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Title: Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985) Post by: lester1/2jr on July 10, 2007, 03:20:32 PM This could just as easily have been made in 1975. The main character, who is a guy from some other cannibal movie, tries to display some harrison Ford type "charm" and fails. Making a dumb face and raising your eyebrows doesn't make you attractive or clever. Thankfully for him, the script is convinced it does so he nails a couple of the films small handfull of hot girls. Consistency is not the strong suit here. the hero does some remarkably un heroic things. the valley itself is both cursed and being exploited for it'as natural resources by capitalists. who are somehow immune? This is not "raiders of the lost ark". It's more like "cannibal holocaust" if you turned it upside down and knocked most of the creativity and tension out of it.
I'd give most of the movie 2 stars and the scenes of the gore and nudity 4 stars, especially when the girls are wearing the native outfits. so 3 stars. Title: Re: Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985) Post by: lolman on July 12, 2007, 04:51:14 PM This movie felt more like Troma's War than a cannibal movie.
Title: Re: Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985) Post by: zombiedudeman on July 14, 2007, 12:32:33 AM I thought this one was hilarious, more of an adventure film than cannibal film, some really fine babes in it :thumbup:
Title: Re: Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985) Post by: lester1/2jr on July 14, 2007, 09:09:40 AM I've seen a couple better movies since and have to admit I liked it more than I thought.
Title: Re: Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985) Post by: daveblackeye15 on July 15, 2007, 04:38:34 PM So no dinosaurs?
Title: Re: Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985) Post by: zombiedudeman on July 16, 2007, 03:05:24 PM So no dinosaurs? nope, the only reference to dinosaurs is some jungle where dinosaurs fossils are or something like that from what I remember |