this horny mutant from the DAY the WORLD ENDED?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Mys**t011.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 17, 2007, 09:41:24 PM
Oops! Back to the War!!!! Can Caltiki choke done this horny mutant from the DAY the WORLD ENDED?
No! Caltiki cannot! However, the 60 FOOT CENTERFOLD easily can...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Women_1.jpg)
See how well she does with the Jolly one's niblets.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/JollyGreenGiantBlueEarthMN2006-05-20.JPG/292px-JollyGreenGiantBlueEarthMN2006-05-20.JPG)
oooh spooky post number 666
All shall perish before the evil might of the evil angry kittie!
(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/4247/superangrykittymd0.jpg)
(http://web.ukonline.co.uk/pfeiffer.jsrpages/scans/pfeiffer/catwoman.gif)
...meow...
WOOF WOOF!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Mys**t013.jpg)
(http://jot.communication.utexas.edu/flow/jotcontent/Dog%20Whisperer%20DVD.jpg)
Sit, boy! Sit!
Thazza gooood doggie!
There's no defeating "America's Favorite Chihuahua"!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/GeorgeHamilton1.jpg)
America's favorite Chihuahua, skewered by Zorro, the Gay Blade.
A Gay Blade won't top Lesbian FANGS!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vampire_lovers-1.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 18, 2007, 08:17:36 PM
A Gay Blade won't top Lesbian FANGS!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vampire_lovers-1.jpg)
RC, this is the funniest thing I've seen today, you get a karma for that. :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: DENNIS on July 18, 2007, 08:00:19 PM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/GeorgeHamilton1.jpg)
America's favorite Chihuahua, skewered by Zorro, the Gay Blade.
Karma for Dennis! I love that movie. :)
Send me the lesbians.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/cartoonbundle_small.jpg)
ME: "Ok..here's the plan...Poogie is expecting me to send her some lesbians...but I will send YOU instead! How's that?!"
OLD MOTHER RILEY: "Hmmmm...ok!'
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/mother_riley09-1.jpg)
You are funny today, Bela. Karma from me, too.
However, busty cavewoman beats Old Mother Riley any day:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Raquel_welch_1millionyearsbc.jpg)
(Three days later...) OK Boys: yes, she's hot. Save her to the desktop.
Next?
take this:
(http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/robot_holocaust-x.jpg)
Sorry ... NOTHING BEATS Raquel Welch in a fur bikini! NOTHING ... not on my planet.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Raquel_welch_1millionyearsbc.jpg)
The Robot Master of Delta 3 comes from a different planet and he will woo Raquel with his one-armed push-ups until she is, well, woo'd.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thingstocome/thingstocome7.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/heartbeeps1.jpg)
These three beat Raquel and the Robot Master.
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 22, 2007, 09:42:11 AM
Sorry ... NOTHING BEATS Raquel Welch in a fur bikini! NOTHING ... not on my planet.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Raquel_welch_1millionyearsbc.jpg)
caroline munro in starcrash?
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/670436429_b68ed8341b.jpg?v=0)
Nope ... she was my first lust.
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 22, 2007, 12:00:51 PM
Nope ... she was my first lust.
Well, Cheezee, despite your ardency, we do need to get this thread back on track. So in a reuse (I do really like this pic) here is a formidable yet conquerable, busty yet lovely, heroine/mystery girl/witch...
(http://a281.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_649e89d911558e6aafd97d50fff1d268.gif)
Bela! Behave!
These girls can really sink their teeth into a guy.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/shedemons4.gif)
They are no match for the ...
(http://www.obscurehorror.com/dentist.jpg)
As an ultimate revenge against dentists
"It's not safe"
(http://www.homevideos.com/movies-covers/marathonman.jpg)
You wouldn't pull a gun on me Dorothy, now would you?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Durning.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/doc.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on July 23, 2007, 10:43:30 AM
You wouldn't pull a gun on me Dorothy, now would you?
or Doc Hopper and his Frog Legs for that matter...
In southern Louisiana...
(http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/images/frogsj.jpg)
...frogs eat YOU!
This little guy is very hungry........................"yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm give me frogs"
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/kamacuras-m.jpg)
a little fire can cook that bug up...let me get Gene Simmons on that...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/demonfire.jpg)
Tom Selleck can take care of him.
(http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/images/muze/dvd/sm/03/161403.jpg)
the SADIST ain't scared of Tom....
..(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/archhall7.jpg)
"Thet there mustachio makes you look like Tom Selleck! I don' like Tom Selleck!
"Ya think that gun makes y'man, punk?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Robertmitchum.JPG)
(http://tildology.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/gish_night_of_hunter.jpg)
"Get your state troopers out here. I got something trapped in my barn."
Quote from: Raffine on July 24, 2007, 09:23:43 PM
"Get your state troopers out here. I got something trapped in my barn."
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Allhallowsday on July 24, 2007, 09:55:01 PM
Quote from: Raffine on July 24, 2007, 09:23:43 PM
"Get your state troopers out here. I got something trapped in my barn."
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Your a sick, :bouncegiggle: sick man....
Maybe this chick can help charm what's in yer barn...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/e7cc_1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mysterymen.png)
Your Mystery Men will end up just like the Green Lantern Corp
(https://www.dynamicforces.com/images/GLSCS1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/003.jpg)
He can still be squished by this big guy
Gamara has to answer to...
(http://www.majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/MAN_WHO_WOULD_NOT__DIE_COVER.jpg)
Death himself
Everybody answers to this guy...
(http://a698.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_129f5f64e148c8c3bb006af1377f4aa9.jpg)
Except for this guy ....
(http://www.adpulp.com/satan.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1a/Medusa-ClashofTitans.jpg)
"hhh...hi I hhh...ansssssssser to no one!"
All minor dieties must answer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(http://www.itchstudios.com/psg/other/fsm.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on July 26, 2007, 04:16:45 PM
All minor dieties must answer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Okay, that is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time.
Mama Mia! Chef Boy Ar Dee to the rescue!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-24.jpg)
He maybe able to handle lots of pasta...but can he handle two giant pi$$ed off snakes...
(http://www.prosieben.de/imperia/md/images/kino_und_DVD/TV_filme_AbisZ/B/Boa_vs_Python_Duell_der_Killerschlangen/galerie/Boa_vs_Python_Duell_der_Killerschlangen_01_303_404_Sony_Pictures.jpg)
But they prove no match for an anti-matter space buzzard as big as a "battleship". Let's face it, not much does...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw8.jpg)
The only monster ridiculous enough to attempt to take on The Giant Claw..?
(http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Monsters/reptilicus.JPG)
Mebbe a ridiculous super hero,mebbe?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/bwanab67.jpg)
B'WANA you say ....
I say Bowanga Bowanga
(http://store.sinistercinema.com/catalog/J034.jpg)
Oh yeah? GOONA GOONA!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/10541.jpg)
(you relize,this is all very UN PC?)
AFRICA speaks...?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Africa_Screams_colorized_title_screen.JPG)
Africa SCREAMS ...
(http://www.davemackey.com/animation/wb/titlecards/Africa_Squeaks.gif)
The ultimate squeaker?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/mousey-1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/cerber4ev.jpg)
This guy will make him squeak real loud.
BREAKFAST...!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Ymir4.jpg)
LUNCH !
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/eragon-9.jpg)
And where is dinner, may I ask?
Here's DINNER (or in the south SUPPER)
(http://www.dignews.com/admin/screenshoot/king_kong_23.jpg)
Midnight snack!!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/KingKong1933.jpg)
Beauty tamed the beast....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Bettie_Page3.jpg)
...and Betty is a beauty!
If you only knew how much Bettie Page stuff I have .... *sigh* only if we shared the same generation.
So anyway the only thing that can shoot the beauty Bettie ... is Bunny.
(http://www.shakti-sama.com/images/bettienbunny.jpg)
Bunny Yeager the photographer
And who better to shoot the Bunny...?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/detector.jpg)
(http://a311.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_be3cd110bbaa255cf94244e7194d5e1e.jpg)
Elmer never
did get to shoot the bunny...
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 28, 2007, 07:58:24 PM
If you only knew how much Bettie Page stuff I have .... *sigh* only if we shared the same generation.
Like what? Vintage? Cool. Bettie Page lives...(I mean really!)
He did, once, on Family Guy. He shot him multiple times in fact. Then he broke his neck.
Quote from: Kooshmeister on July 29, 2007, 01:58:12 AM
He did, once, on Family Guy. He shot him multiple times in fact. Then he broke his neck.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bugsshoot.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bugsbreak.jpg)
Great Moment! :thumbup:
Well Family Guy stole most of its jokes from this dude's sponsors....
(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/comicguypoint.gif)
Well this guy has some of the best jokes ...
(http://www.yanivalfasy.com/SM/profilepics/Cartman.jpg)
Quote from: Midnightxpress on July 29, 2007, 06:19:17 AM
Well Family Guy stole most of its jokes from this dude's sponsors....
(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/comicguypoint.gif)
True that. True that.
Cartman did have one of these guys put hi tech devices in his anus...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/alien.jpg)
I feel sorry for Eric,
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/odir.jpg)
it's gonna hurt when these guys pull it out.
Quote from: DENNIS on July 30, 2007, 08:26:41 PM
I feel sorry for Eric,
it's gonna hurt when these guys pull it out.
Hi Dennis, luv ya, mean it, but what the hell is that?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Anguish.jpg)
This great thread has sat too long, so, to get back on track with good, or bad, movies, here is the
GREAT CLAUDE RAINS appearing in a bad BETTE DAVIS starrer MR SKEFFINGTON and CLAUDE beats any...uh...thing! :teddyr:
[EDIT] OOP! Not
that THING!!!
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 01, 2007, 08:11:26 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on July 30, 2007, 08:26:41 PM
I feel sorry for Eric,
it's gonna hurt when these guys pull it out.
Hi Dennis, luv ya, mean it, but what the hell is that?
That is a dropship, used by the Colonial Marines in the movie aliens, in this photograph it has just lifted off from an aircraft carrier and is folding out its wings, the box on the wingtip contains missiles.
Quote from: DENNIS on August 01, 2007, 08:24:14 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 01, 2007, 08:11:26 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on July 30, 2007, 08:26:41 PM
I feel sorry for Eric,
it's gonna hurt when these guys pull it out.
Hi Dennis, luv ya, mean it, but what the hell is that?
That is a dropship, used by the Colonial Marines in the movie aliens, in this photograph it has just lifted off from an aircraft carrier and is folding out its wings, the box on the wingtip contains missiles.
Of course! I've modified my post accordingly! :wink: Thank you!
Now your post makes no sense? Claude Raines? :twirl:
Anyhoo...for that critter you changed to, I give you the obvious:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/sigourney.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/barbarella-06.jpg)
Looks like it's time for CHEEZEE...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Ming.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/flash-gordon-b.jpg)
I'm referring the last 2 post over to my legal department for prosecution.
You have the right to post ...
Anything you post will be save and manipulated, and used against you.
You have the right to Counsel
If you cannot afford Counsel, to damn bad.
I'll see me and raise you ...
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c196/iriemadda/PrincessAura2.jpg)
and you were expecting Raquel Welch!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/buckrogers1.jpg)
Raise you one Wilma
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Leiabikini.jpg)
OK...line up,girls...a space hero's work is never done...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/496500897_e08936f926.jpg)
Oh Flesh, I've got eyes for you.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pdvd033tf0.jpg)
I applaud you Dennis :thumbup: 'cause you certainly made CHEEZEE :thumbup: see your point... :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Gordoncast-1980.jpg)
Awright...time to take care of this mess with high tech weaponry!
...er...horny Robots.
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-27.jpg)
Time for some low tech downgrades.
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/84/87/23298784.jpg)
Who will kneel before...
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10101814A~Terence-Stamp-General-Zod-Posters.jpg)
Got your kneel right here ...
(http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/WonderWoman.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Kara_Zor-El.jpg)
This stunning stratospheric artistic rendition is the way I wish this BAD MOVIE chick appeared:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Helen_Slater_as_Supergirl.png)
But, I suppose HELEN SLATER SUPERGIRL can kick LYNDA CARTER WONDERWOMAN's posterior... :teddyr: Great pic, Cheezee! :thumbup: Man she was kick-ass, no? Love that WONDERWOMAN...Kneeling, no less!!! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Hey little girl, want a piece of candy?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/060620_lexluther_vmed_3p_widec.jpg)
You're very good, Dennis, so I applaud you yet again.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Fleishersuperman.jpg)
RIP The Late Superman ...
(http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/solicitation-artwork/June-2006/SupDoomsdayTP.jpg)
Hmmm! What beats a big,bada$$,cool,supervillian?
AHHHH! A cheezy,goofy superhero!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/f032_1.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 03, 2007, 10:59:59 PM
Hmmm! What beats a big,bada$$,cool,supervillian?
AHHHH! A cheezy,goofy superhero!!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Frankenstein_Karloff.jpg)
There,there,Frankie..relax...it was only a bad joke...you just rest now...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/frankdrac_a.jpg)
Sleep tight Drac ....
(http://data.moviecovers.com/DATA/extras/MovieCovers/249xx/MovieCovers-24944-24944-BUFFY%20THE%20VAMPIRE%20SLAYER%201.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 03, 2007, 11:28:38 PM
There,there,Frankie..relax...it was only a bad joke...you just rest now...
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup: karma for Bela
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 03, 2007, 10:19:43 PM
You're very good, Dennis, so I applaud you yet again.
Thank you, now for Buffy
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/AmericanPie.gif)
Yeah well the next time you're at band camp .... try this flute on for size.
(http://thepikespeakflutechoir.com/db5/00480/thepikespeakflutechoir.com/_uimages/TreeseandContraBassjpeg.JPG)
Or maybe this tuba
(http://www.oddmusic.com/gallery/giant_tuba.jpg)
Only these chicks can handle something that kinky:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/untitled-1.jpg)
Hahahha! :thumbup: Karma!!!
Perhaps I can reform you of your evil sexuality...I've had expeirance in these matters...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/EdWood_BELA138-1.jpg)
"BEVARE!!! BEVARE!!! Of the Green Dragon that sits at your doorstep!!!!"
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/9783_0017.jpg)
You too should beware,Green Hornet...your enemies are everywhere....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/hk5-1.jpg)
That's a good one, Bruce Lee played the part of Kato, the Green Hornet's sidekick, that's him on the left.
Karma for you RC
Very good friends...
(http://www.malnurturedsnay.net/batmanrobin/batman+robin.jpg)
Not...exactly...sure how that will defeat Bruce Lee...but I believe this guy can deal with oddball situations...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-28.jpg)
( You have now entered...the BAD MOVIES Picture War Zone! :tongueout: )
Good Evening. Here is your X-ray; you should quit chain-smoking.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Alfred_Hitchcock.JPG)
... And it seems you could lose a little weight...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/boriskarloff24.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 08:23:31 PM
... And it seems you could lose a little weight...
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
Oh it's in my lap...
(http://a339.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/92/l_a4cd98e275ea680efbf9baa2c1ce4cfa.jpg)
"Uh...Bela...I think he want's you to...like...battle ...uh...YOU......"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Bela.jpg)
" sigh...oh..shut de hell up,vill you?"
(that was a sneaky thing to do! :bouncegiggle: Karma!)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 09:04:16 PM
(that was a sneaky thing to do! :bouncegiggle: Karma!)
Who else to battle Boris than Bela...??? So, in turn...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Boris_Karloff_as_The_Monster_in_Bride_of_Frankenstein_film_trailer.jpg)
Ah, but who mastered the art of horror before EITHER of them?
(http://theatreorgans.com/southerncross/photoscans/Lon%20Chaney.jpg)
Huh? Who said that...? Oh---YOU!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Nosferatu20Kino206.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 09:34:34 PM
Huh? Who said that...? Oh---YOU!!!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
I'm earlier!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Golemwiki1920.jpg)
Excellent round...karma for Kygotc and RC... :cheers:
Quote from: ulthar on August 05, 2007, 09:38:53 PM
Excellent round...karma for Kygotc and RC... :cheers:
Guess I'm chopped liver. :bluesad:
Someone say "LIVER?" ( Paul Weagner! I don't think the wayback machine goes much further back...monster wise! :thumbup:)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/6-1.jpg)
( I would give ya one...'cept the thing-a-ma-jig said I gotta wait!)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 09:46:19 PM
Someone say "LIVER?"
( I would give ya one...'cept the thing-a-ma-jig said I gotta wait!)
Thanks, Bela. As you have pointed out more than once this past week, the karma don't mean squat and I quite agree; however, it is disappointing that Ulthar didn't see my postings! :bluesad: I thought Hitchcock with the X-ray was better than I could have hoped to find! :teddyr:
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 05, 2007, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 09:46:19 PM
Someone say "LIVER?"
( I would give ya one...'cept the thing-a-ma-jig said I gotta wait!)
Thanks, Bela. As you have pointed out more than once this past week, the karma don't mean squat and I quite agree; however, it is disappointing that Ulthar didn't see my postings! :bluesad: I thought Hitchcock with the X-ray was better than I could have hoped to find! :teddyr:
I'm sorry...when I posted that, your pic was NOT showing!! All I saw was the bouncies to RC's post, so I did not know you played. It is showing now.
Pop! Thar ya go. Please accept my apologies for missing a card well played.
Quote from: ulthar on August 05, 2007, 09:58:23 PM
I'm sorry...when I posted that, your pic was NOT showing!! All I saw was the bouncies to RC's post, so I did not know you played. It is showing now.
Pop! Thar ya go. Please accept my apologies for missing a card well played.
:bouncegiggle: Thanks! No need to apologize, but you
did start this thread, did you not? :teddyr: Since it is a huge success, and I've been contributing for weeks, I definitely want you to check out all the pages, including page 110, and my poor rude joke in response to Rod Serling... :teddyr:
Also, I must confess that your thread here inspired me to steal the idea and start a very active thread on the old SCIFILM.org board just before it closed down!
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 05, 2007, 10:05:24 PM
Thanks! No need to apologize, but you did start this thread, did you not? :teddyr: Since it is a huge success, and I've been contributing for weeks, I definitely want you to check out all the pages, including page 110, and my poor rude joke in response to Rod Serling... :teddyr:
Also, I must confess that your thread here inspired me to steal the idea and start a very active thread on the old SCIFILM.org board just before it closed down!
Make no mistake, I DO look at all the pics in this thread. You guys continue to amaze me, the stuff you come up with.
I liked the Hitchcock reference, especially the "Good Evening" caption. I was karma-ing the earlier, then earlier idea on this page. I jsut got a kick out of that, especially KY's Chaney pic to start it off. Your post fit, I just did not know it when I initially posted.
Back to the war...(I gotta find some more cool pics)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 05, 2007, 09:37:35 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 09:34:34 PM
Huh? Who said that...? Oh---YOU!!!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
I'm earlier!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Golemwiki1920.jpg)
Not to mention GOOFIER looking! :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: KYGOTC on August 05, 2007, 10:16:32 PM
Not to mention GOOFIER looking! :bouncegiggle:
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Now we're back on track!!! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
Golem got some big hair...well , this gal can out do yer do!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/satanhair.jpg)
(well,that bout wraps it up fer me 2 nite...Contray to popular belief...I gotta get up at dawn! I bid you...G'nite! :smile:)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 10:58:00 PM
Golem got some big hair...well , this gal can out do yer do!
TURA SATANA beats that SATANA right quick... :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1367/11950_0006.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 10:58:00 PM
Contray to popular belief...I gotta get up at dawn! I bid you...G'nite! :smile:)
IRONY!
The bad guy from Romancing the Stone can handle THIS!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Romancing%20the%20Stone/romancing_the_stone_zolo_08.jpg)
"My and my mustache are gonna beat you up, Joan Wild--uh, Satana! Just as soon as I can douse these flames!"
Tell me the truth - is there a giant flaming butterfly on my back? I HATE those things!
Marian Ravenwood would drink your guy under the table...
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/237863~Karen-Allen-Posters.jpg)
Ho-ho! But Marion has one weakness! Little Nazi dudes in black leather trenchcoats!!!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/toht.jpg)
"Your fire....is dying, here...."
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/PH2005110400334.jpg)
Drill Instructor Fitch hates Nazis, little or otherwise
WTF?
(http://www.egrupos.net/albumPhoto/759732/photo_36.jpg)
Quote from: Caronte on August 07, 2007, 05:26:47 AM
WTF?
(http://www.egrupos.net/albumPhoto/759732/photo_36.jpg)
I wonder where he got those shades from :wink:
It's Captain Nazi!
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6117/estatuacapitanamericaus3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
No Nazi is any match for Capitan America!
he got asassinated recently.
(http://www.comicbookjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/CaptainAmerica.bmp)
The toxic avenger will avenge him.
(http://www.toxicshock.tv/interviews/lloyd_kaufman/toxic_avenger_movie_poster.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Swampthing93totleben.jpg)
(http://www.goodgirlart.com/images2/swbabe.jpg)
The more the merrier...
(http://tippytoe.multicasttech.com/somewhereoutwest/image/humidity01.jpg)
MAN-THING wanna SWAMP WOMAN!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/Man-Thing_1_%281974%29.jpg)
MAN-SON creepy crawl a MAN -THING!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/8045.jpg)
This is scarier...
(http://a488.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/122/l_c8bb5bdb598bb72b49467acc3dd7c507.jpg)
(http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/3/ugly-men.jpg)
Some things just speak for themselves.
The Creeper can take care of them.
(http://alansmithee.5u.com/intro/favorites/ioc_rondo03.jpg)
Rondo needs a girly type freind....!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Mys**t012-1.jpg)
Or this ... man, woman, something ...
(http://images.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/real-ugly-face.jpg)
YIKES!!!! :buggedout: That even bugs DR.X out!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Mys**t010-2.jpg)
(AH! Did...did you just say-Berries and Cream???)
Now I'm going to have to get all Halloween on you ...
(http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/02/sexywitch.jpg)
You know, I had not come into this thread in quite some time. That last picture guarantees that I will be requiring therapy for the rest of my life.
Quote from: Shadow on August 09, 2007, 07:27:40 PM
You know, I had not come into this thread in quite some time. That last picture guarantees that I will be requiring therapy for the rest of my life.
Then think to yourself ... that's somebodies Grandmother or Great Grandmother so not only will you require therapy you might require medication too.
Never fear I know where even scarier images are at.
CHeeze....I think your last picture just nuked the universe....I don't know what to do. :question: :bluesad:
(http://www.mrwinkle.com/images/Graphics/calendar_nonflash/december.jpg)
(http://www.davidokeefe.com/illuscaric/images/26.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/bunny.jpg)
MARLON BRANDO is not nice to bunnies...
(http://a622.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_a47f5b5bdb7027e844c36872ccd011bd.jpg)
I guess I'll have to go we'll have to go all voodoo on him!!! Bad bunny hater man!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/voodoo_terror1.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 10, 2007, 06:43:06 PM
I guess I'll have to go we'll have to go all voodoo on him!!! Bad bunny hater man!!!
He's not a "bunny hater man" really, but a "gunslinger" who rarely uses his gun. He is a killer who likes to devise creative ways of killing, such as when he hunts rabbits...
What's the art from... with the toes and fingers being shot off? "All Voodoo...?" :teddyr:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Iwalkedwithazombie.jpg)
You don't wanna walk with these zombies...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/voodoo_1972_01.jpg)
( The 'voodoo art' was from these type of comics that were sold back in the late '60's-early 70s...check your PMs for a link to these great old mags!)
Well every one knows the classic way to get rid of zombies.. 12 gauge.
(http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/12-gauge-dvic519.jpg)
That won't stop an Indestructible Man.
(http://www.sofacinema.co.uk/guardian/images/products/4/7064-large.jpg)
A "Special Edition" of THE INDUSTRUCTABLE MAN?
What, do you get a different movie instead? :bouncegiggle:
Note that it says "A bonus clip of the original theatrical trailer for Lon Chaney Jr.'s The Wolf Man." Yes, uh, a real special feature.
Lon's past,back to destroy him!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-31.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 11, 2007, 11:13:50 PM
Lon's past,back to destroy him!!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Lon_chaney_sr.JPG)
...Lon Sr. 's legacy will destroy him!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/191860742_5169db39c9_o.jpg)
I love that movie. It's a huge personal favourite.
Perhaps only a rock musical of sorts can beat a glam rock opera...
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/tres_girl_1993/rockyhorror.jpg)
"Hmmm...seems like we could take on these amatuers,eh,Eddie?"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-32.jpg)
Who else could take on JOHNNY DEPP as Ed Wood and MARTIN LANDAU as Bela Lugosi? Only CTHULHU I think...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cthulhu_and_R%27lyeh.jpg)
Giant monsters? Not a problem!
(http://www.scifijapan.com/MIPTV/UltramanMax02b.jpg)
Takes one to know one.
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/i/inframan.jpg)
Well played, but would Inframan be able to take on the original Mega Zord?
(http://www.rovang.org/wg/pics/megazord.jpg)
Ah-HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Another toy to play with!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/glen16.jpg)
GORGO likes toys. GORGO would like to play with you...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/Gorgo_1961.jpg)
ALL GODZILLA IMPERSONATORS WILL BE DESTROYED!!
(http://ipmslondon.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/godzilla.jpg)
Is that so?
(http://www.monsterislandtoys.com/MECHA_GODZILLA_2004_6INCHES.jpg)
Ah, but then there's good ol' Snake and his anti-technology weapon from
Escape From LA that shuts down all known technology on the planet. :wink:
(http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/ESCAPEla.jpg)
Not these guys' technology...
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/johnmatuszak2.jpg)
This pic seems even more appropriate here.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Raquel_welch_1millionyearsbc.jpg)
We seem to keep coming back to that one. Not that I mind.
Quote from: JaseSF on August 14, 2007, 08:29:42 PM
We seem to keep coming back to that one. Not that I mind.
Couldn't resist. :lookingup:
Ah! But could Racheal resist the charms of a young SID HAIG in a Buster Brown suit?!?! I think not....!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/carolohmart14.jpg)
Ahh..but could sid resist his temptation for solyent green
(http://www.oilempire.us/graphics/soylent-green.jpg)
More! MORE!
(http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/anthony+hopkins.jpg)
But how will a cannibal fare against a man-eating vegetable from space?
(http://www.freebornhall.com/Health/Tips/audrey2.jpg)
But can Audrey II withstand the foul taste of......
(http://ugly-halloween-costumes.com/scary/Spam/spam-big.jpg)
Spam-Man?!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-33.jpg)
SPAM!? OH! YES!!!
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 15, 2007, 05:08:11 PM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-33.jpg)
SPAM!? OH! YES!!!
HA! NICE! :thumbup: :bouncegiggle: :cheers:
BUT I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!
(http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/20050822_fg15.jpg)
If you dont eat your spam, then you wont get any ice cream!! MOO HAHAHA!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/10/Ice_Cream_Man_(film).jpg/180px-Ice_Cream_Man_(film).jpg)
Mr. Ice Cream Man should have gotten his wisdom teeth removed by a professional:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ticks/ticks6.jpg)
Quote from: Andrew on August 15, 2007, 08:47:53 PM
Mr. Ice Cream Man should have gotten his wisdom teeth removed by a professional:
Gross...!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/Daryl_Hannah_Kill_Bill.jpg)
This femme fatale, with a bit of manipulation, is up to the task.
(http://www.ualberta.ca/~aizen/events/NewYork2006/movie.jpg)
Quote from: flackbait on August 15, 2007, 08:29:15 PM
BUT I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!
(http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/20050822_fg15.jpg)
KARMA!!!! I love that skit.
This femme fatale needs no manipulation...just a few pointers from the Master...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/277354470_f1a693048f.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 16, 2007, 08:45:48 PM
This femme fatale needs no manipulation...just a few pointers from the Master...
Here's a fatal female, holding...???
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART and THE MAGIC BAND's Trout Mask Replica ??? :question: :drink: :twirl:
(http://www.beefheart.com/blog/uploaded_images/ParisHilton-770639.jpg)
"What this world needs is a good two dollar room and a good two dollar brew."
Paris Arrested ...
(http://www.kevininscoe.com/pub/cop.jpg)
Paris finally gets out of jail and along comes Lindsay Lohan right out of rehab to kick her ass!
"Who am I fighting again??"
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6222/mugshot20lohanyn9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Here's a genuine psycho chick that'll take her to the cleaners
(http://jamesbond.ugo.com/girls/fj/janssen.jpg)
Here's a real psycho woman and she brought her own hammer
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Misery_Photo.jpg)
Who else?
(http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/Lyzzie/archives/lizzie1.jpg)
This Lizzie is much more Bewitching than the original.
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/montgmry.jpg)
But sweet little Rhoda be more witchin' than any young lady...
(http://a352.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_b35853135c8a58ed6aee50a92431fadf.jpg)
This puts little Rhoda in her place...
(http://www.kidscerts.com/images/spellingbee2green.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Nancypatty.jpg)
Get ready to be PAGE-INATED!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/bettie-page-whip-734107.jpg)
I swear I was getting ready to post a Bettie Bondage picture and BOOM you beat me to it.
Anyway here it is .. late and really for the Notorious Bettie Page with Gretchen Mol.
(http://www.filmmakermagazine.com/blog/uploaded_images/616247_Bettie_3108-777508.jpg)
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on August 17, 2007, 05:20:31 PM
I swear I was getting ready to post a Bettie Bondage picture and BOOM you beat me to it.
Anyway here it is .. late and really for the Notorious Bettie Page with Gretchen Mol.
Ther'es allways room for more Bettie!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-34.jpg)
Whoops!!! Wrong Bettie...!!!
(http://www.world-o-crap.com/Ilsa.jpg)
These guys should be able to really screw with Ilsa:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/orgazmo/orgazmo4.jpg)
These three are ready to play:
(http://a578.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/66/l_3c9f0f90855116b871284f7d9e259741.jpg)
"i'll have none of these dirty people with their dirty thoughts...Do ya hear me ,boy?!?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-35.jpg)
RC is right. The nipples on the Bat Suit was a bad idea for a superhero movie. Now as for these nipples in a superhero movie... :thumbup:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/kdunst.jpg)
WHORE! For that type of exposer, you go to hell! Or better yet, THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!!
(http://www.forbiddenzonethemovie.com/images/fant_02.jpg)
This looks like a job for Buddy Jesus ...
(http://www.superherostuff.com/bush_sucks_tshirts/images/buddy_jesus.jpg)
Got some work fer ya, Buddy...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/positalabby2.jpg)
Quote from: KYGOTC on August 17, 2007, 07:55:43 PM
WHORE! For that type of exposer, you go to hell! Or better yet, THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on August 17, 2007, 08:13:14 PM
This looks like a job for Buddy Jesus ...
You really are a bad boy... I almost thought he had three fingers on one hand... :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Where can I get a "Buddy Jesus?" :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 17, 2007, 08:28:56 PM
Got some work fer ya, Buddy...!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/Trilogy_terrorSEDVD.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 17, 2007, 09:07:51 PM
Where can I get a "Buddy Jesus?" :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
A buddy of mine got his from a comic book store called Tha Fantasy Shop. I dont know if those branch out to where you live, but if not ill betcha you could get one somewhere on the internet or (God forbid) a hot topic even. (shudder!)
And just for referance if you decide to hunt one down on the web, its called a Buddy CHRIST, not a Buddy Jesus.
No harm, nor evil, nor the devil can seize us,
as long as I've got my plastic Buddy Jesus! (Christ)
Buddy Christ ... just $14.95
Buddy Christ (http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/budchrisdass1.html)
oooh here's one that's glow in the dark!!!
Buddy Christ Glow in the dark (http://jsbstash.stores.yahoo.net/glindabuchfi.html)
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on August 17, 2007, 09:39:15 PM
No harm, nor evil, nor the devil can seize us,
as long as I've got my plastic Buddy Jesus! (Christ)
Buddy Christ ... just $14.95
http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/budchrisdass1.html (http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/budchrisdass1.html)
I want the
big statue like you posted... :twirl:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Buddy_Christ.jpg)
Nobody messes with Mary .... if you do it will make baby Jesus cry. (Do you want that on your record?)
(http://www.geocities.com/reginamundi77/mary52.jpg)
I see Mary also wears the bleeding heart as fashion accessory... was just in Red Bank and have been many times..., but somehow missed Kevin Smith's comic shop with Buddy Christ...as shown. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Can't give you anymore karma tonight...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Buddy_Christ.jpg)I want to put a Buddy Christ on my front lawn instead of one of these zombies:
(http://a987.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_3c66dc52a24c40b8452fa3c3bf028f42.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 17, 2007, 10:46:44 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Buddy_Christ.jpg)I want to put a Buddy Christ on my front lawn instead of one of these zombies:
(http://a987.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_3c66dc52a24c40b8452fa3c3bf028f42.jpg)
An admerable idea but a magnet for vandalism from christian exteremist or it would get stolen by someone else who wants it.
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on August 17, 2007, 10:29:27 PM
Nobody messes with Mary .... if you do it will make baby Jesus cry. (Do you want that on your record?)
(http://www.geocities.com/reginamundi77/mary52.jpg)
That's not fair! How can you fight the Virgin Mary? I don't wanna go to Hell! :bluesad:
I guess all of Mankind will have to start over from scratch. Da-da daaaaa-DA DUM! dumdumdumdum...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/relist20011.jpg)
A caveman war you want...a caveman war you have...heres my entry into the fight...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Eegah-x.jpg)
Eegah is rather scared of:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cavegirl/cavegirl3.jpg)
Nothing a SAM can't deal with ....
(http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_6_3_2005_01_20_21/SA-6a.jpg6db450a1-62c2-4893-a8b3-3c33ccf16fd9Large.jpg)
RPG! RPG!
(http://www.modelguns.co.uk/images/rpg7a.jpg)
RPG! RPG!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/Dungeons_and_Dragons_game.jpg/800px-Dungeons_and_Dragons_game.jpg)
RPG! RPG!
(http://www.teendrama.com/dens/journal/2006/randompics/zelda.jpg)
BFG! BFG!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bfg.jpg)
BIG FRIENDLY GIANT! BIG FRIENDLY GIANT!
(http://www.childrenstheatresl.com/images/thebfg_small.gif)
ZPG! ZPG! Zero Population Growth!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/50411_1020_A.jpg)
ZPG!!! Nice find! :thumbup:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Soylent_green.jpg)
Soylent Green? Hmmm... I Am Curious...Yellow!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/473534715_f84dbaf9ff.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/I_Am_Curious_Blue_poster.jpg)
I Am Curious - Yellow/Blue
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/511M33V2Z7L._SS500_.jpg)
(http://a638.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/80/l_7703b69c384ce0d243e8bc848be1931d.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/electra4.jpg)
Could they crack this one? No they'd need Lemmy.
(http://a4iu.blogsome.com/wp-admin/images/Alphaville.jpg)
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/10/254710.jpg)
Gamma-ra?
(http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.scifijapan.com/Gamera_SK/Gamera_profile.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGFLS_OmaaVtSrJ1cz-Tx2M75nygg)
(http://www.soundtrackcollector.com/images/movie/large/Delta_force_(1986).jpg)
Me no savy Latino!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/160520197_07891be762_o.jpg)
(http://www.darkhorizons.com/news06/p-nacho.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/milmummy_640_jpg.jpg)
(CheezeFlixz, for some reason I can't see your picture, it's not showing up on my computer)
Thanks Dennis, fixed it.
Zé do Caixão...?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/This_Night_I%27ll_Possess_Your_Corpse.jpg)
Coffin Joe?
This band will drive him away with their rendition of "Cotton-eyed Joe"
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/7049/cottoneyedjoegv6.jpg)
(anyone who's suffered through that song for the umpteenth time will agree)
Uncle Joe,he's a movin mighty slow...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-36.jpg)
Darned punks! Makin' all that noise!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/PJ1.jpg)
Seeing this will make him move a little faster, I am refering to the cute little doggie of course.
Quote from: DENNIS on August 22, 2007, 07:21:30 PM
Seeing this will make him move a little faster, I am refering to the cute little doggie of course.
Hmmm...they were his nieces on the program, no? The cute little doggie is better remembered as:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Benji1974.jpg)
GRRRRrr...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/00boywhocriedwerewolfos.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Never_Cry_Wolf_Poster.jpg)
Mebbe Charles should let Wolfman Jack do the howling...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-37.jpg)
"I am the Wolfman!" Comin' at you live and a-howling from radio station EECH!
(http://www.frightenstein.com/goodies/hhof-wolfman.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 22, 2007, 07:33:43 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on August 22, 2007, 07:21:30 PM
Seeing this will make him move a little faster, I am refering to the cute little doggie of course.
Hmmm...they were his nieces on the program, no? The cute little doggie is better remembered as:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Benji1974.jpg)
better call...
(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/u/images/underdog-poster-0.jpg)
or...
(http://www.redcasting.com/_ficheros_publicados/imagenes_contenidos/4/karate_dog_CTL.jpg)
Hope they had their rabbies shot...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/cujo.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/intheshadowofkilimanjaro.jpg)
You're going to need a bigger doggie.
(http://lavender.fortunecity.com/judidench/584/sinbadand/stills/seot010.jpg)
This chess-playing baboon, with a little help from Ray Harryhausen, has much more class and better taste in women than his mangy Kilimanjaro cousins.
(can't see yer pic,Raffine!)
Babboon,shaboom!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/belalugosi3.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Herge_Yeti.jpg)
Quote(can't see yer pic,Raffine!)
Just for the record:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/seot010.jpg)
OK, "GRHAWAARH!" is a pretty funny thing for an ape to say.
But I challange it with a "VOOTIE! VOOTIE!".
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/2106_4_09.jpg)
YEA! try ta snuff THIS one! P4wND!
(http://www.funny-potato.com/images/batman/film-batman.jpg)
Darth Batman is no match for this one pug-ugly gorilla:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/141_4_0000075.jpg)
Ape Shall Not KilL Ape!...(unless he's sneaky about it...)
...(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-38.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 24, 2007, 04:46:43 PM
Ape Shall Not KilL Ape!...(unless he's sneaky about it...)
:thumbup: Well, Bela, love that MAD cover...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Escape_from_the_planet_of_the_apes.jpg)
LET MY PEOPLE GO, you DAM DIRTY APES!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-39.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/Colddead-fp.jpg)
"You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands."
Wooooahhh...chill out,Charlie...Ohmmm....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-40.jpg)
I hear ya...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/HMVSavoyHavana.jpg)
Here's that thought all in one package:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/divine_travolta.jpg)
VOOTIE! VOOTIE!
Quote from: Raffine on August 24, 2007, 11:10:45 PM
Here's that thought all in one package:
VOOTIE! VOOTIE!
Raffine, I applaud you for "Vootie Vootie!" And I state unto you: "GRHAWAARH!"
I say unto KYGOTC my posting got thrown off for JIMI HENDRYX'
Electric Ladyland cover...
Quote from: KYGOTC on August 24, 2007, 11:29:54 PM
Honey, you aint got NUTHIN on us!!
(Picture of two girls with cow udders in place of breasteses)
That's UDDERLY ridiculous!!! :bouncegiggle: (sorry...I couldn't resist...)
HAW! "Uderly rediculous" nice one!
hey, where did my picture go?
Don't mess with the master of Cow-Fu! :tongueout:
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/184/rkungpow2ya1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Quote from: KYGOTC on August 25, 2007, 09:43:05 AM
HAW! "Uderly rediculous" nice one!
hey, where did my picture go?
Perhaps you were censored, as I was, and I can understand why. We must be considerate. (Nonetheless, check out Bela's response to your lost post...) :teddyr:
Quote from: Ash on August 25, 2007, 09:24:32 PM
Don't mess with the master of Cow-Fu! :tongueout:
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Elsie00.png)
Your unarmed,Elsie...HAHAHA!!! Look how cool I am , in my green tights and pointy hat!!! :teddyr:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/90359598_5ae355ff83.jpg)
( Mebbe I hould delete my answer to Kygo's pic too? I think I should...mebbe...)
All you greeness is no match for this ad icon...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/jgg.jpg)
HO! HO! HO!
HULK smash creepy big asparagus man!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/hulk_Kirby.jpg)
Not if Hulk smashed first !
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/avengersih322n4cq.jpg)
Looks like a job for...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Mansteel1.png)
Who to battle the MAN of STEEL?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/00mostdangerousmanaliveos.jpg)
MAN...that's one hell of a bed sheet...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/The_Amazing_Colossal_Man.jpg)
Like no one saw this one coming ...
(http://kensforce.com/06attack50ftwoman1.jpg)
WooHoo POST 1000 I am now a Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema ... what better than a 50 foot babe to hit 1000 on?
This amazing colossal man could handle an attack by even a 50 ft. woman:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/21spike_jeremy_ron0.jpg)
Ron Jeremy... :bouncegiggle:
I think we're back to the drawing board...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Women_1.jpg)
" Darling! I love you! Will you take my hand in marriage,and be my wife?"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/297719268_b2f072ff7b_o.jpg)
Your Colossal man versus 2 gargantuas? I don't think so
Soes anyone else remember this waste of film?(http://www.creaturescape.com/unimonster/kaiju101/Gargantuas.jpg)
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on August 27, 2007, 06:37:19 PM
Your Colossal man versus 2 gargantuas? I don't think so
Soes anyone else remember this waste of film?[img]
I remember WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS fondly... :teddyr:
The giants have caused too much chaos so the little people secretly unite and revolt. They are led by...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/troll.jpg)
Even your monster has to use the facilities.
Mine will get you in the most private of places.
(http://bornbackwards.com/news/uploaded_images/ghoulies-714265.jpg)
(http://a585.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/l_2c0df49043b990c4859a5e08ad4787a0.jpg)
ALL MUST KNEEL BEFORE MY AVATAR.....OK, the action portrayed therein.
How does any b-movie character get past a good swift kick in the babalones?
Harry Earles is not amused at the current trend of this thread... you dirty, slimy, freaks.
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/protaactor7zo.jpg)
I got your number bub...one of these aughta do the trick
(http://www.tonyskansascity.com/tonyskansascity/monsterunderbed.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/TROLL.jpg)
Many a troll spilled it's life blood on...
STING
(http://www.tuckborough.net/images/frodosting.jpg)
Frodo may have gotten a couple of long-ass movies made about him but those are completely overshadowed by this nifty far-out song about his uncle:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9KKyZ5d3h8
OK. You got me on the vid, but I can top that. My mom STILL has the record that that came off of.
I'm so embarassed.
OK, so what tops Mr. Spock?
(http://userimage.gamespot.com/images/profile/7/3/21158018944259951750635412341437/banner.jpg)
Newer, smarter and more up to date.
Don't know about Spock, but this guy'll put a dent in Data.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/laserblast1.jpg)
does that thing remind you of anyone?
(http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/et.jpg)
Hmm. E.T. might trump the other minster, but my guy can flame anything you throw in his direction.
At least I THINK thats what they meant when they said he was a flamer. Anyway, here's the pic
(http://www.vivalasvegasweddings.com/images/Photogallery/LiberaceFlyingIn.jpg)
(http://a489.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/80/l_79471cef4d34d56f95a74753203ba388.jpg)
This young man has been "ostracized" by society...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/willard.jpg)
None may stand before the might of: EXTERMINATOR, spreading his D-Con and bug spray, ridding the world of vermin of all kinds.
(http://www.dvdrama.com/upload/soundwave-Arachnophobia5.jpg)
Yes indeed the Exterminator is cool...however John Goodman had more power as a King...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/kingralph.jpg)
Hey! I'm the King! Really! I am! Awww...what th' heck....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-42.jpg)
Here's a classic king of Memphis wrestling:
(http://blogwrestling.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/jerrylawler.jpg)
Today, Memphis. Tomorrow, The World!
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/AndyKaufman2.jpg)
(http://www.cineclub.de/images/2000/der_mondmann_1.jpg)
I got nothing Cheeze. But, to keep the thread goin. I'll post this SOMETHING (it was the first image on Google searching for "something") to combat your nothing.
(http://www.qwantz.com/fanart/qwantz-Wishing%20something%20into%20existence%20is%20hip!.PNG)
Intelligent dinosaurs, huh? These three should be able to deal with them:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/yor/yor3.jpg)
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8748/vacupede2og9rj4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
I dont know if any man or woman could stand up against The Creeping Terror!
What is it???
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Bewstone.png)
I see your cartoons and raise you an
(http://www.blogsarefora***oles.com/html/eraserhead.jpg)
Well the Eraser head pi isn't working for some reason
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_home/bewitched___the_complete_first_season/agnes_moorehead/bewitched1.jpg)
I can't believe nobody had anything for Tony Clifton ... it's not like it was the Virgin Mary.
(http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/terrorism/assets/burning.jpg)
Endora was easy to handle.
Thulsa Doom's evil snake cult will absorb and convert those witch-burning Bible-thumpers!
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/b4/Conan6.jpg)
(No offense meant to actual Christians, of course.)
Remember what happened to Doom?
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102058A~Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Conan-the-Barbarian-Posters.jpg)
Arnold got mellowed by The Little Ones:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/200px-Kindergarten_Cop_film.jpg)
If I were to be "mellowed" I'd prefer...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c5/MYcans.jpg)
Side note...I really miss this drink, they don't sell it in my area... :thumbdown:
Now this will make you mellow, in moderate quantities of course.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jimbeam_white5B65D.jpg)
(My personal favorite to relax with, a shot of Jim Beam and a mug of good beer.)
You want to be even more mellow without a bitter after taste ...
(http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/10/makers_mark/image/14.jpg)
(http://www.absintheclassics.com/images/bottle_plants_.gif)
Mellowed Johnny Depp's character all the way out at the end of "From Hell"
Meanwhile at the opposite end of the beverage spectrum...
(http://www.adclassix.com/images54schlitz.jpg)
Then you'll need this ...
because Schlitz gives you the sh!tz.
(http://www.porcher.ca/french/products/images/faucet_images/acc-toilet-paper-holder.jpg)
The sh!tz has landed on these guys and they aren't happy...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/db/TMNT1987Series.jpg)
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/250372/2/istockphoto_250372_upsidedown_turtle_2.jpg)
Y'all aint so bad
Here have a drink of this
(http://www.postaldave.com/restore/tools/thinner.jpg)
Not drinking any of that stuff if you're Hardcore Straight-Edge (which I guess I am too when I think about it):
(http://www.scifi.com/ecw/images/extremists/cm_punk.jpg)
That guy's no match for these chicks:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/tghs_330x456.jpg)
Professor strongbad, will you do the honors?
(http://www.lazylaces.com/pics/center_strongbad_technology.jpg)
"Professor" Strong Bad, huh? Well, Dr. Hathaway from Darkman II's got something to say about that....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Darkman%20II/darkman_ii_the_return_of_durant_hat.jpg)
DRAW.
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-44.jpg)
OKAY.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/robocop_2.jpg)
Quote from: DENNIS on August 31, 2007, 08:22:04 AM
OKAY.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/robocop_2.jpg)
DENNIS, i think this would have been an even BETTER counter if RCM had posted a pic of Frank Miller, seeing how ROBOCOP 2 is pretty much the worst thing he has written.
"BEHAVE YOURSELVES!!!!"
heehee! gets me every time. OH! and the scene at the VERY end of the movie when Robocop goes, "Were only human." and then proceeds to stick some sort of crank in his ear and twists it as is he were a car or something. HAW! :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.figurines-cine.com/catalog/images/xss6328.jpg)
the baddest of the worst. A flying robocop?
Thats when I KNEW that they destroyed the franchise
Jealous of his flying ability, these guys file a grievance with Robocop...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/pandj.jpg)
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane and Flash ... eat CHIP's for breakfast.
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/25/250px-Rosco.jpg)
Sheriff Coltrane had better not try chasing this:
(http://badmovies.org/movies/wraith/wraith2.jpg)
I always liked that car.
but what good is it against this?
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2032768/2/istockphoto_2032768_really_high_gas_prices.jpg)
Now hold on there... you're gettin' a little outta hand...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/Andy_Griffith1.jpg)
Your lousy hick jail cannot hold this arch criminal...
(http://www.jodysgarage.com/images/funny/griffith/otis.jpg)
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't like this jail:
(http://badmovies.org/movies/citylimits/citylimits2.jpg)
(Including the bondage John Stockwell angle.)
I believe Walter and Jack could stage a jail break, not to sure about Bruce though.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/supp08.jpg)
Al arrives to show the hoopleheads how a real man does a jail break...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/MRS.jpg)
Every cowboy's deepest fear
(http://www.learnhistory.org.uk/west/Scalping%20engraving.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/wooden.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Quick_Draw_McGraw.jpg)
(http://www.wrestlingencyclopedia.com/Images2/wahoo3.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/cinfan2.jpg)
There is only one who could defeat THE MANITOU:
(http://a133.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/108/l_3d755a5ec4f5316ce698fe35769d0e64.jpg)
I dont suppose it's a manithree
tss tss boom
"What I'm known for, young feller, is killing rabbits."
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nightlepus/nightlepus7.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Jackalope-1.jpg)
You're next bub.
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k137/IzzyDedjet/misc%20board%20stuff/927363734.jpg)
The decoy squirrel worked...ambush from above...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/cobra.jpg)
COBRA!!!
(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11100968/Mongoose_Full_Suspension_Mountain_Bike.jpg)
Wait. Wrong mongoose. Hold on.
(http://videodetective.com/photos/003/000013_38.jpg)
There. Rikki Tikki Tavi. The baddest cobra killin' mongoose ever
Hmmm...how to defeat a mongoose...guess I need to do some reading...
(http://www.carosta.com/directory/ranger-rick-magazine.jpg)
BTW Izzy...your quote is absolutely amazing... :bouncegiggle: Karma!
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 03, 2007, 11:04:05 AM
Hmmm...how to defeat a mongoose...guess I need to do some reading...
(http://www.carosta.com/directory/ranger-rick-magazine.jpg)
BTW Izzy...your quote is absolutely amazing... :bouncegiggle: Karma!
:teddyr: Thanks. I read that and had to have it.
karma to you for knowing about Ranger Rick. I used to read those books when I was just a wee lil duffer.
as for your environmentally friendly reply?
(http://www.turner.com/planet/characters/img/villains.gif)
I dunno about a bad movie, but it's a bad cartoon
Theres nothing wrong with a bad cartoon...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Dino-Boy-in-the-Lost-Valley.jpg)
It's common knowledge that dinos were called dragons at one point.
I have in my possession the hippest dragon. No one can mess with:(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/shr4.gif)
Maybe not as hip...but definitly shmaltzier ...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/paff1.jpg)
Puff the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, inna blah blah sumthing or another in a land of whatevereeeee....!
I'll see your "Puff the magic Dragon", and raise you one Sir Robin the Chickenhearted
(http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/Sir%20Robin.jpg)
...and squire
Well all know what Brave Sir Robin did when he saw these guys...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/3head.jpg)
Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
3 heads = more brains!
(http://badmovies.org/movies/returndead/returndead4.jpg)
More brains means more scannin'!
(http://fasterthantheworld.com/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)
Thats ok Anubis, Burt has your back against Tar Man anyhow...the brains are all yours now...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/burtbat.jpg)
(http://fightingstreet.com/folders/variousinfofolder/ripofffolder/glacius.jpg)
Tar man aint so fluid when he's a lil cooler now. is he?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Batman121_mr_zero.jpg)
(http://www.tennisworldcenter.com/images/Airflow5.jpg)
My dad had a neighbor in Florida with a wicked bat problem. After several exorbitant quotes from local pest control companies, the man decided to give his grand kids one of these each, and the promise of a dollar a bat.
All evening long, the only thing you could hear was the tell-tale "punngg" as the children brought down bat after bat.
The next day, the old guy had the racquets detuned.
End point is that bats and tennis racquets don't necessarily mix.
These grumpy elderly fellows want you to turn down that "racket".
(http://blueopossum.homestead.com/files/grumpyoldmen1.jpg)
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on September 03, 2007, 07:57:20 PM
More brains means more scannin'!
(http://fasterthantheworld.com/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)
scannin'?
(http://blog.scifi.com/tech/pics/total_recall_x-ray.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/270344xdGC_w.jpg)
Due to excessive scanning.
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 03, 2007, 03:42:01 PM
Maybe not as hip...but definitly shmaltzier ...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/paff1.jpg)
Puff the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, inna blah blah sumthing or another in a land of whatevereeeee....!
Meet the real "puff the magic dragon"
(http://www.pieceuniquegallery.com/swanson/pix/DS6608_closeup.jpg)
Ha, tell that to the gremlin!
(http://www.iconsoffright.com/BehindTheMask/Twilight.jpg)
Gremlins eh, they shouldn't have fed this guy after midnight...
(http://img129.exs.cx/img129/5770/gizmo.jpg)
Not that gremlin. THIS one
(http://www.planethoustonamx.com/parts/amc_gremlin_sign.JPG)
Or THIS gremlin. The ONLY creature who could drive bugs bunny off his nut.
(http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0507/Ibugscartoonmage1.jpg)
Nice mallet. Can Mario borrow that?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Donkey_Kong_flier_cropped.png)
maybe with a little help...
(http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/mania/images/ss/ss_smbmovie-dvd_02.jpg)
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1707/speedmoviepostervv1.jpg)
Howzat? Mr. Dennis Hopper. I thought so :twirl:
I wonder what is faster, your bus, or our sound?
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/9608/soundtriohr3.jpg)
(http://image.compusa.com/prodimages/0/fc1a1649-cc68-42f4-b0ce-cf3d7dc3293e.gif)
I got your number, bub. No pencil drawing is gonna bully me
I cannot be erased !!! :teddyr:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/51W698PJMXL._SS500_-1-.jpg)
Mr. Squarepants, we're sorry to inform you that your home has been...well...renovated...
(http://www.npicenter.com/anm/articlefiles/12291-pineapple.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 07, 2007, 05:52:23 AM
Mr. Squarepants, we're sorry to inform you that your home has been...well...renovated...
(http://www.npicenter.com/anm/articlefiles/12291-pineapple.jpg)
hahahaha! +karma!
Quote from: KYGOTC on September 07, 2007, 10:23:52 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 07, 2007, 05:52:23 AM
Mr. Squarepants, we're sorry to inform you that your home has been...well...renovated...
(http://www.npicenter.com/anm/articlefiles/12291-pineapple.jpg)
hahahaha! +karma!
I gotta agree. You stumped me...for now.
I wonder if organic pineapple would make a good mix with this nautical-themed beverage:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/clamato_1.jpg)
Interesting drink...however it looks like it could use a good punch...
(http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs2/hawaiin03.jpg)
Have a beer...
(http://a203.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_09d2e7fa235242b0a68026adb59c4c32.jpg)
" Just a pinch...! In a flower....or-perhaps-in a glass of..... wine?"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/bela-1.jpg)
Do you tanqueray, a ha ha ha!
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3204/tony4jk.jpg)
(note to self, mention this in the the "tv commercials you hate" thread)
Some fornicating college kids should be able to take care of any alcohol on hand:
(http://badmovies.org/movies/mutilator/mutilator4.jpg)
Look at that, there are a couple of dearly departed bottles in the background.
Mrs. Voorhees hates fornicating youngers...they let her son drown while they made love...
(http://www.fridaythe13thfilms.com/media/figures/pamela4.jpg)
But fornication is so much fun...
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/motelhell5.jpg)
My "toy" is bigger...
(http://www.nndb.com/people/931/000119574/linnea-quigley-2-sized.jpg)
(http://www.bmgevents.com/frederickburg/BigBoytoy2007/Images/Big%20boy%20toy%20logo_WEB.gif)
Putcho money where yo mouf is there big fella.
No time for stage fright now
ok...game on Izzy if you think you can hang with the "big boys"... :teddyr:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/BigBoyLogo.png)
Big Boy take out
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/82.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 08, 2007, 08:18:49 AM
ok...game on Izzy if you think you can hang with the "big boys"... :teddyr:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/BigBoyLogo.png)
:teddyr:I need a mailing address for you. I saw like a 60's era dust collector thing of this guy in a flea market yesterday. He just became yours.
Quote from: DENNIS on September 08, 2007, 10:10:47 AM
Big Boy take out
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/82.jpg)
waddahellizzat?
This HOST reminds you to have your giant mutant amphibian monsters spayed or neutered.
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/PC3.jpg)
Prepare to be SPADE, NUDDERED, AND THEN SOME, you SONUVABEECH!!
(http://www.geocities.com/murphy_brown_00/cerberus.jpg)
(http://www.mccullohantiques.com/pict1949.jpg)
courtesy of Umbrella Corp
If there is one person more than capable of taming that pan its...
(http://www.pbs.org/juliachild/images/julia_fish.jpg)
Bon Appetite!
I actually saw the episode where she spit up her escargot. So, the only thing to tame Dame Julia should naturally be
(http://www.royalmountaininn.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/escargot.jpg)
Julia has called in reinforcements...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Iron_Chef.JPG)
"That's one of them hard shell peppercorns!"
I'd take this award winning food family over the Iron Chefs in a fight any day...
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/tcm2.jpg)
Thank you for the invite but I'm in the mood for something a little light for dinner...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/POSTER_-_MOTEL_HELL.jpg)
It may take all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters, but what about when the critters fight back... and form the ULTIMATE CRITTER BALL!
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/241178.1010.A.jpg)
(http://www.kenneth-branagh.com/images/tmann2.jpg)
His kind got your critters
By the power of the gods, Thor's hair is mighty! Mightier than thine mullet from the stars!
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/rocknrollnightmare7a.jpg)
... and yes, I intentionally used the most explicit "leather studded heavy metal codpiece" pic I could find.
Worse than this one?
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000003BHD.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
Your pic didnt work, so I cant tell
No...this one...
(http://www.angryb.com/images/codpiece.jpg)
Here's a real cod piece.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Leviathan.gif)
I got just the bait to catch that fishy fiend...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/110345834_c4d3e4a6ca.jpg)
Be careful when you fish, you might catch something you don't really want.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/nessb.jpg)
Beware the other terrors of the 7 seas...if you hear them sing you'll be stuck on their island forever...
(http://www.dvdworldonline.com/images/Sirens_DVD.jpg)
(what was this movie about aside Elle getting nekked?)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Splash_ver2.jpg)
A vengeful whale is a lot meaner than a mermaid...
(http://www.qwipster.net/orca.jpg)
And who better to handle a killer whale than:
(http://www.e-pix.com/ArtMuseum/Capt.Ahab.jpg)
"I hates that whale..."
captain Ahab would have a problem with this ocean dweller.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/AbyssET.jpg)
Tom and Tub have a virtually invincible monster of the sea that will waste the Abyss creature and Captain Ahab. Geranimoby!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/MobyDick.JPG)
How good is your whale when there's no water?
(http://pleatedstructures.com/other/graphics/flexible_straws.jpg)
Dont ask me why, because i have no idea, but for some reason this seems apropriate for this. Again, no idea why.
(http://www.harpercollinschildrens.com/harperchildrens/harperchildrensimages/isbn/large/8/9780064433068.jpg)
These two will take care of any problem
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9408/gunchicksfj8.jpg)
Chickenhawk like baby chicks...
(http://a388.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_959aba4004760902e660a0bea8739c53.jpg)
Dar needs a new hawk:
(http://badmovies.org/movies/beastmaster/beastmaster4.jpg)
Perhaps this guy can help you...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/HarveyBirdmanTitle.png)
Harvey, meet Prince Vultan, notice that's not a briefcase in his hand.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/page0_blog_entry18_1.jpg)
whereas this Hawk will slay you
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/sings/hawk/hawk-himself.jpg)
Lets duel shall we?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0e/Link_LOZ_with_items.png)
Link might have a tough time with this hombre (unless he has a Luger hidden among all that stuff):
(http://badmovies.org/movies/wizards/wizards2.jpg)
He may not have a luger, but Gandalf just arrived with something a bit better in his cart...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/gandalf.jpg)
I don't know about Gandalf, but all I am saying is give Peace a chance...
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HHKV09Z0L._SS500_.jpg)
Gandalf, meet the doctor.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dr_strange_the_oath_1.jpg)
Anubis, can only see a red x, so I went after Gandalf.
Doctor Strange, your chest seems to be bleeding! I shure hope a certian monster from PITCH BLACK that can smell blood doesnt find you!
(http://www.remotecentral.com/dvd/pitchblack-4.jpg)
Creature, Riddick would like to talk to you...
(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Chronicles_Riddick_handcuffs_L.jpg)
Bullitt would like to take you downtown for interogation
\(http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=61734&rendTypeId=4)
Ha! Bullitt is no match for Zigesfeld (the henchman with a robotic hand from If Looks Could Kill).
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/zigesfeld.jpg)
Doesn't he look like a cross between Sam Waterson and Crispin Glover....?
Her robotic arm is much more devastating...and she is much better looking...
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/9/90/Terminatrix.jpg)
We see what a robotic arm and good looks got her.
(http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/take2/bloodrayne-poster.jpg)
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on September 12, 2007, 11:35:23 AM
We see what a robotic arm and good looks got her.
(http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2006_BloodRayne/2006_bloodrayne_wallpaper_001.jpg)
My attention? :bouncegiggle:
She is no match against the one man who can kill any video game character or franchise...
(http://www.igniq.com/images/uwe_boll_170805.jpg)
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooll!
Boll's work is mediocre at worst!
(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3678/lattlftrimawirtwherethexp7.jpg)
Let's see if he can survive Davids Latt and Rimawi!
(http://images.tomshardware.com/2006/08/03/charles_band/charlesband.jpg)
Charles Band joins the fight of lousy directors/producers...
I see your Charles Band and raise you Golan and Globus
(http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_04_img1491.jpg)
I call.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Large-Jay-and-silent-bob.jpg)
Countered not by just Ed Wood, but by transvestite Ed Wood:
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/499/wood02aks2.th.jpg) (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wood02aks2.jpg)
Must I bring up Mr. Corman...
(http://www.tv-wire.com/images/Roger_Corman.jpg)
(http://www.dick-blick.com/items/449/58/44958-1007-2ww-m.jpg)
Have some lacquer thinner
Quote from: flackbait on September 12, 2007, 09:42:37 AM
Bullitt would like to take you downtown for interogation
\(http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=61734&rendTypeId=4)
Mr. McQueen!!
(http://static.flickr.com/65/184649688_8288c5465f_o.jpg)
Quote from: Caronte on September 13, 2007, 05:15:20 PM
Quote from: flackbait on September 12, 2007, 09:42:37 AM
Bullitt would like to take you downtown for interogation
\(http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=61734&rendTypeId=4)
Mr. McQueen!!
(http://static.flickr.com/65/184649688_8288c5465f_o.jpg)
I'm guessing that was to honer steve mcqueen that they named the character like that.
Quote from: flackbait on September 13, 2007, 01:41:39 PM
(http://www.dick-blick.com/items/449/58/44958-1007-2ww-m.jpg)
Have some lacquer thinner
(http://www.1ofakindstuff.com/products/GiantLighter2.jpg)
Highly flammable, huh? FWOOOSH!!!
Quote from: flackbait on September 13, 2007, 05:37:19 PM
Quote from: Caronte on September 13, 2007, 05:15:20 PM
Quote from: flackbait on September 12, 2007, 09:42:37 AM
Bullitt would like to take you downtown for interogation
\(http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=61734&rendTypeId=4)
Mr. McQueen!!
(http://static.flickr.com/65/184649688_8288c5465f_o.jpg)
I'm guessing that was to honer steve mcqueen that they named the character like that.
Yes, from "bullit", and the great car he drives...
do you need fire?
(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0362120/lighter.jpg)
Quote from: Kooshmeister on September 14, 2007, 04:19:27 AM
Quote from: flackbait on September 13, 2007, 01:41:39 PM
(http://www.dick-blick.com/items/449/58/44958-1007-2ww-m.jpg)
Have some lacquer thinner
(http://www.1ofakindstuff.com/products/GiantLighter2.jpg)
Highly flammable, huh? FWOOOSH!!!
Whoah! Thats a big lighter.
Old Rip is know for being rather...um..."flam"boyant...
(http://www.nndb.com/people/778/000023709/17.jpg)
Love old Rip...but here's a fellow who is even more of a flamer:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Htorch.PNG)
(http://423smith.com/wp-content/firehydrant8.jpg)
Simmer down there hot stuff
I'd say this beats a hydrant
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/cdncollar/cdnboo.jpg)
For your dog...and any other. Clifford, Marmaduke...you aint so bad.
(http://www.artwiredmedia.com/elements/tiger.jpg)
Nice cat...the Werewolf can skin it and have Dr. Jekyll cook it up on the grill...
(http://covers.dvd.img.compricer.com/5/23235.png)
A man (doctor or werewolf) is a fool for a pretty woman.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/werewolfwoman.jpg)
Quote from: DENNIS on September 15, 2007, 09:24:52 AM
A man (doctor or werewolf) is a fool for a pretty woman.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/werewolfwoman.jpg)
(http://www.zianet.com/cdrmom/LF/Chocolate/box-chocolates.gif)
You got nothin, wise guy. :tongueout:
Ha! Good one Izzy! Although you may need double the chocolate, its "that time of the month" for the Werewolf Woman...
(http://www.freegrabber.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/tampax.jpg)
Looks like the exploits of Herbert West lead to way more blood than your average tampon can absorb...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Re-Animator/re-animator_melvin05.jpg)
""the blood is the life,Mr.Kooshmiester! So quit wasting it,and let me at it...ya shmuck!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-46.jpg)
Oh Dracy, Dracy, Dracy. When will you ever learn?
(http://www.herbdatanz.com/GarlicCJ.jpg)
This could use a little garlic...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/0b8bbd1195047ace85cdf085aefd0661-1.jpg)
(yeah...I used it before...eh!)
Hillbilly cannibals beware!
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/gtexaschainsaw2.jpg)
But once you kill redneck cannibals, they become...
(http://www.terrorzone.com.au/images/redneckzombies.jpg)
And we remember what ultimately happened to Mr. Hopper and his ivory tower in Land of the Dead, right? :tongueout:
Alice doesn't mind zombies...she welcomes them...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Alice_in_the_hive_enter.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 16, 2007, 01:52:29 PM
Alice doesn't mind zombies...she welcomes them...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Alice_in_the_hive_enter.jpg)
See, the funny thing is that I want to post a picture of myself here, because I sure would like to have a go at Milla and see who comes out on top.
How to beat Andrew? Any movie with a (http://www.badmovies.org/common/skull.gif)
Such as:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/swhs/swhs2.jpg)
Quote from: Andrew on September 16, 2007, 03:28:08 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 16, 2007, 01:52:29 PM
Alice doesn't mind zombies...she welcomes them...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Alice_in_the_hive_enter.jpg)
See, the funny thing is that I want to post a picture of myself here, because I sure would like to have a go at Milla and see who comes out on top.
Now thats a reponse! :thumbup: karma
As for the Wookie, with all that fur I think they'd hate to see this...
(http://www.everbe.com/Products/Toiletries/razor.jpg)
Quote from: Andrew on September 16, 2007, 03:28:08 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 16, 2007, 01:52:29 PM
Alice doesn't mind zombies...she welcomes them...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Alice_in_the_hive_enter.jpg)
See, the funny thing is that I want to post a picture of myself here, because I sure would like to have a go at Milla and see who comes out on top.
You're treading dangerously close to finding yourself removed from my holiday greeting card list.
That's my next ex-wife you're talking about/drooling over, there bub.
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on September 16, 2007, 05:20:44 PM
You're treading dangerously close to finding yourself removed from my holiday greeting card list.
That's my next ex-wife you're talking about/drooling over, there bub.
She
is a female version of Henry VIII when you get down to it. How many husbands has she had now?
(You can marry her. I don't need to marry her for what I have in mind, despite the Catholic Church's stance.)
And I realize that Ulthar was being kind. If he really wanted to beat me down, that movie would have been "The Trial of Billy Jack."
I realize that I should try to beat the straight razor, so try and shave this:
(http://badmovies.org/movies/thingstocome/thingstocome7.jpg)
How close a shave you want...?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/basilrathbone15.jpg)
Not that close please, we need these beards for effect...
(http://www.epguides.com/LifeandTimesofGrizzlyAdams/cast.jpg)
those aren't beards.
THESE are beards
(http://www.vari-lite.com/clientuploads/rpd_graphics/backstage/zz-top-2005.jpg)
The little old band from Texas was right...every girl is crazy for a sharp dressed man...
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/kultur/2002/09/25/hannibal2.jpg)
Quote from: Andrew on September 16, 2007, 05:28:59 PM
And I realize that Ulthar was being kind. If he really wanted to beat me down, that movie would have been "The Trial of Billy Jack."
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
I used Billy Jack before....at the very begining of the war. Just thought I'd go for variety.
The 'Original American Psycho'...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-47.jpg)
There was the Cleveland Torso Murderer, and of course, the Black Dahlia killer, neither case, er, cases have been solved... :question:
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SEVERED.jpg)
Lucie Arnaz played the "Black Dahlia" (Elizabeth Short) in a nearly forgotten 1975 TV movie... kind of look alike don't they?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/LucieArnaz88cropped.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 17, 2007, 11:03:19 PM
There was the Cleveland Torso Murderer, and of course, the Black Dahlia killer, neither case, er, cases have been solved... :question:
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SEVERED.jpg)
Lucie Arnaz played the "Black Dahlia" (Elizabeth Short) in a nearly forgotten 1975 TV movie... kind of look alike don't they?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/LucieArnaz88cropped.jpg)
Actually, Sherilyn Fenn looks like her
(http://www.prairieghosts.com/beth_full.jpg)(http://www.thefakelife.com/blog/uploaded_images/Pinup4SherilynFennBIG.jpg)
Nah... howzabout this one???
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/JoanCrawfordByYousufKarsh.jpg)
(http://www.prairieghosts.com/beth_full.jpg)[img]
Soooo...do I have to fight a mess 'o' Black Dahlia clones?
Guess I gotta call in the troops....!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/drgoldfootgirlbombsOS.jpg)
All them Dear Dead Dahlias and girl bombs could only lead to:
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q95/Dracattack/movie%20posters/boris%20karloff/ghost_invisible_bikini_mp.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/MOUSE.jpg)
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/mousetrap.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/German_Monopoly_board_in_the_middle_of_a_game.jpg)
Touche! Karma for you, Allhallowsday!
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39972000/jpg/_39972966_trumpgame2.jpg)
Gotcha again
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/mr-burns-wallpaper.gif)
Well, we all remember who Mr. Burns' deadliest enemy was...
(http://www3.vjc.edu/academics/students/julius_eng212/leadore/images/maggie.jpg)
VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!
(http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/stewiegriffin.png)
"Get in my belly!"
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/FB.jpg)
Excuse me as I resort back to The Simpsons. I'll match your angry Scot with mine....
(http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/6/B/willie.jpg)
Your angry Scot has nothing on my evil Mandarian....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vengeancefu.jpg)
My Chinaman against yours.
Who ya got?
(http://www.jkd.com.au/images/Lee%2001.jpg)
Bruce Lee cannot stand up to THIS man!
(http://gamedropblog.mtv.com/wp-content/migration/images/stevenseagal_1280.jpg)
And neither can Chuck Norris in case y'all were planning something...
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on September 19, 2007, 05:42:12 PM
Bruce Lee cannot stand up to THIS man!
(http://gamedropblog.mtv.com/wp-content/migration/images/stevenseagal_1280.jpg)
And neither can Chuck Norris in case y'all were planning something...
OK, put the crack pipe down and slowly back away. The only way Bruce or Chuck couldn't stand up to ol' chunky butt here is if he was rolling down a hill at them.
Hell, He can't even stand under his own weight.
BUT, in keeping with the thread...Lessee Steve hold up against THIS:
(http://www.thefileroom.org/images/image49.gif)
Rosanne can stand to drop a few pounds....!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/ebsfamousmonsters90.jpg)
In order to neutralize an acid, you need a good base.
Kinda like this:
(http://nebraskanep.unl.edu/nep/UserFiles/Image/milk%20carton.bmp)
Well...not my favorite drink...but if I add this...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/count20chocula20original20box.jpg)
You should have kept your enemies closer Count...your friends are rebelling against you...
(http://theimaginaryworld.com/box708.jpg)(http://theimaginaryworld.com/tic569.jpg)
this guy can fit all three boxes in at one time
(http://www.maxillofacialcenter.com/JOPM99/brief_review/bigmouth.jpg)
Consider your cereal eaten
The Dentist is in... insane that is! Let him at those choppers!
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SGTRXD3WL._SS500_.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/JAWS.jpg)
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/BigG.jpg)
How's it feel to have all the oxygen stolen from your body, lizard boy?
(http://www.scifijapan.com/BFI%20Reviews/05.jpg)
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/red-blue-glasses.jpg)
hahaha, kudos for that one AC!
"I don't get this 3-D crap at all. Everything just looks blue! What the f*ck?!"
As far as eyes go, the power of 3-D cannot hold up to... the Attack of the the Eye Creatures!
(http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/eyecreature03.jpg)
My eye creature's bigger than yours.
(http://irafm.osu.cz/antonin/images/blackbea.jpg)
"It's the legendary black beast of aaaaaarrrghhhh!"
I stomp on your Beast of AAArrrggghhhh
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/21/montypython_wideweb__430x266.jpg)
You've been infected my friend...
(http://www.cartoonbrew.com/archives/lamisil.jpg)
R.N. Annie Wilkes has a fairly extreme treatment for toenail fungus:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/user-5103086_1176862098.jpg)
But has she got a cure for heartburn?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Jeepers%20Creepers/jeepers_creepers_officer03.jpg)
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Natural_Cork_Stopper.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/Grape-Shot.jpg)
(http://www.diamondsgifts.com/images/diamond-ring-round-white.jpg)
Consider your red headed floozie trumped
Ha! That diamond ring is bupkis compared to this guy:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/SWAT%20Kats/Chaos%20in%20Crystal/crystal101.jpg)
Any guy who can turn whatever he touches to gorgeous, sparkling crystal is a woman's best friend.
....'course, he turns people to crystal too, but like the Joker says, you can't make an omelette without breakin' some eggs!
If I remember correctly, these guys had your guy's number.
If it's the wrong show, they still got his number. :tongueout: NYAH!!
(http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/busted/images/051129/herculoids.jpg)
Ha! The Herculoids are but a footnote in Hanna-Barbera history.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/Flintstone-family.jpg)
Judge Doom knows what to do with toons...
(http://www.facua.org/persuasoresocultos/fotos/rogerrabbit.jpg)
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on September 20, 2007, 10:55:25 PM
If I remember correctly, these guys had your guy's number.
If it's the wrong show, they still got his number. :tongueout: NYAH!!
Close, he's actually from an episode of SWAT Kats, however, yeah, the Herculoids could kick his ass.
Sigmund the friendly sea monster is cartoonISH, BUT NOT A CARTOON AT ALL! Judge Doom doesnt know what to do! "GAH! CONFUSION!" says he!
(http://www.albany.net/~genxtv/sig3.gif)
It looks like he is the love child of one of these guys...
(http://www.budget-t.com/snapupload/general/FruitGuys-150.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 21, 2007, 11:31:10 AM
It looks like he is the love child of one of these guys...
(http://www.budget-t.com/snapupload/general/FruitGuys-150.jpg)
(http://lamar.colostate.edu/~hillger/products/arizona-punch.jpg)
PWNT
Arizona fruit punch, meet Tennessee sour mash
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/jack_daniels.jpg)
Take warning from the wise Herschell Gordon Lewis:
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FBQ9S4YPL._SS500_.jpg)
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/britney_spears1_300_400.jpg)
She lip syncs a lot but not more than these guys...
(http://www.zene.net/pictures/pop/milli_vanilli_14_3581.jpg)
(Karma for you Andy C on that last response by the way :thumbup: :bouncegiggle:)
Oh, crappy flash-in-the-pans abounded in those days, my friend.
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/vanillaice.jpg)
(Glad you liked Britney. Was expecting a drunken bimbo battle royale. Milli Vanilli caught me off guard)
Indeed the 90s were filled with one hit wonders. A few soup (s) of the day come to mind...
(http://www.notinaday.com/images/kidnplay.jpg)
There is but one answer to the head toppers of misters Kid and Play...
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/SweeneyTodd.jpg)
I was going to go with the Johnny Depp teaser poster image, but I figured this one would be preferred for our friend Raff. :wink:
Here's the Orignal Demon Barber of Fleet Street hisself...the Great...Tod Slaughter!!! (that's him on the right doing the smothering!)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/slaugh1.jpg)
There can be only one Slaughter... and I ain't talking about Murray! :teddyr:
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/sarge1.jpg)
In response to the bad 90s POP some great bad 80s POP
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/CultureClub.jpg)
I think we had a variation of this pic before, but it seems apropos, and this film's albout "slaughter":
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/POSTER_-_MOTEL_HELL.jpg)
Who likes sausage? Btw, I think MOTEL HELL is a HELLUVA good cheese, er, FILM :teddyr: !!!
This town ain't big enough for two homicidal motel owners
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/psycho1.gif)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Barbarella23.jpg)
Tony...? Tony why are you looking at me like that? C'mon we made TALL STORY together...
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/raquelwelsh.jpg)
(http://www.cylon.org/images/babes/cababe001web.jpg)
ALL MUST BOW TO SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vengeanceSheOS.jpg)
"Hey baby, what's happening"
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/captain-kirk.jpg)
(http://www.niatu.net/transfictiontrek/images/st_vii_soral_kirk_picard.jpg)
Ok...drop the zip gun,Malcolm!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/architect.jpg)
(http://amine.laggoune.free.fr/58%20mars%20attacks%20.jpg)
Ack ack ack
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/TIE.jpg)
Hey human bully, leave the eye poking to the experts...
(http://home.neo.rr.com/grizzly/images/stooges.gif)
Those knuckleheads knuckle under the threat of low-rent lycanthrope Lupe the Wolf Man:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/idle4.jpg)
Sorry for your Wolfman, the Stooges have gone robotic...
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/r/robostug.jpg)
Robots shmobots.
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Pfilm417830082424.jpg)
Nizzzzzze Mustache
(http://users.drew.edu/ssood/BORAT.jpg)
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped...!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/Grouchomarxpromophoto.jpg)
Groucho, meet Grouch! :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.poster.net/anonymous/anonymous-oscar-the-grouch-9911776.jpg)
Well, I've used this one before, but if you've got to beat a fuzzy green grouchy guy with a fuzzy green grouchy guy, you cannot go wrong with:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/grinch.jpg)
Which, I might add, my 2 yo son's two favorite stuffed animals are BOTH fuzzy green grouchy guys: one is the Grinch himself, and the other is a stuffed Tyrannosaurus Rex. :teddyr:
The man who destroyed the Grinch
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/ronhoward.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on September 23, 2007, 05:41:46 AM
The man who destroyed the Grinch
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/ronhoward.jpg)
I walked right into that one!! :teddyr:
Wherever Ron is, you know "someone" isn't too far behind...
(http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/one-man-halloween/clint-howard.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on September 23, 2007, 05:41:46 AM
The man who destroyed the Grinch
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/ronhoward.jpg)
THANK YOU! As long as he is still making movies, there will be no more happy days!
Hmmmmm....what to put up against Clint. It's tough.
Lots of successful people have a weird little brother. How about.......
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/mikey.jpg)
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/89/250px-M60andsoldierwithammoinnam.jpg)
oh yeaaaah! bring it on baby!
(http://www.businessinnovationinsider.com/Rambo.jpg)
Aaaadaamm Wwweeeesstt
(http://www.meekermuseum.com/adamwest.jpg)
Don't hassle the 'Hoff!
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/David40.jpg)
One can easily hassle the Hoff, simply bring up this picture...
(http://twoday.net/static/gizzy/images/hasselhoff_gay_lol.jpg)
Note: I'm so sorry you have to intake such a visual audacity but if I had to see it, others must feel my pain. :teddyr:
Disturbing, but easily rectified
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/MT186.jpg)
Ol' Goliath here can handle Hoff, his robe, and his snooty car
(http://www.v8cars.hu/forumimages/45ccaadee23a4.jpg)
The good book says "Thall shall not destroy The Hoff"...
(http://products.priceclash.co.uk/images/nodrop/220/B00003G1FR/dvds/davey-and-goliath.jpg)
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/4/ff4e03a98ebba905a299810eae82f8a9.jpg)
Your claymation guys could take a lesson or two from mine
Davey, Goliath and Mr. Bill are about to be PWNED from above!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/satan.jpg)
"Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name." *ZAP!*
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/marktwain1.jpg)
"Travel has no longer any charm for me.
I've seen all the foreign countries I care to see except for Heaven and Hell,
and I have only a vague curiosity as concerns one of those."
(http://www.jeffreykishner.com/movies/uploaded_images/w-g-wave-1024-723397.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Ca_raisins.jpg)
(http://www.pisitoenmadrid.com/images/padre%20de%20familia/bscap0002-300.jpg)
(http://www.liedjesland.com/Liedjes/tv_tunes/Teletubbies/TeletubbiesZon.jpg)
Admittedly not quite as Hideous as that Teletubbies Sun Baby, but Hideous nevertheless:
(http://www.horror-wood.com/clarke2.jpg)
(http://members.fortunecity.com/classics1/xtheeliminator4.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ad/Rooster.jpg)
(http://www.tiersmart.com/info/kfc/images/logo1.jpg)
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/the_waterboy/adam_sandler/guide1.jpg)
(http://mytvmusings.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/bob-barker.jpg)
The price is WRONG...B|tch
"Hello cutie pie. One of us is in big trouble."
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/killian.jpg)
SURVEY SAYS!
(http://www.katymae.com/ff/Graphics/oldboard.jpg)
(http://beyondrivalry.blogspirit.com/images/medium_hatfieldsmccoys.jpg)
Did someone say feud?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/st3-klingons.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Sjff_03_img1147.jpg)
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/200px-UnknownComic.jpg)
(http://www.motorcityconventions.com/motor_city_comic_con/guests100x125/robertzdar.jpg)
Robert Z'Dar need I say more?
That guys looks a little tubby. Probobly wouldnt be able to do much skankin'.....
(http://www.timelesstracks.com/acatalog/ska_riffs_large.jpg)
Quote from: the guyver on September 25, 2007, 09:13:15 PM
(http://www.motorcityconventions.com/motor_city_comic_con/guests100x125/robertzdar.jpg)
Robert Z'Dar need I say more?
Ha! Good one. Try getting a bag over that. :bouncegiggle:
Ska? Heavy metal, baby!
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/slash.jpg)
(http://www.recordresearch.com/Album_Photos/images/Spinal%20Tap.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d154/jamesosey/manowar-fighting_the_world.jpg)
I actually like Manowar, but some of their covers are a bit comical
OLD AND DRIED OUT!!!!
(http://www.criticalmiami.com/images/402.jpg)
Manowars look like Jelly, add peanut butter and you know what "time" it is...
(http://www.freepiecoupon.com/images/banana.jpg)
Hmmmm, what beats a banana? How about this?
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/splits.jpg)
Hmmmmm. People in bad costumes....Aha!
(http://londonist.com/attachments/sizemore/meet_the_feebles.jpg)
"Oh, Bletch!"
Gotcha back
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/518D5JBYD0L._AA240_.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/StatlerAndWaldorf.jpg)
Statler: You guys aren't half bad.
Waldorf: Nope, you're all bad!
Both: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ho ho ho!!!
Keep laughing guys. You ain't gettin' any younger.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Det_Sjunde_Inseglet_Death.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 27, 2007, 11:01:25 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/StatlerAndWaldorf.jpg)
Statler: You guys aren't half bad.
Waldorf: Nope, you're all bad!
Both: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ho ho ho!!!
HO very nice!
(http://cours.cegep-st-jerome.qc.ca/530-gjb-p.l/images/Cushing2.jpg)
"Ha, I defy you, Death!"
Try the salmon mousse...
(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/life/vii-i-am.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e5/Mr_Creosote.PNG/300px-Mr_Creosote.PNG)
Thanks, but I've had enough
Try this. It's only wafer thin."
(https://www.candydirect.com/html/cleanimages/mints/after8.jpg)
we all know what follows, exploding guts...
(http://www.stephen-king.ch/images/day_of_the_dead.jpg)
You're gonna need a "Bucket"...
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/20041119.jpg)
"It's Bu-que'!"
Get me that..."bouquet...!!"
(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/life/vi-vomit.jpg)
"Stop that! Stop that! Silly!"
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Graham_Chapman_Colonel.jpg)
and now for something completly different
(http://www.tinymeat.com/img/blog/completelydifferent.jpg)
Dr. Frank N Furter is a bit different...
(http://bilder.vgb.no/9732/img_457f13da42066.jpg)
Here's another sweet transvestite
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m6/glen-or-glenda-e.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Mrs._Doubtfire.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Andy C, Darksider, Flackbait... :thumbup:
(http://www.carnali.com/images/stories/Tootsie.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d7/Ishtar_1987_film_poster.jpg/431px-Ishtar_1987_film_poster.jpg)
Consider yourself trumped :wink:
(http://www.artofsmoking.com/camel-pilot.jpg)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-51.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 29, 2007, 07:54:50 AM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-51.jpg)
Karma! :bouncegiggle: Is that from Wacky Packages?
I don't know...I just found it stumbling around yahoo image search.... :question:
(http://www.wastingmytime.net/e107v616/e107_images/newspost_images/camel_toe_cup1.jpg)
Camel toes, since the 80s they're not just for girls anymore...
(http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/main/images/david_lee_roth_.jpg)
Here's one for the ladies...
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/dick_cheney.jpg)
At least we now know the location of at least one weapon of mass destruction.
(That's dam scary!!!)
Well-the Joker can beat-uh-that-ha...HA_HAHAHAHA! MAYBE NOT! HAHAH!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/batman06.jpg)
Nobody can beat this bulge....
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/pants.jpg)
Image quality isn't great, but here's a link to the video on YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ZMSj_IRh0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ZMSj_IRh0)
You better let this girl have one of those tissues...
(http://www.rit.edu/~andpph/photofile-c/sneeze-k-17.jpg)
(http://www.imageout.org/legacy/1998/images/ambiguously_gay_duo_5_1.jpg)
Who uses tissues?! :buggedout:
(http://images.art.com/images/-/Batman-Robin--B10045332.jpeg)
OK-you Confused Crusaders!!! Sh!t or get off the pot!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/iwantOS.jpg)
(http://www.facets.org/images/ed%20wood%20box.gif)
(http://www.impawards.com/1982/posters/victor_victoria.jpg)
Victor Victoria? James Garner needs more macho company.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Jimmy_angel_rocky.JPG)
How about steve McQueen, Richard Attenborough and Charles Bronson?
(http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/G/posters/dfmp_0204_great_escape_1963.jpg)
As I recall, the Nazis caught Garner, Attenborough and McQueen. Just ask Karl-Otto here.
(http://www.philben.net/images/blog/KellysHeroes5.jpg)
"Your arms....up!"
Sorry, couldn't find a good shot of him in a Nazi uniform. Ironic, isn't it?
The Captain don't take too kindly to no goose-steppin' Nazi scum!
(http://www.monitorduty.com/mdarchives/cap1.jpg)
Guys, no matter what we in America think, we're not kings of the planet.
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/04/22/arts/ted.span.jpg)
(How introsightful!)
Lousy pinko commie meathead.
(http://www.tmalliance.com/uploads/006457/archie2.jpg)
Who you callin a meathead, honkie?
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_AMER/JEF504~The-Jeffersons-George-Posters.jpg)
I was hoping yo fight back against Andy's pic with a screen shot of the hippies riding the giant praying mantis in the Party Posse episode of the Simpsons, but sadly I was unable to find one on the internet and I don't have season 12 on DVD... :bluesad:
Kudos to KY for everyone's favorite dry cleaner though. Movin' on up! :thumbup:
Quote from: KYGOTC on October 02, 2007, 06:03:52 PM
Who you callin a meathead, honkie?
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_AMER/JEF504~The-Jeffersons-George-Posters.jpg)
Honkie if you love Jeebus! "AMEN!'
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/c1c32fcb.jpg)
(yeah...I know...I'm so ashamed....)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/image.jpg)
"What do you think of Lugosi as Jesus, Gracie?"
"Oh, You!"
Quote from: Raffine on October 03, 2007, 12:15:12 AM
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/image.jpg)
"What do you think of Lugosi as Jesus, Gracie?"
"Oh, You!"
Touche! :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/BobHopegettingOscar.jpg)
"I lived over a week longer than you did, Burns"
...this shmuck is still out their somewhere.....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-53.jpg)
he's not the most annoying person MTV ever gave a career start to...
(http://www.hiponline.com/artist/music/c/camp_jesse/jesse_camp-bio_tile.jpg)
You want annoying? You can't handle annoying!
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8410/carrotjuicedru0.jpg)
And worse still, now he can kick your ass!
(http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Labyrinth/7351/Space_Ghost_C_To_C.jpg)
The one ghost who hates Carrot Top more than me........
Just as an amusing side note, the blog where I found the Carrot Top photo suggested that with his buff bod, he should change his name to Butterface :bouncegiggle:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/andymerrill2-brak.jpg)
I can beat Spaceghost!
You know I can!
'Cause he's real stupid
And smells like some stinky garbage!
Yeah!
Quote from: AndyC on October 03, 2007, 10:37:26 AM
Just as an amusing side note, the blog where I found the Carrot Top photo suggested that with his buff bod, he should change his name to Butterface :bouncegiggle:
DISTURBING CARROT TOP SIGHTING #1,273
A friend of mine swears he was propositioned by Carrot Top in an adult bookstore a few years ago. Carrot Top
was in town performing at a local comedy(?) club at the time, so this detail adds a layer of truthiness to the sighting.
STATUS: UNCONFIRMED
Zorak is the far better villain...
(http://scout.rustedmagick.com/zorak.gif)
Note about Carrot Top: A friend of mine knew someone that was a waitress. It turns out that Carrot Top supposedly was one of her tables. She hated him to begin with so the entire service she refused to laugh at any jokes or acknowledge him as Carrot Top.
Giant biped preying mantis? No problem.
(http://www.newlincreative.com/orkin_man.jpg)
Try beatin' this bug!
(http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/1697cap008.jpg)
ent got DEM JAWZ!!
(http://images.wikia.com/illogicopedia/images/e/e4/Camel-spider-fly-tying.jpg)
Egads! What the hell is that?
Oh well, Lanny McDonald will scare him off.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/231/455502371_c070b53bee.jpg?v=0)
Ha -HA!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-54.jpg)
Rollie Fingers...pitcher and professional mustache curler...
(http://espn.go.com/i/page2/photos/040414fingers.jpg)
"Not only do I have more facial hair, my bowels are immaculate!"
(http://lifestylelaboratory.com/images/jhk_portrait_unfinished_fla.jpg)
...yummy too!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-55.jpg)
Of course, not even the cannibals survived the.....Robot Holocaust.
(http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Phil/robotholocaustfront.jpg)
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
(http://i.afterdawn.com/albums/Styx_KWH.jpg)
This guy made it across the Styx
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/25/200px-Odyssey_NBC.jpg)
Didn't this guy
(http://www.biggeststars.com/imgcontent/galleries/STAR579/nick-nolte-10231.jpeg)
blow up old Odysseus on his boat that one time?
Quote from: RCMerchant on October 03, 2007, 07:06:27 PM
...yummy too!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-55.jpg)
Heh, notice how it says, "Available at all
GOOD video dealers".
QuoteHeh, notice how it says, "Available at all GOOD video dealers".
That's the place for all your BETA needs.
And what the heck is/was VCC format? Was that those big video discs from the late 70's that would skip and get stuck just like vinyl records?
Sounds like a good time.
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/videos/drv100/v156/v15667gragj.jpg)
That guy is just a beginner compared to the original
(http://www.cofc.edu/desade/deSade5a.GIF)
(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6132/morlockeyesnm0.jpg)
Morlocks!
(http://www.hulklibrary.com/hulk/images/photos/lou-as-the-hulk.jpg)
QuoteEDIT BY ANDREW: I'm sorry, I had to remove this one.
Andrew is powerful, but can he stand up to Squirrel hunter Odinn7?
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b170/odinn7/pic4.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nukehighsub/nukehighsub8.jpg)
QuoteEDIT BY ANDREW: I'm sorry, I had to remove this one.
Yeah, I was kind of torn about whether to post that. Thought I'd take a chance.
(http://www.zombiejuice.com/zmovies/graphics/da_ratmonkey.jpg)
(http://badmovies.org/movies/deadalive/deadalive8.jpg)
This mother can beat up Lionel's mother...
(http://www.cinemarts.com/itemimages/item_1789_1.jpg)
But not Ma Bates
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/Bateshower.jpg)
Here comes mother now...
(http://kisscut.net/captures/cd/carrie4/carr-24-26%2035.jpg)
all moms have nothing against mothers who will eat their young...
(http://www.horrormovies.com/images/FleshEatingMothers.jpg)
Here's a real mother...
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/wickedMOTHER.jpg)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/00bloodymamains.jpg)
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000JGHR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
F#ck with the best...die like the rest...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-57.jpg)
your serial killer crumbles before this "cereal" killer...
(http://www.fiveforksmiddleschool.org/Monya_web/Sandra_Lindsey_Jessica/cereal.jpg)
note: I recall this being rather disturbing on the pallet...
Here's the worst mother of them all, Bette Davis' screen mom, who can take on MR T. As they wrote about Leona Helmsley: Rhymes with rich:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Gladys_Cooper_in_Now_Voyager_trailer.jpg)
Gladys lets read a nice bedtime story shall we...
(http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/ea/66/c1084310fca019b403363010._AA240_.L.jpg)
no THIS is the worst mother of all time!!! :wink:
(http://www.durante-vita.net/images/blog_dv/2006_05/britney_stumble.jpg)
Here she comes to save the day
(http://www.greatmovietour.co.uk/resources/Mary-Poppins-mv03.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on October 04, 2007, 10:29:47 PM
Here she comes to save the day
I posted this thread in off-topic, but check out SCARY MARY on JibJab:
http://www.jibjab.com/view/102826
Splash one umbrella flying nanny
(http://www.iiaf.net/history/airdefense/Hawk.jpg)
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on October 04, 2007, 11:46:58 PM
Splash one umbrella flying nanny
(http://www.iiaf.net/history/airdefense/Hawk.jpg)
ROFL, Izzy. Karma!!
just to be sure we got Mary, lets use a bigger bomb...
(http://www.jeromegoolsby.net/nucflash/nuke21.jpg)
"Don't drop your hate bombs on me, man. Make drugs, not war."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/RussianRainbowGathering_4Aug2005.jpg)
Are you crazy, man?! Don't you know what that s**t'll do to you?!
(http://badmovies.org/movies/bloodfreak/bloodfreak8.jpg)
That Chernobyl grass can turn a dude into all kinds of things.
(http://badmovies.org/movies/thebeing/thebeing8.jpg)
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on October 05, 2007, 09:40:57 AM
Are you crazy, man?! Don't you know what that s**t'll do to you?!
(http://badmovies.org/movies/bloodfreak/bloodfreak8.jpg)
One of the best usages of Herschell the Blood Freak I've ever seen.
Inspired.
:thumbup:
Theres only room for one one-eyed monster on this board...
(http://www.scifistation.com/images/harry_images/cyclops.jpg)
"I am your master, and you will obey me."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/5241808_gal.jpg)
thanks to movies like this, stop motion is no longer used...
(http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/pics/june/transformers_teaser_sm.jpg)
With movies like this, we know that sucks.
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/6563/hjufghgflr0.png)
Suckers? Let's bring in a parasite:
(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6718/parasitehv8.th.jpg) (http://img252.imageshack.us/my.php?image=parasitehv8.jpg)
And Demi too!
Suck me? No, suck you!
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/8721/v7381065c00fk3.jpg)
Suckers of a different kind!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/3206520.jpg)
D tells all you bloodsuckers to talk to the hand!... before it eats your soul and craps it out into a parallel universe somewhere...
(http://www.zaldiva.com/images/TSHIRTS/VAMPIRE%20HUNTER%20D/vampirehunterd_hand_tshirt_pic2.jpg)
Ol' Vincent hunt's a whole planet full of vampires! A PLANET ,I tell you!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vincentprice8.jpg)
( I'll bet I know whats coming next!)
Let us not forget the greatest vampire hunter of them all
(http://www.odessafilmworks.com/images/JCVH-logo.gif)
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 10:24:14 PM
Let us not forget the greatest vampire hunter of them all
(http://www.odessafilmworks.com/images/JCVH-logo.gif)
the question here is how blasphemous of a heathen do you think I am and how far below that mark can I sink?
It would be so easy to offend so many of you with this one.
not only is he a vampire hunter he's also a superstar...
(http://www.rnh.com/images/spotlight/jesus.logo.on-black.jpg)
And he's not the only one!
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WH8GG8T2L._SS500_.jpg)
Then there is just .....
(http://www.impawards.com/1999/posters/superstar.jpg)
But this SNL spin-off movie has them all beat
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/BluesBrothers.jpg)
all good films eventually lead to a lousy remake or in this case, sequel...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Blues_brothers_2000_poster.jpg)
The only thing worse than a sequel that people know is going to suck is the sequel/prequel that sucks a golf ball through a garden hose when everybody expected greatness...
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BE4DHAPKL._SS500_.jpg)