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okay, tough question: what was/is your worst movie you have ever seen. you may post up more than one if you can't decide 2 or movies.
for me, attack of the the eye creatures (yes, there were two 'the'), Mitchell, the killer shrews!
but i like the creature from the haunted sea, the brain from planet arous, Manos (I must be insane) And plan 9  :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

NINJA BACHELOR PARTY.


Nuff said.

CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN (1974)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SpTg1DU9qs

Although, a close second is Lucio Fulci's CONQUEST.  I've been trying to get through that DVD for a couple of months, but it's hard to watch it in increments of more than 10 minutes at a time.  Hopefully, I'll finish it soon.  Boring, boring, boring and headache inducing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu9iIWS9fWg

Frogs

Sisterhood...still haven't finished it.

Probably Preylien: Alien Predators in terms of badness. In terms of lack of enjoyment: Scarecrow Slayer stands at #1 :P

She Freak,  the shots of them setting up the tents did it for me.  and the nothing happening so often

I just saw Transformers 2, I'd be a little preemptive in calling that the worst film I've seen, but I've already seen a lot of crap that I enjoyed more. F*ck yourself Bay.

I can't say I can recall a single worst movie I've ever seen, though I do become almost violent in my hatred of "The Matrix".

But "Frankenstein Island" hurt my head in a way no other movie has EVER hurt me.

I think it is called Law of Gravity?Edie Falco is in it and is about a bunch small time hoodlums.I wanted every one in that movie to die(their characters..not the actors themselves).
Without a doubt the worst movie I ever saw at the theater is Anacondas:Blood Orchid something or other

Anacondas Hunt for the Blood Orchid is probably #2 on my worst of all time list.  It was so damned clichéd and predictable that it actually made me angry.  Cheap jump scares, totally unlikable characters, and a horrid comedy relief character.  I mean, come on, I'm correctly predicting what the next line of dialog will be and I've never seen this movie before!  And this took 5 writers to make?  However, the #1 spot goes to Death Tunnel.  The whole thing is edited like an MTV video.  It's just putrid.

Why on Earth sit through something that's so utterly boring?
I'd quit after like 20 minuets.

My worst movie; it should be obvious.

PTERODACTYL (2005) is one of the worst I've seen recently.

Oh yes, that HURT. I feel your pain.
Well, mine would be either that, Eegah, Manos or Demon under glass.
I know, I know...but I plan to watch some really painful films. Today Blood freak, tomorrow Cathy's curse, the day after tomorrow The cold.

Penetration Angst

Probably MONSTER A-GO-GO, the most horrendous confluence of incompetence and boredom I can think of off the top of my head.

Blood Freak is a hoot. 

Cathy's Curse is painful, especially since they edited out what little blood there was (but check out my review which doesn't give away any real spoilers: Cathy's Curse (http://bargainbasementthrills.blogspot.com/2006/06/cathys-curse-or-if-this-is-what-having.html). I think there is a certain angle you have watch the film from for it to have value, and I mean philosophical angle.

The Cold is Bill Rebane through and through. Not nearly as watchable as The Giant Spider Invasion.  Have stimulants and a puzzle book handy to survive that film.

Daniel - Der Zauberer, just judging from the trailer.

This one is possibly factual in terms of being the worst ever, it's Wikipedia page certainly sounds depressing enough.

Hard to say, I've seen a lot of crap.

I'll just say the Top 3 that are so close that it is impossible to determine really how bad it is.  Frogs, Jaws 4, and Octopus 2 are pretty close.

  if thats the worst film youve seen your in the wrong forum boards.

See my above post on this page. That largely came from simply being so frustrated at the time, but I tried to back myself up by saying I was coming off to preemptively.

#1 campfire stories - I have sat through some pretty crap films but this was unbelievable!  I would prefer to watch the bloody 'Care Bears-Movie' until my eyes bled....
#2 Creep Show 3 - Oh yes there is a third one and Stephen King must be thinking up something ungodly for the idiots that wrote that pile of s**t.
There are more, but as I am a newbie I will hold back :teddyr:

I cannot bring myself to watch Creepshow 3... even out of curiosity.

The worst movie I've seen lately would have to be Lost Boys 2. Twenty years of talking about making this, and this is what they come up with  :question: I would have rather have seen them make the Lost Girls instead. Tom Savini should be ashamed.

Cathy's Curse

I've only seen the first 5 mins. the DVD picture quality is beyond bad.

This from the person who turns into The Incredible Hulk at the mention of "Frogs"?  "Cathy's Curse" would have to be an improvement.

I can't watch Cathy's Curse...so I don't know if it's worse or not. The caption cards don't even fit the picture, words are left off. I have no idea what's being told to me. There are scratches, the whole film has a tint of green to it (?)
It has the second worse DVD picture quality I own.

I can watch all of Frogs ( :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: ) because of all it's many problems picture quality isn't one of them.

Have you've ever seen the killer shrews, the creeping terror, or Zaat?

I watched Cathy's curse yesterday. I must disagree with you. It is enough reason to overthrow Canada's government.
 I died a little inside watching this. Cathy's curse is mind numbingly bad.

Couldn't get around Blood freak, the dvd player stopped about 4 minutes in.

And are you saying that The cold is worse than Cathy's curse? Oh god...*shivers*

Two things: For such a crappy film, I'm surprise you bought like, what, three copies of it? 

And the second, whoa, you and your girlfriend watched it?  She watches these crap film with ya?  Wow, she's a keeper!  :)

I'm kinda shocked that I'm not the only person who's seen Cathy's Curse ("seen" being used loosely)

Now I have an urge to see how bad Cathy's Curse is.

Man, there's a lot of crappy films I've seen... can't recall the titles of some of them.

Here's a here crapfest...

Things

Now, maybe this would have been a good "drunk" film to watch with your buddies given how inept and stupid this is, but I was also, sober and slightly sick, so it felt like a slow trek to hell.

Deadmate

Or something like that... not sure if that's the exact title or not.  Anyway, it's about some chick who meets some handsome guy who's a mortician who turns out to be a necrophile (cause, as we all know, all undertaker are necrophiles, didn't you get the memo?)  He doesn't like the fact his wife moves around too much while they have sex so he tries to kill her.  

Man, I gotta stop cause the pain is getting to me...

IT'S ALIVE (1969) the made for TV mess directed by LARRY BUCHANAN.  Absolute dreck.  Cheap, boring, ridiculous, stupid, implausible, silly, badly acted, incompetently directed, dumbly written, horrendously edited. 

Loved it. 

Small Town Folk (2007) is the worst movie I have ever seen...its basically a low budget version of the hills have eyes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdzUwdrsrso

SHREWS and CREEPING TERROR were bad, but stuff happened in them--stupid stuff, sure, but stuff nonetheless.  Almost nothing happens in MONSTER, and then at the end, we find out that what little we thought happened didn't happen... or something... WTF?

I haven't seen ZAAT.

Also, next to nothing happens in Never Play with the Dead, Caged Terror, Blood Predator, Pirates of Treasure Island, Dragon Hunter, Three Faces of Terror, Ghost Rig if I remember right.

And Train to Hell and Deadline/Interference (unless you count the artsy imagery they use to try to kid you stuff is happening)

And for what it's worth, nothing that matters happens in Death Proof and Five Across the Eyes as far as I know. The later may have had stuff happen when I took "break" from watching it, but, everyone was still alive by the end, so I doubt it.

And I know there's more like that, but I can't remember right now...

... you know, I really have to stop watching movies like this.

Blood car~ gas prices are so high no one drives anymore so a guy starts looking for alternate fuel source and discovers one, human blood. It was just painful to watch. It did have a couple of funny scenes but it was mostly just sex, terrible dialogue and blood.

Oh shoot, I gotta add to the worst made movie I have seen (Though I still enjoyed it) - THE MAIZE: THE MOVIE (DARK HARVEST 2). Almost nothing happens in that one!! XD . Hilariously boring :)

Nothing but sex, terrible dialogue and blood?  I bet twenty board members just put it in their Netflix queue.

And that 30 minute narrated flash-back by a minor character right when you think the thing might be about to end - BRILLIANT!

 :cheers:

You know us too well, Rev.  :teddyr:

 :bouncegiggle:   If they do I would love to hear their opinion of it.  If the movie had just a couple less sex scenes I would have liked it more. Im not a prude by any stretch but sex as filler just bores me. 

sounds interesting :teddyr:

I posted a review of BLOOD CAR on here awhile back.  Honestly, I don't remember just a whole ton of sex in the movie, and very little explicit nudity.  I just thought that the ending was a little rough, and the profanity was WAAAYYY over the top for my tastes.

But then, I'm Baptist.

Going on the basis of whether I would absolutely never, ever, under any circumstances, watch them again, it's a toss up between:

Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Kill Bill

Chariots of Fire: The worst dungheap I failed at avoiding. Utter crap from start to finish. .

Not me.  I feel if sex is used in a movie, it means they are having a hard time making the movie compelling and just want to use something to keep everyone watching.

Worse than Nacho Libre ?

My copy wasn't green, it was orange. However, the captions cards were "too big" for my screen too.




The Cold was more fun for me than Cathy's curse. Good ol' Billy teached me that a movie doesn't have to make sense. Just shoot whatever you want. :teddyr:

The Alpha Incident. The plot involves people needing to stay awake or they will die. So the audience gets to try to stay awake by watching people try to stay awake. Oh so boring. I guess other stuff happens in this film too, but it is incredibly forgetable and probably equally boring.

Just Last Night I Saw Some Of The Worst Movies I've Ever Seen


The Witches Mountain
The Devil Times Five

Fire Maidens From Outer Space was pretty bad but I actually paid $1 to see Laserblast in first run... Thanks to the USAF. ArmyAF theaters carried the best of worst films possible... It was Laserblast WITHOUT a co-hit. And the AF wondered why they had such a problem with drugs...

Oh man, that one was pretty bad!  I can't even say I enjoyed it.  Of course, I wouldn't say I hated it either; it was just bad.

Worst movies I have seen:
The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (sooooo aptly named!)
Zombies Gone Wild

I used to always say the worst movie I ever saw was Quest for the Mighty Sword, but I was young when I saw it.  It was pretty terrible (did they even quest for the sword?  Was the sword mighty?  How did the boomerange return after hitting someone?  And why did no one have a horse?  Everyone ran everywhere!), but I've learned, oh how I've learned.

If you take budgets into account, then the remake of Solaris. I have twice attempted to watch this full movie and failed.

Taking budgets out of the equation, then the poorly named Demon Cop.

Next to Stanley Kubrick's The Shining, the worst movie I have ever seen is the musical remake of Lost Horizon  :buggedout:

I don't know if I'm spelling this right but I have a deep loathing for Shelia Lavine is Dead and Living in New York. (Scoff, and RC thinks I've never seen a bad movie....)

Bucky Larson............ the answer will always be Bucky Larson  :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:

I thought it was an ok sci-fi character drama. Better than Bill Rebane’s other films, from what I’ve seen & read.

Acting wasn’t up to snuff, & most of the characters weren’t likable, so it was hard to feel sympathy for them. There was an ok scene chase near the end, going by memory. Ending was depressing; might’ve been too late in the decade for such a downer ending.

My mind has changed in the interceding 13 years.  I've decided it's HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021). 

well put

We found a copy of "The Conqueror" (with John Wayne as... Genghis Khan..?)   

I do not want to ever watch this movie ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever again.  The dialogue, the acting, and...John Wayne as one of the most famous Mongols in all history is painful to even think about, let alone watch.

It is a jaw dropper.  Either yawning or WTF?   :question:

I know how crazy this probably sounds, but last night I made what is either my 4th or 5th ever attempt to actually watch HEAT all the way through. this time I made it to about 1 hour 15mins which I think is my record so far, but I still couldn't carry on because it's SO DAMN BORING. and dull. I have never made that many unsuccessful attempts to simply watch an entire movie. so in that regard, it might be the worst movie I've (n)ever seen.

also GOODFELLAS and CASINO would both be in my top 10 movies of all time list,  so I really can't figure this out.

"The Conqueror" is totally ...WTF.  My friend and I were watching it sideways the whole time.  Its' produced by Howard Huges. Stars John Wayne as Khan...an all star cast of white people playing Mongolians. 

Did I mention how bad the dialogue is?

Pueblo Sin Suerte (2002)
Always been a fan of Webb Wilder as an actor & musician, but parts of this seem just out of his range, either that or he doesn't have the best chemistry with the rest of the cast, a couple of whom are okay, but most are a bit stiff...
And actor Jeff Miller not only trips over his own lines, but other people's as well.....

You needn't.  The idea of JOHN WAYNE playing Genghis Khan must've seemed a great idear fer a guy with actorly aspirations. 
Why not?  I've been in movies lurng enuf ta sta-uh-wretch my wings... Hoo boy.  Utter rot. 

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I'm sure everyone knows this but the really scary thing about this movie is the fact that it was filmed on a nuclear test site and a lot of the cast and crew developed and later died of cancer.  :buggedout:

I made it though HEAT, but I was disappointed. Maybe my expectations were too high. Not nearly the worst movie I've ever seen, though.

The worst movie I've ever seen was so boring that I've forgotten it entirely and couldn't tell you the name. It made no impression on me whatsoever. It's probably on one of those old Mill Creek 50 packs.

yeah there's a few different ways to define 'worst' here... a lot of factors come into play

I was watching a film a few weeks ago and it wasn't until the halfway point that I realised I'd seen it before... and I've already forgotten which film it was  :teddyr:

This is what I said in 2009, and it's all still true.  "IT'S ALIVE" is un-bee-lee-va-blee BAD, on all fronts.  When they're that bad...

                                                                                                                                        THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!!!

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He has a twin!
Larry's CREATURE OF DESTRUCTION (1968)

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...and a cousin!

CURSE OF THE SWAMP CREATURE (1968)


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Yes'm.  
Although I think it's the worst, "IT'S ALIVE" I've seen twice, mesmerizingly boring and purposeless filler.  I still am interested to see it again.  
Any of those rape exploitation movies revolt me, even though I recognize merit and hating a film doesn't make it the worst.  
Contenders that come to mind as the WORST is sh!t like MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE or ORGY OF THE DEAD or BLOODSUCKING FREAKS or BLOOD OF DRACULA'S CASTLE which are fatally wasteful of resources and insufferably boring.    

Not being objective; just going by what caused me the most pain of late:

Beyblade: Fierce Battle

Only watched about half of it; made me realize I should apologize to my parents for making them watch Pokemon.  :bouncegiggle:

Still, I should try to finish it someday.

I've mentioned this before throughout other threads on this site..but Godfrey Ho's "Robo Vampire" apparenlty is so bad I have blocked out entirely out of my memory.  My friend swears we watched it together on DVD 2 years ago.  I cannot recall a single frame from this movie. Probably for the best as I might lose my mind if I did recall anything from it.

I wouldn't say Bloodsucking Freaks was boring.  It's not a good movie, but it's bizarre enough to be captivating. 

I think Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things belongs on a list with those others though.

C Me Dance was really in its own... dumpster. The people involved with it clearly had no experience with screenwriting or movie making at any sort of level. Christian movies are easy to make fun of but Pamela's Prayer is like Gone With the Wind compared to C Me Dance. in that it at least makes sense

The Galaxy Of Terror boxed set by The Polonia Brothers.

I really like and own the cheapfest CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS.  The first time I saw it was a late night 1970s broadcast out of NYC... immediately recognized the trash at 12 or 13, but found it scary nonetheless.  

Saw BLOODSUCKING FREAKS on VHS back in the 80s in the days of wine and weed, and it was bad, not just plain bad, but stupidly gross bad and FAKE bad.  We were not captivated.  

^ I saw CHILDREN SHOULD'NT PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS in NYC on Chiller about '79 or '80. The first 3/4's I found cheezy- the last quarter was creepy.
BLOODSUCKING FREAKS- just stupid and offensive.

   
Cheezee Creepee is how I'd describe it. 


Exactly.  Definitely hype and zero substance.  Talk about sh!t. 

Things local:

Invictus (well made but horribly inaccurate)
District 9 (aside from Sharlto Copley's performance, this is a horrible film)

I want to give a special shout out to THE HOWLING PART 7: NEW MOON RISING


it's just such a flabberghastingly (that a word?) mis-judged movie... everything that can be wrong, is wrong. impossibly wrong. but so great because of it.

I'll see your Howling 7 and raise you Howling 4: what a terrible movie with bad makeup and hardly any werewolves. :buggedout:

yeah that one's a clunker...all the HOWLING sequels are bizarre bad movies in their own way tbh... the 3rd one 'The Marsupials' which has dame edna everage in it?!  :teddyr:

only one I haven't seen is the most recent from about 2010 which apparently is like a TWILIGHT rip off. not really interested in seeing that

I kinda want to watch the second one again.

"Winslow, the Christmas Bear" is possibly worse than The Conqueror".

It took us 2 years to watch a 50 minute movie. We could only stomach watching it 10 to 15 minutes at a time.   

Winsow, this bear who happens to wake up in December from his hybernation because he wants to find out what Christmas is.

It's filmed with real trained animals...lions (no tigers) but badgers, foxes, the whole farm of wildlife refugee rescue animals.  The voice over acting and dialogue is possibly worse than the "Conqueror" script

Bullethead.  To be clear, the 1999 film, as several films have very similar titles.  I actually don't remember it very well any longer, but I rented it when it was new.  It's both extremely pretentious and artsy fartsy, but also gratuitous with its violence and gross in every way you can think of.  And the audio is terrible and it's really, really boring.  There are films I've seen that I'd say are inferior (Monster A-Go-Go springs to mind), but Bullethead gets my venom. 

I dare anyone to say something positive about AFTER LAST SEASON.

It held my interest because I couldn't believe how incompetent it was, and it kept surprising me with new modes of incompetence.

It started and then it ended  :wink:

Oooh!  I remember another one that sticks out to me now.  S.I.C.K.  (it stands for Serial Insane Clown Killer) and no, before you ask, he doesn't kill insane clowns.  Or even sane ones.  He's a really fat guy that wears an ugly clown mask.  He hangs out in the woods chopping wood and reciting nursery rhymes for most of the movie.  He also likes putting old doll parts in random places which for some reason terrifies people when they find them. 

It's one of those movies that feels like a group of friends witha  camera decided to go in their backyard and put together over a weekend.  Almost no plot, only a few kills, the actors are bad, their characters are worse and the creepy clown isn't creepy and is barely a clown. 

Even the title S.T.I.N.K.S.

(That stands for Stinky Title Is Now Known as SICK.)
And yes, that title doesn't work either, but I didn't take more than thirty seconds to think of it and nobody paid me.)

In South African terms, it's certainly either Nukie, The Demon or Space Mutiny  :buggedout:

Featured on this site, WEASELS RIP MY FLESH. I understand it's a movie with virtually no budget... but why?

Another one that can be used as torture: SEVERED WAYS: THE NORSE DISCOVERY OF AMERICA. Maaaybe it could be somewhat tolerable if it were much, much shorter. As it stands now, it's simply wretched. The guy taking a dump in the forest sums it all up.

it's light years better than Bucky Larson...and while After Last Season is very bad, it's weird so it has that going for it

Well, in the last year, I think CHAINSAW CHEERLEADER CHICKS or TERRIFYING T-REX are tied for bottom place!

I had to go look that first one up. 

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Only one of those chicks actually has a chainsaw and neither are dressed like cheerleaders.  If the cover doesn't even care, why should anybody else. 

... and apparently it's not even a horror movie.  How do you put chainsaw in a title and not be a horror movie?

The ONE thing you would not expect of a movie with this title is that it be . . . BORING.
And it WAS!  No blood, no chainsaw mayhem, no nudity, no witty banter - it was simply AWFUL.
You need to watch it . . .

... I love this place sometimes.

But, all that being said, it's Oscar material compared to TERRIFYING T-REX!!!

(That's the one you REALLY need to see!)

I tried quite a lot to find this one*, but it does not seem to be available in the UK.




*Means I looked for it on more than one occasion.

Ugh, so many but I gotta go with ''2025 the world enslaved by a virus''.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt13788842/

Bad in every way and all for propaganda. Stupid ideas like by 2025 Christianity has been outlawed in public in Germany and the west, that the covid lockdown extended to 2025, that there is a one worled gubmint in 2025, English is the official world language by 2025, that covid was just to excuse to have ''communism all over the place''.

Bad acting, a ridiculous car chase, no budget, people in 2025 have fogtotten the pre covid world and society.

It was so bad it was like a movie made of a chick tract...

SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1966) What a load. Like a diaper that hasn't been changed in days. Jayne Mansfield in a wanna be Tennesee Williams off Broadway play performed by melonheads. Jayne doesn't even show off her talents!

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