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Title: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Joe the Destroyer on April 18, 2009, 11:31:02 PM We've done sexy celebs. We've done un-sexy celebs. We kinda redid sexy celebs with sexy musicians. We have yet to touch on sexy b-movie monsters.
Yet we ignore the creepy celebrities. You know, the people that appear in your nightmares floating over your bed and smiling at you; the ones that you are afraid will be hiding in your closet when you go to get your work clothes. You would never let these people within a foot of your children, and you're damn sure that there should be some kind of warning on the news if they're in your area. Nevertheless, they exist, and somewhere out there they are thinking about you and rubbing their hands together. You know who I find creepy? (http://www.memecat.com/images/memes/rick_roll.jpg) Rick Roll. The guy looks like a porcelain doll that someone animated and grew to human size, then imbued it with the voice of a big, black man. That's right, some one out there thought it would be hilarious if a tiny, vacant-eyed doll sounded like a Motown singer. (http://www.mouthpiecesports.com/media/images/contacts/8025/image/teeth-mike-tyson-400a071807.jpg) Then you have Mike Tyson. I would guess that somewhere in this guy's GI tract is a lonely child who got too close to him. I would also not be surprised if he were actually more akin to a trapdoor spider, hiding underground and waiting for unsuspecting children to tra-la-la on by, and striking when they stop to examine the curious, shiny object someone left on the ground. (http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/10/23-End/michael-jackson-neverland.jpg) Need I say anything? Of course not. Who are the celebrities you check under the bed for at night? Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Jack on April 19, 2009, 09:32:25 AM Jessica Simpson
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_dukes_of_hazzard/jessica_simpson/thedukesofhazzard4.jpg) She's the most plastic-looking, soulless thing I've ever seen. When technology develops to the point where we're mass producing sex robots in factories, this is exactly what they'll look like. And act like. Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Rev. Powell on April 19, 2009, 09:37:33 AM Jessica Simpson ([url]http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_dukes_of_hazzard/jessica_simpson/thedukesofhazzard4.jpg[/url]) She's the most plastic-looking, soulless thing I've ever seen. When technology develops to the point where we're mass producing sex robots in factories, this is exactly what they'll look like. And act like. I'm still pre-ordering one. :smile: Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: RCMerchant on April 19, 2009, 10:03:38 AM Joan Rivers-
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/72eb7ed299e02702.jpg) She looks like maybe she's an alien in human form...like you could tear her face off and reveal the hidden lizard face underneath. David Doyle-I dunno why...it's his voice...or something...just creeps me out. I wouldn't wanna shake his hand-I might catch some kinda cooties....he just seems like a big zit. (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/03e996bdb7453e1a.jpg) Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Allhallowsday on April 19, 2009, 11:16:32 AM I think the whole JACKSON crew are creepy, I wouldn't want to get close to any of them as they're liable to pick yer pocket:
(http://www.glamorati.com/celebrity/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jackson-five-1-thumb.jpg) MELISSA RIVERS takes after her mom. (http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/79/53/melissa-rivers.0.0.0x0.223x330.jpeg) Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Doggett on April 19, 2009, 11:23:22 AM (http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Christian_Bale%20-%201%20-%20Rescue_Dawn.jpg)
He could snap at any moment... :bluesad: 20 years from now, if it turns out that he killed people and buried them in his garden...well, i wouldn't be surprised... Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Mr. DS on April 19, 2009, 07:53:13 PM (http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/kendralee19/joaquin-phoenix-beard-b.jpg)
As of late anyhow... Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: RCMerchant on April 19, 2009, 07:57:47 PM ([url]http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/kendralee19/joaquin-phoenix-beard-b.jpg[/url]) As of late anyhow... I seriously think that guy is on hard drugs latley. Really.Thats why the dark shades. Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Sister Grace on April 19, 2009, 08:21:33 PM corey fieldman... eeek!!!
Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Joe the Destroyer on April 19, 2009, 10:06:14 PM Joan Rivers- ([url]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/72eb7ed299e02702.jpg[/url]) She looks like maybe she's an alien in human form...like you could tear her face off and reveal the hidden lizard face underneath. You ever notice how Joan Rivers looks like a CGI model from a Silent Hill game, except in real life? She has that same vacant, sallow expression. Utterly terrifying. Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: RCMerchant on April 19, 2009, 10:16:08 PM Joan Rivers- ([url]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/72eb7ed299e02702.jpg[/url]) She looks like maybe she's an alien in human form...like you could tear her face off and reveal the hidden lizard face underneath. You ever notice how Joan Rivers looks like a CGI model from a Silent Hill game, except in real life? She has that same vacant, sallow expression. Utterly terrifying. I don't play video games beyond DRIVER 2, V-8,and Duck Hunt,,,but she is a creepy looking ghoul. Do you recall the TV series V? There ya go. Or if you read goofy ufo litature....some folks think Reptilians are infiltrating our planet. Do I think so...no. Do I think Joan Rivers is a living mummy? Yes. Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Jack on April 20, 2009, 08:41:20 AM (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/72eb7ed299e02702.jpg)
Anything past the 8th or 9th facelift is probably a bad idea. Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Mr. DS on April 21, 2009, 11:41:18 AM Madonna
(http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss223/tyetyebaby3421/madonna-jesus.jpg) Don't get me wrong I found her a bit cute when she first came out. After the "Like A Prayer" video, she officially started bugging me. I'm not religious but that video was done because she's always looking for negative attention. Then she went into the the "whore" stage. Then she went on to the "mommy" stage. Now she is like The Mummy. My brother went to go see her and said he walked out half way through her concert. Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: schmendrik on April 21, 2009, 12:08:53 PM Lyle Lovett
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3946/lylelovett.jpg) who always makes me think of Eraserhead (http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4852/200701artseraserhead.jpg) Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: AndyC on April 21, 2009, 04:41:17 PM Udo Kier
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w236/nofxers/udo_kier_200x2001.jpg) Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Torgo on April 21, 2009, 04:55:05 PM Rip Taylor!
(http://www.poolparty.com/quotes/images/2007/09/24/riptaylor.jpg) Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: indianasmith on April 21, 2009, 07:11:51 PM Helena Bonham Carter . . .
she's got the hot but creepy look down pat!! Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Allhallowsday on April 21, 2009, 07:25:27 PM CRISPIN GLOVER
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/crispin-glover-charlies-angels-full-throttle-hollywood-premiere-arrivals-XFtyP5.jpg) Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: zombie no.one on April 21, 2009, 07:45:15 PM (sorry for big pics)
(http://www.claretandbanter.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=551&d=1232017270) David Gest. photoshopped beard, plastic skin, smile of a mannequin. shades of Zod (or was it Zog, or Zor?) from Superman III (http://aviewofthec.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/courtney-love-lips.jpg) Courtney Love. computer generated eyes, possibly did or didn't kill kurt cobain (let's say didn't), also blatantly a witch. (http://www.sonic.net/%7Eatomicow/jackie_stallone.jpg) Jackie Stallone. looks more like Sly than Sly does. a 'rumpologist'? so you can tell all about someone by feeling their buttocks? fine, perfectly normal IMO (http://blogs.heretv.com/busted/files/prince.jpg) Prince. great songs, great musician, but what is he? I dont think anyone knows. Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Ash on April 22, 2009, 02:03:29 AM Ok, Mister Rogers wasn't creepy to those of us who grew up watching his TV show. But now that I watch him as an adult, he does come off as kind of creepy. :buggedout: Check this video out. It's completely demented. :teddyr: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ3yZjb_O-M Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: RCMerchant on April 22, 2009, 05:08:03 AM That's the stuff of nightmares,Ash! :buggedout:
Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Rev. Powell on April 22, 2009, 10:38:25 AM ([url]http://blogs.heretv.com/busted/files/prince.jpg[/url]) Prince. great songs, great musician, but what is he? I dont think anyone knows. Isn't he an experiment in splicing the DNA of Little Richard and Michael Jackson? Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: zombie no.one on April 22, 2009, 11:08:17 AM ([url]http://blogs.heretv.com/busted/files/prince.jpg[/url]) Prince. great songs, great musician, but what is he? I dont think anyone knows. Isn't he an experiment in splicing the DNA of Little Richard and Michael Jackson? lol, I think you might have cracked it... Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Mr. DS on April 22, 2009, 11:32:08 AM Donatella Versace
(http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv325/vanthu53/Lam%20dep%20hay%20lam%20xau/donatella-versace-plastic-s.jpg) (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck15.gif) Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: ghouck on April 22, 2009, 12:49:10 PM Macaulay Culkin creeps me out ever since he became a teen-ager. . .
The Olson Twins are completely creepy in my book. And of course, Gary Glitter :shudders: Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Paquita on April 22, 2009, 05:02:51 PM I think someone needs to mention Carrot Top. I'm too afraid to look up pictures.
I saw a Tales from the Darkside episode (sorry don't remember the name) but there was a life sized posessed puppet that looked EXACTLY like Carrot Top! It even had the creepy eyebrows! Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: AndyC on April 22, 2009, 05:06:40 PM Donatella Versace ([url]http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv325/vanthu53/Lam%20dep%20hay%20lam%20xau/donatella-versace-plastic-s.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck15.gif[/url]) If Bob Denver had gotten a sex change, he would have looked like that. Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Rev. Powell on April 22, 2009, 08:03:00 PM I think someone needs to mention Carrot Top. I'm too afraid to look up pictures. (http://images.smarter.com/blogs/carrottop.jpg) How could you find that hot bod creepy? :wink: Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Paquita on April 22, 2009, 08:29:42 PM I think someone needs to mention Carrot Top. I'm too afraid to look up pictures. ([url]http://images.smarter.com/blogs/carrottop.jpg[/url]) How could you find that hot bod creepy? :wink: His nipples look like zits that are about to pop. It's not so much the eyebrows and the hair, but his skin looks unnatural, like it's a latex bodysuit. Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: AndyC on April 22, 2009, 08:44:24 PM The creepy part ain't the bod, it's that horrific thing attached to the neck. I've said it before - With that mug on that physique, Carrot Top should change his stage name to Butter Face.
Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: dean on April 22, 2009, 09:32:30 PM By george it's Boy George! :buggedout: (http://madnews.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/boy-george1.jpg) (http://aofg.blogs.com/the_airing_of_grievances/files/boy_george3.jpg) (http://hastyruminations.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/boy_georgerosie.jpg) Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Raffine on April 23, 2009, 10:24:54 AM Several years ago I had the honor of shaking hands with LaToya Jackson.
She's got tiny gray mummy hands! I was afraid her dry, lifeless paw was gonna snap off right in my hand. (http://www.celebritywar.com/pictures/latoya-jackson.jpg) Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Hammock Rider on April 24, 2009, 01:33:27 PM I used to think Nicole Kidman was a sexy, vibrant rehead back in the day
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee71/HammockRider/eer.jpg) , but then she got really famous and had something done and now she looks like she's got a thin polymer coating or shelac of some kind. (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee71/HammockRider/nicole_kidman-1.jpg) I imagine her eventually looking like Katherine Helmond in Brazil (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee71/HammockRider/facepullx.jpg) Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: ghouck on April 26, 2009, 11:21:48 PM His nipples look like zits that are about to pop. It's not so much the eyebrows and the hair, but his skin looks unnatural, like it's a latex bodysuit. You made me look at CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES, , I mean CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. You deserve some kind of torture for that, seriously. Something on the cheese grater and lemon juice scale, or maybe a slip-n-slide made of broken glass and rock salt. CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. . . Geez, the picture was bad enough, but nooo, you have to direct attention to, , , F*** I can't say it again . .. Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Paquita on April 27, 2009, 12:02:08 AM His nipples look like zits that are about to pop. It's not so much the eyebrows and the hair, but his skin looks unnatural, like it's a latex bodysuit. You made me look at CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES, , I mean CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. You deserve some kind of torture for that, seriously. Something on the cheese grater and lemon juice scale, or maybe a slip-n-slide made of broken glass and rock salt. CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. . . Geez, the picture was bad enough, but nooo, you have to direct attention to, , , F*** I can't say it again . .. Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: ghouck on April 27, 2009, 12:48:43 PM The inside of you skull begs to be studied. .
Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: bladerunnerblues on June 18, 2009, 01:36:30 AM I think Carrot Top and Bret Michaels eerily look similar.
Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Doggett on June 19, 2009, 08:56:45 AM His nipples look like zits that are about to pop. It's not so much the eyebrows and the hair, but his skin looks unnatural, like it's a latex bodysuit. You made me look at CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES, , I mean CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. You deserve some kind of torture for that, seriously. Something on the cheese grater and lemon juice scale, or maybe a slip-n-slide made of broken glass and rock salt. CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. . . Geez, the picture was bad enough, but nooo, you have to direct attention to, , , F*** I can't say it again . .. Go study, paquita ! ... zit nipples...that's why I love this place, there's always something to disturb me... Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: Hammock Rider on June 19, 2009, 12:38:42 PM Joan and Melissa Rivers are so fake looking they completely creep m eout. They barely look human anymore. They look more like female versions of Beta Ray Bill.
Melissa & Joan (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee71/HammockRider/melissariversjoanrivers0407091.jpg) (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee71/HammockRider/0-6.jpg) Beta Ray Bill (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee71/HammockRider/440px-Beta_ray_bill.jpg) Title: Re: Creepy Celebrities Post by: sideorderofninjas on June 19, 2009, 10:18:57 PM Poor Beta Ray Bill had to be compared to Joan Rivers.
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