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Title: Delta Delta Die! (2003)
Post by: nshumate on November 08, 2007, 12:10:41 AM
Delta Delta Die! (2003) (http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/d/deltadeltadie.html)

(http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/d/deltadeltadie.jpg)


Title: Re: Delta Delta Die! (2003)
Post by: Oldskool138 on November 18, 2007, 12:11:56 AM
Man, and here I thought that this was a movie about some plotting to kill Delta Burke...


Title: Re: Delta Delta Die! (2003)
Post by: nshumate on November 18, 2007, 12:17:03 AM
After seeing her in that damned Hansel & Gretel kidvid with hubbie Gerald McRaney, I'd put twenty bucks toward the cause.


Title: Re: Delta Delta Die! (2003)
Post by: CheezeFlixz on April 28, 2008, 12:39:59 AM
Delta Delta Die! (2003) ([url]http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/d/deltadeltadie.html[/url])

([url]http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/d/deltadeltadie.jpg[/url])


Your link is bad, but I found the review anyhow. Frankly anything with Julie Strain in it is worth a look even if you turn the sound off, she is hotter than donut grease. She is about my age so I can admire how well she has ages ... smokin'

I don't remember if this movie had a plot, story or anything resembling a script, there was enough mommy pillows to make up for the lack of any story line.


Title: Re: Delta Delta Die! (2003)
Post by: nshumate on April 28, 2008, 07:28:38 AM
Yeah, the site redesign went live in February, with a full revamp of site architecture.  New link is here. (http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/archives/delta-delta-die-2003/)


Title: Re: Delta Delta Die! (2003)
Post by: indianasmith on April 28, 2008, 07:03:19 PM
"I don't remember if this movie had a plot, story or anything resembling a script, there was enough mommy pillows to make up for the lack of any story line. "


LOL!!!!  I haven't heard that particular term  before; karma!!

However, I must dissent regarding Julie Strain - her Mommy Pillows look hard as rocks, and quite frankly, her face scares me a little bit . . . teeth a bit too big, smile a bit too forced - she's as likely to bite a plug out of you with that mouth as she is to do anything a guy might enjoy!!!

But yeah, this was a classic B movie with plenty of  . . . . special special effects!


Title: Re: Delta Delta Die! (2003)
Post by: CheezeFlixz on April 28, 2008, 11:03:54 PM
Quote
However, I must dissent regarding Julie Strain - her Mommy Pillows look hard as rocks, and quite frankly, her face scares me a little bit . . . teeth a bit too big, smile a bit too forced - she's as likely to bite a plug out of you with that mouth as she is to do anything a guy might enjoy!!!


Indiana, I'm shocked!

To quote Micheal Palin as Sir Galahad in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

"Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can."

While I didn't want I had send Julia a message on my super secret Julia Phone. I was left with no choice but to tell her what you said ... as much as it pained me to do so. So with a heavy heart I did ... after she regained composer she asked me to give you this ...

(http://paulkatcher.com/images/strain.jpg)

I was just going to post this very rare hot photo of her with her cloths on, but I found this one and I couldn't resist. Come on you wouldn't kick out of bed for eating crackers. :wink:


Title: Re: Delta Delta Die! (2003)
Post by: indianasmith on April 29, 2008, 06:34:39 AM
I stand chastened and corrected, sir!  :bluesad: :question: :bouncegiggle: :twirl:


Title: Re: Delta Delta Die! (2003)
Post by: Andrew on April 29, 2008, 11:26:07 AM
I'm not a big fan of Julie Strain.  Her breasts are weird.  They do not look natural, they look decidedly unnatural, like something she gets replaced now and then (good for tires, bad for breasts).  Her acting is pretty bad, though I will agree she often ends up in movies that make me think everybody go a raw deal.  I did find her amusing in "Day of the Warrior," but again - bad acting.

Just watched "Battle Queen 2020" again lately, and that is not one of my favorite films.  So I am typing with the blood still fresh, so to speak.


Title: Re: Delta Delta Die! (2003)
Post by: CheezeFlixz on April 29, 2008, 01:19:52 PM
I'm not a big fan of Julie Strain.  Her breasts are weird.  They do not look natural, they look decidedly unnatural, like something she gets replaced now and then (good for tires, bad for breasts).  Her acting is pretty bad, though I will agree she often ends up in movies that make me think everybody go a raw deal.  I did find her amusing in "Day of the Warrior," but again - bad acting.

Just watched "Battle Queen 2020" again lately, and that is not one of my favorite films.  So I am typing with the blood still fresh, so to speak.


I'm OK with WEIRD .. in fact weird is good. Does anyone really believe she is cast in any movie for her stellar acting abilities? She's 6'1" and has legs up to the back of her neck and loves being naked. I'm really having trouble finding anything wrong with that. Well since nobody else likes her, I guess I'll let her stay at my place as an act of humanitarian duty, it's least I can do for my country.

(http://celebritypictures.duble.com/J/juliestrain/22.jpg)

(This is like the only image I find that showed her breast, without showing her breast. It is not east to find many images of her with some cloths on.)