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Post the silliest, stupidest, time-wastingest sites you can find here. Hopefully, they'll also be amusing.

Here's mine to start off the proceedings: A squirrel with a laser gun (http://www.omglasergunspewpewpew.com/). I wasted nearly a minute on this site. A whole minute!!!  :tongueout:

Check this out for some funny video game parodies. 
http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/videogameparodies.html

Zombie Creator.. http://www.ugo.com/heromachine/zombiecreator/    I spent way too much time this morning on this.

www.misternicehands.com (http://www.misternicehands.com)  :bouncegiggle:

www.eyegas.com/sproutifarts (http://www.eyegas.com/sproutifarts)  :buggedout:

Safe for work but TDYCS [turn down your computer sound]  :buggedout:

I actually bought the full version of this game...
http://www.candystand.com/play/youda-sushi-chef

 :bouncegiggle: I just tried that game ~ I'm no good at cooking, so I got six angry, sake swigging customers and a horrible thing on the sushi conveyor belt that looked like a turd with eyes.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

Serve em the saki Trev!

I did, I did ~ all it did was make them angrier.  :smile: What the hell was that thing on the belt? Yikes!  :buggedout: :buggedout:

Follow the cookbook is the other word of advice I could give.  :thumbup:

http://translation.babylon.com/Japanese/to-English/

Not very interactive, but pretty hypnotic. :thumbup:  http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf (http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf)

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Yuck! Oh well, at least my screen's clean on the inside, anyway.  :wink:

http://www.myplaycity.com/online_games/online_vivid_arkanoid.html (http://www.myplaycity.com/online_games/online_vivid_arkanoid.html)


turn the brightness all the way up so you don't go totally blind and you've got a good quarter hour of fun there

Trev, just to let you know I showed my three year old these sites and he was doubled over with laughter.  Moral of the story, both you and I have the mentality of a three year old.  :bouncegiggle:

That is entirely cool with me ~ I've always seen myself as an overgrown kid anyway and things to do with letting ones go and underpants always make me laugh.  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

www.freewebarcade.com/game/ant-city (http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/ant-city)

C'mon baby, light my fire [and set my dog on fire too]  :buggedout: :buggedout:

www.freewebarcade.com/game/fly-killer (http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/fly-killer)

Help Trevor [alias Pedro] keep the flies away from his underpants!!  :buggedout:

tis called dust
http://www.notdoppler.com/frame/639.html (http://www.notdoppler.com/frame/639.html)

Pushbutton Fun! (http://instantsfun.es/)

[img=http://www.movie-map.com/]http://Movie-Map[/img]

Uh, Rev...FAIL BLOG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movie Map (http://www.movie-map.com/)

That's what I get for rushing to post stuff during lunch!

That's okay. We still respect you...as long as the checks keep showing up.

Don't press the EPIC BUTTON...


Oh, I'm lovin' this !!!


If you would like to create your own CSI miami moment:
Say something you think is witty, put on sun glasses and press the 'yeahhh' button !

For those of you who like the early Super Mario Bros., you might like this:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416)

Battlefield Heroes !

http://www.battlefieldheroes.com/ (http://www.battlefieldheroes.com/)

 :cheers:

My entire class loves this game.  They play it when they should be working on their homework in our computer classes or when we have lab time.   :teddyr:

http://www.ninjakiwi.com/Games/Tower-Defense/Play/Bloons-Tower-Defense-4.html (http://www.ninjakiwi.com/Games/Tower-Defense/Play/Bloons-Tower-Defense-4.html)

Bad Translator (http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php)

It takes your phrase and translates it through various languages and then back to English.

Example:

"badmovies.org is an awesome website "

...10 translations later we get:

"badmovies.org this wonderful place"

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Derf, where do you find these things?  :teddyr:

I typed "Trevor's underpants smell bad" into that bad translator and this is what came up:


AFRIKAANS : Trevor se onderbroek ruik sleg
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor's underpants smells bad
ALBANIAN : brekë Trevor's erë të keqe
Back to ENGLISH : panties smells bad Trevor's
ARABIC : سراويل كريه الرائحة وتريفور
Back to ENGLISH : Smelly panties and Trevor
BELARUSIAN : Смурод трусики і Trevor
Back to ENGLISH : Stench panties and Trevor
BULGARIAN : Stench бикини и Тревър
Back to ENGLISH : Stench bikini and Trevor
CATALAN : Pudor bikini i Trevor
Back to ENGLISH : Stink bikini and Trevor
CHINESE : 臭味和Trevor比基尼
Back to ENGLISH : Odor and Trevor Bikini
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 气味和Trevor比基尼
Back to ENGLISH : Odor and Trevor Bikini
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 氣味和Trevor比基尼
Back to ENGLISH : Odor and Trevor Bikini
CROATIAN : Miris i Trevor bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
CZECH : Vůně a Trevor bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
DANISH : Lugt og Trevor bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Odor and Trevor bikini
DUTCH : Geur en Trevor bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
ESTONIAN : Lõhn ja Trevor bikiinid
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor Bikini
FILIPINO : Amoy at Trevor bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
FINNISH : Tuoksu ja Trevor bikinit
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
FRENCH : L'odorat et le bikini Trevor
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor Bikini
GALICIAN : Cheiro e biquíni Trevor
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and bikini Trevor
GERMAN : Geruch und Bikini Trevor
Back to ENGLISH : Odor and Bikini Trevor
GREEK : Οσμή και Trevor Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor Bikini
HEBREW : ריח ביקיני טרבור
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor Bikini smell
HINDI : ट्रेवर बिकनी गंध
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
HUNGARIAN : Trevor illata Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
ICELANDIC : Trevor lykta Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
INDONESIAN : Trevor bau Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
IRISH : boladh Bikini Trevor
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
ITALIAN : Trevor odore Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
JAPANESE : トレバー匂いビキニ
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
KOREAN : 트레버 냄새 비키니
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
LATVIAN : Trevor smarža Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
LITHUANIAN : Trevor kvapas Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
MACEDONIAN : Тревор мирис Бикини
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
MALAY : Trevor bau Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
MALTESE : riħa Trevor Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
NORWEGIAN : Trevor lukt Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor odor Bikini
PERSIAN : تروور بوی بیکینی
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
POLISH : Trevor zapach Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
PORTUGUESE : Trevor cheiro Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
ROMANIAN : Trevor miros Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikinis
RUSSIAN : Trevor запах Бикини
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
SERBIAN : Тревор мирис бикини
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell bikini
SLOVAK : Trevor vôňa bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell bikini
SLOVENIAN : Trevor vonj bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell bikini
SPANISH : Trevor bikini olor
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell bikini
SWAHILI : Trevor harufu ya bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor is sweet bikini
SWEDISH : Trevor är söt bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor's cute bikini
TAGALOG : cute bikini Trevor's
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor's cute bikini
THAI : บิกินี่น่ารัก Trevor ของ
Back to ENGLISH : Bikini Trevor's cute.
TURKISH : Bikini Trevor's sevimli.
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor's cute bikini.
UKRAINIAN : милий Тревор бікіні.
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor cute bikini.
VIETNAMESE : Trevor cute bikini.
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor cute bikini.
WELSH : Trevor bikini cute.
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor bikini cute.
YIDDISH : טרעוואָר באָדקאָסטיום קיוט.
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor bikini Cute.

Cute bikini?  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: I also sure as hell don't wear panties!

That's a huge time-saver of a time-waster: believe it or not I used to do that myself, one language at a time!

Here's a great film tagline:

"In space, no one can hear you scream."

After 10 translations, it's pretty good: "In space, no one can hear the screams"

After 25 translations, it's become "You can hear the scream of Sale".

But after 54 translations, we get "You can buy regular." (?)

But if you translate "You can buy regular" 54 times, you don't get "In space, no one can hear you scream."  Instead you get "Change the situation."

Wow. that is fun. The phrase "James loves bad movies," in just 10 translations, turned into:

AFRIKAANS : James lief vir slegte films
Back to ENGLISH : James loves bad movies
ALBANIAN : James do filma keqe
Back to ENGLISH : James will bad movies
ARABIC : ستكون سيئة للأفلام جيمس
Back to ENGLISH : Will be bad for James
BELARUSIAN : Будзе дрэнна Джэймс
Back to ENGLISH : Will bad James
BULGARIAN : Ще лош Джеймс
Back to ENGLISH : Will bad James
CATALAN : Will James mal
Back to ENGLISH : Will James hurt
CHINESE : 将詹姆斯受伤
Back to ENGLISH : The injured James
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 詹姆斯的受伤
Back to ENGLISH : James injured
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 詹姆斯受傷
Back to ENGLISH : James injured
CROATIAN : James ozlijedio
Back to ENGLISH : James injured

I love it.

I got:

Original text:

"this a time waster"

...54 translations later we get:

"Microphone"


WHAT ?!!?!?  :question:

This one's interesting. I typed in "Do you like movies about gladiators?" (From the movie Airplane), and it didn't change all that much, even with the max. Check it out:

AFRIKAANS : Hou jy van films oor die Gladiators?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like movies about Gladiators?
ALBANIAN : A ju pëlqen filma për Gladiators?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like movies about Gladiators?
ARABIC : هل تحب أفلام عن المصارعون؟
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like movies about gladiators?
BELARUSIAN : Вы любіце кіно пра Глядыятар?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like movies about Gladiator?
BULGARIAN : Обичате ли филми за гладиатори?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like movies about gladiators?
CATALAN : T'agraden les pel lícules de gladiadors?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like gladiator movies?
CHINESE : 你喜欢斗士电影吗？
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like Gladiator movies?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 角斗士的电影你喜欢吗？
Back to ENGLISH : Gladiator movies you like it?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 角鬥士的電影你喜歡嗎？
Back to ENGLISH : Gladiator movies you like it?
CROATIAN : Gladijator filmove you like it?
Back to ENGLISH : Gladiator movies you like it?
CZECH : Gladiator filmy se vám líbí?
Back to ENGLISH : Gladiator movies do you like?
DANISH : Gladiator film kan du lide?
Back to ENGLISH : Gladiator movies do you like?
DUTCH : Gladiator films vind je leuk?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like gladiator movies?
ENGLISH : Do you like gladiator movies?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like gladiator movies?
ESTONIAN : Kas sulle meeldib gladiaator filme?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like gladiator movies?
FILIPINO : Gusto mo ng pelikula manlalaban?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like gladiator movies?
FINNISH : Pidätkö Gladiaattori elokuvia?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like Gladiator movies?
FRENCH : Aimez-vous les films de gladiateur?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like gladiator movies?
GALICIAN : ¿Quere películas de gladiador?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like gladiator movies?
GERMAN : Gefällt Ihnen Gladiator-Filme?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like gladiator movies?
GREEK : Σας αρέσει ταινίες μονομάχος;
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like gladiator movies?
HEBREW : האם אתה אוהב את הסרטים "גלדיאטור"?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like the movie "Gladiator"?
HINDI : आपको पसंद है फिल्म "ग्लेडिएटर"?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like the movie "Gladiator"?
HUNGARIAN : Szereted a film "Gladiátor"?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like the movie "Gladiator"?
ICELANDIC : Gera þú eins og the bíómynd "skylmingakappi"?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like the movie "swords warrior"?
INDONESIAN : Apakah Anda suka film "prajurit pedang"?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like the movie "warrior sword"?
IRISH : An maith leat claíomh laochra an scannán ""?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like the movie heroes sword "?
ITALIAN : Ti piacciono gli eroi film spada "?
Back to ENGLISH : Do you like heroes movie sword "?
JAPANESE : あなたは英雄のように映画の剣"ですか？
Back to ENGLISH : You are like a hero movie sword "What?
KOREAN : 당신은 영웅 영화의 검 "과 같은 뭐라 구요?
Back to ENGLISH : Hero Movie Sword of you like "What?
LATVIAN : Hero Filma Sword no jums, piemēram, "Kas?
Back to ENGLISH : Hero Movie Sword of you, like, 'What?
LITHUANIAN : Hero Movie Kardas Jūs, kaip ir "Kas?
Back to ENGLISH : Hero Movie Sword you like "What?
MACEDONIAN : Херојот филм Шпага ви се допаѓа "Што?
Back to ENGLISH : Hero Movie Sword you like 'What?
MALAY : Hero Movie Pedang anda seperti 'Apa?
Back to ENGLISH : Hero Movie Sword of you like 'What?
MALTESE : Eroj film Xabla tal tixtieq "Xiex?
Back to ENGLISH : Hero Movie Sword of like 'What?
NORWEGIAN : Hero Movie sverd som "Hva?
Back to ENGLISH : Hero Movie Sword as "What?
PERSIAN : شمشیر قهرمان فیلم به عنوان "چه؟
Back to ENGLISH : Sword hero movies as "What?
POLISH : Sword bohater filmów jak "Co?
Back to ENGLISH : Sword hero movies like "What?
PORTUGUESE : filmes do herói Sword como "O quê?
Back to ENGLISH : Sword hero movies like "What?
ROMANIAN : Sword filme ca erou "Ce?
Back to ENGLISH : Sword hero films like "What?
RUSSIAN : Меч герой фильмов, как "Что?
Back to ENGLISH : Sword of the hero of films like "What?
SERBIAN : Мач јунака филмова као што су "Шта?
Back to ENGLISH : Sword hero movies such as "What?
SLOVAK : Sword hrdina filmov ako: "Čo?
Back to ENGLISH : Sword hero films such as "What?
SLOVENIAN : Sword junak filmov, kot so "Kaj?
Back to ENGLISH : Sword hero movies such as "What?
SPANISH : Espada héroe películas como "¿Qué?
Back to ENGLISH : Sword hero movies like "What?
SWAHILI : Upanga shujaa movies kama "nini?
Back to ENGLISH : Sword hero movies like "What?
SWEDISH : Sword hjälte filmer som "Vad?
Back to ENGLISH : Sword hero films like "What?
TAGALOG : Sword bayani pelikula tulad ng "Ano?
Back to ENGLISH : Sword hero movies like "What?
THAI : ดาบพระเอกภาพยนตร์เช่น"คืออะไร?
Back to ENGLISH : Sword hero films such as "What?
TURKISH : "gibi Kılıç kahraman filmleri Ne?
Back to ENGLISH : "I like the sword of hero movie?
UKRAINIAN : "Я, як меч героя фільму?
Back to ENGLISH : "I like the sword of hero movie?
VIETNAMESE : "Tôi giống như thanh gươm của bộ phim anh hùng?
Back to ENGLISH : "I like the sword of hero movie?
WELSH : "Rwy'n hoffi y cleddyf movie arwr?
Back to ENGLISH : "I like the sword movie hero?
YIDDISH : "איך ווי די שווערד פֿילם העלד?
Back to ENGLISH : "I like the sword movie hero?

And just to prove that Elvis is alive and permeates everything, "Elvis is everywhere," after the maximum, becomes "Elvis everywhere."

Pictures, please!  :bouncegiggle:

Original: If it bleeds, we can kill it.


AFRIKAANS : As dit bloei, kan ons dit slag.
Back to ENGLISH : If they bleed, we can kill it.
ALBANIAN : Nëse ata rrjedh gjak, ne mund ta vrasin atë.
Back to ENGLISH : If they bleed, we can kill it.
ARABIC : إذا كانت تنزف ، يمكننا أن تقتلها.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding, we can kill it.
BELARUSIAN : Калі крывацёк, мы можам забіць яго.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding, we can kill it.
BULGARIAN : Ако кървенето, можем да го убие.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding, we can kill him.
CATALAN : Si el sagnat, podem matar-lo.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding can kill it.
CHINESE : 如果出血可以将其杀死。
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding can be killed.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 如果出血可能死亡。
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding may be dead.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 如果出血可能已經死亡。
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding may have died.
CROATIAN : Ako krvarenje može imati umro.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding may have died.
CZECH : Pokud se krvácení může umřeli.
Back to ENGLISH : When the bleeding may die.
DANISH : Når blødning kan dø.
Back to ENGLISH : When bleeding can die.
DUTCH : Bij het bloeden kan sterven.
Back to ENGLISH : When bleeding can die.
ENGLISH : When bleeding can die.
Back to ENGLISH : When bleeding can die.
ESTONIAN : Kui verejooks võib surra.
Back to ENGLISH : If bleeding can die.
FILIPINO : Kung dinudugo ay maaaring mamatay.
Back to ENGLISH : If bleeding can die.
FINNISH : Jos vuoto voi kuolla.
Back to ENGLISH : If bleeding can not die.
FRENCH : Si le saignement ne peut pas mourir.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding can not die.
GALICIAN : Se o sangramento non pode morrer.
Back to ENGLISH : If bleeding can not die.
GERMAN : Wenn die Blutung nicht sterben kann.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding can not die.
GREEK : Εάν η αιμορραγία δεν μπορεί να πεθάνει.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding can not die.
HEBREW : אם הדימום לא יכול למות.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding can not die.
HINDI : यदि खून बह रहा नहीं मर सकता.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding could not die.
HUNGARIAN : Amennyiben a vérzés nem hal meg.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding does not die.
ICELANDIC : Ef blæðing ekki deyja.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding does not die.
INDONESIAN : Jika pendarahan tidak mati.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding does not die.
IRISH : Más rud é nach bhfuil an cur fola bás.
Back to ENGLISH : If the bleeding does not die.
ITALIAN : Se l'emorragia non muore.
Back to ENGLISH : If bleeding does not die.
JAPANESE : 出血が死ぬことはない場合。
Back to ENGLISH : If you are not bleeding to death.
KOREAN : 당신은 죽음에 출혈이 아닌 경우.
Back to ENGLISH : If you are not bleeding to death.
LATVIAN : Ja neesat asiņošana uz nāvi.
Back to ENGLISH : If you're not bleeding to death.
LITHUANIAN : Jei nesate kraujavimas į mirtį.
Back to ENGLISH : If you're not bleeding to death.
MACEDONIAN : Ако не сте крварење до смрт.
Back to ENGLISH : If you are bleeding to death.
MALAY : Jika anda pendarahan sampai mati.
Back to ENGLISH : If you are bleeding to death.
MALTESE : Jekk inti fsada għall-mewt.
Back to ENGLISH : If you are bleeding to death.
NORWEGIAN : Hvis du blør i hjel.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed to death.
PERSIAN : به خونریزی به اعدام محکوم کرد.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed to death.
POLISH : Aby wykrwawić się na śmierć.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed to death.
PORTUGUESE : Para sangrar até a morte.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed to death.
ROMANIAN : Să sângereze până la moarte.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed to death.
RUSSIAN : Для истекать кровью.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed.
SERBIAN : Да крварим.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed.
SLOVAK : Ak chcete krvácať.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed.
SLOVENIAN : Če želite krvavijo.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed.
SPANISH : Para sangrar.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed.
SWAHILI : Kwa alitokwa na damu.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed.
SWEDISH : Att blöda.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed.
TAGALOG : Upang kunan ng dugo.
Back to ENGLISH : To bleed.
THAI : เพื่อขอรับ
Back to ENGLISH : To obtain.
TURKISH : edinin.
Back to ENGLISH : Learn.
UKRAINIAN : Вчитися.
Back to ENGLISH : Learn.
VIETNAMESE : Tìm hiểu.
Back to ENGLISH : Learn.
WELSH : Dysgu.
Back to ENGLISH : Learning.
YIDDISH : לערנען.
Back to ENGLISH : Study.


...what?

Original: Larry, what the f**k is this s**t?


AFRIKAANS : Larry, what the f**k is hierdie kak?
Back to ENGLISH : Larry, what the f**k is this s**t?
ALBANIAN : Larry, çfarë qij është ky mut?
Back to ENGLISH : Larry, what the f**k is this s**t?
ARABIC : لاري ، ما هو يمارس الجنس مع هذا القرف؟
Back to ENGLISH : Larry, what is the f**k with this s**t?
BELARUSIAN : Лары, што ебут з гэтым дзярмом?
Back to ENGLISH : Larry, that f**k with this s**t?
BULGARIAN : Лари, че дяволите с тези глупости?
Back to ENGLISH : Larry, that hell with this crap?
CATALAN : Larry, que l'infern amb aquesta merda?
Back to ENGLISH : Larry, what the hell with this s**t?
CHINESE : 拉里，这狗屎什么地狱？
Back to ENGLISH : Larry, what the hell this dog feces?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 拉里，这到底是什么狗粪便？
Back to ENGLISH : Larry, this is what the dog droppings in the end?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 拉里，這是狗的糞便在結束了嗎？
Back to ENGLISH : Larry, this is the dog's droppings in the end?
CROATIAN : Larry, ovo je izmet psa na kraju?
Back to ENGLISH : Larry, this is dog feces at the end?


"You see me now, a veteran, of a thousand psychic wars."

...25 translations later we get:

"I see thousands of psychologists."

This is totally awesome...thanks Derf!

I tried the same thing and got "we have bad blood." Are you making that up?

Nope. Maybe you tried it on a different setting.

Anyway, here's another one:
"Come on, Cohagen, you got what you want. Give these people air."

...25 translations later we get:

"Oh, culinary roots, what you want. Keep in mind that people feel."

okay. Fair enough. I suppose movie quotes will keep this more relevant to the site. How about this one?

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

54 translations later:

"Try again. Center of the cult of money, my, purple [pink fire there."

Wierd. I typed in the entire Gettysburg Address and got:

"I smell bacon. Pass the shadenfreude, please."

Original: "The story of the strangest passion the world has ever known!" (DRACULA tagline)

10 translations: "History of passion in human history!"

25 translations: "Tendency of history to the history of mankind!"

54 translations: "Historical development of human history."

Original: "A Monster Science Created - But Could Not Destroy!" (FRANKENSTEIN tagline)

10 translations: "Scientific and animals - but you can not destroy!"

25 translations: "Animals - science, but you can not destroy!"

54 translations: "Animals can not - yesterday!"

"How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb." (Dr. Strangelove). This one was wierd. After 10 and 25, there was almost no change, which surprised me. Then, for the 54, it just fell apart.

10 translations:

"How I learned to stop worrying and love bomb."

25 translations:

"How I learned not to worry, and love the bomb."

54 translations:

"Care and love to learn how to me."

My plot summary for "Animal breeding Yukka" (THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS) after only 10 translations:

"Yuesefujia Jaworski, peace and deficiencies in the United States, and Secretary of the Soviet moon bag.  KGB assassin's mandate, he had a series of nuclear tests and bombs. BF, broadcast animals, tourists do not know Yucca damping unit." 

That's just about as lucid as Coleman Francis' narration.

By the way, "Flag on the moon -- how did it get there?" became "Lunar science - how?"  Much more concise!

God help me, I can't stop! (God help me, I can not stop!/God help me, I can not stop!/Sir, I can not stop!)

Original text:
what the f**k is this?

54 translations later:
Why, Finally.

well, I decided to type in Arch Enemy is AWESOME! and came up with:
AFRIKAANS : Arch Enemy is AWESOME!
Back to ENGLISH : Arch Enemy is AWESOME!
ALBANIAN : Harku është armik AWESOME!
Back to ENGLISH : Arch Enemy is AWESOME!
ARABIC : قوس العدو هو رائع!
Back to ENGLISH : Arch Enemy is fantastic!
BELARUSIAN : Arch Enemy гэта фантастыка!
Back to ENGLISH : Arch Enemy is fantastic!
BULGARIAN : Arch Enemy е фантастично!
Back to ENGLISH : Arch Enemy is fantastic!
CATALAN : Arch Enemy és fantàstic!
Back to ENGLISH : Arch Enemy is fantastic!
CHINESE : 主要敌人是太棒了！
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 主要的敌人是伟大的！
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 主要的敵人是偉大的！
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
CROATIAN : Glavni neprijatelj je velik!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
CZECH : Hlavním nepřítelem je skvělé!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
DANISH : Hovedfjenden er stor!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
DUTCH : De belangrijkste vijand is geweldig!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
ESTONIAN : Peamine vaenlane on suurepärane!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
FILIPINO : Ang pangunahing kaaway ay malaki!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
FINNISH : Päävihollinen on hienoa!
Back to ENGLISH : Main enemy is great!
FRENCH : principal ennemi est grand!
Back to ENGLISH : main enemy is great!
GALICIAN : Inicio inimigo é óptimo!
Back to ENGLISH : Main enemy is great!
GERMAN : Hauptfeind ist großartig!
Back to ENGLISH : Main enemy is great!
GREEK : Κύριος εχθρός είναι μεγάλη!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
HEBREW : האויב העיקרי הוא גדול!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
HINDI : मुख्य दुश्मन महान है!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
HUNGARIAN : A fő ellenség nagy!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
ICELANDIC : Helstu óvinurinn er mikill!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
INDONESIAN : Musuh utama adalah besar!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy is great!
IRISH : Is é an príomh-namhaid iontach!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy of great!
ITALIAN : Il nemico principale della grande!
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy of great!
JAPANESE : 偉大な主敵！
Back to ENGLISH : The main enemy of great!
KOREAN : 위대한의 주요 적!
Back to ENGLISH : The main ever great!
LATVIAN : Galvenais kādreiz lieliski!
Back to ENGLISH : The main ever great!
LITHUANIAN : Pagrindinis niekada puikiai!
Back to ENGLISH : The main ever great!
MACEDONIAN : Главната некогаш голема!
Back to ENGLISH : The main ever great!
MALAY : Utama yang besar!
Back to ENGLISH : The main big!
MALTESE : Il-big prinċipali!
Back to ENGLISH : The big key!
NORWEGIAN : Den store nøkkelen!
Back to ENGLISH : The big key!
PERSIAN : کلید های بزرگ!
Back to ENGLISH : Large keys!
POLISH : Duże klawisze!
Back to ENGLISH : Large keys!
PORTUGUESE : Teclas grandes!
Back to ENGLISH : Large keys!
ROMANIAN : taste mari!
Back to ENGLISH : large keys!
RUSSIAN : большие клавиши!
Back to ENGLISH : large keys!
SERBIAN : Велики тастери!
Back to ENGLISH : Great keys!
SLOVAK : Veľké klávesy!
Back to ENGLISH : Great keyboard!
SLOVENIAN : Velika tipkovnica!
Back to ENGLISH : Great keyboard!
SPANISH : Gran teclado!
Back to ENGLISH : Great keyboard!
SWAHILI : Kubwa keyboard!
Back to ENGLISH : Great keyboard!
SWEDISH : Great tangentbordet!
Back to ENGLISH : Great keyboard!
TAGALOG : Great keyboard!
Back to ENGLISH : Great keyboard!
THAI : แป้นพิมพ์ Great!
Back to ENGLISH : Keyboard Great!
TURKISH : Klavye Harika!
Back to ENGLISH : Great keyboard!
UKRAINIAN : Великі клавіатури!
Back to ENGLISH : Great keyboard!
VIETNAMESE : Bàn phím tuyệt vời!
Back to ENGLISH : The keyboard is great!
WELSH : Mae'r allweddell yn wych!
Back to ENGLISH : The keyboard is great!
YIDDISH : די קלאַוויאַטור איז גרויס!
Back to ENGLISH : The keyboard is great!

What keyboard, Arch Enemy doesn't have a Keyboard person in their band?!

The bikini isn't cute, but I am.  :wink:

(http://5g8.net/uploader/12752918630406_Poopants.jpg)

Coming back to the translater, I typed in GIANT ANTI-MATTER SPACE BUZZARD and got this:

AFRIKAANS : GIANT ANTI-AANGELEENTHEDE SPACE dief.
Back to ENGLISH : GIANT ANTI-MATTER SPACE thief.
ALBANIAN : Gjigandi ANTI-çështje hajdut Hapësirë.
Back to ENGLISH : Giant anti-burglar space issues.
ARABIC : قضايا الفضاء العملاق لمكافحة السرقة.
Back to ENGLISH : Giant space issues to combat theft.
BELARUSIAN : пытанні гіганцкія прасторы для барацьбы з крадзеж.
Back to ENGLISH : Questions huge space to combat theft.
BULGARIAN : Въпроси огромно пространство за борба с кражбата.
Back to ENGLISH : Questions huge space to combat theft.
CATALAN : Preguntes espai ampli per combatre el robatori.
Back to ENGLISH : Asked large space to combat theft.
CHINESE : 当被问及大空间，以打击盗窃。
Back to ENGLISH : When asked about the large space to combat theft.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 当问及大空间，以打击盗窃。
Back to ENGLISH : When asked about the large space to combat theft.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 當問及大空間，以打擊盜竊。
Back to ENGLISH : When asked about the large space to combat theft.
CROATIAN : Na pitanje o veliki prostor za borbu protiv krađe.
Back to ENGLISH : Asked about the large space to combat theft.
CZECH : Na otázku o velký prostor pro boj proti krádeži.
Back to ENGLISH : Asked about the great potential for combating theft.
DANISH : Adspurgt om det store potentiale for at bekæmpe tyveri.
Back to ENGLISH : Asked about the great potential to combat theft.
DUTCH : Gevraagd naar het grote potentieel om diefstal te bestrijden.
Back to ENGLISH : Asked about the great potential to combat theft.
ENGLISH : Asked about the great potential to combat theft.
Back to ENGLISH : Asked about the great potential to combat theft.
ESTONIAN : Vastates küsimusele suurt potentsiaali võidelda vargus.
Back to ENGLISH : Asked about the great potential to combat theft.
FILIPINO : Asked tungkol sa mga malaking potensyal na upang labanan ang pagnanakaw.
Back to ENGLISH : Asked about the huge potential to fight theft.
FINNISH : Kysyttäessä valtavasti potentiaalia taistella varkauksia.
Back to ENGLISH : Asked about the huge potential to fight theft.
FRENCH : Interrogé sur l'énorme potentiel de lutte contre le vol.
Back to ENGLISH : Asked about the huge potential to fight against theft.
GALICIAN : Preguntar sobre o enorme potencial de loita contra o roubo.
Back to ENGLISH : Asked about the enormous potential to combat theft.
GERMAN : Angesprochen auf das enorme Potenzial, um Diebstahl zu bekämpfen.
Back to ENGLISH : Addressed to the enormous potential to combat theft.
GREEK : Απευθύνεται στο τεράστιο δυναμικό για την καταπολέμηση της κλοπής.
Back to ENGLISH : Addressed the enormous potential for combating theft.
HEBREW : התייחס פוטנציאל עצום למאבק גניבה.
Back to ENGLISH : Addressed the enormous potential to combat theft.
HINDI : चोरी का मुकाबला करने के लिए भारी क्षमता को संबोधित किया.
Back to ENGLISH : Enormous potential to combat piracy addressed.
HUNGARIAN : Hatalmas lehetőség rejlik a kalózkodás elleni küzdelem foglalkozni.
Back to ENGLISH : There is enormous potential to address the fight against piracy.
ICELANDIC : Það er gífurlegur möguleika á að takast á við baráttuna gegn ólöglegri nýtingu.
Back to ENGLISH : There is enormous opportunity to address the fight against piracy.
INDONESIAN : Ada kesempatan besar untuk mengatasi memerangi pembajakan.
Back to ENGLISH : There is a great opportunity to overcome the fight against piracy.
IRISH : Tá deis iontach a shárú an gcomhrac i gcoinne píoráideacht.
Back to ENGLISH : A great opportunity to overcome the fight against piracy.
ITALIAN : Una grande occasione per vincere la lotta contro la pirateria.
Back to ENGLISH : A great opportunity to win the fight against piracy.
JAPANESE : 絶好の機会著作権侵害との戦いに勝つために。
Back to ENGLISH : To win the battle against piracy opportunity.
KOREAN : 불법 복제 기회과의 싸움에서이기려면.
Back to ENGLISH : The opportunity to win the fight against piracy.
LATVIAN : Iespēja uzvarēt cīņā pret pirātismu.
Back to ENGLISH : Chance to win the fight against piracy.
LITHUANIAN : Galimybę laimėti kovojant su piratavimu.
Back to ENGLISH : The opportunity to win the fight against piracy.
MACEDONIAN : Можност да се добие борбата против пиратеријата.
Back to ENGLISH : The opportunity to get the fight against piracy.
MALAY : Kesempatan untuk mendapatkan melawan pembajakan.
Back to ENGLISH : Opportunity to fight piracy.
MALTESE : Opportunità li jiġġieldu l-piraterija.
Back to ENGLISH : Opportunity to combat piracy.
NORWEGIAN : Mulighet for å bekjempe piratkopiering.
Back to ENGLISH : Ability to combat piracy.
PERSIAN : توانایی برای مبارزه با دزدی دریایی.
Back to ENGLISH : Ability to combat piracy.
POLISH : Zdolność do zwalczania piractwa.
Back to ENGLISH : Ability to combat piracy.
PORTUGUESE : Habilidade para combater a pirataria.
Back to ENGLISH : Ability to combat piracy.
ROMANIAN : Abilitatea de a combate pirateria.
Back to ENGLISH : Ability to combat piracy.
RUSSIAN : Способность к борьбе с пиратством.
Back to ENGLISH : Ability to combat piracy.
SERBIAN : Способности за борбу против пиратерије.
Back to ENGLISH : Ability to combat piracy.
SLOVAK : Schopnosť bojovať proti pirátstvu.
Back to ENGLISH : The ability to combat piracy.
SLOVENIAN : Sposobnost za boj proti piratstvu.
Back to ENGLISH : The ability to combat piracy.
SPANISH : La capacidad para combatir la piratería.
Back to ENGLISH : The ability to combat piracy.
SWAHILI : Uwezo wa kupambana na uharamia.
Back to ENGLISH : The ability to fight piracy.
SWEDISH : Förmågan att bekämpa piratkopiering.
Back to ENGLISH : The ability to combat piracy.
TAGALOG : Ang kakayahan upang labanan pandarambong.
Back to ENGLISH : The ability to fight piracy.
THAI : ความสามารถในการต่อสู้กับการละเมิดลิขสิทธิ์
Back to ENGLISH : Ability to combat piracy
TURKISH : Yetenek korsanlık mücadele
Back to ENGLISH : Ability to fight piracy
UKRAINIAN : Здатність до боротьби з піратством
Back to ENGLISH : The ability to combat piracy
VIETNAMESE : Khả năng chống sao chép lậu
Back to ENGLISH : Anti piracy
WELSH : Anti fôr-ladrad
Back to ENGLISH : Anti piracy
YIDDISH : אַנטי פּיראַטערייַ
Back to ENGLISH : Anti piracy

.....Anti piracy? Really?

Well, NASA has been working on the Giant Anti-Matter Space Buzzard, a orbital device that seeks out media theft and vaporizes the perpetrators from space, so....

Been addicted to this for a while now:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/429765 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/429765)

Love this game...although its a bit girly...
http://www.candystand.com/play/mommas-diner

I could do a waitress' job easier than tryin' t'play that game!!  :hatred:  :bouncegiggle:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/136337 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/136337)
this game is one of my favorite on newgrounds.com!!!
so much fun and nuts!!!

A fun and hilarious game:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/551891 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/551891)

(*Note: For those of you who can't get past the imp guy, here's how to do it:

When getting past the library part (after killing the penguin dudes), enter the middle door. Walk forward until you see a square on the ground. Don't go near it yet. Wait for the imp to follow you. When at a close (but not too close) distance, move to the square and duck quickly. The spikes will kill him. Wait for the spikes to get to the top and then exit the room. Then take the door at the right.)

http://www.neopets.com/games/play.phtml?game_id=212&size=regular&quality=high (http://www.neopets.com/games/play.phtml?game_id=212&size=regular&quality=high)

Very addictive:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/doc-mock-monstertime/ (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/doc-mock-monstertime/)

Hopefully this wasn't been posted yet.

Control a plastic woman as she endlessly falls through a series of bubbles!  Neat ragdoll physics type thing.

http://gprime.net/game.php/fallinggirl (http://gprime.net/game.php/fallinggirl)

there's a Bush version somewhere.

I got
...
not that bad, evidently  :bouncegiggle:

Minecraft comes to mind.  Haven't played it, but I'll be damned if it isn't addicting.  Look at what people made playing this game!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWPk5zlKAEM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geoJG1cAFgM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVFTmqXFLX8

Interactive Buddyhttp://www.addictinggames.com/interactivebuddy.html (http://www.addictinggames.com/interactivebuddy.html)

Ever wanted to replace someone's knee?  Well, now you can!

http://www.freeonlinegames.com/game/virtual-knee-surgery.html (http://www.freeonlinegames.com/game/virtual-knee-surgery.html)

Granted, this may technically NOT be a time waster, as you do learn stuff from it, but still...

http://www.candystand.com/play/sour-patch-stunt-crew#?key=f521e210-8665-49e7-b61d-fd62b77d3fa8

I'll revive this thread just because some noobs may not have seen it.

gif.tv (http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-9-collap)

http://www.m0ar.org/8267 (http://www.m0ar.org/8267)

You play as someone waiting at a bus station who has real bad gas. Fart whenever a car zooms in front of you by pressing the spacebar. The left and right arrow keys control which cheek you want to use. Don't fart too soon or too late and don't hold it in for too long.

Have fun.  :smile:

http://www.isketch.net/ (http://www.isketch.net/)

Pictionary online!

 :cheers:

"what time is it? "

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Time"

A new one (http://garyc.me/fun/bring.swf) (to me, at least) that shouldn't be as fun as it is. No great amount of time wasted, but I keep coming back to it.

Mafia Wars on Facebook.  Just got back into it.  Big time waster, but once you get to a certian point, it becomes awfully boring.

I just found the best thing ever, in the universe, period.
http://iacopoapps.appspot.com/hopalongwebgl/ (http://iacopoapps.appspot.com/hopalongwebgl/)

Happy Wheels
http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php (http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php)
Play it and you'll understand