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Title: Ouch
Post by: Raffine on September 19, 2007, 10:50:02 AM
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/Melies_TripMoon_largest.jpg)

That's gonna leave a mark.


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: Mr. DS on September 19, 2007, 12:27:47 PM
Proof of why NASA needs to tighten their alcohol regulations. 


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: asimpson2006 on September 19, 2007, 01:24:48 PM
Remember kids, Rockets can hurt the moon.


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: Gerry on September 19, 2007, 02:48:55 PM
Advertising concept art for the new "monocle telescope".


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: flackbait on September 19, 2007, 03:14:05 PM
HOW much gunpowder did you load into the cannon?!?!


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: Goji_girl on September 19, 2007, 04:32:59 PM
It may look like a rocket in a moon, but its a pop can in a pizza!


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 19, 2007, 05:37:23 PM
It's all funny 'til someone gets an eye put out.

Then it's freakin hilarious.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: indianasmith on September 19, 2007, 07:54:08 PM
Now all the orbiting satellites are gonna call me "Crater face".


Oh wait . . . they already do.


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on September 19, 2007, 09:49:17 PM
Scientific evidence that the moon bleeds seminal fluids.  Details at 11.


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: AndyC on September 20, 2007, 05:26:33 AM
If you get a foreign object in the eye, try to flush it out with clean water or saline solution. Use an eyecup or small, clean glass positioned with its rim resting on the bone at the base of your eye socket.


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: felgekarp on September 20, 2007, 08:54:32 AM
I always thought it was supposed to be when the moon hits your eye not the other way round.


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: Yaddo 42 on September 20, 2007, 09:23:16 PM
The Russian Space Agency still wouldn't apologize for letting Lindsay Lohan pilot the spacecraft on their latest "space tourist" money grab.

China fulfills its plan to go to the moon. The moon was later diagnosed with lead poisoning.

Came back because I'm too stupid to spell "moon" correctly the first time, came back a second time to fix "wouldn't".


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: Fausto on September 21, 2007, 05:39:53 PM
The Joker's vain and evil plot to have his face on the moon was ruined by Batman, with the aid of his special bat rocket.


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: Justy on December 30, 2007, 07:53:02 PM
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/Melies_TripMoon_largest.jpg)


Good news is we landed on the Moon.
Bad news is we killed it.



Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on December 31, 2007, 06:06:26 PM
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/Melies_TripMoon_largest.jpg)

The reason NASA had to opt for a staged moon landing.


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: Yaddo 42 on January 01, 2008, 10:30:25 AM
The moon had the learn the hard way to NEVER talk smack to Ike Turner, even when he was near death.


Title: Re: Ouch
Post by: Cotexman on January 11, 2008, 10:14:45 PM
In space, no one can hear your money shot.