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BOOBS!!! BOOBS!!! BOOBS!!!

Yes, one of our favorite topics...BOOBS!!!  :hot:

How many can talk about about a b-movie without having to make reference to the boob count?

Bad actresses? All they have to do is show their tits and they got out attention...like hell if you're paying attention to the dialogue.

Yes...BOOBS...we love them...we want them...we crave them...we want to....ahem....scuse me. :teddyr:

So why not a thread on one of our very favorite subjects...BOOBS!!!

Talk about your favorite pair on an actress.

Whose boobs would you like to see?

What movies have the best boobs?

What movies have the most boobs?

And if you feel like it....SHOW YOUR TITS!!! :twirl: (this is not directed at the usual boobs on the forum) :lookingup:

Let's put to death the disclaimer on the front page of this site..."There are currently ZERO bare breasts on this website"...and see how far we can raise that number from ZERO!!! :tongueout:

Bring on the BOOBS!!! :twirl: (again...not directed at the usual boobs on the forum) :lookingup:

I'll bite. 

Favorite: ? Varies day by day and taste by taste.  Depends on my mood.  (Notables: Wendy Whoppers, Pandora Peaks, Minka, Vanessa Del Rio, Tawny Peaks, and many, many more)

Want to see: Christina Hendricks.  I remember her as Saffron and have enjoyed her many times in reruns.  But dang it, get off the standard channels and something where nudity is permitted.  Also, Nikki Cox as a runner up but not going to happen as I want before Las Vegas series during Unhappily Ever After.  (Need a time machine and cash).

Best boobs: Toughie... probably go with Pandora Peaks.  Yes, that movie of just her.  I liked her there was a certain class in the way she carried herself that I enjoyed.

Most?  I'll throw out Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens.  What the hey.   

 :cheers:  Here is to a start. 

Well, Melissa Brasselle certainly fills out a tight tank top.

(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/Melissa.jpg?t=1295150293)

I think Rose McGowan has the best boobs I've ever seen.  I really want to see Dolly Parton's boobs.  I'm certain I've seen more boobs in a movie before, but I recently watched Female Vampire and that had the most toplessness I've seen in a long time.

Here are a lovely pair of tits for your viewing pleasure:
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z56/captnskullhead/bluetits.jpg)

Oh yeah!  Those are natural!  :twirl:

Yvonne Romain in Curse of The Werewolf
Jenna Bodnar in Huntress: Spirit of the Night (I think she had them reduced after that)

All the ladies in Tomboy - I particularly liked that brunette that passes by the camera during the obligatory shower scene

Since when aren't "tits" (teats - the ones you don't mean) natural?  :smile: :question: Oh yeh, since implants.

P.J. SOLES:
(http://gfx.filmweb.pl/ph/60/09/6009/132583.1.jpg)

incredibly risque of you there Paquita.
//not complaining or anything

The scene in Humanoids From The Deep where the gal's boyfriend with the puppet gets slaughtered, and she runs across the shoreline to get away from the humanoid.. she's got the most unbelievable body, completely natural-looking.  And yes, great headlights.  Too bad she gets violated by fish-man.

Don't worry!  It may be the same character, but at least the chick who runs on the beach and gets grabbed is not the same actress who was doing the scenes inside the tent.  Go watch that scene closely, the actress running on the beach has smaller boobs and butt than the one from the tent.

Look at the size of that stick in between those tits!

Many years ago i was at a strip club in Jackson Tennessee, and the headline dancer that night was called Betty Boobs. HOLY SH!T they were Huge. I have a pic of her kneeling on the stage, i had my back to her, my head between her boobs and

Her boobs were completly wrapped around my head. I was giving 2 thumbs up in the pic. That picture was well worth the 25 dollars it cost me :teddyr:

What happens when a B list piece of garbage like "Holwing II: Stirbia Werewolf b***h" realizes the film itself is no good. You make the female main antagonist strip. Not only do they do that but in the credits they show multiple images from earlier in the film. They show the antagonist stripping 15 times over.

It's sad.  :bluesad:

Yeah that doesn't seem to be entirely uncommon when they realize their script is full of holes and the acting is terrible. As if some nudity or in some cases more violence or action sequences is going go to save it. There was another one that fit that to a T, and somewhere I have forgotten it. I'm sure itll come back to me shortly.

 A boobie thread has to have Russ Meyer-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3-eBJ_kxG0

For a retro gal, the lovely Virginia "Ding Dong" Bell..she was only 5'4 or so, and had a natural 46 EEE chest! Her breasts were a force to be reckoned with..she was a late 50's-early 60's stripper. And she has LOTS of old videos  :smile:

For my MILF fave, the lovely Kay Parker. Anyone whose ever seen Taboo or Taboo 2, or Nasty Nurses, nuff' said!

Candy Samples,  Trinity Loren, the beautiful Arabic wonders of Nikki King and her Israeli counterpart Nilli Willis.   Man, I loved the 80's  :smile:

There were also some nude that Lindsay Lohan recently did for some magazine (if it's really her) and all I have to say that is if it is, WOW!

And of course, Hally Berry's knockers get a nod.  :cheers: :teddyr:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3OSrbjCYng

but frankly I don't spend much time up there

One of my earliest movie memories is Caroline Munro wearing a very modest (cough cough) vest of some sort.

(http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/cryvinder/starcrash_caroline_munro_05.jpg)

(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u293/garforthnpt/126135-munro.jpg)

But my favorite has got to be from Total Recall


(http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr175/Rican_03/total-recall-alien-420x505.jpg)

Now there's a nice set....not to mention that she fills a sweater out quite nicely. Nicely done  :smile:

It makes it difficult to concentrate on the stock market.

 :bluesad:

Errrrrr... I like my boobs in normal quantity...

Yeah, especially when your stock is rising all the time as you're watching her.. :bouncegiggle:

Neatly enough, I'm told the director of that movie (who I believe was female) did NOT direct the "fish violation" scenes.  They (the movie makers? the studio?  who knows?) went back and ADDED those bits after the fact and the director wasn't happy the whole "fish men rape" thing was put in.

Just some neat little movie trivia.

They were talking about the stock market???

The only boobs that don't excite me are my man-boobs: time for a bit of exercise, I think.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

Airplane! has a scene where a pair of amazing boobs (uncredited as far as I know). I want to know whose boobs those are.

The Lost Empire is a classic for me.

 :teddyr:

Swamp Thing in the scene when old Swampie was watching Adrienne Barbeau take a bath...from the amount of her upper body that was blocked from the image, I'd say there was a LOT of boobage there  :buggedout:

As well, the short but sweet scene in Escape From New York where Barbeau runs towards the screen in that low cut dress, bouncing up and down and left and right, was a nice little extra   :teddyr:

DEADLY WEAPONS and DOUBLE AGENT 73 (both starring Chesty Morgan) have some big (but not especially attractive) boobs.

Of course, Russ Meyer was preobably the King of Boobs, with movies like VIXEN, SUPER VIXENS, and BENEATH THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRA VIXENS (I bought all of these as part of Russ Meyer's "Bosomania" DVD collection).

I also have a XXX DVD called BANGKOK BOOBARELLAS.

There was a gal with a PERFECT body and wonderful boobage in Amazon Women On The Moon.  She played a ditzy Penthouse-ish model who was nude even in everyday life.. at church, at the mall, etc.  At an art gallery she marvels at the paintings, and how she wishes she had some of her things hanging here someday.  :teddyr:

I have the DVD of Deadly Weapons and man oh man, God bless Chesty Morgan's back muscles! I was hoping to see more of the bottom half of her as well, but alas, such was not be be.  Women like her don't come around every day...  :buggedout:

I saw Chesty Morgan live at a local strip joint back in the 1980s.  You could get your picture taken with her, but I didn't do it because I think it was expensive (like $25 for one of those old Polaroid pictures that came out of the camera and developed instantly before your eyes).  I did, however, get my picture taken with Busty Hart.

I believe today is Dolly Parton's birthday so this thread should be dedicated to her.  :smile:

http://www.youtube.com/v/8YNzNyNpAsM
Posted this in another thread, but it goes so well here. NSFW

Also posted elsewhere but belonging here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGBFGH5OqoI&hl

I'll call it NSFW to be on the safe side but it is pretty mild.

Wow, you saw Chesty Morgan live? Oh man...lucky you. With a set like hers, I'm suprised they didn't need to knock the doors out of the place just to get her in!  :bouncegiggle:

That was Kitten Natividad.

I was just watching some TMZ clip of Christina Hendricks. yeeesh

Oh yeah, our sweet little Kitten. The Charo of porn. They don't make em' like that anymore.  Of course, if anyone has seen Samantha 38G, (all natural) a dime on every dollar that you'd forget all about Kitten. For a while, anyway.  :teddyr:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6jxuzb6el1qzb1rlo1_500.png)

 :teddyr:

Its like looking inside Jack's mind....  :wink:

Boobs  :thumbup:

The only reason I bought Fellini's Casanova on DVD, was to see Chesty Morgan. I was very upset to find that all her scenes had been deleted.

I have a copy of the October '78 issue of Playboy, with Dolly Parton on the cover. Unfortunately, she didn't pose, because at the time, her waistline was the same as her bustline.

Nuthin' wrong with a little more meat on the bones  :smile:  As far her bustline, I beleive that was back when she was natural. I think she had implants somewhere along the way, didn't she? At least I remember hearing such, and she does look a bit manufactured these days..

Chesty Morgan today:

www.tampabay.com/features/humaninterest/article1058097.ece (http://www.tampabay.com/features/humaninterest/article1058097.ece)

I've have got to get that DVD   :teddyr:

Wow that was quite an article...even moreso when she said she would marry Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity or Bill O' Reilly.  Oh well, despite the differing opinions on these guys, one thing is sure-they would have a nice place to rest their heads at night!  :bouncegiggle:

The only thing that matters in life.   :wink:

I've brought this up on multiple occasions. There's a scene in Airplane! where a random set of amazing natural tata's just bounce across the screen. I still want to know whose boobs those are.

Oh, and who can forget the rack on that girl in Bachelor Party, the one that Tom Hanks' character gets the opportunity to be with before getting hitched but has the unspeakable will-power to turn down?

That is Monique Gabrielle, and I think her assets came up earlier in this thread.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001249/

I am still proud that, while watching "Cavegirl", I suddenly said, "Wait, was that Michelle Bauer?" and it was.  It's funny because I didn't recognize her face, I recognized her boobs.

The complete version of what I said is:  "Wait, was that Michelle Bauer?  I think that those are her breasts!"

Here is a combo Boob/awful joke kinda thing.       What is a ghosts favorite bee?  A Boo-Bee

(http://www.dvdcorral.com/dvd/images/max/891514001108.jpg)

I saw this today and theres no 'exotic action*', but there is a musical number.  :question:

But there are boobs and that why I'm posting it here.  :teddyr:







*Barely any dinosaurs too but whatever...

Kitten Natividad, as mentioned earlier in the thread.

Sigh. I guess I'm not reading through the thread. I must have missed a page or something. Sorry everyone.

I doubt they got too many complaints about that  :bouncegiggle:

Oh yeah, man. Why do you think they call em' "love pillows"?   :cheers:

Bridget Nielson, Venice Kong & Madonna, The September '85 issue of Playboy to appreciate flat-chested women, women of color, and (ugh) personalities.

Well, I was disappointed.
Boobs can only get you so far.  :teddyr:

Doggett's sig- one of Menard's happy place to be. :wink: :tongueout: :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: :twirl:

^As for Bachelor Party, how about in the beginning of the movie?  :thumbup:

One of Russ Meyers regulars: Uschi Digard

(http://img.listal.com/image/608293/600full-uschi-digard.jpg)

Oh yeah...the scene in Kentucky Fried Movie called "Catholic High Girls In Trouble" where her boobs were bouncing against the shower stall window  :buggedout:

I still have an old magazine at home from the 80's (with my other mags tucked away in the attic) that has a triple feature...Uschi Digard,  Susie Nero, and Little Oral Annie ALL natural heavy hangers.  Those were the days..

Ah love this thread....one of my very favorite subjects.

I was going to say Creedence from Troll 2, but I couldn't find a decent boob pic for Menard. :bluesad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgWoPFX1Sz0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veCZvM6-okQ