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Title: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:02:50 PM Just a whim. I don't know s**t about this movie.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:03:58 PM Opening Credits - I don't know who these people are. As usual. I don't usually get bad movies with famous actors. I guess it stands to reason.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:04:46 PM 1:30 - So far it has some pretty good shots of... Err... Whatever city this is.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:05:59 PM 2:00 - This is Exposition News.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:06:34 PM 3:22 - What is that even supposed to mean?
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:08:01 PM 4:44 - How many people say "data" like that?
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:09:18 PM 5:55 - That was a flare gun? It looked more like a revolver.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:10:19 PM 6:53 - Wow. The dialog is SO natural and not FORCED at all.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:11:10 PM 7:55 - I don't see anyone in the cockpit.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:12:35 PM 9:00 - Oh COME ON! These soldiers have STORM TROOPER SYNDROME!
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:13:54 PM AT LAST!! For once I get some REAL CHEESY STUFF! Most of the time I get intentionally bad or dull bad movies but THIS! THIS IS ART!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:15:29 PM 11:47 - Yeah let's forget about the zombies and watch... What is this? I don't even-
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:16:27 PM 13:07 - Oh god. That accent. I'm going to die laughing.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:21:48 PM 17:31 - Wow. Full nudity. It's such a sad attempt. Mmm... Viewer attention. I lost my train of thought.
Mmm... Nice jugs... Uh, carry on. I got nothin'. Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:24:38 PM 21:20 - Screams shouldn't sound like orgasms.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:25:42 PM This is hilariously bad.
I love you guys. Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:27:50 PM I have no idea what's going on. They can't be zombies can they? They're too smart to be zombies.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 29, 2012, 10:28:50 PM Oh dear. This will have to be finished another time. Sorry.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: major jay on January 30, 2012, 02:51:14 PM 17:31 - Wow. Full nudity. It's such a sad attempt. Mmm... Viewer attention. I lost my train of thought. Mmm... Nice jugs... Uh, carry on. I got nothin'. How about that her man is around 40 years older than her. Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: major jay on January 30, 2012, 02:56:16 PM I have no idea what's going on. They can't be zombies can they? They're too smart to be zombies. They're not suppose to be zombies. They've gone mad from the pollution, but the only way to kill them is to destroy their brain. :question: Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: major jay on January 30, 2012, 02:58:45 PM Oh dear. This will have to be finished another time. Sorry. Oh no, you bailed! What happened? Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 31, 2012, 12:27:38 AM Oh dear. This will have to be finished another time. Sorry. Oh no, you bailed! What happened? I had some important work to do. I swear you'll see it finished soon. Probably on Tuesday night. Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nightmare City Post by: Psycho Circus on February 06, 2012, 06:01:17 PM Great film.
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