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Title: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 11, 2012, 02:07:53 PM
     I.Q. 155....no waiting.

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z77/alandhopewell/imagegen.jpg)


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: JaseSF on January 11, 2012, 02:24:52 PM
What B-movie you saw at the Drive-In did you believe was actually absolutely brilliant, a little known masterpiece?


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 11, 2012, 02:34:03 PM
What B-movie you saw at the Drive-In did you believe was actually absolutely brilliant, a little known masterpiece?


     I didn't see this at the drive-in, rather at the Tivoli Theater, which used to be downtown in my hometown, Lorain, Ohio. It was LET'S SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH, and remains one of my favorite indie-horror films.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX4eZD3GiL0


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 11, 2012, 03:09:09 PM
Why are there so many threads were people want other people to ask them questions? 


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 11, 2012, 03:38:16 PM
Why are there so many threads were people want other people to ask them questions? 

     A desire to be noticed, acknowleged, perhaps even licked on the sole of the foot.


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 11, 2012, 04:00:09 PM
I'm not licking anyone. 


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: indianasmith on January 11, 2012, 05:56:52 PM
How do we know that to be true?  You could be giving Alan Alda a tongue bath as we speak!!!

(Make sure you get between his toes!)


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: El Misfit on January 11, 2012, 09:34:32 PM
Paper or Plastic?


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: Trevor on January 12, 2012, 02:09:56 AM
    I.Q. 155....no waiting.


 :teddyr: :teddyr:

Quote
([url]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z77/alandhopewell/imagegen.jpg[/url])


Is that you in the pic?  :thumbup:


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: bob on January 12, 2012, 02:21:47 AM
what is the meaning of life?


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: Mr. DS on January 12, 2012, 08:23:15 AM
How are you today?


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: Jack on January 12, 2012, 12:35:57 PM
Why am I not supposed to divide by zero?  Is that just a rule, or will something bad actually happen?


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 12, 2012, 01:24:06 PM
How do we know that to be true?  You could be giving Alan Alda a tongue bath as we speak!!!

(Make sure you get between his toes!)


     To quote Kevin Conroy as the Dark Knight....

          "I DON'T THINK SO!"

(http://images.wikia.com/dcanimated/images/8/8e/Batman_JL.png)


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 12, 2012, 01:27:06 PM
Paper or Plastic?


     Keilbasa, if you please.

(http://www.magdawalczak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kielbasa.jpg)


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 12, 2012, 01:28:22 PM
    I.Q. 155....no waiting.


 :teddyr: :teddyr:

Quote
([url]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z77/alandhopewell/imagegen.jpg[/url])


Is that you in the pic?  :thumbup:


     Yup, about six years and fifty pounds ago.


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 12, 2012, 01:29:29 PM
what is the meaning of life?

     To serve God, and to thoroughly enjoy Him.


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 12, 2012, 01:30:56 PM
How are you today?

     Not sure; I'll have to ask the missus.


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 12, 2012, 01:33:11 PM
Why am I not supposed to divide by zero?  Is that just a rule, or will something bad actually happen?

     Just look at the current administratation-that's what Tuvok and Co. have been doing since 20 Jan 09.


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: tracy on January 12, 2012, 01:34:32 PM
Paper or Plastic?


     Keilbasa, if you please.

([url]http://www.magdawalczak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kielbasa.jpg[/url])

Is that Keilbasa paper or plastic?


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 12, 2012, 01:37:21 PM
Paper or Plastic?


     Keilbasa, if you please.

([url]http://www.magdawalczak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kielbasa.jpg[/url])

Is that Keilbasa paper or plastic?




     Cute....see if I nibble YOUR elbows tomorrow morning.


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: tracy on January 12, 2012, 01:40:12 PM
Paper or Plastic?


     Keilbasa, if you please.

([url]http://www.magdawalczak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kielbasa.jpg[/url])

Is that Keilbasa paper or plastic?




     Cute....see if I nibble YOUR elbows tomorrow morning.

Fine....just go chew on that Keilbasa.


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 14, 2012, 12:42:54 AM
Why are there so many threads were people want other people to ask them questions? 
That's "where" not "were". 


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: LilCerberus on January 14, 2012, 12:47:23 AM
How do I boost the low end torque on a 50cc 2stroke moped?


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 14, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
How do I boost the low end torque on a 50cc 2stroke moped?


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WaGJBrL1wQk/TiY95VT2FCI/AAAAAAAAAYA/qHSexdrE6G0/s1600/CuePosterStIdes.jpg)


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 14, 2012, 04:25:49 PM
Why are there so many threads were people want other people to ask them questions? 
That's "where" not "were". 
Eh.  It's not the first typo I ever made and won't be the last. 


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 14, 2012, 10:49:21 PM
Why are there so many threads were people want other people to ask them questions?  

That's "where" not "were".  

Eh.  It's not the first typo I ever made and won't be the last.  
I realize I'm petty.  That's my specialty.   :smile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anTMH-0hjGs
Are you kidding me??  :question: :tongueout:


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 14, 2012, 11:00:26 PM
    I.Q. 155....no waiting.

([url]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z77/alandhopewell/imagegen.jpg[/url])
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_jlF-sRqk&feature=player_embedded%C2%A0


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: ghouck on January 17, 2012, 02:05:53 AM
Where are my car keys at?


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 17, 2012, 04:54:57 PM
Where are my car keys at?

     Hopefully, in your bartender's pocket.


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 17, 2012, 09:19:48 PM
should we ban cell phones in cars? or just honk our horns and shout at them?


Title: Re: QUERY ME OF ALL THINGS....I AM A GENIUS
Post by: alandhopewell on January 18, 2012, 12:56:29 PM
should we ban cell phones in cars? or just honk our horns and shout at them?

     BOTH....Some folks just WON'T pay attention!