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Inspired by Doggett's movie quote of the day (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,123386.0.html), I figured we could use a song lyric one too. 

"Women not girls rule my world, I said they rule my world...
Act your age mama, not your shoe size..."
Prince - Kiss

This is half the song, but I don't care. I love it so Much. And it's true :

Boris Karloff,
Vincent Price,
Bela Lugosi and
the Poltergeist.

Peter Cushing,
Christopher Lee,
and The Addams Family.

Pyramid power of the Mummy!
Aliens bursting from your tummy!
Their all monster's that I love!
Freddy Kruger give's good glove!

Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde!
Christine is the badest ride!
Roger Corman,
Barbra Steele!
Killer Tomatoes have appeal!

Hanibal Lector sick and mean!
Eat your heart with Fatha Beans!
Chuckie's just a living doll!
The Fifty Foot Woman is awfully tall!

So's the Amazing Collasle Man.
Gammara, Mothra
and Rodan.
Godzilla tears up Tokyo,
while the Phantom of the Opera steals the show!

The Blob,
the Fly, and
the Thing!

Edgar Allen Poe
and Steven King!
Jason in a Hockey mask!
Zombies, freaks and maniacs!

They're the monster's I adore!
Full of blood and guts and gore!
They make me wanna' scream and holler!
More and more and more and MORE!!!!!!
 :teddyr:

It's from Monster Rap. By...

How can any fan of B/monster movies not love it ?

"Higher! Higher! Feel the fire!
She burns at the stake like a witch!
Kill her! Slash her, slit her thoat!
There's nothing I dispise more...than a b***h!!"

-Overkill

Some of my favorite lyrics would have to be, in no order,

From "Take It To the Limit" (the Eagles)

"You can spend all your time making money
You can spend all your love making time"

From "Cat's in the Cradle," by Harry Chapin,

"And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me,
He'd grown up just like me.
My boy was just like me."

"Hot wired, so tired
Living from song to song
The madness, the badness
It's just a game"

-Judas Priest

"That's right, I can't control it.
I need seven inches or more.
Tonight, I can no longer hold it.
Get it up, get it up, I can't wait anymore......"

Vanity 6 - Nasty Girl   :teddyr:

"Ain't got no kids, no kin, no wife...
Guess I'll peep at schoolgirls the rest of my life."

-Michael Bloomfield, The Peepin' and a-Moanin' Blues

Oh, man, I've got TONS of these.  I could keep this going on my end for several weeks! :)

"Message just keeps getting clearer,
radio's on and I'm moving around my place.
I check my look in the mirror,
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face.

And I ain't getting nowhere,
I'm just living in a dump like this
there's something happening somewhere
baby, I just know there is."
 
    -Bruce Springsteen, "Dancin' In the Dark"

I sneak in my own house
Its four in the morning
I had too much to drink
Said I was out with the boys
I creep in my bedroom
I slip into bed,
I know if I wake her,
I'll wake up dead

-Megadeth

"I was lonlier than Kunta Kinte at a Meryl Haggard concert that night..."
The Bloodhound Gang

"Get me out of harm's way,
Can't you see I'm paralyzed,
I wanna fade out gracefully,
but you keep keeping me alive
to face another day,
can't you see I'm through
I'm not driving anymore,
I can't keep up with you."
   -Rob Dougan, "I'm Not Driving Anymore"

Awesome song, BTW.

"I just wanna walk/right out of this world/because everybody has/a Poison Heart..." -- The Ramones

"I was born on these streets, years ago
I was the king of the neighbourhoood
Fast on my feet, i was elite
I was the star of the show"

-Riot

"I'm alright...nobody worry about me...why you gotta give me a fight?  Why don't you just let me be?"
Kenny Loggins

Sitting here like uninvited company
Wallowing in my own obscenities
I share a cigarette with negativity
Sitting here like wet ashes with X's in my eyes
And drawing flies

soundgarden - drawing flies

"McKinley, he hollered, McKinley, he squalled;
The doc said, 'McKinley, I can't find the ball.
You're bound to die, you're bound to die.'"

"I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me
I said the best of us can find happiness in misery."

"I Don't Care" by Fall out Boy

"Theres a truck ahead, lights starin at my eyes
Oh my god, no time to turn
I got to laugh cause I know Im gonna die
Why!?"

-KISS

And I wonder
When I sing along with you
If everything will ever feel this real forever
If everything can ever be this good again

The only thing I'll ever ask of you
Got to promise not to snap when I say when
She sang
-Foo Fighters

"I was soaked in gasoline,
Playin' with a match.
I was everything I seemed,
They stood and watched."

-Overkill

im your thing in a jar
all illuminated
a night the moon eats the stars
and we're so all illuminated
i have a rage, but its not hatred
all illuminated-

Thing in a Jar, Dax Riggs

"They laughed when I accused my parents, and I killed them;
I wonder if they'll be laughing now?"

-Tom Servo's lyrics to the theme from I ACCUSE MY PARENTS

"I don't care if you track me down
Like an animal that's on the run
Tie me down spread-eagle
Leave me dyin' in the sun"

-W.A.S.P.

"This can't last forever,
time won't make things better
I feel so alone,
can't help myself
hey no one knows.
If this is worthless, tell me."

   -Sum 41, "Still Waiting"

"Born into religion and a 3rd world war
Spitting blood in the face of God"

-Onslaught

"Only b*tches talk sh*t thats why we bustin' your sh*t..."
Lil Jon - What They Gon Do?

"I can always find someone
To say they sympathize
If I wear my heart out on my sleeve
But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe"

- Billy Joel, Honesty

"What I used to think was me is just a fading memory, I looked him right in the eye and said goodbye..."
NIN - Down In It

"Sign it all in the palm of my hand
Nothing gonna get in the way
Do you understand
I got a house
I got a jet
I got a Rolls Royce painted blue
The only thing that's left
Is for me to own you too"

-Warrant

"Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies
Pushing all my mercy down, down, down
I want to see you try to take a swing at me.
Come on,
Gonna put you on the ground, ground, ground.

"Why are you trying to make fun of me?
You think it's funny
What the f**k you think it's doing to me?
You take your turn lashing out at me
I want you crying, when you're
dirty in the front of me"

   -Korn, "Thoughtless"

I can't type out these lyrics, because they're so obscene (but funny!) that I'm not comfortable writing them on the board even if I mask the offensive words.  But you can click here to read them (NSFW) (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rick+astley/never+gonna+give+you+up_20116173.html).

That took me by surprise. Karma. :bouncegiggle:

"The noose gets tighter around my throat
But I ain't at the end of my rope
'cause I won't be the one left behind
Can't be king of the world
If you're slave to the grind"

-Skid Row

"Gunter glieben glauten globen"

- Def Leppard, Rock of Ages

"I'm the man, I'm so bad I should be in detention..."
Anthrax

Life is to short
So love the one you got
Cause you might get run over
Or you might get shot
- Sublime

"I keep those hos in check like the govenment...hittin' em off with nothin' but the **** and they lovin' it..."
DMX

Katie lied...I was half way crucified
I was on the other side...of no tomorrow

steely dan - dr. wu

lolz..now that's bad

"Her mom and friend
Did her in
Cigarette burns
On her arms
From her mom and her friend
He had a whip
To hit her again"

-45 Grave

"With your volleyball booty and your frilly pink t!t$, Yo what up wit dis?"

MC Chris, F-ing up my Christmas. .

"SO NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER
OR WHO YOU GONNA LOVE BY YOUR LOVER
SAY LOVE PUT ME WISE TO HER LOVE IN DISGUISE
SHE HAD THE BODY OF A VENUS
LORD IMAGINE MY SURPRISE"
Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like A Lady

I like a big car, cuz I'm a big Star,
I make a big, Rack & Roll HIT!!

Manson, Ka-boom Ka-boom

"They annoy me,
those who employ me
they could destroy me
they should enjoy me

We eat Chinese
off our knees
look for each other
in the TV screen"
   -The Servant, "Cells"

I put his brains on the sidewalk
Now you can see what he was just thinking

- Big L

"Hoist up the mainbrace and fasten the sails
Crowsnest is screaming for shore
Ready the rum that is stored in the hold
Bringing what we need and more."

-Running Wild

"I'm every person you need to be...I'm the cult of personality..."
Living Colour

"In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey..."
Beck

"Too many potions in my cabinet
Too lives left on the line
If you're one of those who made me end up crazy
You will get yours all in due time"

-Metal Church

"Hot-shot, give me no problems
Much later baby you'll be saying never mind
You know life is cruel, life is never kind
Kind hearts don't make a new story
Kind hearts don't grab any glory"
    -No Secrets, "Kids In America"

"It's not what you give, it's what you say you gave"

Strangleweed

"Ate an awful lot of late-night drive-in food,
Drank a lot of take-home pay."

- Billy Joel

"Here we are, after dark
Knocking back the Maker's Mark
Scrounging up a dollar for my buddies car."

-"Lean on Sheena", Avoid One Thing

"We paint the sky with blood tonight
Setting free the damned to fight
The whore of Babylon is here
The end of the storm is near."

-Iced Earth

"I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too,
I had my pointless point of view,
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right."

- Billy Joel

"I know you've been damaged
and your soul has suffered such abuse.
But I am not your savior,
I am just as f**ked as you."
     -Stabbing Westward, "Save Yourself"

"Looks like all your laws are broken, all your lines are down
And all your officers are shook up babbling little clowns
Looks like all your power's gone, it's sprayed upon the wall
In blood and spit, it spells out your inevitable fall"

-Alice Cooper

"At least I've got my dog"

Cipes And The People

"He is the Kwizatz Haderach.
He is born of Caladan
And will take the Gom Jabbar."

Iron Maiden - To Tame a Land

"Scream out loud as you start to crawl
Back in your cage; the only place
Where they will leave you alone,
Cause the weak will seek the weaker until they've broken them"

Lifehouse

"You're a sinner I don't care, I just want your creamy thighs..."
Erotic City - Prince

"You've got a hole you'll use
to get what you need
And then you turn to look
to see if I care
But I can't, and I never did
What'd you expect me to give
You never deserved my respect"

-Anthrax

"U-G-L-Y. You ain't got no alibi. You ugly!"

Daphne and Celeste

And its go boys go
They'll time your every breath
And every day you're in this place you're two days nearer death
But you go

- The Chemical Worker's Song, Great Big Sea

"G - grand theft auto
You gotta make a mark and move where you want to
T - theft
Determination
To steal what you can and run from the nation
A - hey what d'ya say
We automate the sequence and speed for my getaway
Take it to the edge, there's nowhere to hide
And call up the boys, let's go for a joyride"
    -Da Shootaz, "Joy Ride" Grand Theft Auto 3 Soundtrack

"Now my daymare is over I zip my jeans tight
Oh lord won't you bless this night... "

-Disneyland After Dark

"She ain't pretty, she just looks that way."

- The Northern Pikes

"Fire burns and needle stings
And darkness closes on everything
I gave you love and i gave you life
Now you're trying to twist the knife"

-Riot

Ozzymandias speaks: "Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks."

"The Chicken Song" from Spitting Image.
(http://991.com/newGallery/Spitting-Image-The-Chicken-Song-189041.jpg)

Ozzymandias has spoken!!!

"The highway is for gamblers
Use your sense
Take what you have gathered
From coincidence
Yonder stands your orphan with his gun
Crying like a fire in the sun

"Look out babe, the sky is falling through
And it's all over now, baby blue"
      -Hole, "Baby Blue" (yes, I know the song originally written by Bob Dylan, but I prefer Hole's cover)

"I can't stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision"
Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World

"I'm a teenage Frankenstein,
The local freak with the twisted mind."

- Alice Cooper

"I'm Jet Fuel Honey, Plug Me Into 220,
Step Back And Let My Fingers Fly"

-Manowar

I always think of the Dennis Miller show when I hear that song...

:)

"I've tried so hard,
and got so far
but in the end
it doesn't even matter.

I had to fall, to lose it all
but in the end it doesn't even matter."
     -Linkin Park, "In the End"

(Lately, this seems to be the theme song to my life...)

"My eyes are a little heavy
I'm feeling in the past tense
I'm hardly aware"

-Honeymoon Suite

"Billie Jean is always talkin'
When nobody else is talkin'
Tellin' lies and rubbin' shoulders
So they called her mouth a motor
Someone's always tryin' to start my baby cryin'
Talkin', squealin', spyin'
Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin'"
Michael Jackson

"All my friends said I should call you up
You'd be sure to see the light
Just a matter of picking up the phone book,
looking up the number
and calling you up that night
But, instead of trying harder,
I just choked up and hung
up the receiver when you
said 'Hi'"

- The Jitters, Last of the Red Hot Fools

"For the evil that once served you
Has made of you a slave,
And transformed your bed of roses'
To a premature grave."

-Sabbat

"Cause she's walkin' away
And I don't know how to stop her"

-Kix

"So what if you can see
the dark inside of me
no one will ever change
this animal I have become.

Help me believe
it's not the real me,
somebody help me tame
this animal I've become."
    -Three Days Grace, "Animal I Have Become"

"Heard about the old time sailor men
They'd eat the same thing again and again
Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
But it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn"

- Jimmy Buffett, Cheeseburger in Paradise

Take this glass of water
Hold it in your hands
Drink the water slowly
Don't show any emotion
Take your clothes off
Sit on the edge of the bed
Cover yourself with your hands
I'll stand in the corner
I'll stare at the wall
I'll try to remember what you looked like
Sitting there
We're seperate bodies
We'll never understand what the other one needs
And it's just like breathing
And it's just like breathing water
Sit there with your clothes off
While I look at you
We'll never change
The world's getting smaller
With every second we breathe
When it's inside you
You change
-"Breathing Water" by World Of Skin

I woke up in the mornin to a girl who's butt's soft
Gotta brush my teeth, and clean my nuts off

Pharcyde

"And if you criticize me or patronize me
my hand is on my gun.
What the paper's sayin' while the band is playin’,
I'm tellin' you I won."

-Faith & Fire

"I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down"

    -Buffalo Springfield, "For What It's Worth"

"I was born an original sinner,
I was born in original sin,
and if I had a dollar bill for all the things I done
there'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin."

The Eurythmics, "Missionary Man"

"Crashing through
the city streets
Caught in the glare of
the midnight sun"

-Racer X

"You'll see him in your nightmares,
you'll see him in your dreams
He'll appear out of nowhere but
he ain't what he seems

"You'll see him in your head,
on the TV screen
And hey buddy, I'm warning
you to turn it off

"He's a ghost, he's a god,
he's a man, he's a guru
You're one microscopic cog
in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by
his red right hand."
     -Nick Cave, "Red Right Hand"

Highly recommend this song, BTW.

"I liked your late husband Donald
But such torture his memory brings
All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies
Guess love makes you do funny things"

-Alice Cooper

"Paint your lips, fingertips
Yeah, baby spray your hair
That's what you like to do"

-Dirty Looks

"I turned 21 in prison, doin' life without parole.
No one could steer me right, but mama tried, mama tried.
Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied;
That leaves only me to blame, 'cause mama tried."

-Merle Haggard

"I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd get a cup o' coffee
Give my foot a push
Just me and the pygmy pony
Over by the dental floss bush
And then I might just jump back on
And ride like a cowboy
Into the dawn of Montana"

Frank Zappa - Montana

"I'm captain hightop the love commander
The Ego Star forever after."

-Mother Love Bone

There's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake. . .

The song from the game 'Portal'

"I got an old man's weakness hanging on a young man's dream"

-Whitesnake

"There must be some way out of here," said the joker to the thief,
"There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.
Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth,
None of them along the line know what any of it is worth."
     -Bob Dylan, "All Along the Watchtower"

Something for Circus:

"Oh, look what you've done to this rock and roll clown." - Def Leppard, Photograph

"So I fly
Take me
I cannot fly
Most people hate me
To fly away from this pain"
          -Korn, "Kick the P.A."

 :teddyr:

"We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde,
 Who comes on at five
 She can tell you bout the plane crash,
 With a gleam in her eye
 It's interesting when people die-
 Give us dirty laundry"

-Don Henley

The girls is all funky,
The boys is all sweet,
The food ain't too shabby,
And they p**s in the street

Frank Zappa-In France

"Hey I'd like to daze away to a
Place like no one has known
In a state of mind I could call mine
That only I could own
Where I could hum a tune anytime
I choose, and then there is no such thing as time
Where I can feel no pain just calm and sane
What a place for one to find"

Blind Melon-I Wonder

"We're all born upon the cross
 The throw before the toss
 You can release yourself
 But the only way is down"

-Dio

"Now I get up around whenever
I used to get up on time
But that old man, he's a real motherf**ker
Gonna kick him on down the line"

- Guns 'n' Roses, Mr. Brownstone

"You might leave here
 For four days in space
 But when you return
 It's the same bloody place"


-The Screaming Jets

The evening fell just like a star --
You know, it left a trail behind --
You spit as you slammed out the door . . .
If this is Love, we're crazy, 'cause we fight like cats & dogs,
I'm selfish, and I'm cruel, but you're blind --
If I exorcise my Devils, then my Angels may leave too,
And when they do, they're so hard to find . . .

Please call me baby, wherever you are . . .
It's too cold to be out walking in the streets
We do crazy things when we're wounded -- Everyone's a bit insane --
And I don't want you catchin' your death of cold
Out walkin' in the rain . . .

              The Incomparable Tom Waits

I am not so unwell
That I can tell
You anything at all

I am not so undressed
That you see the level best
Of me
When I say I love you
I try to mean it

. . . .

Talkin' to noone is strange
Talkin' to someone is stranger
You might be in danger
If you say too much in this world

Being on your own is odd
Being with someone is odder
For there's all the confusion inside you
And there's noone to guide you

                         Kevin Coyne . . . If you've never heard of Kevin Coyne, find some of his records quickly . . .

"Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head"
     -Todd Rundgren, "Bang On The Drum"

"Mother did you call my name?
 I heard a voice driving me insane
 I kick the walls and I never sleep
 Been reaching in way to deep"


-Mcqueen Street

"Pockets full of nickels, and nothing left to eat
And I'm stuck behind a semi on Soniyet Street."

--Royal Fingerbowl, "The Rosy Fingered Dawn"

"Hot rocks, Hollywood, neon New York..."

-The Bang Gang

"I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And that's an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

"I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that s**tty movie too,
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you"

     -Team America, "I Miss You"

"You take the midnight subway train
 You're callin' all the shots
 You're struck by lightning
 You're in love"

-Ratt

"You need to eat a slice of humble pie
And the longer you wait, the worse it's gonna taste."

- Bad Apple, David Wilcox

We were ripped off by some a**holes at a Fort Lee garage,
They didn't weld those motherf***ing leaf springs, no, those sparks were a mirage.
We halluncinated freely huddled shivering on the tiles.
I didn't want to lose it on that miracle mile."

-Silkworm, Miracle Mile

"Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade

Godzilla got p**sed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
Before it could make it back to the batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare

(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...

Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood the rest saw the better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny"

-Lemon Demon, "Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)"

Have you seen our visitor?  Look over the treetops.
Newly conjured erections are making him a killing.
And Richmond Street is illing, so the graduates are willing
To buy into the pillage, now there's no hope for the village.

-Final Fantasy, "This Lamb Sells Condos"

It wasn't very large,
There was just enough room
to cram the drums
In the corner over by the Dodge,
It was a 54 with a mashed up door,
and a cheesy little amp,
With a sign on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a second-hand guitar,
It was a stratocaster with a whammy bar.

Frank Zappa- Joe's Garage

"I know I've let you down
 But I won't be your fool
 And I won't be your clown."

-Flame "Ball & Chain" (1989)

"Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?"

- Gordon Lightfoot, Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

"Black's whiter, burns brighter than the flame
 No shadows just whispers in the wind
 No faces just places to begin
 I just come seeking pleasure, I hate the light
 I speed at night"

-Dio

Now I know just how Heaven feels
When she reach beneath my big ol' steerin' wheel
Dyna flow, Power glide
Bored and stroked, I'm satisfied
When I takes my baby for a ride

Little Feat, Let It Roll

At the roadblock me so sorry Mr. Cop
I bet you anything me gonna get stopped
At the roadblock me so sorry Mr. Cop
I bet you anything me gonna get stopped
I say hey mista coppa said now why you stoppa me?
I wasn't driving me car badly
I say don't lock me up because me smoke sensi
Yes, this is the ghetto but me live 'cross the sea.

Slightly Stoopid, "Officer"

I put the pipe in
I pull it out again
My back is so sore
I can't work much more
I can't get my traction
The ground's too wet
I take a ten minute break
And smoke a cigarette
I don't mind the night shift
The cool breeze when the sun goes down
Winter time the ground is hard
Take twice as long to drill down

David Wilcox, Layin' Pipe

"All your dreams are made
 When you're chained to the mirror with your razor blade."

-Oasis

"You're gonna need a heap of glue, when they all catch up with you, and they cut you up in two"

April March

"and when I hung up the phone, it occurred to me,
he'd grown up just like me

my boy was just like me."

- Harry Chapin, "Cat's in the Cradle"

"It's alright, it feels good, when I'm in your chains, it's understood
That you're my owner, my only will, come and get me while I'm quiet and still"

-Winger

"You're strange...insane...one thing you can never change."
Republica - Ready To Go

"Running Into Light
To Wash Away The Night"
- Amoeba - "Ignorong Gravity"

Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right


Holy diver-Dio

I love it because it makes no f*cking sense at all. :teddyr:

"Another night in any town
 You can hear the thunder of their cry
 Ahead of their time
 They wonder why"

-Journey

It's Bud the Spud
From the bright red mud
Rollin' down the highway smilin'
The spuds are big
On the back of Bud's rig
They're from Prince Edward Island

- Bud the Spud, Stompin' Tom Connors

"No One Can Save
The Pure or the Brave
No One Can Save Them At All
Grow and Decay
Grow and Decay
It's Only Forever"

"Applebite" by Soundgarden

"She seems to have an invisible touch.
It reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
It takes control and slowly tears you apart."
             -Genesis, "Invisible Touch"

"The dogs of doom howl low
 I see them over my shoulder
 They're comin' at my back"

-Thor

U-boats off New England
Enemy submarines
From Boston to Miami
On a red alert
You better scramble all the F-15s

- Prism, Armageddon

"It's a sign of the times
 How people mess with your mind
 One day they say they love you
 Then they leave you behind"

-Winger

"In the bottom of the whiskey glass
The lurking devil dwells.
It burns your breast to drink it, boys,
It'll send your soul to hell."

--Country Blues (Dock Boggs version)

For The Turnstiles ~ NEIL YOUNG

All the sailors with their sea-sick mamas
Hear the sirens on the shore. 
Singin' songs for pimps with tailors
Who charge 10 dollars at the door. 

You can really learn a lot that way. 
It will change you in the middle of the day. 
Though your confidence may be shattered,
It doesn't matter. 

All the great explorers
Are now in granite laid
Under white sheets for the great unveiling
At the big parade.   

You can really learn a lot that way. 
It will change you in the middle of the day. 
Though your confidence may be shattered,
It doesn't matter.   

All the bush league batters
Are left to die on the diamond
In the stands, the home crowd scatters
For the turnstiles. 
For the turnstiles. 
For the turnstiles.

"The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs the show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting"

    -Scorpions, "Rock You Like A Hurricane"

"He's on the hunt tonight
 And he's armed with weapons of love"

-Lee Aaron

But I don't want to land in New York City
Don't want to land in Mexico
Don't want to land on no Three Mile Island
Don't want to see my skin aglow

Don't want to land in Commanche Sky Park
Or in Nashville, Tennessee
Don't want to land in no San Juan airport
Or the Yukon Territory

Don't want to land in no San Diego
Don't want to land in no Buzzard's Bay
Don't want to land on no Ayatollah
I got nothin' more to say

Jimmy Buffett, Volcano

"Self Suicide"

I'm gonna lie on my back and you put your fingers down my mouth right, no, no do it right, like aaugh uuuugh!
I'm gonna do a jimi hendrix,
..eeuuughh....i'm gonna be sick in my sleep, euuugh...aaauugh ugh!

I tries to do it proper but kept comin' up a cropper
I needs some hype i think i'll ram raid happy shopper
Haven't got a car so i use a space hopper
Bouncing to the window, cut my head, show stopper
I want a hundred fans, 200 teeny boppers
I want police protection from 87 coppers
I wanna go gold even better platinum
If you wanna be a star you gotta kill yourself, man
It's the truth step back, take a look around
Elvis is dead for being fat - 500 pound
Kurt cobain's rich as fcuk he's buried in the ground
Jimi hendrix and his amp still ain't makin' no sound
Michael hutchence, he's one of 'em too
Made a hundred million quid dying tossing on the loo

S U I C I D E ...it might be messy but it's money for free

Suicide is painless or so it has been said
I could've killed myself but i'd be better off dead
So i took a deep breath, put a gun against my head
Pulled the trigger, click, should've been eating lead
But i wasn't, i was naked in john frost square
Mothers with pushchairs stopped and stared
For this situation i was quite unprepared
Tried suicide to be famous but nobody cared

Committing suicide to enhance my career
It worked for mickey and tupac shakir
Jesus was nailed up to some wood
2000 years later and book sales are still good
I heard in a song suicide is painless
And it's 80% sure to make you famous
W4nking with a bag on yer head tied to a door
That bloke from INXS he knew the score

S U I C I D E ...it might be messy but it's money for free
S U I C I D E ...it might be messy but it's money for free

I gotta kill myself, i gotta do's it quick
John entwistle sly, he was snorting arsenic
I keep taking all this coke to make me die
Doin' more drugs than they make in fcukin' ICI
It's the best way to go, don't think me dull
I'm not gonna fall off the roof like the flid rod hull
We want people to sing all our songs
And the nuns at saint joseph's rappin' on smokin' bongs
We wanna be remembered when we're six feet under
For hip-hoppin' not robins fukin' beatings or plunder
At the moment i'm not dead like david kampasey
Double platinum means you gotta be pushin' up daisies
Dad's army's all dead, every last one
But the c*nts are still going on BBC1
Yeah that's right i smoke draw from wales
Suicide's a good idea to improve vinyl sales

It's useless, it's crap, i'll never be in the sun
How can i be a pop star when i can't buy a gun?
Jimmy morrison overdosed in the bath
I know, i'll hang myself with my scarf
Tied to the stairs, dangling by my neck
The cord length i forgot to check
Stuck it for a week, unable to shriek
The landlord found me and he called me a freak
He cut me down and started to laugh
'if you're dead next week gimme your autograph'
You know i thanked him, returned to my room
The new plan is to go out with a boom
To the station, with a petrol can
Five pound please, i say to the man
All set up and ready to burn
The wheel on my lighter just won't turn

Suicide is a suicyclebbbl
Suicide is a suicyclebbbl
Suicide is a suicyclebbbl............i wanna be famous after i die

Proven fact, man, if you're dead you sell more
That drummer from def leppard, his arm has made 30 times more than he has
You know our elvis? well, he's dead famous now and he's dead and he's fa.. he's more famous now like
He's dead like you know, that's what it's all about like
It's fcukin' simple economics
They reckon bob marley's dead but he's not, man, coz he was on the TV last night, man
Just don't lie to me, man
I thought i was havin' a go at an overdose, but i i i don't think you can overdose on beechams flu plus
I think one of the blokes off of dads army is still alive, i think he's bumming martin in eastenders innit?
I'll get the ropes, and we'll tie them to the walls, and we all jump off at the same time and break our necks and we'll make at least 13 quid and you
Knows we'll be famous like fcukin' ghandi or like the bloke off that sex film we seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZXzMDKEwqI&feature=related

It's better with the music. Just...

I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it's course

Iron Maiden - Number Of The Beast

Let the poets pipe of love in their childish way,
I know every type of love better far than they.
If you want the thrill of love, I've been through the mill of love:
Old love, new love, every love but true love
Love for sale.

--Cole Porter

"At home, drawing pictures of mountain tops
With him on top lemon yellow sun, arms raised in a v
And the dead lay in pools of maroon below
Daddy didn't give attention
Oh, to the fact that mommy didn't care
King Jeremy the wicked...oh, ruled his world..."
            -Pearl Jam, "Jeremy"

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Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue

Vanilla Ice

It sures does  :bouncegiggle:

What does a virgin say
When he sold his innocence
What did the dead man say
When he whispered in my ear
Did I know who I was when I opened up your door
Do you have the right to lay your hands on me
Is this place that will shelter you or me
Is this world a place where anything can be known
Am I free to describe what my imagination denies me
Where we born from a mother whose compassion exceeded her greed
Do you love the girl who left you there to bleed
Do you love the boy who forced you to your kness
Am I alone in this room when i'm holding myself in my hands
When the poison earth dies then where will our memories be
I will go there, take me home
I will go there, take me home
Take me home
Take me home

World of Skin - "I'll go there, take me home"

"We made a deal, you and I - cross our hearts and hope to die"

-Tyketto

"Ever since the days of Eden, folks been sinful, my,
Nowadays they're even eating apples in their pie."

--Nina Simone

Slowdive - Country Rain

she wakes up on her own
and opens her eyes
the sun tries to burn through the pain
she still feels inside

i've seen you fall apart
i know you wouldn't care
but i wish you were mine

she looks into his face
just to be near him
and the clouds come round again
nothings changed

i saw you for a lifetime
i know i shouldn't care
but i wish you were mine
and the rain keeps on falling
in my heart.  :bluesad:

The girls are out to bingo and the boys are gettin' stinko.

- Sudbury Saturday Night, Stompin' Tom Connors

"The poor get nothing while the rich get fat
 Start living good, the I.R.S. takes that
 I kinda wonder if there's
 Really any good at all..."


-Lillian Axe

"If I swallow anything evil, put your fingers down my throat."

The Who

"Down at the liquor store lookin for a whore
 Squeezin' Mr. Daniels cause I need a little more
 Her love's gone down in ashes, an I go up in flames"

-Alleycat Scratch

"Talkin' 'bout Stagger Lee, comin' 'round the bend,
And he ain't doin' nothin' but killing off good men.
He's long and he's tall and he do not wear no shoes
And you cannot tell his footprints from a horse's or a mule's."

--David Bromberg, Mrs. Delion's Lament

"Nothing but lying and killing and dying in this dream
 Anything better than what we better believe
 No mention of freedom no glory hallelu
 No mention you freedom I'm coming home for you"

-Overkill

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a b***h, I'm the best that's ever been."


(Johnny's bit of trash talking to the devil just f'n rocks.)

"I scream my heart out
 Just to make a dime
 With that dime I bought your love
 But now I've changed my mind"

-Cinderella  :tongueout:

"Montreal might eat its young, but Montreal won't break us down."

--Final Fantasy, "This is the Dream of Win and Regine."

"Comedy and tragedy
 Entertainment or death
 Like sister morphine
 Hooked on her game
 Time to place your bets

 If it wasn't for bad luck,
 I'd have no luck at all..."

-Motley Crue

He sees his children jumping off
At the stations one by one.
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun.
He's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle and
The train won't stop going
No way to slow down.

"You can pay for school but you can't buy CLASS"- Jay-Z, from the song "Swagger Like Us", a collaboration between Jay-Z, Kanye West, T.I., Lil Wayne and M.I.A.

Tull!  :thumbup:


"You won't confuse me with somebody else
 Look in your mirror, you're too good for yourself
 It's all in your books, your magazines, can't you see
 I'll be headin' out in time, if it's wrong or right"

-Ratt

"What you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful..."
Goo Goo Dolls

"Times are changin'
 We'd best beware
 The world is in the electric chair"

-Winger

You made me a life of ashes
I guess I'll just take your glasses

- John Fred, Judy in Disguise

One of my faves!

Climbing up on Solsbury Hill.
I can see the city lights.
Wind was blowing, time stood still.
An eagle flew out of the night.
He was something to observe.
Came in close, I heard a voice.
Standing, stretching every nerve.
I had to listen, I had no choice.
I did not believe the information
Just had to trust imagination
My heart going boom, boom, boom
Son, he said,
Grab your things, I've come to take you home.
-Peter Gabriel

"No haven for the raven, leaving it all behind"

-Malice

F***ing an animal!
Holding on the horns
F***ing an animal!
I'm involved with porn
F***ing an animal!
Sure is nice and warm in here.

--F***ing An Animal, GWAR

"This train keeps a rollin'
 Clear the track
 Keep this motor runnin'
 We're never lookin' back"

-Helix

Southern trees bear a strange fruit:
Blood on the leaves, and blood at the root.
Black bodies swinging in the Southern breeze,
Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees.

Pastoral scene of the gallant south,
The bulging eyes, the twisted mouth;
The scent of magnolia, sweet and fresh,
Then the sudden smell of burning flesh.

Here is a fruit for the crow to pluck
For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck,
For the sun to rot, for the tree to drop;
Here is a strange and bitter crop.

--Stranfge Fuit

"Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour De France with two flat tires and a missing chain
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry, I'm telling you the man was insane
He could rip out your beating heart, and show it to you right before you died
Every day, he'd make the host of Match Game, give him a piggy back ride
Yeah a two-hour piggy back ride
Giddy Up, Gene!"

CNR by Weird Al Yankovic

"I'm outta luck, outta love
 Gotta photograph, picture of
 Passion killer, you're too much
 You're the only one I wanna touch

 I see your face every time I dream
 On every page, every magazine
 So wild & free, so far from me
 You're all I want, my fantasy

 Oh, look what you've done to this rock n' roll clown..."

-Def Leppard

Those crazy nights, I do remember
In my youth.
I still recall, those were the best times
Most of a-all.
In the heat with a bluejean girl
Burning love, comes once in a lifetime.
She caught me singing by the railroad track,
Took me home, we danced till the moonlight.
Those summer nights are calling, stone in love.
Can't help myself, I'm falling, stone in love.
--Stone In Love, Journey

"When the golden bough breaks
 the cradle of civilization
 When our island sinks in the sea
 Songs of the sirens will lure us down
 Ashes, ashes
 We all fall
 We all fall
 When the king is dead
 And we ride wild horses
 When we climb to the top of the mountain
 And come tumbling down
 Ashes, ashes
 We all fall
 We all fall"

 - "We All Fall" - Steve Von Till

"We're the children of the sixties.
 Watched the seventies go bye.
 Now, we made it through the eighties.
 My, my how time does fly"

-Tesla

They're forming in a straight line,
They're going through a tight wind,
The kids are losing their minds.
The Blitzkrieg Bop.

"The target is me, a monster you flee
I hate what you say and you do
A mirror is there and look if you dare
The fool that you see's only you
Oh, no, you won't, nail me to your tree,
Or hang my head up high
No kingdom reigns over me
Despise all the liars I see
Don't give me your ‘save my soul’ cure”

-W.A.S.P.

Pennywise-"Every Single Day"

See all the people longing to be
Living their lives regretlessly
Trying to repress the pain in their lives
Reassuring themselves living with lies
No way to break through not on my own
Can't push away all the sorrow I've known
Have to release every thought or care
And take control life is a dare
I can start over today
Live my life a different way
Can't find a way to erase bad times to make
Everything OK
I'll start over and live every single day
Regrest and memories no remorse no apologies
No reason for me to despair no future at all
Ask if I care
I got time on my side twenty four hours in my life
Can't hang on to what's in my past
Full speed ahead hard and fast
At the end with each dropping sun
Can't erase what has been done who cares
What happened long ago I don't want to know
Can't face tomorrow with these thoughts
Of yesterday
I can't escape the lies and make them go away
Wish I had the answers to help me make it through
Can't shake these images no matter what I do
I guess I'll use them to make me a stronger man
I'll use each
Twisted tortured memory to help me understand
And I will learn From mistakes that everyone makes,
I got to find a way
I guess I'll have to live with them every single day

I can feel no sense of measure.
No illusions as we take,
Refuge in young man's pleasure.
Breaking down the dreams we make..
Real.
--Yes, Leave It

"One part love, one part wild
One part lady, one part child

I give you
(women! women!)
Lots of pretty women"

Def Leppard - Women

I'm doing all right in all of my classes
I got a crazy teacher who wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

All my life I've waited
Endless days have taken
Taken what made me free

Years have gone
I'm broken
Left the past unspoken
Those years
Oh they haunt me still

-Alterbridge
Shed My Skin

"Rubber shoes, a dirty sock
 Plastic toes and it's my pet rock"

-Annihilator

Let's go down to the Sunset Grill.
Watch the working girls go by.
See the basket people walk around and mumble.
And stare out at the auburn sky.
There's an old man from the old world.
To him it's all the same.
Calls all his customers by name.
Down at the Sunset Grill,
Down at the Sunset Grill,
Down at the Sunset Grill,
Down at the Sunset Grill.
--Don Henley

"You were distant, now you're nearer
 I can feel your face inside the mirror
 The lights are out and I can feel you, baby, with my hand"

-KISS

"Rainbows are visions, but only illusions...and rainbows have nothing to hide..."
Kermit The Frog

"I get so tongue tied when I see her
 Hiding in the shadows
 Don't need to say the wrong thing now
 I don't wanna lose her
 Should I tell her I'm a doctor
 Or a lawyer
 Should I tell 100 lies
 I need a come on for her heart
 I need a come on in the dark
 I need a come on that'll make her stay"

-Kix

"Take me to the electric jungle
 Where the animals prowl the neon night.
 We're like rhinestones to rags
 Like treasure to trash
 Gypsies of the night"

-Pretty Boy Floyd

"Don't got no children, no kin, no wife,
Guess I'll peep at schoolgirls the rest of my life."

--Mike Bloomfield, "Peepin' and a-Moanin' Blues"

"Is there a special reason that you just can't understand
I'm not the one to call when you need a handy man
Unless whatever needs fixing, girl, is you.."

The Jets

"There's a brand new enemy to the Hebrew race---
Used to be the Gentile, Lord, but cancer took his place."

--Mike Bloomfield, "Big C Blues"

"Why, you could play my trusty organ
 Or we could make it on the floor (On the floor)
 Some b***hes say I ignore them
 That dosen't matter for sure (For sure)"

-Lillian Axe

"They want to see me in the rectory
For shooting skeet in church.
All the wine did I drink up
And the rose did I besmirch."

--"Mr. Corn," Royal Fingerbowl

"You keep telling me to hang around while you play around
 With the clowns that you've found
 It ain't right
 Now and then I get tired of the sounds
 Of you putting me down while you're playing the town
 Every night"

-Sweet

"I Won't Have It"- Pennywise

A model brother a model dad
A model citizen has somehow turned out bad
Pledging allegiance to another flag
Lifelong devotion to a man they think was far from mad
A written word from who they think are peers
A little propaganda they became white warriors
Bred on deception and bred on fear
They don't hear the barrage of lies
That pass right through their ears
When your head feels like its real close to imploding
And your life is revolving around hate
All that s**t your brain is overloading
With help from papers and magazines
Another sheltered boy chooses what he will not see
Views so distorted how can this be
When the love for hate is the basis for reality
Another headline another bash
Another harmless victim beaten up and not for cash
Insanity well when will it end if you don't give it up
You'll never have the chance to make amends
You cannot keep it all inside
You've got
You got a bullet in your head
It's time to make a stance now make it
A bloody picture, psychotic dream
Choosing to follow the worst lesson in all history
Just get a future yeah get a life cause if you don't
Instead of mourning there will be celebrating when you die

These lyrics make me think of Circus for some reason.

"For I shall walk on burning coals, when I come to claim your souls,
A Redeemer who feasts on boiling blood.
I chew the heads off virgin girls, upon their necks a strand of pearls,
I leave their bodies twitching in the mud.

For when you see my beady eyes, you will lean, to your surprise
That I'm Jesus, alive for all to see.
I come careening down the halls, I smash my fists right through the walls,
Salvation---it ain't no cup of tea!"

--"Muchnetown" by Royal Fingerbowl

"The same hotel
 The same old room
 I'm on the road again
 She needed so much more
 Than I could give
 We knew our love could not pretend
 Broken hearts can always mend"

-Journey

"Fifty million miles below my feet
 There's a lot of people
 I'd like to meet
 There's theives and killers
 Harlots and whores
 All were misguided
 But not any more..."

-W.A.S.P.

"I wish you would
Come pick me up,
Take me out,
F*** me up,
Steal my records,
Screw all my friends
Behind my back
With a smile on your face
And then do it again.
I wish you would."

--Ryan Adams

"She used to be an ironhorse
 Twenty years ago
 Used to bring the mail to me
 Through the ice and snow"

-Saxon

"Kiss my ass 'til your lips turn brown"

-Snakeskin Cowboy

I can still remember
What you told me with your eyes
One kiss, now it's down to this
Guess it's time you realize

Hey Miss Sun, what could I say
I tried to hold you but the moon got in the way
It won't be long before the morning has you back in my arms
--Boz Scaggs

"Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways
 Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier
 Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight
 Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight"

-Tankard

"I saw that girl you used to know at the other end of the bar
I never thought she'd ever get that far."

--Slobberbone, "Pinball Song"

"Gods of war have gone insane
 You've played with fire, you're to blame
 Perish in flames"

-Dark Angel

Now in darkness world stops turning
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more war pigs have the power
Hand of God has struck the hour
Day of judgment, God is calling
On their knees the war pigs crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan laughing spreads his wings
Oh lord yeah!
--War Pigs, Black Sabbath

"I live amongst the creatures of the night
 I haven't got the will to try and fight"

-Laura Branigan

Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize your neighborhood.
--Thriller

They want to take you or me
And turn us into something
That we wouldn't recognize
But I don't want to be a robot
With metal eyes
And a metal tongue.

--"Song Against Robots," The Broken Family Band

Rock Hard Ride Free
All day, all night
Rock Hard Ride Free
All your life

Judas Priest-Rock Hard, Ride Free

"You ask yourself
 When will my time come
 Has it all been said and done
 I know I'll leave when its my time to go
'Til then I'll carry on with what I know"

-Missing Persons

Early in the mornin'
risin' to the streets,
light me up that cigarette and strap shoes to my feet
-Sublime WHAT I GOT!

Time is no healer
When you're not there
Lonely fever
Sad words in the air
Some things are better left unsaid
I'm gonna spend my days in bed
I'll walk the streets at night
To be hidden by the city lights, city lights...

--Sweet, Love Is Like Oxygen

"No my first name ain't 'baby', its Janet 'Miss Jackson' if you're nasty..."

(I sometimes introduce myself in this fashion inserting my name.)

Baby come back
Any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you.
Baby come back
You could blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you

"Passing through corridors
 Embedded with scars of those who have gone before you
 And left their marks"

-Morbid Angel

The day is okay and the sun can be fun,
but I live to see those rays slip away...
I love the night

From the song I Love the Night by Blue Oyster Cult

Take me now baby, here as I am
Pull me close, try and understand
Desire is hunger, is the fire I breathe
Love is a banquet on which we feed

Come on now, try and understand
The way I feel when I'm in your hands
Take me now, come undercover
They can't hurt you now
Can't hurt you now
Can't hurt you now..

Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to lust
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to us

--Patti Smith Group

I'm alone
sitting with my empty glass
my four walls
follow me through my past
I was on a Paris train
I emerged in London rain
and you were waiting there
swimming through apologies

Berlin~ The Metro

Now I wind up staring at an empty glass
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah
Cause it's so easy to say that you forget your past
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah
They don't write 'em like that anymore, no
They just don't write 'em like that anymore

Crying, mama, mama, mama, crying, canned heat killing me
Believe to my soul, Lord, it gonna kill me dead.

--Tommy Johnson, "Canned Heat"
(canned heat is like lighter fluid, a mixture of ethanol and methanol alcoholic bums used to drink when they couldn't afford booze)

"So about the moon and her sisters
 How dare he take them prisoner
 Well, if she had flung out her heart against him
 Then in all of her wisdom
 Oh, well that was a mystery"

-Stevie Nicks

Do what you like,
Doing it naturally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree

It's your life
And isn't it a mystery
If it's nobody's business
It's everybody's game

Gotta catch you later
No, no, cannonball it right away

Some Cinderella kid

Get it up and get you a job
(Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

--Kenny Loggins

"Good life is contradiction
 Because of crucifixion
 If you're ready and have the need,
 I will take your soul and plant my seed"

-Black Sabbath

The doctor said come back again next week,
I think that you need me.
All she did was cry, she wanted to die
Doctor, when can you see me.

There's a guy out there, seems like he's everywhere
It just ain't fair

Heartless, heartless
Never, never out of control
Heartless, heartless
Keep on sinnin' in the name of rock and roll
Heartless, heartless
Ya think he's gonna bare his empty soul?

He never realized the way love dies
When you crucify its soul

"Though all we lost in autumn days
 Cannot be born again
 Stand here by me
 Until the ways of age and youth
 Are one and same"

-Big Country

Baby, check this out, I've got something to say.
Man, it's so loud in here!
When they stop the drum machine and I can think again
I'll remember what it was.

"They Might Be Giants"

"the worst offense is intelligence
the best defense is belligerance"

guided by voices "quality of armor"

Girl, I heard you're getting married
Heard you're getting married, this time you're really sure
And this is the end, they say you really mean it
This guy's the one that makes you feel so safe, so sane and so secure
And, baby, if he loves you more than me
Maybe it's the best thing
Maybe it's the best thing for you
But it's the worst that could happen to me

Baby you're an ocean that's too wide to cross
(and) Baby you're a Cross that's too deep to bare
Baby you're a star that's too far away
Baby you're a trip and a half, but I don't care

Jill Jones - Baby, You're A Trip (1987)

It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
But she blinded me with science
(She blinded me.. with science!)
And failed me in biology, yeah

"I can't get up and the concrete is cold
 But the lead in my veins is turning to gold
 I've got JD eyes, so i don't need to see
 To know I have landed where I wanted to be"

-XYZ

Chicken, chicken,
He can go up in a balloon.
Chicken, chicken,
He can hide behind the moon.
Chicken, woo-wee,
I ain't gonna let you be.
I got a forty dollar warrant for a chicken tonight
Can't roost too high for me.

--"Chicken," Pink Anderson

"I'm the loser in the game
 You're the keeper you got me tamed
 You're the priestess with eyes of fire
 Now I see you're a liar"

-Saxon

Drying up in conversation,
You will be the one who cannot talk
All your insides fall to pieces
You just sit there wishing you could still make love

They're the ones who hate you
When you think you got the world all so stout
They're the ones who spit at you
You will be the one screaming out

Don't leave me high
Don't leave me dry

-Radiohead

"I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet.  I'm sharpening the axe and my palms are getting wet."
Megadeth - Sweating Bullets

"I don’t wanna sleep with sophisticated ladies
 I just wanna live in filth with some deadbeats"

-Hardcore Superstar

"There's a place where everyone can be happy.
it's the most beautiful place in the whole f**king world
it's made of candy canes and planes and bright red choo-choo trains-Bad Religion- You

"Boiling water, I can't wait
 It's getting hotter, it feels so great
 Macaroni maniac
 A cheddar cheese heart attack"

-Annihilator

My love
Tell what it's all about
You got something
That I can't live without
Happiness
So hard to find
Hey baby
Tell me what is on your mind
Cause I can't wait (baby)
Till you call me on the telephone
I can't wait (baby)
Till we're all alone
I can't wait

"When I was young I was the nicest guy I knew
I thought I was the chosen one
But time went by and I found out a thing or two

My shine wore off as time wore on
I thought that I was living out the perfect life
But in the lonely hours when the truth begins to bite
I though about the times when I turned my back and stalled
I ain't no nice guy after all"

Motorhead/Ozzy- I ain't no nice guy afterall

It's been a while since I put on a suit of my own clothes
And even longer since I cast my shadow on a church house door.
They say every sin is deadly, but I believe they may be wrong
I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at'all.

--Driver by Truckers, "Cottonseed"

"Throw down your gun, you might shoot yourself...
 Or is that what you're tryin' to do?
 Put up a fight you believe to be right
 And someday the sun will shine through"

-Free

"I got such big plans planned for today,
Today I got big plans.
I'm going to get dressed and I'm not going to cry
And I might even go outside."

--Tim Fite, "Getting By"

"The cold hand of currency
 Grips my heart at night
 Right now it's raining unpaid bills
 From an unknown height"

-Disneyland After Dark

Life isn't easy from the singular side
Down in the hole some emotions are hard to hide
It's your decision it's a chance that you take
It's on your head it's a habit that's hard to break
Do you need a friend? Would you tell no lies?
Would you take me in? Are you lonely in the dark?
In the dark
In the dark
In the dark

--In The Dark, Billy Squier

"If you ever go lardy, or go lame,
I will drop you straight away."

--Belle & Sebastian, "Century of Fakers"

Quite some time
I been sittin' it out
Didn't take no chances
Was a prisoner of doubt
I knocked down the wailing wall
Ain't no sin
I got the feel of fortune
Deal me in

Coming straight on for you
You made my mind
Now I'm stronger, now I'm coming through
Straight on, straight on for you
Straight on for you

----Heart

"Her mouth's wide open always ready for more, doesn't close her legs that inflatable whore..."
Lords Of Acid - Rubber Doll

Howling winds keep screaming round
And the rain comes pouring down
Doors are locked and bolted now
As the thing crawls into town

Straight out of hell
One of a kind
Stalking his victim
Don't look behind you

Nightcrawler
Beware the beast in black
Nightcrawler
You know he's coming back
Night Crawler

Sanctuary is being sought
Whispered prayers a last resort
Homing in its' cry distorts
Terror struck they know they're caught

"Who was it that said 'the world is my oyster'?
I feel like a nympho stuck in a cloister."

--Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks, "Cold Son"

I've seen it before, it happens all the time
Closing the door, you leave the world behind
You're digging for gold, you're throwing away
Your fortune and feelings, but someday you'll pay
-- Foreigner, Cold As Ice

"Can you hear the thunder
 Deafen every living thing about
 Can you, can you see it, can you
 See the mountains darken yonder
 Black sun rising, time is running out"

-Judas Priest

If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by
You're thinking like a fool 'cos it's a case of do or die
Out there is a fortune waiting to be had
You think I'll let it go, you're mad, you got another thing comin'

The essence, the basics,
Without that you make it
Allow me to make this
child-like-in-nature.
Rhythm, you have it or you don't
That's a fallacy.
I'm in them, every sprouting tree,
every child of peace, every cloud and sea.
You see with your mind,
you see destruction and demise
Corruption in disguise(that's right)
From this f--kin' enterprise,
Now I'm sucked into your lives
Through Russel not his muscles but percussion he provides
With me as a (say what) guise
Y'all can see me now cuz you don't see with your eyes
You perceive with your mind
That's the inner (f--k em)
So I'ma stick around with Russ and be a mentor
Bust a few rhymes (mmm mmmm) so mother f--kers remember
What the thought is
I brought all this, so you can survive when law is lawless (right here)
Feelings, sensations that you thought was dead (yup)
No squealing, remember that it's all in your head

"Penny I got your number
 You're so easy to read
 You make the sidewalks bright
 In the dead of the night
 You ought to give yourself a hand"

-Night Ranger

It's taken miles of lies to learn the right from the wrong
I'll keep you hangin' on
So don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me, I.. don't.. wa-nna.. knooow
Don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me, I.. don't.. wa-nna.. knooow

 n***as went from greatness to statements and wires
So scared to face a bid they betrayed their suppliers...
Seen some of the biggest drug dealers blow fortunes in bathrooms
n***as be sniffin like vacuums -cormega "5 for 40"

Sitting cross-legged on the floor
25 or 6 to 4

"I'm sitting here playing solitaire
With my pearl-handled deck.
The county won't give me no more methadone
And they cut off your welfare check."

--Waren Zevon, "Carmelita"

Well, he took little Suzy to the junior prom
Excitable Boy they all said
And he raped her and killer her, then he took her home
Excitable Boy they all said
Well, he's just an Excitable Boy
After 10 long years they let him out of the home
Excitable Boy they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable Boy they all said
Well, he's just an Excitable Boy

"Oh I can see it's gonna be a long day
 And I'm sick and tired of this hell I pay
 I please demand the explanation, of why you do the thing that you do?
 You ain't no politician, so get your hands off my neck..."

-Dangerous Toys

Bad Religion-Generator
Like a rock,
Like a planet,
Like a f**king atom bomb,
I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness
That i encounter everywhere I turn
I've seen it all along
In book and magazines
Like a twitch before dying
Like a pornographic sea
There's a flower behind the window
There's an ugly laughing man
Like a hummingbird in silence
Like the blood on the door
It's the generator
Oh yeah, oh yeah, like the blood on my door
Wash me clean and I will run
Until i reach the shore
I've known it all along
Like the bone under my skin
Like actors in a photograph
Like paper in the wind
There's a hammer by the window
There's a knife on the floor
Like turbines in darkness
Like the blood on my door
It's the generator

You see me now, a veteran
Of a thousand psychic wars
I've been living on the edge so long
Where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at
And far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I'm not sure that there's anything left of me

Blue Öyster Cult-Veteran of the psychic wars

Spiderman Spiderman
Takes a dump in a coffee can
Plays some games with a grudge
Gonna s**t out some anal fudge
Look out here comes some s**tty games

Alcohol is his power source
Takes a p*ss like a drunken horse
Climbs the wall then he falls
This game sucks his Spiderballs
Oh no, he's playing the sh*tty games

When he plays his games
He feels so ashamed
He shoots webs from his wrist
But now Spidermans f*cking... p**sed...

Angry Nerd Angry Nerd
Rather suck on a frozen turd
Or eat some crap from a moose
Gonna chug down some poopy juice
These games, are such a great big f*ck up
They make you wanna throw up all over... Spider...Man.....

"Rock queen, thirteen, buxom blonde, bad dream
 Let me touch your cookies, let me eat your cookies now..."

-Love/Hate

I know exactly where things is headin';
I'm gettin' ready for the Armageddon.
Jesus done told me just what to do
To make a little piece of heaven for me and you.

And now the SWAT team has arrived:
"Go**amn, you'll never ever take me alive!"
This could take all night,
'Cause something 'bout the moon ain't right.

"Otis Goes Postal," Royal Fingerbowl

Bad Religion-New Dark Ages

Yeah can you hear the call in our rambling land susurrations,
That can expand beyond all hope of light and plunge us into unrelenting night

A pall on truth and reason,
It feels like hunting season
So avoid those lines of sight and we'll set this right

Welcome to the new dark ages
I hope you're living right
These are the new dark ages
And the world might end tonight

Now come ye children one and all - let's heed Ezekiel's call,
And bide until the word is good and ripe and get plucked clean out of sight

The world will be erased our kin will be
Immaculate ejaculate in space
Before the king of king's love, he'll snatch us
From above, brothers help me sing it

Welcome to the new dark ages
I hope you're living right
These are the new dark ages
And the world might end tonight

So how do you sleep
There's nothing to keep
This is deep

Because we're animals - with golden rules
Who... who can't be moved by rational views

Welcome to the new dark ages
I hope you're living right
Welcome to the new dark ages
And the world might end tonight

"Tried a little bit of everything
 But it's all sex without love
 I found the real thing is poundcake"

-Van Halen

I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I pass you by.
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I pass you by.
All my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy.
-VH

"Chemicals, don't strangle my pen.
Chemicals, don't make me sick again.
I'm always so dubious of your intent
Like I can't afford to replace what you have spent."

Of Montreal

"We are the angel mutants, the streets for us seduction, our cause unjust and ancient, in this b-film born invasion"


-The Misfits

People are strange, when you're a stranger.
Faces look ugly, when you're alone.
Women seems wicked, when you're unwanted.
Streets are uneven, when you're down.
--Doors

"Mama's in the kitchen
 Papa's on the porch
 Junior's downstairs in the basement
 Passin' on freedom's torch"

-Love/Hate

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple haze all around
Don't know if I'm comin' up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me

Help me help me
Oh no no... no

Yeah
Purple haze all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You've got me blowin, blowin my mind
Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?

-Jimi Hendrix

Beware the beast of man
For he's the devil's pawn
Alone among god's primates
He kills for sport, lust or greed

The sacred scrolls...
The truth unfolds...

Shun him - or become like him
Shun him - the beast of man

Let him not breed in great numbers
For he will make a dessert of his home and yours
Shun him - drive him back into his jungle lair
For he is the harbinger of death
-Arch Enemy Beast of Man

"Louder, 'cause you like it
 Louder, 'cause you need it
 Louder, only way to feel the same as me"

-Britny Fox

"A woman is like a dresser
Some man always ramblin' through its drawers."
--Robert Johnson, "From Four Till Late"

Gaze upon me
Bless me, lord, or die
I'll find another little lord to fry

You baked me in this image
so I burned yours into mine
Eye for eye and tooth for tooth
I love you now, O twisted christ

"Mutant Christ" by Cryptopsy

"If you wanna lead inside my heart
 You gotta give it something more
 I'm looking for a shotgun
 And all that's rocking
 It's gotta the big one"

-Femme Fatale

"I can't shake this feeling from my head
There's a devil sleeping in  my bed
It's watching you from across the way
I cannot make this feeling go away"
NIN

"Tell me, brave captain,
Why are the wicked so strong?
How do the angels get to sleep, when the Devil leaves his porch light on?"

--Tom Waits, "Mr. Siegel"

Hey Brother Christian with your high and might errand,
Your actions speak so loud, I can't hear a word you're saying.
Hey Sister Bleeding Heart with all of your compassion,
Your labors soothe the hurt but can't assuage temptation.
Hey man of science with your perfect rules of measure,
Can you improve this place with the data that you gather?
Hey Mother Mercy can your loins bear fruit forever?
Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?
And I want to conquer the world,
Give all the idiots a brand new religion,
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil,
Promote equality in all my decisions
With a quick wink of the eye
And a "God you must be joking!"
Hey Mr. Diplomat with your worldly aspirations,
Did you see the children cry when you left them at the station?
Hey moral soldier you've got righteous proclamation,
And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations.
And I want to conquer the world,
Give all the idiots a brand new religion,
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil,
Promote equality in all of my decisions
I want to conquer the world,
Expose the culprits and feed them to the children,
I'll do away with air pollution and then all save the whales,
We'll have peace on earth and global communion.
I want to conquer the world! [x4]
Bad Religion- I Want To Conquer The World

Madman drummers bombers Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat.
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat.
With a boulder on my shoulder, feeling kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round,
With its very unpleasin' sneezin' and wheezin', the calliope crashed to the ground.
--Manfred Mann

Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding

Cannibal Corpse-Hammer Smashed Face

Fixed.  :wink:

"1-2-3-4-5
6-7-8-9-10
11-12."

--Sesame Street

"Don't need nobody on my side to dull the blade I'm on...
So don't be waiting for love cuz I'll be waiting to ramble on..."
Winger

Locked Away In A Cage
My Rage Has Got The Best Of Me
Time Finds A Way Each Day
Of Leaving Less Of Me Behind
I Find This Fight Must Be Won
Inside The Mind
So Uptight And Confined
Often Blinded By The Light
Taking It's Toll
On My System
Like Some Played Out Existence
Time Ticks Away
These Last Few Moments
Is There Anything
We've Left Unsaid?
I'm On A Quest
For Atonement
I've Got To Find Piece Of Mind
And A Place To Rest
Biding My Time
Until I'm Strong Enough
To Fight Back
Hope,
I Hope Against Hope
For Some Resistance
Been Taking It Out On My System
Rest-There's A Calm Before The Storm
And The Western Front Is Quiet
I've Got Rembrandt As My Right Hand
And Solo As My Pilot
Condemned Man
Condemned
Convicted Man
Convicted
Could Not Save My Life
Cutting Strand By Strand
Passing It Off
Like Some Kind Of King
You Don't Know Peace
'til You've Had Suffering
I've Suffered
All Of Your So Called Resolve
But You Haven't Tasted Pain
Have You Ever Been Inside
Of The New Masterpiece?
Rest
Have You Ever Been Inside?
Rembrandt As My Right Hand
And Solo As My Pilot
Have You Ever Been Inside
Of The New Masterpiece
Condemned Man
Condemned
Convicted Man
Convicted
Could Not Save My Life
Cutting Strand By Strand
Strand By
Strand By
Strand By Strand
Condemned
Mushroomhead-Solitaire Unraveling

Thousand years
Thousand Forms
Crawling, Howling

Thergothon-Everlasting

"First I drank the whiskey
Then I drank the gin
Tried to make the toilet and I broke me f***in' shin."

--The Pogues, "Boat Train"

Now compelled by something that I cannot see
I go forth surrendering to history

Your glory, I swear I run for thee
Your power, I trust it runs with me
Your servant, I am and ever shall I be

Kiss-The Oath

Sorry; since I hate Springsteen I decided to give the credit to the artist with the more successful release.  :smile:

"I have followed you to swamplands
 On a porcupine"

-Kix

"I give in to sin because I have to make this life liveable..."
Depeche Mode

"Runnin' up the bill
 On your lie phone
 All but to sell your soul"

-Britny Fox

"i wanna see you movin'
love your body language
let me be your paperman
love to be in your command
we are here to have some fun
let it whip"
The Dazz Band

Little dog came sneaking up without a sound
Sneaking up so low down, staying clear of the higher ground.
Once you cross that line you can't help but see
A little lamb should fall as easy as the apples fall from a tree

Slack up on the rope and she's bound to roam,
Pullin' up the stakes and spitting out the bones.
Give her an inch, she's lookin' for a mile,
Give her a cake, and she's lookin' for a file.
Give her a kiss, she's gonna suck the gold right out of your mouth...

--Freakwater, " Dog Gone Bad"

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ah

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I hate sauerkraut

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque

I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque


Sorry if it's too big. It's Weird Al's Albuquerque. :wink:

Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob
Tryin' to find some life in the waste land
Fin'ly found a program, gonna deal with Mary Jane
Ready for a trip into hate land
Obnoxious Joe comes on the screen
Along with his guest self-righteous Sam
And one more guy who doesn't count
His hair and clothes are too far out

While pushin' back his glasses Sam is sayin' casually
"I was elected by the masses"
And with that in mind he starts to unwind
A vicious attack on the finest of grasses

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
And it will ruin our fair country
(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
(You're so full of bull, Sam)
All will pay that disagree with me
(Please give up you already lost the fight, alright)

Misinformation Sam and Joe
Are feeding to the nation
But the one who didn't count counted them out
By exposing all their false quotations
Faced by a very awkward situation
This is all he'd say to save the day

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
And it will ruin our fair country
(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
(You're so full of bull, Sam)
All will pay that disagree with me
(Please give up you already lost the fight alright)

You waste my coin Sam, all you can
To jail my fellow man
For smoking all the noble weed
You need much more than him
You've been telling lies so long
Some believe they're true
So they close their eyes to things
You have no right to do
Just as soon as you are gone
Hope will start to climb
Please don't stay around too long
You're wasting precious time

-Jimmybob

You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
My energy's
spent at last
And my armor is destroyed
I have used up all my weapons and
I'm helpless and bereaved
Wounds are all I'm made of
Did I hear you say
that this is victory?

Blue Öyster Cult: Veteran of the psychic wars

"I'll do anything you want
 To love and treat you right
 I'll rock you in the morning
 And roll you in the night..."

-Whitesnake

"It's raining goldfish in my heart,
Symphonic garden plays 'Blues in Green.'
The pond is wishing, four goldfish are missing.

Flying for freedom we swim back to start
While symphonic garden plays 'Blues in Green.'

Now it's raining goldfish in my heart.
Flying to freedom we swim back
To start."

--Bluesweiser, "Walking Goldfish Blues"

"Oh, the doughnuts, they are wooden,
And we have limburger puddin’;
We kneel in prayer before we go to grub.
If you chance to get a breeze
Of that ham, baloney or cheese,
You’d have swore somebody’d hit you with a club."

All Go Hungry Hash House (traditional)

Janie always said I was a mess
Sorry bout that mess
I made her bleed
I'm planting my seed
Still I knew it could take it if I opened up the rhythm
I knew it could make it
I hope her parents love her
So feelin the acid on the brain
Still I got that frame I made
Her bleed yeah she wants that lovin you see
Well if you live you wanna give or get old
And if you never knew that we get old you live it up
You get old believe me when I say
It's the same s**t everyday
But I got to know my place
And if you don't it smacks you in your face
I know I know her parents love her
So billyed back in 1983 what did you do for me
I made her bleed
I'm planting my seed
I knew we could make it
I only knew that the b***h would break it I hope her parents love her
So my God look at me
If he had to go I know
I know I'm barely lovin' my holy creed
You never knew that was what you need
Oh my god honestly believe it or not its a disease.

Sublime Seed :teddyr:

Darkness strikes once again.
I'm all alone it feels like the end, he walks with me while I sleep.
It's like a heart attack on a one way street.
I can't sleep tonight.
Cos I-gotta run, I gotta hide.
I'm running.
Running from this nightmare. I turn around but there's on-one there.
And I'm running. Running from this nightmare.



Tuesday Knight.

(I don't know if you can, but can you get an order for Ons, that's O-N-S,
Junior Market, the address is 1934 East Anaheim, all the windows are
busted out,... if he wants to)

April 26th, 1992
There was a riot on the streets
Tell me where were you?
You were sittin' home watchin' your TV
While I was participating in some anarchy
First spot we hit it was my liquor store
I finally got all that alcohol I can't afford
With red lights flashin', time to retire
And then we turned that liquor store into a structure fire
Next stop we hit, it was the music shop,
It only took one brick to make the window drop
Finally we got our own P.A.
Where do you think I got this guitar that you're hearing today?

(Call fire... respond mobil station. alamidos in anaheim, its uhh flaming up good...)

When we returned to the pad to unload everything
It dawned on me that I need new home furnishings
So once again we filled the van until it was full
Since that day my livin' room's been much more comfortable
Cause everybody in the hood has had it up to here
It's getting harder, and harder, and harder each and every year
Some kids went in a store with their mother
I saw her when she came out she was gettin' some Pampers
They said it was for the black man
They said it was for the mexican
But not for the white man
But if you look at the streets, it wasn't about Rodney King
It's this f**ked-up situation and these f**ked-up police
It's about comin' up and stayin' on top
And screamin' 1-8-7 on a mother f**kin' cop
It's ain't in the paper, it's on the wall
National guard
Smoke from all around

(Units be advised of an attempt 211 to arrest now at 938 Temple, 9-3-8
Temple, many subjects with bats trying to get inside the CB's
house...they're trying to kill him)

Cuz' as long as I'm alive, I'ma live illegal

Let it burn
Wanna let it burn, wanna let it burn
Wanna wanna let it burn
(I feel insane)
Riots on the streets of Miami
Whoa, riots on the streets of Chicago
On the streets of Long Beach
In San Francisco
Riots on the streets of Kansas City
Tuskaloosa, Alabama
Cleveland, Ohio
Fountain Valley, Paramount, Vista Buelle
Eugene, Oregon
Eureka, California
Hesperia
Santa Barbara
Winnemucca, Nevada
Phoenix, Arizona
San Diego
Lakeland, Florida
f**kin' 29 Palms

(Need a unit to... structure fire and numerous subjects looting)
(10-15 to get rid of this looter)

Sublime April 26, 1992

"Nice to see you, thanks for coming by,
But the commercial's almost over.  Let's do lunch sometime.
Your feet are really cold, and I'm not feeling sexy.
You know you turn me on, baby, but there's something on my TV."
 
--Vinx, "My TV"

"And I need you to help me blow my nose,
And I need you to help me count my toes,
And I need you to help me put on my clothes,
And I need you to hide it when it shows.
From being my daddy's sperm
To being packed into an urn
I'm a child."

--"I Feel Just Like a Child," Devendra Banhat

"My sister said
Keep going now, run away
Nothing will move
Until you see it clear and plain
Now it's cold and dark
And the trees are bending down
And this house is alive
And will never forgive
I'll kill that man
I'll kill that man
I'll hunt him down
He'll understand what he's done to you"

Michael Gira - "My Sister Said"

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

CHORUS
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

(CHORUS)

CHORUSCHORUS
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

(CHORUS) One Guess who :teddyr:

"Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine."
--Patti Smith

"Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yeah I know that everyone gets scared
But I've become what I can't be, oh
Stop and stare
You start to wonder why you're 'here' not there
And you'd give anything to get what's fair
But fair ain't what you really need
Oh, can u see what I see"
OneRepublic

Standing in the shadow of our lies
To hide our imperfections
Doing anything we can to hide
Eyes wide open but still blind
To see what really matters
And insecurity won't go
See me in shadows

Standing by the ruins of your soul
That cries for some more meaning
Wondering when you have
Become so cold

[Chorus:]
So cold
And all the pictures of your past are gone
So cold, so cold
Forget yourself
And who you are
Another life is not that far

Standing by the paintings of your dreams
But you have awoken
And all the purples and the greens
Have turned to black
And the ruins of your soul
Have died, no more meaning
I wonder when you have
Become so cold

[Chorus]

Not that far

Delain-SEE ME IN THE SHADOW*
*I recommend that you listen to this wonderful song, the singer has a heavenly voice, no joke!

"Can you picture her next Thursday? Can you picture her at all?
In the Hotel Boulderado, at the dark end of the hall?
I gotta shake myself and wonder why she even bothers me
'Cause if heartaches were commercials, we'd all be on TV."

--John Prine, "Come Back to Us Barbara Lewis Hare-Krishna Beauregard"

"Brady, Brady, Brady, you know you done wrong,
Broke in my grocery when that game is goin' on,
Knockin' down windows, and tearin' down doors,
Now you're lying dead on the grocery floor.

Miss Brady said 'children now hush your cryin'.
You're gonna get a penny now your daddy died.
A .44 killed him, but don't you cry.
You're gonna get a penny now your daddy died.'"

--"Duncan and Brady," Leadbelly

Papa was a rolling stone
Wherever he laid his hat was his home
And when he died, all he left us was alone

"Drink up with me now
And forget all about
The pressure of days
Do what I say
And I'll make you OK
And drive them away
The images stuck in your head.
People you've been before
That you don't want around anymore
They push and shove and won't bend to your will
I'll keep them still."

--Elliot Smith, "Between the Bars"

"I know a girl, she sells hot cookies,
She serves them night and day.
First thing in the morning
I'm going down that way.
I'm gonna try some of that,
I'm gonna try some of that,
First time I get my money, I'm gonna try some of that."

--"Try Some of That", Pink Anderson

"Here comes the daybreak
It's makin' me cough.
It's causin' me sunburn.
It's p**sin' me off.
Had a good time last night
In the moon's glimpse.
Now all that'll save me
Is a total eclipse."

--Harry Nilsson, "Daybreak"

Life brings nothing for the same
Keep searching new days on the horizon
While time just seems to slip away
I'm leaving no trace along the way

Seems like I'm falling deeper, deeper inside myself
Feels like I'm growing weaker, much weaker each day
Along the path to decay

The lights are fading day by day
No cure for the lost, there's no ascending
When life could not become more pale
A new dawn is here, another day

Seems like I'm falling deeper, deeper inside myself
Feels like I'm growing weaker, much weaker each day
Along the path to decay

Darkness within myself....

Seems like I'm falling deeper, deeper inside myself
Feels like I'm growing weaker, much weaker each day
Along the path to decay

The Path to Decay by Sirenia

"Ain't a g**damn thing you told me turned out right.
I thought you said them Allies couldn't fight?
You fooled us way off yonder in Boogensville
While fifteen thousand of our best men just f**ked around and got killed!
That's what I told my wife last night before I left;
If I could get to your g**damn ass I'd kick your ass myself."

"Tojo Told Hitler," R.L. Burnside

Roland was a warrior
From the land of the midnight sun
With his Thompson Gun for hire
Fighting to be done
The deal was made in Denmark
On a dark and stormy day
So he headed for Biafra
To join the bloody fray


In '66 and 7
They fought the Congo war
With their fingers on their triggers
Knee-deep in gore
For days and nights they battled
The Bantu to their knees
They killed to earn their living
And to help out the Congolese

Roland the Thompson Gunner
Roland the Thompson Gunner

His comrades fought beside him
Van Owen and the rest
But of all the Thompson Gunners
Roland was the best
So the CIA decided
They wanted Roland dead
That son of a b*tch Van Owen
Blew off Roland's head

Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner
Norway's bravest son
You can still see his headless body
Stalking through the night
In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson Gun
In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson Gun

--Warren Zevon, "Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner"

"They fill us full of lies, everyone buys
'bout what it means to be a soldier
I still don't know how I'm supposed to feel
'bout all the blood that's been spilled
Will god on this throne
get me back home
on the day after tomorrow

You can't deny, the other side
Don't want to die anymore then we do
What I'm trying to say is don't they pray
to the same god that we do?

And tell me how does god choose
whose prayers does he refuse?
Who turns the wheel
Who throws the dice
on the day after tomorrow" -Tom Waits Day After Tomorrow

"Sooner or later
 You'll be a He-Man woman hater
 It's inevitable
 And to become one
 You gotta really hate to love one"

-Extreme

Oh I can't take another heartache
Though you say you're my friend, I'm at my wit's end
You say your love is bona fide, but that don't coincide
With the things that you do, and when I ask you
To be nice, you say, you gotta be
Cruel to be kind, in the right measure
Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign
Cruel to be kind, means that I love you
Baby, you gotta be cruel
You gotta be cruel to be kind
--Nick Lowe

There goes the siren that warns of the air raid,
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak,
Out of the scramble we've got to get airborne,
Got to get up for the coming attack.

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines,
Remove all the wheelblocks there's no time to waste,
Gathering speed as we head down the runway,
Gotta get airborne before it's too late.

Running, scrambling, flying,
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again.
Running, scrambling, flying,
Roll, turn, diving.
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die.
Won't you
Run, live to fly, fly to live. Aces High.

Move in to fire the mainstream of bombers,
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away,
Roll over, spin round and come in behind them,
Move to their blindsides and firing again.

Bandits at 8 O'clock move in behind us,
Ten ME-109's out of the sun,
Ascending and turning our Spitfires to face them,
Heading straight for them I press down my guns.

Running, scrambling, flying,
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again.
Running, scrambling, flying,
Roll, turn, diving.
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die.
Won't you
Run, live to fly, fly to live. Aces High.
-Aces High by Iron Maiden, Children of Bodom, and Arch Enemy

"Don't she love to dance that old grizzly bear
I guess she's gone to Frisco, to dance it there
'Cause when I woke up this morning she was gone."

--"This Morning She Was Gone," Jim Jackson

The night of timeless fire is drawing near
I flee... Throughout the years of throe
Watching through a mirror, as I fall apart
I see a wreck, I'm burning

I see angels burning, falling down in ruins
Looking down I see me, I'm my own enemy

Watching myself decaying, falling from high spirits
I flee... Throughout the ruins of me
Longing for finding my way out
Leaving myself, there's nothing left for me
The ruins are about to crumble down.

The flame is dying by shivery winds of jet black skies
It reflects hatred in my eyes

I see angels burning, falling down in ruins
Looking down I see my ashes scattered around my grave

Angels whispering fire, no longer I'm alive
Settled down I'm done with the trip to my kingdom come

Children of Bodom- Downfall

"Some people live to work, work to live,
Any little tremble and the earth might give.
Ya can't hide it in a Volvo or a London Fog,
Can't hide it in a mansion with an imported dog.
No matter how we plan and rehearse,
We're at pink slip's mercy in a paper universe
And we're afraid that we're just a bum someday
When all our stuff is gone and we're left
Without a dime
Time ain't money when all you got is time.
And we can see us standing on the corner with our nine-day beards and our bright red eyes..."

--"Just a Bum," Greg Brown

ou give me a heart attack
You look like the summertime
You call me an artifact
But I'll save that for another time
I could be rich or poor
I don't need anymore

Keep your love inside the kitchen
You can feed me anything
Leave the feathers on the chicken
Peel the leather from your skin
I can be young or old
Sweet or sad, hot or cold

[Chorus]
Man or animal, I don't care at all
Find the antidote underneath the dose
Man or animal, obidient-
out of control

I will love you more than money
I will breathe you in the smoke
I will drink you in my honey
Sweet and golden down my throat
When you're right, when you're wrong
Head is near, eyes are gone
You can drown my appetite
I will sip your tears at night
You can tie me to a chair
Skin and bones, I don't care
I could be rich or poor
I don't need anymore

[Chorus]
Man or animal, I don't care at all
Find the antidote underneath the dose
Man or animal, obedient-
out of control
Man or animal, I don't care at all
Find the antidote underneath the dose
Man or animal, obedient-
out of control
out of control

You give me a heart attack
I will give you more than that
You give me a heart attack
I will give you more than that
- Man or Animal by Audioslave

"Fools and priests say
We are not animate clay,
But crude vessels
Housing immortal souls.

But the dead only quickly decay.
They don't go around being born and reborn
And rising and falling like soufflé.
The dead only quickly decay.

It would be swell
To see some fool burn in hell,
But when they go
It's just as pleasant to know

That the dead only quickly decay.
They don't go around being born and reborn
And rising and falling like soufflé.
The dead only quickly decay."

-"The Dead Only Quickly," The 6ths

Sanguis Bibimus
Corpus Redimus
Tolle corpus Satani

Ave

Sanguis Bibimus
Corpus Redimus
Tolle corpus Satani

Ave

Ave, Ave Versus Christos x3
Ave Satani

Sanguis Bibimus
Corpus Redimus
Tolle Corpus Satani

Satani x3

Ave
Ave Satani

-Omen Theme

A voice from the past cried give peace a chance,
he paid his price now were free at last and imagine we called him a dreamer

Molly hatchet-Fall of the Peacemakers

This is me for forever
One of the lost ones
The one without a name
Without an honest heart as compass

This is me for forever
One without a name
These lines the last endeavor
To find the missing lifeline

Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I`d give my everything
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
Oh how I wish to dream again
Once and for all
And all for once
Nemo my name forevermore

My flower, withered between
The pages 2 and 3
The once and forever bloom gone with my sins

Walk the dark path
Sleep with angels
Call the past for help
Touch me with your love
And reveal to me my true name

Oh, how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I`d give my everything
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
Oh how I wish to dream again
Once and for all
And all for once
Nemo my name forevermore

Nemo sailing home
Nemo letting go

Oh, how i wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I`d give my everything
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
Oh how I wish to dream again
Once and for all
And all for once
Nemo my name forevermore

Nightwish- Nemo*
* Need to listen to it, (esp. you Rev) tis is AMAZING,

"Two necrophiliacs lying in bed,
Each one wishing that the other was dead."

--"Tight Like That," Asylum Street Spankers

Kära du ulver du bit inte mig
Dig vill jag giva min guldkrona
Guldkrona jag passar ej på
Ditt unga liv och blod måst gå

"Varulven" - Garmarna
 

"Well for working, I'm too lazy,
And for begging, that's too low.
Train robbing, that's too dangerous
So to gambling did I go.

Well I gambled out in England
And I gambled down in Spain.
And it never brought me nothing
'Cept there's feeling good, and there's pain."

--"Cuckoo" (traditional)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD, MIKE NESS!

"This ain't the way it's supposed to be
There's a dark cloud following me
I'm Disillusioned, and I'm down on the world again

There's movies going on in my head
But all I can see is the color red
I'm Relentless, and I'm down on the world again

There's a world of guilt written on my face
And I feel ashamed for the human race
I've been Forsaken, and I'm down on the world again

Give me tomorrow's broken dreams now
I'm feeling like a loaded gun
Give me tomorrow's holy schemes now (so hopeless)
When there's no place else to run

This ain't the way it's supposed to be
There's a dark cloud following me
I'm Distorted, and I'm down on the world again"

--from "Down on the World Again" by Social Distortion

"I'm not Mr. N*Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who was there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all of u
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me"-- The Way I Am by Eminem

Sad that this kinda suits my personality.  I got some anger issues.

"Could I write a piece about you now that you've made it?
'Bout the hours spent, the wilderness in your training?
You only did it so that you could wear
Terry underwear
And feel the city air
Run past your body..."

--Belle and Sebastien, "Stars of Track and Field"

"But you've gotta make your own kind of music
sing your own special song,
make your own kind of music even if nobody
else sing along."
     -Mama Cass, "Make Your Own Kind of Music"

"Broken Heart That's Lost Its Beat
A Little Boy That Softly Weeps
Overwhelmed With Emotion
Fuse Burns To Explosion!"




 MUDVAYNE ~ Do What You Do

Come all ye tale tellers with bridges to burn
     (Put your money away)
Dear Richard has died and it's eight in the morn
And we must get back to drinking.
Now Richard did rarely take pleasure in wealth
     (Put your money away)
Top o' the morning to you and the rest to himself
And we must get back to drinking.
These bottles of cheer is on old Richard dear
And he'd will it that way, I been thinking;
For it comes from the trust that he languished in us
And we must get back to drinking.

--Dear Richard's Wake, Kyf Brewer
(my favorite unknown Irish drinking song)

"I pledge allegiance to Tom Jones
Drinking and gambling
To fornication
Hallucination
To visit the holy city at least once a year
Lead us not to Wayne Newton
And deliver us from Michael Bolton..."

--Mojo Nixon, "The Pleasureallegiance"

"Mr Crowley
What Went On In Your Head
Oh Mr. Crowley
Did You Talk To The Dead
Your Lifestyle To Me Seems So Tragic
You Live For The Thrill Of It All
You Fooled All The People With Magic
And You Waited On Satan's Call"


 OZZY OSBOURNE -Mr. crowley

"Like a dog, like a dog I leap for joy
When you call my name, call me a good boy.
Wish I had a dog's heart, instead of this one
For I have loved you like a dog."

--"Like a Dog," Greg Brown

"For a man sometimes has to sip of the grape
And cast his eye on a lovely shape;
And then sometimes, a wager desires.
If a man says he don't, he's not a man, he's a liar.

So don't let yourself be sad if what looks good is bad,
Reach out, accept the things that bring you joy.
A man was made to live, even steel was made to give
That's a necessary evil, my boy."

--"Necessary Evil" (as performed by Louis Armstrong & Ella Fitzgerald)

Come ride with me
Through the veins of history
I'll show you how god
Falls asleep on the job

And how can we win
When fools can be kings
Don't waste your time
Or time will waste you

No one's gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive

No one's gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive

No one's gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive

Muse-Knights of Cydonia

Drive!
Push it to the floor till the engine screams.
Drive!
Drivin' like the demon that drives your beat.

You're on a hard road, nobody cares
If you hit the breaks.
You gotta think fast, keep it in gear,
One slip is all it takes.
You gotta keep your wheels on the straight and narrow,
If you wanna survive.

Drive!
Push it to the floor till the engine screams.
Drive!
Drivin' like the demon that drives the beat.
Drive!

--Theme song to "Hardcastle And McCormick"

So tell me: how long do you think you can go before you lose it all?
Before they call you bluff and watch you fall?
I don't know, but I'd like to think I had control
At some point, but I let it go and lost my soul
Sit tight, but the revolution's years away
You're losing faith and I'm running low on things to say
So, I guess I have no choice but to regurgitate
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite
Oh! To have died that night, I realized it wouldn't last
Our days were numbered and the reaper tipped the hourglass
The final mayday of our sinking ship had come and passed
Oh! To the west, you don't know what it is you're running from
And everybody's laughing loud
Your last chance to make your mother and your father proud

A moment of silence, please, for those who never get the chance
They show up to the party, but they're never asked to dance
The losers, the liars, the bastards, the thieves
The cynicists, the pessimists, and those that don't believe in nothing

-- Streetlight Mainfesto - Moment Of Silence

Sanctus Espiritus redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus! Sanctus Espiritus! Sanctus Espiritus!

In my darkest hours I could not foresee
That the tide could turn so fast to this degree
Can't believe my eyes
How can you be so blind?
Is the heart of stone, no empathy inside?
Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned
So in the end now what have we gained?

Sanctus Espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus, insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus, is this what we deserve,
can we break free from chains of never-ending agony?

Are they themselves to blame, the misery, the pain?
Didn't we let go, allowed it, let it grow?
If we can't restrain the beast which dwells inside
it will find it's way somehow, somewhere in time
Will we remember all of the suffering
Cause if we fail it will be in vain

Sanctus Espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus, insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus, is this what we deserve,
can we break free from chains of never-ending agony?

Within Temptation- Our Solemn Hour

For Flick James:

When I retired
Exhausted by desire
That bodhran was killing me
I was fading away to smoke.
She rose early in the morning
And without a word of warning
She'd be banging like a maniac
It was gone beyond a joke!

No time for a pint now
Or even an old sing-song
Oh no, it was action all day and all night long.
We were even doing it in the shower
She'd say "More power to your elbow!"
Oh no, got them bodhrans on the brain!

But now she lives in Spiddal
Oh hey diddle diddle
With an alcoholic bodhran maker teaching her everything he knows.
"Ah, it's all in the wrist action
Grab ahold of it and feel the traction."
She left me distracted and insane
With all them bodhrans on the brain.

--Black 47, "Bodhrans on the Brain"

"And when I client came I'd slide out of our bed
And treat him nice, and go and have a drink instead;
And when he paid up I'd address him 'Sir,
Come any night you think you fancy her.'
That time's long past, but what would I not give
To see that whorehouse where we used to live."

"Tango Ballad," Kurt Weil

"The grass does not grow
On the places where we stop and stand
River Bottom Nightmare Band!"
     -Emmett Otter's Jug-band Christmas

(Old black water, keep on rollin')
Mississippi moon won't ya keep on shinin' on me
(Old black water, keep on rollin')
Mississippi moon won't ya keep on shinin' on me
(Old black water, keep on rollin')
Mississippi moon won't ya keep on shinin' on me
Yeah, keep on shinin' your light
Gonna make everything
Pretty mama gonna make everything all right
And I ain't got no worries, cause I ain't in no hurry at all

--Black Water, Doobie Brothers

"We got into a car and away we started rollin'.
I said, 'How much you pay for this?' she said, 'Nothing man, it's stolen.'
Punk rock girl---you look so wild.
Punk rock girl---let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eat fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl."

--Punk Rock Girl, "The Dead Milkmen"

"Is it dark or is it bright
What's the latest on the screen
Please tell me my name
I haven't checked it today

I am running from something that I don't know
I am searching for something, which way to go
I am trying to separate what's real
I'm running in a wheel

From green to red our days pass by
Waiting for a sign to tell us why
Are we dancing all alone

Collect some stars to shine for you
And start today cause there's only a few
A sign of times my friend

Avoid infinity
Are you for real

Just scratch the surface
And you will find
Something to blame for a long lost time

From green to red our days pass by
Waiting for a sign to tell us why
Are we dancing all alone

Collect some stars to shine for you
And start today cause there's only a few
A sign of times my friend

Just scratch the surface
And you will find
Something to blame for a long lost time

From green to red our days pass by
Waiting for a sign to tell us why
Are we dancing all alone

Collect some stars to shine for you
And start today cause there's only a few

From green to red our days pass by
Waiting for a sign to tell us why

Collect some stars to shine for you
And start today cause there's only a few"

In Flames- TRIGGER

f I cut off your arms and cut off you legs would you still love me anyway?
If you're bound and youre gagged, draped and displayed would you still love me anyway?
Why don't you love me anyway?
Why don't you love me anyway?

If I cut off your arms and cut off you legs would you still love me anyway?
If you're bound and youre gagged, draped and displayed would you still love me anyway?
Why don't you love me anyway?
Why don't you love me anyway?
Why don't you love me anyway?

Cutting with a knife,
Blood is spilling everywhere
She will be my wife
Secondary spine,
Incisions must be accurate
I know just what to do
My hands are trembling I can't spare
To slip up with this knife

Her beauty so illogical
The beast comes gliding in
Hideous chameleon
She's stripped down to her skin
Dance to the burning flame
Pleasure exhumes the pain
The night bursts into flame

Dance, Helena, Dance

Whoa

If I cut off your arms and I cut off your legs would you still love me anyway?
There's a spot on the floor where your limbs used to be
And I close the door on my fantasies
Why don't you love me anyway?
(Fantasies)
Why don't you love me anyway?
(Fantasies)
Why don't you love me anyway?
(Helena!)
Why don't you love me anyway?
(Helena...!)

The Misfits- Helena.

Lost in the darkness
Hoping for a sign
Instead there's only silence
Can't you hear my screams?

Never stop hoping
Need to know where you are
But one thing's for sure
You're always in my heart

[Chorus:]
I'll find you somewhere
I'll keep on trying
Until my dying day
I just need to know
Whatever has happened
The truth will free my soul

Lost in the darkness
Tried to find your way home
I want to embrace you
And never let you go

Almost hope you're in heaven
So no one can hurt your soul
Living in agony
Cause I just do not know
Where you are

[Chorus]

Wherever you are
I won't stop searching
Whatever it takes me to know

[Chorus]

Within Temptation- Somewhere

I feel like I wanna smack somebody
Turn around and b***h slap somebody
But I ain't goin' out bro (no, no, no)
I ain't givin' into it (no, no, no)
Anxieties bash my mind in
Terrorizing my soul like Bin Laden
But I ain't fallin' down bro (no, no, no)
I won't lose control bro (no, no, no)
Shackle and chained
My soul feels stained
I can't explain got an ich on my brain
Lately my whole aim is to maintain
And regain control of my mainframe
My bloods boiling its beatin' out propaine
My train of thoughts more like a runaway train
I'm in a fast car drivin' in a fast lane
In the rain and I'm might just hydroplaine

I don't fear none of my enemies
And I don't fear bullets from Uzi's
I've been dealing with something thats worse than these
That'll make you fall to your knees and thats the
The anxiety the sane and the insane rivalry
Paranoias brought me to my knees
Lord please please please
Take away my anxiety
The sane and the insane rivalry
Paranoias brought me to my knees
Lord please please please
Take away my anxiety

My head keeps running away my brother
The only thing making me stay my brother
But I won't give into it bro (no, no, no)
Gotta get myself back now
God, I can't let my mind be
Tell my enemy is my own
Gots to find my inner wealth
Gots to hold up my thoughts
I can't get caught (no, no, no)
I can't give into it now (no, no, no)
Emotions are trapped set on lock
Got my brain stuck goin through the motions
Only I know what's up
I'm filled up with pain
Tryin' to gain my sanity
Everywhere I turn its a dead end infront of me
With nowhere to go gotta shake this anxiety
Got me feelin' strange paranoia took over me
And its weighin' me down
And I can't run any longer, yo
Knees to the ground

I don't fear none of my enemies
And I don't fear bullets from Uzi's
I've been dealing with something thats worse than these
That'll make you fall to your knees and thats the
The anxiety the sane and the insane rivalry
Paranoias brought me to my knees
Lord please please please
Take away my anxiety
The sane and the insane rivalry
Paranoias brought me to my knees
Lord please please please
Take away my anxiety

Black Eyed Peas- Anxiety.

On what do you base your life, my friend?
Can you see around the bend?
Can you see?

On what star do you take your sight
On a cold and blowy night
Alone, alone?

Old man, can you make a mirror for me?
It's got to be clearer than air for me
'Cause you see I can't see me, no

And I always thought that I meant what I said
But you know that lately I've read
We were lying

All of us lying
Just makin' it up, yeah
Cuttin' it out of whole cloth, yeah

Whole Cloth - David Crosby

In the gloom the gathering storm abates
In the ships gimlet eyes await
The call to arms to hammer at the gates
To blow them wide throw evil to its fate

All summers long the drills to build the machine
To turn men from flesh and blood to steel
From paper soldiers to bodies on the beach
From summer sands to Armageddon's reach

Overlord, your master not your God
The enemy coast dawning grey with scud
These wretched souls puking, shaking fear
To take a bullet for those who sent them here

The world's alight, the cliffs erupt in flame
No escape, remorseless shrapnel rains
Drowning men no chance for a warriors fate
A choking death, enter hell's gates

Sliding we go, only fear on our side
To the edge of the wire
And we rush with the tide
All the water is red
With the blood of the dead
Although I'm still alive, pray to God I survive

How long on this longest day
'Til we finally make it through
How long on this longest day
'Til we finally make it through
How long on this longest day
'Til we finally make it through
How long on this longest day
'Til we finally make it through

The rising dead, faces bloated torn
They are relieved, the living wait their turn
Your number's up, the bullet's got your name
You still go on, to hell and back again

Valhalla waits, valkyries rise and fall
The warrior tombs lie open for us all
A ghostly hand reaches through the veil
Blood and sand, we will prevail

Sliding we go, only fear on our side
To the edge of the wire
And we rush with the tide
Oh the water is red
With the blood of the dead
But I'm still alive, pray to God I survive

How long on this longest day
'Til we finally make it through
How long on this longest day
'Til we finally make it through
How long on this longest day
'Til we finally make it through
How long on this longest day
'Til we finally make it through

How long on this longest day
'Til we finally make it through
How long on this longest day
'Til we finally make it through
How long on this longest day
'Til we finally make it through
How long on this longest day
'Til we finally make it through

Iron Maiden- The Longest Day

"Hey white boy, say what you doin' uptown?
Hey white boy, you chasin' our women around?"
"No pardon me sir, it's furthest from my mind,
I'm just waiting on a dear dear friend of mine."

--The Velvet Underground, "Waiting for My Man"

Woooh.. Whoooh.. Whoooh.. Scream....

A chill runs up your spine
It crawls into your brain
The freezing touch of fear
It's driving me insane
Although you try to fight
Dragged from the silence where you hide
'til you... Scream
'til you... Scream

A chill runs up your spine
It crawls into your brain
The freezing touch of fear
It's driving me insane
Although you try to fight
Dragged from the silence where you hide
'til you... Scream
'til you... Scream

Scream
I can't wait to hear you...
Scream

It's driving me insane
Although you try to fight
Dragged from the silence where you hide
'til you... Scream

Scream(Scream)
I can't wait to hear you...
I can't wait to hear you...
Scream

I can't wait to hear you...
I can't wait to hear you...
Scream

Scream
Scream

Misfits- Scream

I got an axe-handled pistol on a graveyard frame
That shoots tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight
'Cause I'm ready, ready's anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

- from I'm Ready
Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon

"Tell me how long have I got, God?
I wanna end this earthly toil
Till this dying light expires
I wanna go swimming in the soil
And not come up for breath
Sit in God's room
I'm not driving anymore
I can't keep up with you

"I'm unfit for consumption
I don't know how to play my part
I swear, I'm all alone in this thing
I'm a blind man driving in my car
Into oblivion
Let it come soon
I'm not driving anymore
I can't keep up with you."

    -Rob Dougan, "I'm Not Driving Anymore"

"Bottom dollar, all your friends are gone--
They've been blown on dancehall girls and wine.
Bottom dollar, if the truth be known
You've been the bestest friend I'll ever find.

My, oh my, how them eagles fly
Goodbye, bottom dollar, goodbye."

--"Bottom Dollar", Mike Auldridge

Now one fell asleep in the street and he never woke up
And now one died in pieces in his bed with a mouth full of bones
And one threatened me long ago, I saw him melt in the bright light of day
And one laid to rest in a field under stories and clones

I've been wandering sideways
I've stared straight into the sun
Still I don't know why you're dying
Long before your time has come
Your time has come

Now one took some bullets in the chest in a deal gone wrong
And one got a little too depressed and he went and jumped the gun
One got shot right in the face and he somehow survived
But he doesn't know my name or who I am and I'm not surprised

I've been wandering sideways
I've stared straight into the sun
Still I don't know why you're dying
Long before your time has come

I've been wandering sideways
I've stared straight into the sun
Still I don't know why you're dying
Long before your time has come

I've seen 50,000 names all engraved on a stone
Most of them met an early grave years before I was born.
All of them left brothers and sisters and mothers behind
Most of their family and friends are still alive and doing time.

I've been wandering sideways
I've stared straight into the sun
And I don't know why you're dying
Long before your time has come

I've been wandering sideways
I've stared straight into the sun
And I don't know why you're dying
Long before your time has come
Long before your time has come
Long before your time has come
And your time has come


Audioslave- Your Time Has Come

I may not be a football hero,
I'm a star with the beautiful girls.
You'll never see me in the thick of the fight;
I do my scoring mostly at night.
I've never tackled any dummies,
I play the best from near to far.
No I ain't, no I'm not a football hero;
I'm a bear in a lady's boudoir.


--Asylum Street Spankers

It's such a steep climb
Up the mountain's south side
It has a cloud that acts in such peculiar ways

Accident count rising
A young girl prophesizing
To protect their race, they'll seize her mind

At this altitude, it's freezing
Aliens control human beings
No one has lived to tell
Who's seen the crawling eye?

These evil demon eyes
Under cloud cover hide
They have great tenacles to tear apart their prey

All these men are dying
Crawling eye decapitizing
Fiends without a face attack mankind

At this altitude, it's freezing
Aliens control human beings
No one has lived to tell
Who's seen the crawling eye?

Misfits- The Crawling Eye

"I still see her standing by the water
Standing there, looking out to sea--
And is she waiting there for me
On the beach where we used to run?

Galveston, oh Galveston,
I am so afraid of dying
Before I dry the tears she's crying,
Before I see your seabirds flying in the sun
At Galveston."

--"Galveston", Jimmy Webb

Hello, hello, I'm just an animal
And I don't feel no pain
I know, I know, I'll be the last to go
Cuz I don't feel the same

I don't know much, I don't feel touch
I don't need anything; I don't have pride to make me fall
I don't need youth, I don't plead truth
I don't feel like offering; anyway out of here at all

I won't fade away

Chorus

I don't know want, I don't want that
I just know suffering; there's nothing left behind the wall
And I've been used, I've been abused
I just feel menacing; they tore me up and let me fall

I don't feel no pain
I won't fade away

Chorus
Musical Bridge

Hello, hello, I'm just an animal (2X) I'm just an animal (2X)
I'm pathological, I'm uncontrollable
Lost in the protocol, I'm just a criminal,
I wanna make you crawl, I'm gonna burn it all
Till there's nothing left to call, Your f**k'n animal

Mudman- Animal

I rip rock and gravel when I time travel
My rhyme busts shots with the beats that I battle
When I get in your head my thoughts become lead
Pipes that never get the C's out of bread
Straight beat the bloodstream
Try to come clean
Got interveaned by dream that was sweet
With a three-sixty degreee turn on the globe
And now you got me runnin' around my area code.

*CHORUS*
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
Overdose and I'm in the zone.
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
Overdose and I'm in the zone

Three seats for the future
Birth on this earth
I go up from the step for my pen to exert
And the G's that revert from its natural source
If reversed, I take the opposite course
To avoid the steroids and the jack to my record
Because its style, its the style they neglected
By the natural physique on my way to the mental peak
That's when I flip the Unique Freak
Let my lyrics leak as the mountain goes through
I take one last look and take a giant leap
I take a giant leap
I take a giant leap
I take a giant leap
I take a-
I take a-

You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
Overdose and I'm in the zone.
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
Overdose and I'm in the zone

{Creation Vibration}
{I said we goin the [viation?]}
{We goin on a freaky vibration}

...

You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
Overdose and I'm in the zone.
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
Overdose and I'm in the zone

You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
Overdose and I'm in the zone.
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
You got me runnin in a cyclone
Overdose and I'm in the zone

Dub Pistols- Cyclone

Lightning from above
Followed by hail
Death from above
In the wake of his trail
A vision sent this child
Becomes a man
Blood of the past has chose
His plan

I am
Crazy Horse
I am

The sacrifice of others walk within

The battlefields of death embracing him
The courage from beyond surrounds
One's soul
Walking side by side though
Graves unknown

A vision sent for the heavens
To see
This is a good day to die
Now follow me

BLACK LABEL SOCIETY - Crazy Horse

I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it's dark.

Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something's always near
Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone's always there

Have you run your fingers down the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When you're searching for the light ?
Sometimes when you're scared to take a look
At the corner of the room
You've sensed that something's watching you.

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no-one's there ?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because you're sure there's someone there

Watching horror films the night before
Debating witches and folklore
The unknown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense,and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind.

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear, thought you heard
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone's always there.

When I'm walking a dark road
I am a man who walks alone

Iron Maiden- Fear of the Dark

nything is what she is
Anywhere is where she's from
Anything is what she'll be
Anything as long as it's mine

And the door it opens is the way back in
Or is it the way back out?

Anyplace is where she'll be
Anyplace, she'll see you from
Lies and secrets become your world
Anytime, anywhere she takes me away

And death climbs up the steps one by one
To give you the rose that's been burnt by her son

Point me to the sky above
I can't get there on my own
Walk me to the graveyard
Dig up her bones

I have seen the demon's face
I have heard of her death place
I fall down on my knees in praise of the
Horrible things that took her away

And death climbs up the steps one by one
To give you the rose that's been burnt by her son

Point me to the sky above
I can't get there on my own
Walk me to the graveyard
Dig up her bones

Misfits- Dig up her Bones.

It seems I'm drunk on drip again
And as usual my head is spinning.
Just so I could breathe some more,
As usual, I've gone too far.
Unlike Moe Bandy Mountaineers
And bar stool mountain climbing gear
I'm done with whiskey, wine and beer;
It's nasal spray from this day here.

--Moe Bandy Mountaineers by Grandaddy

Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends.
So oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
Oh lord won't you buy me a color TV.
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until 3.
So oh lord won't you buy me a color TV.
Oh lord won't you buy me a night on the town.
I'm counting on you lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round.
Oh lord won't you buy me a night on the town.
Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends.
So oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz

Mercedes Benz - Janis Joplin
 

Here in America, respect your fellow man
Some foreign cultures don't understand
We got this little rule and it's called elbow room
Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume

If I'm in front of line, then you should stay behind
Until I get my iceless soda.
It's such a simple thing it's called first come first serve
Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don't deserve

In every region it seems there's a legion of impatient close talking slime,
that cut in line.
Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin'
I am the ambassador of kick your assador

What's your affinity for my vicinity.
There's plenty room here in your country
It's just good etiquette to use deodorant.
Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent
Boozy and stinkin' I smell what your thinkin'
I just need a little more space Get out my face

Barge me with your walkin', spray me with your talkin'
Back the f**k up ass hole shut your bread & cheese hole
Tryin' to make myself clear, give me just a foot here
You offend my sinus, I'll kick your royal highness
I'll see your Euro-barge by friend, and raise you one Ugly American

In every region it seems there's a legion of impatient close talking slime,
that cut in line.
Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin'
Push you out of the way sock you in the pate'
Step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead
I am the ambassador, of f**kin' kick your assador!

The Vandals- Euro-Barge

Pennywise- Killing Time

On my tv, violent actions race across my screen
A world of hate staring at the rise in murder rate
I can't believe what we've become
Is all hope lost to everyone?
A battered wife waits for us to hear
Her screams tonight
A child of war wonders what we're all fighting for
I look and think how can this be?
What causes all our suffering?
Eyes wide open we can't see
I can't understand it's out of hand
To me we're all just killing time
Killing time
Killing time - we're ruining our lives
Religious right-is buying up guns for
A hell of a fight
Another victim lies in pain
A serial killer waits for fame
Have we all gone insane?
I can't understand it's out of hand
To me we're all just killing time
Killing time
I can't believe There's got to be
Some way to break through
I think that I - will have to try - or I'll lose my mind
We're all killing time
Why?

If it seems a little change is needed
Decisions to be made
The good advice of friends unheeded
For the best of plans mislaid

Just looking for a new direction
In an old familiar way
The forming of a new connection
To study or to play

And so the conversation turned
Until the sun went down
And many fantasies were learned
On that day

Keep feeling fascination
Passions burning, love so strong
Keep feeling fascination
Looking, learning, moving on

I see the candle light burning in your
eyes, flaring up my eyes in flames
On this pitch-black summer night...
of passion and pain

The razor caressed my flesh
and my arms turned red, I feel a vast desire
Years of pain are flowing down my arms.
Sweet, red, warm stream you drink, make me released
Give me your hand, let me make you feel the ease,
in the bed of razors we bleed together...

I feel the fire burning in my heart,
I see it sparkling in your eyes
The blaze you're feeding more and more

The razor caressed your flesh and your arms turned red.
I feel your vast desire
Tearing pain is flowing down your arms.
Sweet, red, warm stream I drink to make you released
Holding your arms, cherish this composure,
in the bed of razors we sleep together, forever...

Children of Bodom- Bed of Razors

Book of the dead, pages bound in human flesh
Feasting the beast from the blood, the words were said
I am unseen, dreamt the sacred passage aloud
Trapped in a dream of the necronomicon

Seven lords of an evil and fatal force
Levitate through the secret and ancient doors
Unbegun, premenating bizarre
Swept away to the castle of Cantar

Seeking the tomb, tried to possess
Immortal sleep, visions of death

Drank of the blood, water of life
Splendorous son, show me the sign

You are dead

Blanketing fear, unknown to man
Demons appear, death they command

Dead by dawn, dead by dawn, dead by dawn 
Dead by dawn                                         x4

Blasphermate me

We are x4

We are what wars and shall rule again
Dead by dawn, chanting death the ancient hymn
This is not real, I am not the chosen one
Trapped in a spell of the necronomicon

Tortured pain in the palace of death
Recitate through the passages I dreamt

Dead by dawn x2

Deicide-Dead by dawn

Can you say what you don't know?
In darkness of the odds
The wrecking voice is getting nearer
Awaiting the first sixpounder

Well, let me show you battle
That's from the path of hate
What it takes to bring you down
Like a spark resist you
Go go!!!

War!
I refuse to be brought down by you
Praise is far away from what you do
Not only are you cranking up my brain
I'm ready to blow you away... 666 (...pounder)

Hey! Wanna see the darker time
A time that never ends
It'll be too late for you
When you try to persuade me by
Pain!
Go!
Load the sixpounder!

Can you say what you don't know?
In darkness of the odds
What it takes to bring you down
Like a spark resist you
Pounder!

War!
War!
I refuse to be brought down by you
Praise is far away from what you do
Not only are you cranking up my brain
I'm ready to blow you away... 666

Children of Bodom- Sixpounder

"And when he does his little rounds
'Round the boutiques of London Town,
Eagerly pursuing all the latest fads and trends,
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
He thinks he is a flower to be looked at.
And when he pulls his frilly nylon panties right up tight
He feels a dedicated follower of fashion."

--"Dedicated Follower of Fashion," the Kinks

The core principle of freedom
Is the only notion to obey
This door will allow evolution of sins
Bringing new way
The rebirth is the year of completion
As we slowly awaken from slumber
As we slowly awaken from slumber

The men break this and the spirit ends
Gateways
While the gift is hard to get acclaimed
Gateways
No rules are restraints on our new planet
Gateways
While the ancient future is reclaimed
Gateways
No rules are restraints on our new planet
Gateways
While the ancient future is reclaimed
Gateways

Its all there for the eyes that can see
The blind ones will always suffer in secrecy
Praise the omen oh what lies submerged
Untouched within us

The core principle of freedom
Is the only notion to obey
This door will allow evolution of sins
Bringing new way
The rebirth is the year of completion
As we slowly awaken from slumber
Till we see the light that shines in darkness
The light that shines forever more
Forever more

Be the broken or the breaker
Be the giver or the undertaker
Unlock and open the door
Be the healer or the faker
The keys are in your hands
Realize you are your own sole creator
Of your own master plan
Be the broken or the breaker
Be the giver or the undertaker
Unlock and open the door
Be the healer or the faker
The keys are in your hands
Realize you are your own sole creator
Of your own master plan

Dimmu Borgir- Gateways

As the moon shines over Soho
The thieves all settle down.
A corpse is floating downstream,
I wonder how it drowned?

And the moon shines on a body
And that body oozes blood.
Is it Mackie with his switchblade
Or is it an act of God?

Well the moon shines over Shoreditch
And the bells of Bow did shine,
And an old dog sucks the marrow
From a bone--the human kind.

Well, the moon shines on a corpse
And a body is unearthed.
Was it Mackie with his switchblade
Or was plague of cholera the curse?

Well the moon shines in the gutter
And a rich man's stomach bloats,
And the rich man's purse is empty;
Was it Mackie that made him croak?

As the moon shines over Soho
And the thieves all settle down
And a corpse is floating downstream
Well I wonder how it drowned?

Well, is Mackie back in town?"

--"Moon Over Soho", The Tiger lillies

"I’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have sex with them."

Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2

Hilarious.

You're sort of everything I ever wanted
You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You're the woman that I've always dreamed of,
Well, not really; but you're good enough for now
--Weird Al

Since day one I've been crass and far beyond.
I couldn't laugh, I couldn't cry...
Before you judge me, take a look at yourself.
Condescending, outlivin' in a lie..

Despite all the pain in my heart grinding through,
It ain't due that you hate what I hate what you do

Despite all the piety you've been consuming thus far,
A backstabbing motherf**ker to the bone is what you are

And everyday when the knife in my back starts to twinge n' turn,
My eyes are catching fire and my heart starts to burn.
A foot away from you is like a bit closer to heaven,
Then again it's like being needled 24/7

You look down to me to see the scum of the earth to be.
f**k yeah, that's me, vile and obscene.
I ain't happy about it but at least I don't judge and decree
To be better than another human being.

Everyday when the knife in my back starts to twinge n' turn,
My eyes are catching fire and my heart starts to burn.
A foot away from you is like a bit closer to heaven,
Then again it's like being needled 24/7

Despite all the piety you've been consuming thus far,
Can anyone, somebody tell me what the f**k is going on?

Everyday when the knife in my back starts to twinge n' turn,
My eyes are catching fire and my heart starts to burn.
A foot away from you is like a bit closer to heaven,
Then again it's like being needled 24/7

[Spoken:] Death? What do you all know about death?

Children of Bodom- Needled 24/7

Fearless on my final quest
Find truth beyond the flesh
Fleeting past my dreams of unfulfilled desire
My strength unwavering
My journey just beginning
A desperate race through the corridors of hell

Chaos emerges – Surrender I will not

The Last Enemy Is Falling
Here I am – To Conquer Death Itself
The Last Enemy Is Falling
Here I stand – To Conquer Death Itself

Funeral silence beneath the burning cross
My immortal soul sleeps with the wolves tonight
Shin and bones that rot, my blood runs dry
See me die to rise with the gods again

Defy… Decay
Arise again

Chaos emerges
Surrender I will not

Arch Enemy- The Last Enemy

"Stay away from me, 'cause I'm in my sin.
If this joint is raided, somebody give me my gin."

--Gin House Blues (Nina Simone)

"Get up on this table, pull off that gown,
Raise up that right leg, let that left one down,
Pull off them stockings, that silk underwear,
The doctor's got to cut you mama, Lord knows where."

--Big Bill Broonzy, "Terrible Operation Blues"

"It's a natural natural natural desire,
Meet an actual actual actual vampire!"

--The Apple

"Sometimes I get work drawing pictures
For people who can't draw nothin' but stick figures.
And they'll say, 'Could you scribble one without the guns
With a smile on the donkey, and no dicks on the nun?'
And I'll say, 'Yeah, that's not a problem.
I'll do the job for a price that's rock bottom.'
And when I finish, they tell me it's great.
A couple of months pass, hey wait...

Why you no pay me?"

--Tim Fite, WYNPM

Come
Approach
My trusty jackal's nose
Don't try to lie
Cause I can smell your hide

Leave your body
Leave this body now
Your face can stay
Upon this golden mask you made

The brave in heart
Can claim eternal life
My scales of truth
Will need sufficient proof

Their balance depends
On how your soul weights
To walk with Gods
The jaws of chaos you must pass

Anubis
My soul is so light
And as this feather I can fly

Anubis
Don't let me wither and die

I am proud for what I am
The guardian of the dead
Appointed by the gods
To be their final judge

Anubis
Don't let me wither and die

Septic Flesh- Anubis